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"Think my return offer is ok if the bank goes bankrupt?"

 

Lol the recent posts have been basically that from incoming CS analysts

 

That was mostly due to the disturbance of the ALM equilibrium on the balance sheet's of many institutions that are highly exposed to interest-rate risk, and who have a lot of ALM to do (pension funds, etc). So it can be argued that it was systemic . The issue with CS relates only to CS. of course if it does go under, which is very possible, the whole system will be at risk, thus seeing a transition from idiosyncratic to full on systemic risk, but fundamentally, the issues that they're facing are due to their own missteps rather than some systemic issue imo.

ps: this is just an opinion, and far from being fact

 

None of this surprises me.  Buckle up boys and girls.  

 

That is an interesting discussion.  Agree with the Twittwr comment (Wolf of 54th St or something) who said you shouldn’t expect the same risk level this time around.  The tools used in 2008 were considered extreme at the time, which is why they weren’t always used (i.e. save Bear but not Lehman, do QE but only after debating it forever, etc). 

Central banks and legislatures much more ready to act these days.  It’s bad for the long term because it lulls big business and especially banks into irresponsible decisions.  But it does reduce the risk of a default in the near term.

Could be as simple as Fed slowing rate hikes.  Of course now it may look like they’re doing it in response to these kinds of concerns, so they may put ego/signaling first and keep hiking to show they mean business.  

 

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Definitely not the kind of stuff that the CEO of a bank with strong liquidity would say.

Very strong Lehman early September '08 vibe.

Markets are also sensing that something is wrong with CS: share price down 56% YTD, CDS surging to '08 credit crunch level, multiple credit rating downgrades this year, senior executives recently leaving (McCarthy, Welter), etc.

If I were at CS right now, I would be looking for a way out ASAP before things get very ugly.

 

I'm at CS.  I'm working on a fairly large megadeal and everything went radio silent mid week through this weekend with my MDs (we have some senior bank people on this deal).  Very weird with how much work we had going on and future deadlines.

Seems like leadership is busy with something else.

Might be a coincidence, but definitely feels odd.

 
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credit suisse cds default

 

How did other firms compare pre-2008 in CDS? Would love to see that data.

 

October 3 Updates

Markets recently closed in Europe.

CS 5Y CDS now at 335 bps and CS 1Y CDS exploded today:

cds 5y

cds 1y

Shitibank says CS is not Lehman though:

citi

 

With where their CDS is trading right now I think it would be tough to say the least. 

 

What led to this?  Just the BOE move?  I was just scrolling through Twitter a few days ago and it mostly about UK drama and all of a sudden it's on CS.

 

CS has been in the dumpster for at least the last year.. huge leadership changes, multiple strategic reviews, key dealmakers moving elsewhere, and stock down massively. Strategic review due out the end of this month too. In short, not one specific trigger but a slow avalanche of problems.

Think the story only got "dire" over the weekend because the CEO make some comments that were taken a bit out of context and became a Twitter meme. IMO pretty unlikely CS actually goes down - probably will be some rescue financing or large restructuring.

 

We're hiking into deflation. This is NO evidence of current inflation still persisting just lagging data points spinned for sensationalism. Powell needs to put the brakes on NOW he is out of his damn mind frankly. Anyone thinking otherwise has a very skewed perception of the true risk of "inflation" versus global economic collapse.

 

Parroting Wharton Professor Jeremy Siegel's take. Siegel thinks inflation has already peaked based on leading indicators, what these indicators are I'm not entirely sure. Even if inflation peaked, going from over 9% down to 8% is hardly a victory. Most talking heads calling for the fed to stop the rate hikes have a lot to gain (Elon, Kathy Wood).

 

I would speculate what’s going on is a major sale of one of their business (ie an outright sale of its IB practice).

They are not in a good spot but seems like it’s more of a failing company than a total collapse like Lehman. Divestitures seem like a logical next step.

 

The advisory business won’t be an attractive asset given the fact that a lot of their advisory work is with sponsors and if they are, I guess simply put, not able to lend to them (understand it’s more complex), then why would they get the same mandates? Jefferies will just take more of the deals they would bake off for. 

 

Probably the best source for news on Suisse banks is the news portal insideparadeplatz.ch. In German but you might use google translate or so. The author is always very sarcastic but has deep ties into the Swiss banking scene. His articles are expressing deep concern and he also assumes the Swiss government would bail out CS.

