New guy, leaving at 5 because I don't have anything to do. MD is pissed.

I just finished my first week at a 60-person boutique. (My firm does sell-side M&A for large marinas and watersports, etc.)

Because it was my first week, I was given a variety of onboarding tasks and told to have them finished by Friday. I wrote out a schedule and was able to finish each day's task by 5PM, sometimes a little earlier. After asking the analyst next to me if there was anything he needed help with (there wasn't) I decided my time would be better spent working out and clearing my mind than staring at my screen until midnight. 


So I did that every day this week. Out by 5 cause nobody had anything else for me to do. 


Then today, I get called into our MD's office and he is pissed. Says its not acceptable to leave before 9pm. I calmly explained to him that I didn't have anything to do and asked if he wanted me to just waste my time if there legitimately wasn't anything I could do. 

Overall, he took the whole thing very poorly and said something about "back to square one filling the analyst slot." So now my job is at at risk and he wants me to waste my time? 

I know IB is notoriously toxic, but this is insane. How would yall approach a guy like this?

 

Leave. Why would you want to work for someone like that? Im all about the hustle but wow that guy needs to look in the mirror and ask himself why he isn’t generating enough deal flow to keep the team busy… maybe ask him that?

 

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Leave the investment banking industry. Why would you want to work for an entire industry like that? Im all about the hustle but wow Investment Banks need to look in the mirror and ask why M&A fees are down 50% but hours are up

FTFY. This isn't a person-specific issue, that's the defining characteristic of being a junior banker. Agree OP should leave, just not to another IB

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C'mon dude. No junior leaves the desk at 5PM several days in a row without good reason; you're just asking to get called out. You don't have work to do? Then go flip through some previous decks. Go poke around previous models. Read up on the industry. You have to play the game, instead of thinking you're above it all. Suck it up. 

 

Nobody should downvote this. In a fair world OP's moves make sense, but this job is all about the perception of being busy, even if you aren't.

 

I mean it’s not just perception. The comment is saying that you should spend *extra* time *actually* making yourself better at the job. Learn how to model, review previous models and deals, learn about industry, etc.

It’s not crazy for an analyst or associate to spend time getting better on top of their own work. For your first few months on the job yeah you might wanna make sure your seniors see you do that. Your team doesn’t know you yet, if you leave at 5 every day they’ll assume you’re a stupid jerk off not fit for the job.

After your teammates know you THEN the whole bouncing at 5 to hit the gym and logging back in from home can fly, but not on week 1 when you haven’t worked on a single deal pitch to close yet lol.

 

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I mean it's not just perception. The comment is saying that you should spend *extra* time *actually* making yourself better at the job. Learn how to model, review previous models and deals, learn about industry, etc.

It's not crazy for an analyst or associate to spend time getting better on top of their own work. For your first few months on the job yeah you might wanna make sure your seniors see you do that. Your team doesn't know you yet, if you leave at 5 every day they'll assume you're a stupid jerk off not fit for the job.

After your teammates know you THEN the whole bouncing at 5 to hit the gym and logging back in from home can fly, but not on week 1 when you haven't worked on a single deal pitch to close yet lol.

Wow, those sound like tasks that op should be directed to by his manager or senior colleagues!

 

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C'mon dude. No junior leaves the desk at 5PM several days in a row without good reason; you're just asking to get called out. You don't have work to do? Then go flip through some previous decks. Go poke around previous models. Read up on the industry. You have to play the game, instead of thinking you're above it all. Suck it up. 

Hit BIWS modeling courses and spend a few hours learning when you have down town

 

coming from another angle, leaving aside whether or not you should or shouldn’t be allowed to leave and whether boomers gonna boom etc. I think your response was not thought through and you didn’t play the game right.
 

You should’ve just told him he was right and that it wouldn’t happen again etc. At the minimum you would’ve appeased him and shown you understand chain of command and that you have an ego small enough that you can deal with this stuff (even if unreasonable). You can then decide if that’s a place you want to work for but that’s separate

 

Disagree strongly.   Our new analysts leave at 5 during the ramp up period until they start getting staffed on deals that make them busy. No one cares.

