The Art of Cheating on your gf/wife

Saw the post about "Cheating Sleep". Figure I'd start a sequel. :)

In all seriousness, monogamy is only beneficial for two groups of people:
1) women - they have a biological incentive, since babymaking takes 9 physical months and years of nurture / time investment. a guy who disappears will not provide resources.
2) beta males - to put it in a condescendingly, they're "lucky" to procure any woman.

A few obvious ones-
a) make sure she's in a different social circle. different town / state is best.
b) have a job with a reputation for long hours. "sweetie i have to stay late, last minute meeting."
c) if she accuses on circumstantial evidence, deny deny deny any and all infidelity.

share your stories / personal experience.

 

I am dating two women that work at the same hospital. They're in different departments, so it seems to work out, for now (I fully expect to be shanked at some point).

They also live in different neighborhoods, so coordinating things is fairly easy since they don't really venture to the other neighborhood.

Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
 

I had a similar story. Dating two doctors who went to the same undergrad, lived on the same street, but worked at different hospitals across the city.

Always use uber, never park in front of the house, always "working late", avoid grocery stores and common restaurants like the plague. Dates need to be at gala's, fancy restaurants, or places women wont venture on a day to day basis.

 
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Craig McDermott:
I am dating two women that work at the same hospital. They're in different departments, so it seems to work out, for now (I fully expect to be shanked at some point).

They also live in different neighborhoods, so coordinating things is fairly easy since they don't really venture to the other neighborhood.

Pro tip cuz, cheat on her with men. She'll never know.
A semester in Greek won't ruin a major in Latin.

 
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I was always wondering how a man could be that stupid to marry a woman. There are so many downsides and no upsides, especially if you have money. People working in high finance should be smart enough to know that there are enough women that only go for the money. Even the nicest and most lovely woman in the world will not decline your money as soon as things get bad (divorce). Why waste 50% of your wealth? Money that you have worked for 100+ hours/week? Especially in IBD you basically give up your personal life and your 20s. Why risking to loose that 50% for a slut that didn´t work shit her whole life?

Don´t say this in a banking interview: Which superhero would you be and why? I want to be like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor - me.
 
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<span itemprop=name>jordan25</span>:

I was always wondering how a man could be that stupid to marry a woman.

I'M NOT A SMART MAN, BUT I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

...but seriously, my wife is awesome. We got married when neither of us had anything, and we've been very mutually supportive, so now we're more successful than we ever thought we would be. I wouldn't have achieved what I have without her, so if that's not "smart," then I guess I'm not either.

"Son, life is hard. But it's harder if you're stupid." - my dad
 

Jealousy is a real thing, if your social has a few (not a lot) pictures of you with some hotter chicks, whatever girl your messaging is going to think higher of you.

If you're happy with what you already have, then sure be a vampire. If you're still on the prowl though, pics with other women help a lot.

Easy defense: "We're just friends"

 

Nothing horrific has ever come of it, but I used to exclusively date chicks that also lived on the UES. It's created some awkward run ins post break ups.

Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
 

When I was getting very peeved about monogamy, my wife said she's be OK with me fucking other girls as long as she didn't see it and it was one time stuff if it meant keeping me because I'm pretty great but also a giant fuck-up and it confuses chicks and they're into that for some reason. But I saw how sad the thought made her and I couldn't do it.

Like honestly, I've fucked hotter chicks than my wife (she's still pretty hot though) and that fucks with me. But they were all fucking piece of shit idiots or crazy or whatever. My wife is mentally/emotionally perfect for me and balances my retarded ass out perfectly and is just amazing in every way. Great life partner. I can't allow my dick to fuck that up. But I'm fucking 24 and in great shape and shit, probably have high T, I just want to fuck everyone I see all the time immediately. And it's not even a fucking hotter chicks thing. I just want to fuck different ones. Tall ones, short ones, different shapes and colors and outfits and I just want to fuck everything.

