Real bankers - Do you regret going into banking?

I get the impression that a lot of people in IBD hate their jobs and are just grinding it out to get to the golden temple of exit ops. That being said, if you could do it all over again...would you have chosen a different profession? Or if not, then perhaps a different group or bank?

 

this makes me sad. is it really that horrifying? i feel like any professional career that pays big bucks and offers massive opportunities will be hard work and a "grind"

lawyers work their butts off in school for 3 years... case studies up the ass, work crappy jobs as a clerk for little pay, have to take the GRUELING BAR exam which is like 3 day test... and even then they will start off at age 25 making less than a first year analyst

doctors have to take the MCATs (shudder). they have to go to med school for another 4 years (i think?), and then residency for many years after that. i know someone doing residency rite now, working 90 hours a week, for like 15-20bucks an hour. this averages out to less than a first-year analyst's pay.

lets face it, if you have the skills and want the success/prestige, i-banking seems to be the way to go. you start off making much more money than a first-year in any other career, you have much less schooling if you want to become an associate (2 years of business school.. definitely the easiest in comparison to law and med schools), and the workload is comparable to any other professional career.

please tell me if im wrong

 

Well, I haven't started yet (still in training) but I'm already feeling pangs of regret. The truth is I didn't know what the hell else I would have done, maybe consulting but I'm not sure I'm cut out for that. My situation is a little different because I don't plan on going to B-School so I don't have the luxury of switching later on.

 

If you don't mind working hard, doing some meaningless stuff, getting staffed at 5pm on Friday after you've done little all week, and grinding out the bad times (there are good times to) and making the personal sacrifice to speedy your way to future success, don't go into IBD. Bottom line - unless you inherit a lot of money or win the lottery and you want to be super successful etcc, sacrifice and go into ibanking for 2-3 years. Otherwise - Go into sales and trading.

 

anything, I thought the work was inane and that I was just a processor (well-paid) for two years (I also had it pretty good I am told b/c of the BB/ind group that I worked at compared to my peers at other shops). Also, I didn't and still don't respect the senior bankers as very intelligent or creative people, except for a few, as most are promoted for tenure and not intelligence. I knew all this going in (so it's my fault), you just don't believe it till you experience it. At least (as a %) the senior people at HF's and to a larger extent also in PE, are intelligent.

 

I'm a little surprised at the comments. I love many parts of my job and I definitely feel like I'm working with some of the smartest people (the exception being the new associate classes). Maybe I've been lucky, but I love the group I'm in and get along very well with the analysts in my group. I've been fortunate enough to be involved in some pretty rewarding work with a decent hit rate (haven't done a pitchbook in weeks). The trade-off for that is obviously your lifestyle. I average probably 1-2AM with the occassional 4-7AM night. I have a hard time understanding why people complain so much about the lifestyle when they expected it going in. Your compensation and opportunities after banking are more than worth the sacrifice. Another thing I like about my group is noone complains (unless someone has had it much worse than everyone else) because everyone has it equally bad. If I had to do it all over again, of course I would.

 
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Well you responded to a 14 years old post, do you think that's healthy?

 

It's not just the lifestyle but the mind numbingly boring work you have to do. Fact of the matter is that if you're working 16-18 hours a day, you're not really using your brain for the most part. Shit, I haven't started yet but I'm already looking forward to transitioning to PE/HF in a year or two.

 

If you think your every day work in banking is boring, it's not like PE is going to be drastically some magic happy land where you get to do very different things. The work you do in PE is directly complimentary to IBD. Alot of people I know in PE had the same expectations as you, thinking it was going to be something new and different. Instead they were working just as hard during the day (and traveling more) and the work was just about the same only they missed banking because instead of working on one deal for six months, you got to work on 2 or 3 live deals at a time.

I know a couple who both work in PE at middle market funds with "good lifestyles" in terms of hours. They still work 6 days a week and see each other about once a week. PE isn't going to change your life, it is more stress than IBD and at times alot more "boring." You have to really enjoy the work you do to find either IBD or PE interesting, in my opinion...otherwise go do something else.

 

Gametheory,

Please tell me which parts of your job you love ? Is it flipping through pitchbooks at 3 am ? Staring at comps on a Saturday afternoon ? Or being yelled at by some dumbass Associate for formatting errors ?

I know guys in HF's working 8-5, I know guys in PE that work 50-60 hour weeks and love what they do. I agree that the lifestyle and quality of work at least inititally won't be too different, but there is a reason you see so many Bankers leaving for PE/HFs the first chance they get. My point is that I will make the transition carefully so as not to get shafted.