I'm at a top group at a bb.

Forget about this joker place op.   "Not acceptable to leave before 9" wtf.  Most teams at my bb analysts leave around 7 and go wfh.

Why does the md care? Most mds are leaving by 6 anyways.....how would he even know?  Such a strange thing for an MD to be involved in or care about.  This is obviously a bucket shop chit bank.

Look to lateral asap.  Also name and shame.

 

Disagree strongly.   Our new analysts leave at 5 during the ramp up period until they start getting staffed on deals that make them busy. No one cares.

I'm at a top group at a bb.

Forget about this joker place op.   "Not acceptable to leave before 9" wtf.  Most teams at my bb analysts leave around 7 and go wfh.

Why does the md care? Most mds are leaving by 6 or 7.....how would he even know?  Such a strange thing for an MD to be involved in or care about.  This is obviously a bucket shop chit bank.

Look to lateral asap.  Also name and shame.

Dude is not lateraling anywhere with this random boutique on this resume in this market

 
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Disagree strongly.   Our new analysts leave at 5 during the ramp up period until they start getting staffed on deals that make them busy. No one cares.

I'm at a top group at a bb.

Forget about this joker place op.   "Not acceptable to leave before 9" wtf.  Most teams at my bb analysts leave around 7 and go wfh.

Why does the md care? Most mds are leaving by 6 or 7.....how would he even know?  Such a strange thing for an MD to be involved in or care about.  This is obviously a bucket shop chit bank.

Look to lateral asap.  Also name and shame.

Dude is not lateraling anywhere with this random boutique on this resume in this market

I'd rather be an uber driver than deal with this chit culture team.

 

Dude, you did this ALL wrong.

While at a lot of firms it is acceptable to leave early during the onboarding process, it is not acceptable at all firms. It's fine that you didn't know this (sort of) - as others have mentioned, you should have stuck around and reviewed previously created decks and models to get up to speed as to how your firm does things.

What is totally not acceptable is when your MD called you into his office and told you that you've been leaving too early, that you didn't immediately apologize but instead gave him what appeared to be a lot of attitude. You basically questioned his intelligence, which no person, let alone the person who will likely have a lot of feedback on your performance and bonus, would appreciate. You should have just said "I'm very sorry, and I definitely understand this for the future." Instead, you tried to sound like a smart ass and pushed back as the literal newest person on the team who is the biggest unknown.

If I were you, I'd try to catch him in his office in the morning or at some point during the day when it's a bit slower for him, and apologize for how things went and that you'd be sure to course correct. You want to get back on the right track with him, and showing that you're capable of taking in criticism, rather than being reactionary to it, is something that he will likely appreciate.

 

No. You entirely missed the point of what I said.

I mentioned above that a lot of shops aren’t like that, and that it was okay he wasn’t aware.

The problem is that once the MD brought this up as an issue to the analyst, rather than saying “okay, sorry about that, will do” and literally finish his 5 days of training a little bit longer than he’d originally been intending, he dug into his heels as the newest, lowest person on the totem pole towards someone who has a ton of political power.

What do you suggest he should’ve done then?

 

Not endorsing the MD's comments or policy, but do have to agree that he shouldn't have given him attitude about it.  Not because the 9pm policy is bullshit (it is), but because when you're entry level in IB, or literally any other job, eating shit from seniors with a smile on your face is part and parcel of the job because you have zero leverage, experience, or ground to stand on when pushing back.  If you value your reputation in the group going forward, it's simply not a smart thing to do. 

I didn't start leaving the office before seniors until I was really confident that I was outperforming the other analysts in my group.  I know for a fact that it pissed a couple of the VPs and one of the MDs off, but they had less sway than the other seniors in the group and I wasn't staffed with the so I didn't give a fuck.  That said, when I was new, I was acutely aware of how little I knew so I spent a lot of time going through old models, decks, and reading industry stuff because I was paranoid about being caught flat-footed if my number got called.  Face time culture is stupid, but it would be concerning to me if a new analyst wasn't interested in pro-actively learning...Every analyst I knew or worked with that turned out to be good had that and every one I've known who didn't thought they were a lot smarter than they were and annoyed the fuck out of ppl to work w/.  