It's so fucked how sex is so different for men and for women. Like, ragefucking is a thing. Honestly, I'll fuck any bitch with legs. And it would mean nothing to me. I'd wipe my dick, walk out, and go see my wife who I actually enjoy being around. But it would be a travesty to her. My one regret in life is not having even more sex pre-marriage. I don't even remember their names and most of their faces. It's just a fun fucking thing to do. But it's an emotional thing for women. And I'm a hypocrite too because the thought of someone fucking my wife disgusts me and if she cheated, I'd throw her ass out the house and never talk to her again. I'd take the car keys, cancel all her shit. Oh how a I getting to work?? Ride a dick probably. But I know she never ever would. In some dark corner in the back of my head though, I almost half way wish she does sometimes so I can be the morally superior one and still fuck other bitches again.

Being married has serious upsides though. For starters, we can have double the conventional mortgage loans. Society is set up to work best for married people. Look at all the top business people. They're all married. Whether or not they cheat is besides the point. I know that I'm not nearly slick enough to get away with it so I don't even. Being single takes a lot of time and effort. It's great to have a life partner if you're both on the same page.

That's the key though. We have exactly the same long-term goals, are on the same page about money, I am super on top of our finances as a couple and individually (her personal income:expense ratio versus mine, etc.), same values, same page on how to raise kids. Anyone who's seen my post history (especially like pre-2014) understands how fucking rare that person is.

So with a wife who is on the same page as you, you have two people moving in one direction financially instead of one with vastly reduced expenses and companionship. Yes, every man wants to fuck tons of chicks. That's all that's missing. I'm all-in on VR and sex robots at this point. Also, I got a post-nupt when I realized I'd have real money one day.

There's no right answer... life has no rules... only real laws are those of physics

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Kudos for some brutal self-honesty. I don't think most people have the stones nor the introspective capacity to be real with themselves about that kinda stuff.

 

"I just want to fuck everyone I see all the time immediately. And it's not even a fucking hotter chicks thing. I just want to fuck different ones. Tall ones, short ones, different shapes and colors and outfits and I just want to fuck everything."

This doesn't go away, either. At least not in the short term. You feel that way at 20; you feel that way at 30. Testosterone is a helluva hormone.

 

I don't even know where to begin haha.. except for feeling sorry AF for those guys who see marriage as so horrible. Having a life partner is so much better than sleeping with random chicks, no matter how hot they are. Do that sh*t while you're young and irresponsible, I know guys who are still doing it in their 40s and 50s and they're miserable, no matter what they pretend. Obviously marriage isn't always awesome, and financially it can be risky. But jesus.. I'd probably kill myself if I were as cynical and narrow-minded as some guys posting above are. Have a nice life.

 
<span itemprop=name>afe9</span>:

I don't even know where to begin haha.. except for feeling sorry AF for those guys who see marriage as so horrible. Having a life partner is so much better than sleeping with random chicks, no matter how hot they are. Do that sh*t while you're young and irresponsible, I know guys who are still doing it in their 40s and 50s and they're miserable, no matter what they pretend. Obviously marriage isn't always awesome, and financially it can be risky. But jesus.. I'd probably kill myself if I were as cynical and narrow-minded as some guys posting above are. Have a nice life.

after they hit 35, if they're still single, they're fucked.

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 

i date two girls on the side (at different times) while having a long term gf, looking back it was kinda fun & got my adrenaline going but overall wasn't worth the stress/worry... was just a sign i needed to break up with main squeeze, which happened eventually

i wouldnt cheat on a spouse, wouldnt get married if i thought i would have the temptation, hence why i'm in my 30's and still haven't hitched up

What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?
 

To extend this topic to the overarching concept, commitment can have its benefits. Imagine your life is an income statement. The things you have committed to likely have higher margins, because you've moved past their upfront costs, and maybe even managed to create some economies of scale. That's assuming they still keep providing you with a high level of revenue and value

 

I'm in a similar situation. Except it crosses my mind several times a day, every day. And also I was always attractive. Mostly just the money thing. Also drugs and shit

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Classic post. SB +1.