 

does nobody have any arguments against my point? read my post in this thread... the point is, EVERYBODY who wants to achieve a high level of success, opportunity, and salary after graduation will have to undergo at least a few years of being a bottom-of-the-barrel bitch and endure 90+ hour workweeks. the only difference is, budding lawyers and doctors dont get paid NEARLY as good as analysts do, nor can they enjoy a "high-class" lifestyle as early as analysts do.

im getting a little frustrated with all the bitching and moaning from analysts, because it is dejecting me from pursuing i-banking as a career...but the more i think of it, the more the complaints just arent warranted. again, im only a college student and i probably cant understand how hard it is, but following college it is the best possible career path you can take with the greatest exit ops. and only the best and brightest are hired regardless of how inane your ego believes your co-workers and managers are. deal with it. and prosper in the future. by the time youre 30, youll be making more money and working less than a doctor/lawyer. what more could you possibly want?

 
h4zin:
does nobody have any arguments against my point? read my post in this thread... the point is, EVERYBODY who wants to achieve a high level of success, opportunity, and salary after graduation will have to undergo at least a few years of being a bottom-of-the-barrel bitch and endure 90+ hour workweeks. the only difference is, budding lawyers and doctors dont get paid NEARLY as good as analysts do, nor can they enjoy a "high-class" lifestyle as early as analysts do.

im getting a little frustrated with all the bitching and moaning from analysts, because it is dejecting me from pursuing i-banking as a career...but the more i think of it, the more the complaints just arent warranted. again, im only a college student and i probably cant understand how hard it is, but following college it is the best possible career path you can take with the greatest exit ops. and only the best and brightest are hired regardless of how inane your ego believes your co-workers and managers are. deal with it. and prosper in the future. by the time youre 30, youll be making more money and working less than a doctor/lawyer. what more could you possibly want?

You're frustrated because someone is interfering with the idealized image of your prospective job?

Appreciate the fact that they're giving you a real picture and then if you still want to pursue it, go ahead. There are others on this board who would rather know more about the job at the outset than romanticize it and become bitter when they actually start working.

 

i feel like the "high-class" lifestyle that analysts enjoy are long days, late nights, and then maybe once a week on a saturday night they get to go to a nice club and buy some bottles to forget that they do nothing but work.

And doctors save lives. Bankers make money. We're not talking about the same "class" here.

 

Not sure how much I agree with this short-sighted comment. Knowing people who work in the medical field.... many times its not what you see on TV where doctors do it all and then some to save lives. It really depends on the individual.

While doctors may save lives.... lets not get confused here about money.. there would be very few doctors if you told them they will only get paid 50k-60k a year.

 

>im getting a little frustrated with all the bitching and moaning from analysts, because it is dejecting me from pursuing i-banking as a career

this post singlehandedly convinced me that retard kids like you should be banned from this website

the people that are ACTUALLY WORKING IN BANKING are giving their thoughts on how the job they have sucks and you’re tired of hearing it because it ruins the stupid fetish you have for the job?

fuck off, kid.

 

I love the fact that while you initially have to earn people's trust, people will reward you for good work by giving you more responsibility. No job is going to be perfect, and I never said banking was. Trust me, though, when I say having a terrible attitude about your work product will affect your work. If some "dumbass" associate gives you 20 comps to do over the weekend and they're relevant, just do them. Noone likes a whiner, because everyone's been there before. The most rewarding part of the job is when you get to the point where everyone on the deal team trusts you to build a model for a multibillion dollar LBO financing and you get to talk directly to associates on the buyside and walk them through building their models. Or when you do a good job and your group head sends you a personal email.

I'm not saying banking is the greatest job in the world, but it's definitely not the worst. People who whine and moan (especially people who haven't even started yet? Give me a break) about how bad the job is like it's a chore that needs to get done before they can move on to PE or HF like it's going to be some heavenly oasis are in for a serious reality check. My point is, banking is one of the best jobs I could have hoped for coming out as an undergrad. I learned a ton, got some great experience and got my ass kicked. Will I try and move to PE? Yeah, why not? But if I hate it, at least I can do something else after B-school (including going back to banking).

A lot of people I work with love what they do. They work hard and get a lot of satisfaction from their jobs. If all you're going to focus on are the negatives of a job, I guaruntee it will show up on your review.