OP, if nothing else, I will commend you for having a tremendous set of balls because I absolutely wouldn't have had the stones to leave before seniors or push back at all during my first week on the job.  Also, f you don't want ppl to know what firm you're at, you may want to get rid of the description of the niche industry that your group focuses on because I'm 99% sure I know where you work and bet a lot of others are too.  

God speed. 

I come from down in the valley, where mister when you're young, they bring you up to do like your daddy done
 

Lol. While I commend you for posting under your username so that we can look at your post history, it’s so silly to see a college freshman post something like this while at the same time giving out advice on networking and the type of people you work for in investment banking, all while telling an intern lower in this thread that you love when interns pipe in on shit they don’t have a clue about.

Talk about projection - you are an actual clown

 

If I’m reading it right it sounds like you prorated the tasks evenly across the week, allowing you to leave early each day. I think that’s the issue. You shouldn’t leave early if you know there’s still work left to do. In other words, you should stay later and finish the tasks in 2-3 days rather than purposefully drawing them out as long as possible just so you can leave early. Just cause someone says By Friday doesn’t mean you’re not supposed to finish earlier if possible. 

 

Best piece of advice I got from a mentor when I used to be an uppity analyst was the industry is not going to change culture just for you. If you feel like the industry culture should change, you are not going to be the person to do it so either suck it up or leave.

 

I wouldn’t want to work with you because your judgment seems awful.

I don’t care about face time, but others do. And this is a historically employer-friendly market. Why not learn the drill before ditching at 5pm? My assistant stays later than that while adding way more value.

Whatever. Your MD convo is what catapulted this story into the twilight zone. Pushing back in that situation with such laughable arguments (lol fuck your progress on your self-imposed schedule) was a poor choice. he just told you face time matters. You needed to promise to do better and then either figure out how to improve your WLB there or plan a lateral move. This isn’t the 2021 labor market.

I don’t know if they’ll fire you ASAP, but first impressions are nearly impossible to shake. I doubt you have a long, happy tenure there.

I blame them for hiring you almost as much as your judgment. Why do interviews if they can’t suss out such a massive cultural incompatibility?   

 

I don't want to work with you either boyo.

Please do not lateral to my group(I can dm you my group so you know where to not come).

Any md whining about a new analyst on boarding not being in office until 9pm is a total loser MD(and I've worked with some really bad ones).   He is not to be respected or taken seriously.   The fact you are more turned off by OP pushing back  than this bucket shop no namer MD micromanaging a new analysts first weeks face time tells me all I need to know about you and the culture you support.  I'm sure your analysts love working for you!

 

Who said anything about me lateraling? 

Lots of MDs are weird, high-strung, and/or completely unreasonable. News at 11. It is stupid to cry about variables that you can’t control. New first year analysts control nothing. All they can do is use common sense, do good work, and eventually leverage their value to extract concessions. Good associates and senior analysts are hard to find.

This should be 100% intuitive to you, fellow investment banking vice president. You sound like three analysts standing on each other inside a trench coat wearing a fake mustache.

 

I'm not sure why you are saying self imposed schedule? Op is working on the schedule of the manager who assigned him the work with the clear timeframe.

Honestly this all sounds like a cult

 

He “wrote out” his own schedule for onboarding bullshit and then referred to it like moses with the ten commandments. they likely gave him till friday assuming he would have other shit to do. its funny that he benchmarked his progress using a schedule no one else cares about. 

analysts are among the very top earners for their age cohort globally. tons of them are basically stupid for the first year (or longer). i dont think its unreasonable to expect them to be proactive if nothing else

 

Your logic isn't incorrect, but if that's going to be your attitude, you should pick a different line of work.

 "I know IB is notoriously toxic, but this is insane."