I feel like it depends on the woman, if she adds value to your life and is everything you look for in a woman, then I feel there would be no urge to cheat.

On the other hand, if you married someone/are dating someone while you are young just because you don't want your parents to think you are social awkward and need someone to bring to social gatherings, then of course when you become older and hopefully successful in your career, you will end up resenting that troglodyte you married and will cheat with hotter women due to you not truly wanting to be with her, and due to the rock solid fact that women are attracted to money.

Get a prenup and in the wise words of Johnny Drama, if you do cheat, 'lie like a mattress'.

'I'm jacked... JACKED TO THE TITS!!'
 

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GOOD. I'm glad we got that out of the way.... Now I can start my diatribe!

I'm not trying to be marriage's champion on WSO haha, it's a huge commitment that many people aren't mature enough to make. I've also always viewed it as an archaic concept.

However, for every investment banker I know who's divorced, I've known another who has an amazing marriage. Furthermore, most bankers I've seen suffer the shit end of a divorce... I've never found myself asking, "Wow, they were such a great guy, I wonder why it didn't work out?"

It all depends on the individual. If you put effort into your marriage, odds are you won't get asset stripped. If you're a shit bag husband that forgets anniversaries, misses your kids soccer game, and works late to sleep with the secretary. Odds are you're in for a bumpy ride.

Divorce proceedings favor the housewife, so drink responsibly.

"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."
 

This post is a prime example of why the divorce rate in this country is over 50%. Don't know if OP is serious or not, either way the responses are pretty alarming. Juggling girlfriends is one thing but cheating on a spouse is just fucking low-class, especially when kids are involved. Hope some of you guys grow up in time before you fuck up the lives of innocent bystanders from your inability to keep your dick in your pants.

 

Post-cheat depression is worse than hangover mentally. Also, the grass is not usually greener on the other ass.

In terms of art, I don't think it's difficult, just study the simplest techniques of FBI agent/007.

If you are looking your whole life to be romantic, the marriage is not for you. Only first month or year is romantic, AKA honeymoon, and rest is partnership.

 

I don't get it why many here on this forum are actually justifying cheating. Sure I like to romp now and then when I'm single, but if I'm giving a commitment, I expect a similar commitment from the woman too. At the same time, if the woman is insanely attractive and we're both committed to each other, but I cannot give her the space to fulfill her dreams, I would call the relationship off rightaway. If I found out a woman was cheating on her boyfriend, I simply called it off. Most people here won't get it, it seems.

As for marriage, thanks to cultural norms, my parents may have already decided upon some chick I don't even know about. So I'm trying to get as much quality snatch as possible before the deadline hits. Maybe that's why I prefer being single for now.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 
<span itemprop=name>Tycho Brahe</span>:

How dope would it be though if you're future arranged wife ends up being a smoking hot, super chill, friendly and energetic executive chef/yoga instructor?

Oh, how I wish! But she's likely going to be a stay-at-home type, considering the parents' preferences for a daughter-in-law. Maybe I should just go for a Southern yoga instructor/fashion designer chick. That would be dope.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

It's even funnier when the wife you cheat on finds out and decides to get knocked up by another guy as revenge.

You end up paying for another guy's kid and you deserve that.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

How does a wife do that and not believe in her heart of hearts that her husband would kill her? I swear, you guys need to do better jobs of making your wives know murder is not off the table if they fuck around hard enough.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I'm at the age where more married men hit on me. They think they are so tricky!!! I met one guy and we started talking, nice guy, etc. I google him and literally the first thing that pops up was his very recent (last month) run for public office along with a blurb about how he has been married for 9 years and has two children. I took a screenshot of the article and sent it to him along with me saying "really?". He never responded and defriended himself!