 

I've done two summer Internships at reputed Banks on the Street. I think I know the job well enough to share my opinions on it. My point is that the bitching and moaning is for a reason: the job sucks and while we have ultimate responsibility because we knew exactly what we were getting into, there's nothing wrong with advising those still contemplating this career to think long and hard about it.

My advice to prospective analysts would be to go into consulting for a couple of years, go to B-School and then try to get into PE/HF etc. Or try getting into something else altogether, don't bow to peer pressure and think that just because you're not earning 6 figures straight out of UG that you're loser.

I had offers from Google and a REPE firm in Chicago but I wanted to stay in NYC so I guess I'm gonna be in Banking for at least the next couple of years.

 

I got a chance to talk to a lot of the outgoing analysts when I started. Each and every one of them loved their experience and wouldn't trade it for anything. Working as an intern is definitely not the same. You are not given the same level of responsibility and you are working towards a different goal. A summer is trying to survive the summer and come out with an offer. A FT person is laying the foundation for their career and establishing future contacts. The work is better, you are treated better, and it finally has a "purpose."

Right now, I love my job. My co-workers all love their jobs (with a couple exceptions). GameTheory got it right ... if you don't love your job you are going to suck at it (which leads to even more anger). This is true for any job, not just banking.

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I am sorry, but the best and the brightest do not go into banking. The best and the brightest either start their own venture, get a PhD, join Google, or go directly to the buy side. Honestly, at my school, one did not need that high of a GPA to get a banking job at a BB, and a banking MD at a top five BB told me that the work would probably be too boring for me, even though they did give me an offer for M&A.

Aside from all of this, banking is probably the safest route to monetary success, but if one is willing to take a bit more risk, a lot of other career paths provide much more monetary success without the face time.

 

okay, that venture shot is sooooo contrived. You don't need to be "super duper smart" so start your own venture. Not everyone who goes to Harvard/ Stanford will start a google. I m sorry for the language, but what the FUCK, do people mean when they say the best start their own venture? My dad's friend owns Pete's Landscaping and Painting - a two man operation. Is that the type of ventures Harvard grad start? And please don't say Yahoo, google, facebook, cuz those are few and far in between.

P.S. I m sorry for the tone, but I am so fucking annoyed by people repeating the best people start their own venture, because it is simply not fucking true. I went to a top school and I know of only one kid who started his own "venture" and he is opening a bar.

 
Salam Shpekov:
Oh and how is working for google or microsoft more prestigious than working for Goldman, lehman, Ubs, or DB?

It depends on the circles you run in...

Getting a decent position at Google will put you in a great position for exit ops (if you leave) --- but the exit ops will be very different than those for someone at GS, etc.

on a completely different note... GOOG @ $172b market cap. wow.

 

I accepted a job at a top BB. I am just not going to flatter myself by saying I am the best or the brightest even though I am definitely in the top of my class GPA-wise. The absolute smartest kids I know graduated a year early and went straight to PhD programs or will be joining the buy side directly.

Google is the Bell Labs of today. I cannot say much more on that.

 

you can really tell this board is mostly college students prior to working lol. The brightest kids are working in science and research.... the sell outs are doing banking/PE/Hedge fund/consulting because they want to make money. I think its more about what you really want to do, but the brightest are not doing finance or business.... I really wonder who writes on these boards with BS like "google and venture capitalists are the brightest" lol it just shows me how few people know about anything beyond the world of internet blogs/TV/and business publications.

To answer the top of this post..... investment banking is far from boring or meaningless. You learn a huge amount about what you work with as long as you are not a drone merely doing whats asked of you. Simply.... the idiots who just do comps don't lern anything because they arent capable of learning it.... these are the people who are nicely asked to leave after 2 years. The really smart people use the opportunity of being in a bank to learn about industries, products, financial considerations, business considerations, and everything there is to know about business/finance/markets.

Working ridiculous hours only sucks if you dislike what you do. Pretentious kids like the ones that post on this board will probably hate anything they do because thats just how they are. My advice is dont listen to some of the fools on this board.

 
NDkid1986:
The brightest kids are working in science and research.... the sell outs are doing banking/PE/Hedge fund/consulting because they want to make money.

I agree with this statement. While the bright kids are going in science and research, they're not in it for the money.

Take medicine, for example. My brother and friends who were pre-med got paid $3000-4000 max total for their summer internships...if they got paid. Their med school expenses are unreal even at state schools. And even after that, they are not guaranteed their choice of residency unless they go to a top school (acceptances at Harvard or Hopkins, for example, are in low single digits). And even if they get their residency of choice, they work 80 hours (implicitly more in surgery residencies) at shitty wages for up to 4-5 years. Lastly, some doctors in family practice or internal medicine areas do not even break 100K. And if someone like Hillary who likes universal healthcare gets elected, salaries will go even lower.