It's really not. Outsiders only think it is because of comments like yours, but (almost) everyone in the industry knows the deal. You get paid fairly large sums of money to perform a fairly non-technical job, at the expense of longer hours. We're not paying you, a fresh college grad, double the compensation of the average corporate worker, for your genius brain. Leaving at 5 everyday for a week straight is pretty outrageous considering there's a lot that can be learned in your first week.

Who cares if you're done with your task? Go ask your boss for another, or learn about your firms processes, so you won't waste my time teaching you later. As a junior, your boss was simply telling you that face time matters, and instead of nodding and agreeing, you decided to be disrespectful and talk back. And you're surprised he's angry? Sometimes you just have to suck it up, and go with the culture. It's why Wall Street has had a preference for athletes in the past, or ivy league kids who understand the grind. 

Anybody who disagrees with this opinion hasn't actually worked in the industry, or will soon be phased out, like yourself. No wonder you work in boat M&A. 

 

That's such a shit mentality, and self defeating. It's his job, and just because it's less prestigious than another, doesn't mean he should put in less effort. Especially if he wants to work his way up to a better firm. If you feel like you're too good for a role, don't take it and go get that offer at Menlo Park. 

 

I mean everything you're saying looks extremely toxic?

I am not from IB, but in consulting I got a heads up from a senior consultant who explicitly said 'face time matters, here's a list of things for you to do if you feel like you've done the things assigned'.

 

This guy is in his first week and left at 5pm every day 😂 If I was your boss I’d fire you

 

Learn to play politics bud. This isn’t the way. You may think you don’t need too and your work product will take care of itself…you would be incorrect. 
I have 3 words for you that my father wisely imparted on me about work after I complained to him or told him what was going on:

Play The Game 

always stuck with me, and believe me, he was right 

 

If you truly had nothing else to do then you should have used the time studying and learning, or going to the senior team members and asking where else you could be helpful. Simply asking the analyst is a cop out. If they are working to late hours and they see some new junior walk out every day at 5 you're damn right they will be pissed off. Why isn't that guy proactively coming to help them for F's sake. Your attitude was totally wrong and you're asking to get fired.your attitude doesn't just signify, a sense of entitlement. It also signifies that you are not the proactive type of employee or team player that people want to work with. if you want to do this job, then really do this job. If you find yourself with free time, when other people are working their ass off, then you go talk to them and ask how you can help them. That's what teammates do.

 

I tell the interns to at least wait until 7pm or when MDs leave. Very poor decision because it shows you don’t get it. This industry is all about optics. As someone who just started, you should have coffee with a senior analyst and ask about the office expectations before you make decisions like this. Unfortunately your team assumes you know this from the internship.

 

Based on how you describe the situation I'm not sure you handled it perfectly. As others are mentioning, this is your first week and you haven't done your proper DD on working expectations in your firm.

Even though you disagree with the working expectations, you have every incentive in the world to maintain a good first impression with your MD. My advise would be to swallow your pride and apologize to your MD (even though you disagree) and show your commitment for doing a good job.

From your MD's perspective, he would probably expect you to read up and try to learn as much as possible from previous decks/ models etc. even though you have completed your tasks for the day - especially since this is your first week. In general, and especially as a newcomer, the attitude that "I can leave as soon as I'm done with my tasks" is viewed as very passive: There is always something you can do. 

I personally agree that face time in general is a negative concept in IB. However, it varies across firms/ cultures. You should have done your research of what to expect in advance. It's completely fair that you don't like to work in such an environment and it doesn't mean your a bad/ sloppy employee. However, it means that you're probably not a good fit for this firm and perhaps for IB in general. You should take this as a valuable lesson to do your research in advance on working expectations.

Wish you good luck!

 

As a fresh analyst you have to play the game at your shop whether it is toxic or not. From there you can either play the game well and try to lateral, or leave. You don’t want to trend towards being fired from your first analyst role.

That being said, I’m sorry you are dealing with this and not all teams are like this as mentioned in other comments.

 

If the MD was commenting on your behavior, then you are likely not doing what is expected or what all the other analysts and associates are doing. The hours in IB are notoriously long.  Where do you think the hours are coming from?  You stay late nights at the office. You work weekends. Face time matters. If this is not for you, then GTFO ASAP.  Other industries don’t work this way, but IB does. Most groups anyways. 