There's just too much information online now that it's pretty easy to tell what is going on in a guys life and if it is true. Also, guys who do cheat act super weird and usually give themselves away pretty easily.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 
“I have a client whose husband started having an affair and was very open about it,” Chemtob says. “He told his wife, and the wife would wake up, and the girlfriend would be in the other bedroom. It was absolutely crazy. They had small kids. He just didn’t care.”

Nevertheless, the wife never left him, choosing to tolerate his infidelity rather than relinquish her lavish lifestyle.

“That woman had a prenuptial agreement where she got hardly any money if she got divorced. He felt like he could do whatever he wanted because she didn’t get any money. I think prenups are almost a license to misbehave. People get trapped in their marriages by their prenup and so they have to turn a blind eye.”

She says husbands who bully their way into a ménage à trois with cash and gifts are another source of trouble.

“I have a lot of threesome issues,” Chemtob says. “There was one where the husband said, ‘I’ll buy you a major piece of jewelry if you let me be single for a week.’ She said okay. He went out with a woman for that week and he ended up marrying her later,” Chemtob says. But another time “the husband wanted a threesome. They had the threesome and the wife ended up falling in love with the other woman.”

And them, kids, they are the GODS.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

to address your concerns, the OP (me) is quite serious about the post. it's a topic we cannot (afford) lying to ourselves about.

and a "fun fact" to consider- so we all know marriage is a manmade societal construct. if it's not natural, where did it originate from? marriage was "invented" by the Romans, where the leaders at the time were aware of the "one alpha male, multiple wives" situation, one that is actually the natural state of animals and humans alike (humans are polygamous by default, and 'pressured' into monogamy). so why did the Romans shun polygamy? it created a problem of large populations of single, beta-males who were restless, prone to crime, or simply migrated out of the empire, diminishing the tax base. so alas, marriage was instituted to stabilize society and ensure a large, taxable working class.

this stuff (anthropology, sociology) interest me far more than finance/economics. i just do this hedge fund stuff to get money.

-J

 

Why do you need to cheat? Just date multiple women and let them know that you are seeing other people.. for some fucked up reason girls are attracted to this and it keeps you honest.. Make it last for a while and at some point she will ask you: what are we? At that point just say its nothing serious and replace her from your rotation if she is not down anymore.

Once you are done fucking around and want to get serious then you can consider dating a girl. I don't approve of guys who cheat on their wives/girlfriends, I think its beta as fuck. Honestly why would you get into a relationship if you are going to fuck other girls? Its kinda insecure, just tell her straight up that you are fucking other girls and if she is not down for that just find another girl.

 

if she knows you're implicitly seeing other women, it makes her love you more. however, if you tell her explicitly and/or she knows for a fact, then it could go either way.

and let's not forget that a furiously jealous woman is the most dangerous thing in the world. it's not worth risking your life / possessions, in my opinion.

also I'm stunned that my threat blew up like it did. interesting.

 

Reality is more complicated than the commonly cited 50% divorce rate statistic. You need to adjust for probability of divorce in your income bracket, age group, education level, etc, which is materially lower. For the illustrative member of this forum, it's likely ~20%. To be clear, the EV is worse if you are rich, but that's only because the loss on failure is high despite the probability being actually fairly low.

Getting a solid prenup signed at the wedding with a pastor present solves most of the problems being stated. It isn't a black-and-white issue.

 

Like Goldie above, I have at times wanted to screw anything not bolted down to the floor. But you should really think about how your partner would feel, or how you'd feel if you were cheated on. I think a lot of these "it's Nature were all meant to fuck everyone else" discussions overlook that side of it

 

You know in China, there's a saying like this: if you fuck someone's girlfriend/wife, one day your girlfriend/wife will get fucked. Another way to think about this is that you don't spend that much time with your significant other anymore and she will probably meet some other guy who attempts to do you know what.