 

If you’re a junior at CS, look to lateral asap. Tbh I’d even trade down for a strong MM gig. Family friend is a VP there and expects huge cuts to the US IB practice … 30%+

 

Not sure why this is getting downvoted…This person is giving a practical outlook. I know none of the college juniors here would ever dare to work at a MM bank but you need to consider general outlook of the bank you want to work for, that goes for any corporation. 

 

there are no credible financial reporters.

oh, you are waiting for someone like Andrew "I have a man crush on Jamie Dimon" Sorkin to opine?  

Most of those guys are corrupted and won't report real negative news lest they lose their contacts.

 

Seems like it’s just one guy that tweeted out some bogus rumor that didn’t even name CS specifically. 

 

theres an emergency fed meeting monday

vatican has moved all their swiss banks funds to vatican controlled banks by sept 30th

more rumors a CS rx starts Monday

40% of the russell2000 companies are unprofitable

money velocity is at an alltime low

 

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"Credit Suisse team leaders are said to have been working the phones all weekend to reassure customers, counterparties and investors on capital and liquidity, as well as to reiterate that restructuring plans are on course."

Sounds like Dick Fulds final moments 

 

Can’t divulge too much on this but heard there are some funds that CS is dodging speaking with a bit. Unless those calls happened this weekend, I have a friend at a notable credit fund who said CS is trying to leave them in the dark. 

 

A lot of this looks more like people wanting to believe they're in the Big Short and can sense the coming earthquake instead of any reasonable logic. If you're at CS you should definitely be more worried about them exiting your business or MD's leaving than a bail-out due to collapse.   

 
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A lot of this looks more like people wanting to believe they're in the Big Short and can sense the coming earthquake instead of any reasonable logic. If you're at CS you should definitely be more worried about them exiting your business or MD's leaving than a bail-out due to collapse.   

My thoughts exactly. Everyone likes a good drama storm but to be honest I think the big risk right now if I had to pick a bank that could be in trouble, I'd say DB or Commerzbank if they have exposure to Uniper or others affected by skyrocketing energy prices in Europe. CS is going to have a government backstop from Switzerland. Whether or not that's a good thing or ethical thing is another debate entirely, but it's going to happen.

 

My knowledge of CDS is limited so can someone educate on why a 250bps pricing level is noteworthy other than it being a sudden rise and close to GFC levels? If there was a genuine concern of default would it not be shooting far beyond this level? As a tweet notes in the FT article linked above, CS CDS is at same level as General Motors and c.100-150bps over its peers?

 

From my limited understanding: CDS trade above stress levels of GFC and markets give them a decent % chance of a default within the next 5y.

The letter of the CEO to calm the shit down, was called as lousy at best and market participants are not happy at all.

The low share price makes it harder to raise capital, which they might need (various scandals prior to the situation, it’s ugly). So if people loose trust into them, their assets are most likely getting downgraded /re valued, which makes it harder to cover for potential credit risks and this is then reflected in the CDS as well.

 

Deep down we all wants investment banks to fail because we all hate banking 

 

Senior Credit Suisse executives spent the weekend reassuring large clients, counterparties and investors about the Swiss bank’s liquidity and capital position in response to concerns raised about its financial strength.

Executives hit the phones after spreads on the bank’s credit default swaps, which offer protection against a company defaulting, rose sharply on Friday, indicating investor worries over the bank’s financial health.

 

To all incoming CS analysts.

Stop panicking. Just wait and see what happens. Even if you lose your job, you'll get a great life lesson. Your ex-CEO lost his job only a week after his chairman and board publically announced they were supporting him. Is he devastated? Maybe. But he's still surviving!

Never trust what senior management says. In fact, interpret it entirely the opposite way.

 

Gorman might want the wealth management / PB piece, especially at a heavy discount. Probably won't take their IB piece (much more cost-effective for a bank like MS to just poach their best ppl with huge sign-ons which are unlikely to be too high these days given the market). If you were a bank like Capital One or Truist without a well established non-MM ib franchise it might make sense to buy the CS IB franchise wholesale. But for an MS / GS / JPM, the CS IB franchise is value dilutive.