 

As a junior anywhere - your primary job is to learn. That job isn’t done unless you are productive as the most productive analyst on the team.

And the best way to learn is by reviewing other people’s work. Saying you’re done with your work at 5 is bullshit. You’ve got tons to do. You know nothing!

 

Which shows how shite at actually managing people in the industry are.

Any other industry would include those things on the list of onboarding tasks and have it clearly communicated to op.

 

Unfortunately, part of the IB job description is making MD happy. When MD is happy, he sells more deals, firm gets more money, juniors get more bonus. When MD is pissed, he can’t focus on selling deals, firms get less money, juniors get no bonus. That’s how things work, honey.

 

At the end of the day, both sides are somewhat justified. For the OP, yes, on one hand, if you finish your work and have nothing else to do, why not leave? The culture of facetime is eroding, people are WFH, I understand where you're coming from, especially as a Gen Z employee. Modern workplaces, tech companies, etc would embrace this and even some banks as well. I don't think it's uncommon at all for analyst/associates during their training periods to be pretty much 9-5 for the 8 weeks or so they're training until they get staffed up. With that said, banking is still banking, you're not at a tech company, and while there might be a handful of very progressive boutique shops, I would anticipate that your'e there to work like a banker. You're also an analyst and even though your "work" is done, there's plenty for you to learn from going through old materials, brushing up on your excel/PPT skills, hell, you want to do PE in the future? Switch to a banking group that isn't focused on watersports...start prepping for interviews, it's a great time to ramp up and frankly I'd be grateful for a boutique firm that doesn't throw you right into the fire. 

Your MD is likely a bit of an ass and it sounds like the firm might be a little more old school, but with that said, most investment banks aren't letting people leave at 5pm, even if there's nothing going on, especially the untenured analysts. I think you need to read the room a bit and 1. Probably just suck it up and do a little extra facetime for the first few months 2. Understand how the game is played in banking. Personally, if I were your MD, I'd probably be pissed too, it shows a lack of motivation on your end. Again, if the culture seemed super chill and the office was empty at 5pm, then I think you're safe to leave, but man, week 1, full office, you're the first one out? I don't care if you're an analyst or a Partner, if I'm new to a job, I want to show that if nothing else, I'm there to hustle and work.

So yea, if I were you, I'd go and apologize to the MD, say there was a misunderstanding and that you're committed to the firm and hope that the miscommunication isn't reflective of the excitement you have for the work and your willingness to work hard if needed. And then I'd make sure for the next 3 months that you're FILO'ing it (first in last out) regardless of what you have going on. 

At the end of the day, banking is mostly attitude and work ethic you can kind of suck at your job, but if you're grinding and trying, you'll probably be fine. Even if you're god's gift to banking, if you're a smartass analyst, you're not going to go far. Take it as a lesson learned and keep your head down.

 

Ya dude, you screwed up. It’s BS but you’ve got to stay past at least the frickin MD and show an interest in the space. People get fired for far less so if you’re rolling in and immediately acting like your time is more valuable than anyone else’s then don’t be surprised when they go find someone who is more a team player.

Finance (IB, PE, HF, etc) is a team sport. Let’s use baseball for example. You’re a pitcher that just called up to the next level. You show up, unpack your stuff in your locker, go play catch tor a minute and then say “alright y’all I’m out, see you tomorrow” while you’ve got the rest of the pitchers either throwing bullpens, playing long toss, icing up/getting treatment, in the weight room, etc. You’ve got to fall in and at least go hit the weights for a bit man. If you don’t then your ass is getting cut before you get into a game.

You also aren’t just pissing off the MDs, you’re probably making your peers mad too. Just because you asked if you could help and they said no doesn’t mean they’re not holding it against you. You’ve got to learn about the business and grab dinner with the team, assuming y’all order in. Get to know your other analysts, they’ll be bitching for most of it but that’s fine because you’ll learn who you should look out for and will understand the office dynamics better. And by the way you can do that and peace out at 8pm after the seniors are out and no one will care.