Persistency is Key
 

Here's the other thing:

Ya know what the trick about being married is? Running across someone else that you'd like to fuck is something that JUST HAPPENS. I've run into people that I either ran into regularly who seemed like they'd be great or in my MBA programs there were any number of undergrads. Every once in a blue moon I'd get something undeniably obvious where they'd do shit making eye contact, smiling, and then showing up a minute later right in front of where I was working out doing straight legged deadlifts....butt facing me.

Yeah there's chicks who look good, yeah it's easy to wonder a "what if". However none of that matters. I have already made the CHOICE not to do it, and any passing interest you may feel will go away on its own as long as you do not indulge it.

 

If you need to cheat, don't fucking get married. Grow up.

You're at the first stage...the next stage is realizing that as a man, if you want a family, you will have to work hard to stay strong as the leader of that family, and this includes the way you handle and treat your wife. It's all well and good to go on and on about how only betas get married...until you're 50 and alone, living in a giant empty house with no one to come home to.

Are good women hard to find? Of course, and increasingly so. But by throwing up your hands and writing it all off and pledging to be the male version of exactly what you detest so much in a woman, you're hardly solving the problem. There is nothing "lacking" in masculinity about being the strong, successful leader of your family as a man.

Look we've all been there...we've been burned, we've seen the true nature of male-female relationships. We've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking that we're going to build a long, happy healthy life by fucking someone new once a week. But you're insane if you think that's going to work for long.

It's just fine to be single and figure your shit out for a while. Do that. But do not get married, attempt to have a family, and then destroy it by cheating on your wife. If you have kids, this is an evil thing to do.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 
PeteMullersKeyboard:
If you need to cheat, don't fucking get married. Grow up.

You're at the first stage...the next stage is realizing that as a man, if you want a family, you will have to work hard to stay strong as the leader of that family, and this includes the way you handle and treat your wife. It's all well and good to go on and on about how only betas get married...until you're 50 and alone, living in a giant empty house with no one to come home to.

Are good women hard to find? Of course, and increasingly so. But by throwing up your hands and writing it all off and pledging to be the male version of exactly what you detest so much in a woman, you're hardly solving the problem. There is nothing "lacking" in masculinity about being the strong, successful leader of your family as a man.

Look we've all been there...we've been burned, we've seen the true nature of male-female relationships. We've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking that we're going to build a long, happy healthy life by fucking someone new once a week. But you're insane if you think that's going to work for long.

It's just fine to be single and figure your shit out for a while. Do that. But do not get married, attempt to have a family, and then destroy it by cheating on your wife. If you have kids, this is an evil thing to do.

Why no one +1 this?

 

Also consider this:

How good do you think getting caught cheating and a messy divorce proceeding is going to be in a business like finance that is heavily reputation and relationship dependent?

It only takes one client being disgusted by you to put a significant dent in your pocketbook.

 

Hahaha how is this a real thread? A lot of the responses to this are fucked on so many levels. Why would you want to cheat on your wife or even your girlfriend? I've been cheated on before and shit sucks, and you WILL get caught at some point.

 

I fucking hate when people like this come along and get genuinely baffled when people speak fucking honestly for once. Life isn’t a fairytale, you fucking chump.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I'm not genuinely baffled as humans are humans. We make mistakes. I am not against people speaking honesty either. No shit these are real life situations and life isn't a fairytale, but it doesn't make these actions a good thing. There's no true way to justify cheating on a person. So how about you pipe down and shut the fuck up. Hate when assholes like you come around on this site and say stuff like that.

 

Alright so here it goes... My girlfriend and I live together right now. We've been together for about three years now. We had a baby and our son is 19 months old now. Anyhow, she doesn't work and I'm the sole provider. I pay the bills, hers too. You know, after 3 months of meeting her, I got bored, especially with all the petty fighting that we do. In my opinion, I don't think majority of people cheat because they're attracted to someone else but they enjoy challenge and the excitement (I read an article and they said cheating might by linked in the DNA). For me, the feeling of the unknown when meeting someone new and not knowing what to expect is exciting. Since I've been with my girlfriend, I cheated her on with probably 10 girls... Am I proud? No. Does she know? Yes. How?