 

If they do this, wouldn’t it make more sense to go ahead with a full sale of the IB platform incl. EMEA and Asia? Maybe retaining DACH activities to support their Swiss client base.

The issue is that buyer universe would be quite limited I guess. I’m not a bank expert but I suspect you’d need a Western bank with broad shoulders but sub-scale global IB operations. Maybe someone like BNPP, SocGen or UniCredit in Europe / RBC or TD in North America. And I can’t even fathom what a nightmare the integration would be

 

Easy to see the eye catching statement that the spread matches that during the financial crisis, but 250bps is hardly at a level of high risk of default though. Leh at 750 area leading up to '09...now that's distress. 

Chances are things will probably continue to worsen but we have some time before anyone needs to panic.  

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/03/credit-suisse-seeking-to-assure-investo…

"Credit Suisse has also been in talks with investors to raise capital with various scenarios in mind, Reuters said, citing people familiar with the matter as saying it includes a chance that the bank may largely exit the U.S. market."

This is what I guessed. Either they sell the US practice in a spinoff or just completely shut it down. 

 

I heard the entire tech group is gone and no filled with bunch of new MDs from much lower tier banks

 

Those were MDs that left months back and just wrapped up their garden leave

 

2nd year MBA (disregard my WSO title, not updated) who interned at CS last summer. For what it's worth, we just got a notification from university career services about CS's upcoming info sessions and coffee chats, i.e. they're still hiring. Take that for what it's worth.

I'm not quite panicking, yet, but safe to say I'm monitoring this situation closely.

 

Hiring a couple of summer associates doesn’t really mean much…not sure that would calm investors. 

 

Maybe if they expect a Swiss government bailout, which could send CS shares up. Kodak went up like 10x after getting government funding for making a vaccine, and it was a failing company.

 

I’ve been thinking about LEAPs. Need to do more research but assuming they somewhat fix the IB group, and the other parts of the biz do just OK, the stock should pop up once bankruptcy/solvency/other concerns dissipate.

LEAPs would keep exposure low while keeping the upside high.

 

How does this affect other investment banks? does it affect other financial institutions - PE etc?

 

People want it to be like last time. The cold reality is there were only 13 recessions last century and 3 so far this one. That’s not a lot of data points to base a “science” off of. Each situation is unique. This isn’t Volcker rates or even close. We had 20%+ unemployment and people kept paying their bills. They just overshot a bit, but it is way better than the alternative. Additionally, it turns out Xi seems to be a bit of an idiot and it takes time to unwind trade dependency with said idiot. Or China can go back to what got them here: more openness and free markets, not Mao 2.0. Same with Pootin. He’s like 5’4” and wears lifts.

 

Thanks for the history lesson. Please go back to WFH, we'll take it from here.

 

Well that's it then. Cs bros, expect your key cards to not work in the morning

 

What class was this and how did the discussion come up and how long did she actually talk for? I’ve def dealt with those type of ppl in my classes before

 

The comment got deleted. It was in Econ lab - we're doing a group project about inflation, rates, and the general market going to shit and she just brought it up.

"By the way, did you see what happened to Credit Suisse?!" and then the hell began. She rambled for like 15 minutes citing that they had layoffs and other very generic shit. I asked her: "What do you think about CS' CDS?" She replies "What does CDS mean?"

Eye-roll

 

What are your thoughts on people who are saying everything's fine? 

 

saying you are at a top group at CS is like saying you are the best crewmember on the titanic

 

For what it's worth, spoke to 2 people in coverage groups and they said MDs / clients aren't worried and they're still winning mandates. They only see layoffs in Trading, ECM/DCM and LevFin + 10% layoff like GS which shouldn't affect incoming or first years

 

For what it's worth, spoke to 2 people in coverage groups and they said MDs / clients aren't worried and they're still winning mandates. They only see layoffs in Trading, ECM/DCM and LevFin + 10% layoff like GS which shouldn't affect incoming or first years

Those same 2 people are actively spamming their resume everywhere and dreaming of being employed by KeyBanc in Cleveland instead of laid off in NYC finding a lateral spot

 

Delusional.  CS has said on record they are considering a divestment of the US advisory business, perhaps as early as this month.

Ask someone older what happens when another bank buys a a divested advisory business (it's not pretty for the target employees).

 

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