 

thoughts of grabbing dinner with ppl is scary to some lmao

 

OP - as others have mentioned, you're just asking for it by leaving at 5pm everyday, especially as the new guy. Doesn't matter if you're done with your work or not. Understandably that may not make sense a lot of people but this is how it works in the industry. It's your choice whether or not you want to deal with that or leave the industry, no one is forcing you one way or another. I understand it's not for everyone.

 

Not everyone is built for that corporate facetime office politics bullshit. You did the right thing, but you're in the wrong environment for all that. Personally, I think more like OP, and I found out pretty fast that I'm unemployable in firms like that because that type of bullshit just eats away at my soul. If I'm efficient and finish my work early, I'm not going to want to sit at my desk and jerk off all night because it looks good in the office. I rather workout, work on a side hustle, get laid, sleep, sleep, idk maybe sleep. People like OP are going to have trouble in banking. Thankfully, there's like a million ways to make money. You'll find your way.

 

The vast majority of workplaces would actually have the MD getting bollocked by their boss for this.

Outside of IB, PE, Consulting, and a handful of other companies, this would be a failing on the MD not on OP! You'd have to stoop down to places like fast food or retail minimum wage jobs to be treated like that.

EDIT: Can you interns who've never worked in another industry stop downvoting and instead provide an actual response? 

 

I agree with you that it is completely retarded for you to sit around for hours doing nothing just to keep the appearance up, but I'm afraid that is how banking works. First of all, it's an industry where you are expected to be available until at least midnight. Secondly, it does not sit well with people that are working past midnight when the new guy leaves at 5 pm. 

Be in the office until at least 11 pm, at least during your first few months. If you leave before midnight, make sure you ask everyone that you're working with if there is anything you can do to help. There will be downtime, so use it wisely and try to learn during that time. Play around with the model, go through previous decks to learn what happened on the project before you joined, read news, read up on the industry etc. Once you have spent all your time in the office for a few months / your first year, you can start slipping away if there is nothing to do but you need to handle it in a better way. 

Rather than saying you are done for the day and you're heading home, you make up an excuse if it's very early. If you're leaving at 5pm, you say that you have a delivery at 6 pm and will switch to home office. Of course, you will be available from home office the entire night and your colleagues just need to call you or shoot a message if they need anything from you. Make sure that you are also online on teams until midnight or so, even if you're not working. If you're done a bit later (after 8-9 pm), there is no need to make up an excuse, you can just say you're switching to home office and stay online. 

To be honest, you messed up badly by mouthing against the MD. You are not wrong, but it's a question of attitude. Banking is extremely hierarchical and going against your seniors in that fashion is never a good idea. If I were you, I would push a few really hard nights to make sure people view you as a hard worker. Make sure to take on a lot of work so that you have to push a few nights until 4-6 am. Make sure this is seen by sending out the product right before you leave etc. Make sure that your work is high quality so that the assoc / VP on your team likes you. 

After building up the rep with the team in the fashion mentioned above (should just take 1-2 weeks), set up coffee chats with some of your VPs. If everything feels good, ask them for advice on how to handle the situation with the MD. Information in banking is shared much more widely than you know and people see more than you think. If you do a really good job, the information will reach the MD. I would also highly recommend that you (after asking your VPs for advice) in some type of way apologize / solve things directly with the MD. Otherwise, the two of you will always have a very awkward relationship and that will create a lot of issues for you.

 

Met one of these nutjobs during an IB competition. Absolute b*tch. OP, I would start looking at re-recruiting while still going 100% in at work. Time to network / reach out to friends in the industry. You didn't handle this correctly, just agree with the MD and apologize. I remember making a somewhat minor mistake with a VP at my pre-MBA job and he tore me a new one in front of a C-suite / SVP that was part of our meeting (months later, he ended up getting fired and I got a promotion). I just ate shit and didn't disagree (although I did).

 

You should have told your boss you need more work, as it looks like you'll be done early. Instead you just left and then gave him attitude. I would fire you too.