Well... when I upgraded my old phone, I left it in our bedroom and she literally spent everyday for three months trying to figure out the password. Not even joking. She read everything... From text messages, emails and photos. When she caught me, I could have lied and said it was only 2 girls but I told her the truth and said it was 10, since I've met her. She balled her eyes out. I fell like the BIGGEST piece of shit in the world because I know she would never do the same to me. I got on my knees and I pleaded. I even told her I spend $1,200 at strip clubs on some nights in the city and that I got with a bartender from the club and even hooked up with the cleaner here in our building. I'm not lying, I have no reason to lie on here. I told her everything because she deserved it. She asked me "Why?", as she was crying and I told her... "From all the arguing that we do... I gave up." She told me I should have left her than and I agreed.

Fast forward, this happened about 3 months ago... I started thinking to myself and tried to figure out what made me love her in the first place? Is she a model? No... Does she make a lot of money? Not even close. Does she have a college degree? Nope. I loved her for her personality and to me, she is gorgeous. I never begged so hard for her forgiveness. I'm sorry P... I love you and I promise to be a better man.

We share our phones... emails... everything. It's not about taking it to the extreme but if we want to rebuild trust, it has to start somewhere. If you love someone, you should have nothing to hide. We don't accuse each other. It's just a matter of sharing our privacy not because it's obligated but because we trust each other.

 

Bro how are you sorry? You're just sorry you got caught. And the only reason she stayed is you're a provider and she has no value and a kid to care for. holding a sorry I have a dick press conference on some tiger woods shit...

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She caught me and I told her everything. I didn't have to mention about the strip clubs or hooking up with a bartender... The thing she found on my phone didn't show any of that but I told her, so I can start on a clean slate. I'm not saying I'm a better person but me disclosing stuff she wouldn't have found out was her deserving answers. Listen... Shes not the kind of person who mooches off for money, if I told her to leave, she would leave me and take the baby and not ask for a single child support. But she stays because she has hope in me that we can work it out.

 

How the fuck has no one said only date women who come from money? Rich hot chicks are like the fucking plague for guys, 95% of men won't even approach them so they are eager to date guys who aren't on their level. Another upside is their parents likely had a fucked up relationship with dad being gone and fucking his secretary that a dude cheating on them will just seem like a normal thing. So you basically have permission to bang other chicks. Sure you might run into the crazy one who would try to kill you, but if you always play it safe you will never have a chance at a three some with two girls you are dating.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

No it wasn't, it's silly.

I've met rich girls and poor girls. And let me tell you - both types of them are women. The within-group homogeneity far outweighs any between-group variances, you understand. The size of their wallets matters very little once they open their mouths or take their clothes off. Most don't get that.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

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MonacoMonkey:
Saw the post about "Cheating Sleep". Figure I'd start a sequel. :)

In all seriousness, monogamy is only beneficial for two groups of people: 1) women - they have a biological incentive, since babymaking takes 9 physical months and years of nurture / time investment. a guy who disappears will not provide resources.
2) beta males - to put it in a condescendingly, they're "lucky" to procure any woman.

A few obvious ones- a) make sure she's in a different social circle. different town / state is best. b) have a job with a reputation for long hours. "sweetie i have to stay late, last minute meeting." c) if she accuses on circumstantial evidence, deny deny deny any and all infidelity.

share your stories / personal experience.

Pro tip cuz, cheat on her with men. She'll never know. A semester in Greek won't ruin a major in Latin.

 

So much MS being thrown around in here...

Nothing wrong with banging multiple people, just don't lie to somebody and allow them to think that you're exclusive to them. As mentioned beforehand, girls actually love guys who have abundance / lots of options - so if you're seeing somebody casually, them being aware of you seeing other people can make them chase you even more.

Ignore my Title and Industry - I can't seem to change it under 'Edit Profile' lol
 

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