Moral of the story, at least for me was: If you are in it for money and are a typical student, few things are as good as I-banking.

 

You guys are comparing apples to oranges. How can you really compare the intellect of people in vastly different professions? Yeah, people who do science and research are smart. However, if that was my chosen profession and I spent all my time doing that, I'd be pretty good at it too.

The truth is the top people in every industry are all very bright and could all do each other's jobs if that is what they had chosen to do. A top banker could have been a top scientist and vice versa (in terms of mental capacity, not things such as 'oo he hates blood'). This is the very reason behind banks hiring ivy league students or top performers: All they have to do is mold them - they know they can do the work well.

One quick other thing: Just because other professions pay less doesn't make doctors and whomever more intelligent. I'd actual argue that that it makes them less intelligent because here they are working just as much and getting paid substantially less. Since when does payscale = intelligence?

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CompBanker:
You guys are comparing apples to oranges. How can you really compare the intellect of people in vastly different professions? Yeah, people who do science and research are smart. However, if that was my chosen profession and I spent all my time doing that, I'd be pretty good at it too.

The truth is the top people in every industry are all very bright and could all do each other's jobs if that is what they had chosen to do. A top banker could have been a top scientist and vice versa (in terms of mental capacity, not things such as 'oo he hates blood'). This is the very reason behind banks hiring ivy league students or top performers: All they have to do is mold them - they know they can do the work well.

Totally agree. Well said
 
CompBanker:
You guys are comparing apples to oranges. How can you really compare the intellect of people in vastly different professions? Yeah, people who do science and research are smart. However, if that was my chosen profession and I spent all my time doing that, I'd be pretty good at it too.

The truth is the top people in every industry are all very bright and could all do each other's jobs if that is what they had chosen to do. A top banker could have been a top scientist and vice versa (in terms of mental capacity, not things such as 'oo he hates blood'). This is the very reason behind banks hiring ivy league students or top performers: All they have to do is mold them - they know they can do the work well.

One quick other thing: Just because other professions pay less doesn't make doctors and whomever more intelligent. I'd actual argue that that it makes them less intelligent because here they are working just as much and getting paid substantially less. Since when does payscale = intelligence?

No offense man, you're one of the smarter posters on this board, but this post is dripping with bs. If you really think a top Banker could do a top Scientist's job then you need to get your head examined. And your last comment that doctors are less intelligent completely ignores the fact that maybe most of them actually want to do something of value instead of being analyst monkeys.

 
CompBanker:
You guys are comparing apples to oranges. How can you really compare the intellect of people in vastly different professions? Yeah, people who do science and research are smart. However, if that was my chosen profession and I spent all my time doing that, I'd be pretty good at it too.

The truth is the top people in every industry are all very bright and could all do each other's jobs if that is what they had chosen to do. A top banker could have been a top scientist and vice versa (in terms of mental capacity, not things such as 'oo he hates blood'). This is the very reason behind banks hiring ivy league students or top performers: All they have to do is mold them - they know they can do the work well.

One quick other thing: Just because other professions pay less doesn't make doctors and whomever more intelligent. I'd actual argue that that it makes them less intelligent because here they are working just as much and getting paid substantially less. Since when does payscale = intelligence?

No offense, but that is complete and utter nonsense. I come from a top target and I can vouch for the fact that the smartest people I knew went to grad school and med school. Simple as that. In fact, even the average intelligence of those going into those fields was above the average intelligence of those going into banking and consulting.

The idea that a "top banker" could be a top physicist is ludicrous. Do you really think Stephen Schwarzmann could find a proof for Fermat's Last Theorem? Nonsense. I can honestly see it the other way - that is, top students going to grad school could easily do banking - but the reverse is not true. Why? Because there was nothing special academically or in any other way about the kids who went to banking or consulting (myself included). We had high grades and an interest in the field, that is it. My peers had similarly high grades and could interview just as well, but were much better than me in math, physics or whatever their chosen field was. I was in the upper echelon of those who got banking/consulting jobs at my school, but I couldn't hope to do a problem set for Advanced Multivariate Analysis.

Also, the idea that doctors are less intelligent because they're getting paid less per hour is ludicrous. The dumbasses who reguarly get ibanking jobs out of college due to connections make substantially more than the professors that taught them, yet you are arguing that they are more intelligent?