Some of the people in this thread are wearing rose tinted glasses from 2021. Entitled and stupid behavior at your paygrade assuming you make what most IB kids too...

Honestly, I am shocked to be reading what is in OP. Seems like behavior from an employee making $60k a year, not 6 figures.

 

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You should have told your boss you need more work, as it looks like you'll be done early. Instead you just left and then gave him attitude. I would fire you too.

Some of the people in this thread are wearing rose tinted glasses from 2021.

This is probably the most accurate response to OP.

No pain no game.
 

Yeah exactly. Everything I'm typing out here has already been said before but come on, OP really thought talking back to their MD like that was ok? Even in "normal" industries, that type of attitude is going to set them up for failure. Yes, the MD's expectation of never leaving until 9pm is toxic and archaic, but OP really shot themselves in the foot w/ that type of response.

The bigger issue isn't leaving early - it's the response back.

 

i would have just told the MD that I had to return some videotapes

 

This is tough but, you’re in a sales job primarily. Sell it to the MD you care. As others have said, read materials, or really just read every relevant deal. Be busy and be available. At 9:30PM someone may indeed need help and it would be good if you were there…

And if this isn’t for you, maybe IB isn’t for you, and find a new career. 
 

Next steps for next week are to right the ship, and hope everyone forgets about this week, forever. 

 

Welcome to IB - the only industry that punishes you for leaving when your work is finished.

I stand on the side that encourages you to leave when your work is finished. Only those who are disillusioned by this job think it actually matters and it’s a good idea for you to “practice modeling” and “get better at deck making” when you have nothing to do.

Leave. Go to the gym. Go on a date. Get a beer with friends/family. Take the early dismissals where you can because eventually you’ll be drowning with work and won’t have a choice whether or not you can leave at 5-6pm on a Wednesday.

 

Of course you do because you’re a first year analyst. Sorry, pal, it’s not a 9-5. With very rare exceptions should you ever leave a finance job before your boss as a junior finance team member. Call it BS or bad culture or whatever but if you’re in IB/PE/HF then that’s the deal you signed up for. You’re paid a ton of money for your time. At least until you’ve proven yourself, if you won’t give your time then you’re not going to get the money. If you don’t like the trade then corporate life is for you (absolutely nothing wrong with that). We’re also talking guys that are going to leave the office by 7, not like you have to stay till 11 for no reason.

Don’t take it personal but I’m a bit shocked by how terrible of a take you have. No one is advocating to practice making slides. I can see a case to practice modeling but when people are saying to go through old models/materials, they’re saying to do it so the new guy has a better understanding of what his clients do and how their business works. Surprised an analyst doesn’t get that.

 

I think most has been said. I agree with the VP that mentioned it was a clear lack of judgment on your end and on the company’s end to give you an offer in the first place. The fact you answer to your MD is not even “office politics” is a lack of respect and decency to say the least, a lack of understanding of how relationships work (maybe your parents allowed you to always talk back at them, but you sound like an unbearable kid, yes you are a kid).

Perspective: Let me clarify dear intern, there is no industry where you have one week of “work experience” where you can leave at 5 PM, you should be hungry to learn even more excel tricks. Every kid answering here that you “should leave at 5” “your MD is a boomer” “toxic industry” or whatever immature comment is delusional. I worked in 3 previous industries where interns were expected to be quiet, learn, be team players, ask everybody if there was work left, and be lucky they were making less than 50k. This level of entitlement is beyond my understanding.

Right now you have 0 skills, and pretending IBD -or for that matter any other professional job, white collar job- is like a blue collar job (9-5) you are delusional. Not sure what your parents do for a living but I’d suggest to bring up this to them to see what they say. It seems to me your work ethic, skills to “read the room” and hunger are probably 0. I’d would have probably never said what your MD said but you would be out of the door without an offer.

Solutions: Option a)do what people told you, apologize and make sure you are the most available person in the inter class. Option b) do what the other inexperienced interns say and don’t have a return offer (and yes analysts with one year or two years are still not mature enough in the corporate environment to give a sound advice). Be an adult please.

 

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