 
CompBanker:
You guys are comparing apples to oranges. How can you really compare the intellect of people in vastly different professions? Yeah, people who do science and research are smart. However, if that was my chosen profession and I spent all my time doing that, I'd be pretty good at it too.

The truth is the top people in every industry are all very bright and could all do each other's jobs if that is what they had chosen to do. A top banker could have been a top scientist and vice versa (in terms of mental capacity, not things such as 'oo he hates blood'). This is the very reason behind banks hiring ivy league students or top performers: All they have to do is mold them - they know they can do the work well.

One quick other thing: Just because other professions pay less doesn't make doctors and whomever more intelligent. I'd actual argue that that it makes them less intelligent because here they are working just as much and getting paid substantially less. Since when does payscale = intelligence?

I have to disagree with this. I have always been a naturally good student, but business just clicks with me. On the flip side, I dislike science, and I get worse grades in it than students I am better than. I know I'd make a better banker than scientist.

 

This whole comparison is distracting from what the OP wanted to know, but as the person who started the comparison, I just want to give a rebuttal.

First of all, your last two sentences contradict each other. If payscale doesn't equal intelligence, then how can you call doctors less intelligent? This might surprise you, but unlike the majority of people on this board, money doesn't factor into their career/jobs. To each their own.

Secondly, you are assuming that people in science and engineering are good or look smart because they spent a lot of time doing it. This is not necessarily true.

Lastly, to echo what the others said, you are assuming that understanding cash flows or different statements is just as easy as learning gross anatomy or fluid mechanics. Any idiot with a calculator/excel and few formulas can do what the analyst does.

 

of the day, everyone has to make up their own mind. If you want to earn a lot, without too much risk, banking is a great place to start your career (and exit shortly thereafter). I come from a lineage of doctors, and I don't think I am smarter nor are they any smarter (within a small range). But I do think the doctors in my family A)actually believe in what they are doing and are constantly learning on the job in their profession B)actually making a difference in their communities. As to scientists and PHD's being smarter, I don't even think this is a debate. Most people in top numerical PHD programs could school most of the analysts up to MD's/Partners in IBD analytically (but not all, hate to generalize to much), but I don't think a top scientist could/would necessarily become a great or even good banker (although their are some that could), b/c the social skills/awareness that the top bankers need are just a different skillset than intellectual horsepower many scientists possess.

 

How do you guys feel about the fact that banking, unlike the other professions mentioned above, requires little thinking and mental ability? Banking is a job that just requires you to learn a few processes, which you learn during training, and just do them over and over again...any person could do the work that bankers do...the only reason that the banks tend to recruit at ivy league schools (or other prestigious schools) is because the industry is extremely elitist.

 

Investment banking is not a profession that requires intellect or creativity; it is a PROFESSIONAL career path, just like being a lawyer or a doctor. it's all laid out for you, leaving little room for innovation.

my story is as follows; i used to be an investment banking analyst and i stayed in it for about two years. i was so fed up with the job: MDs that are idiots, associates with huge inferiority complexes, pointless inane work, arrogance abound, constant iterations of books wasting hours upon hours of time, face-time, being a bitch to a client 24/7, etc etc etc. then one day i sat back and just realized, i studied hard, got into a great school, went to harvard for four years, and now i proofread pitch books all day and play around with excel 24/7, and i was absolutely ashamed of myself. it was pretty cathartic and i quit that day (although, it was after bonus, haha). instead of looking for another job, i started working on an idea that i had come up with while still banking (think online enterprise software), and then i sold it a year later for alot more money than i could ever make being a junior banker (think $1mm+). and most importantly, i had a blast building out my idea; being an entrepreneur has been and is the best experience i can possibly imagine, in terms of a career path. in only three months, i learned more than i did in 2 years of banking (and i worked the same 100 - 120 hours a week in those 2 years just as anyone else).

do i regret banking? no, because now i know what the corporate world is like, and i realized that it is great for people that need a formulaic structure to succeed, but i realized that's not me. it's not necessarily that i think i'm too good for it, but i just think i'm too smart for it, that's all. to each their own though, many people just feel that it is difficult to succeed without some type of a predefined, set out path to "success" (IB -> PE -> B-School -> more PE -> get meaningfully rich by the time you are 45 -> die from a heart attack at 55), and i think for those people, a traditional professional career is a very safe option. but honestly, i think most people are smart enough to do something else.

the reason i am writing all this is because one of my friends recently told me about this site, so i decided to check it out and see what people are saying about banking and whatnot these days. i felt like this was a thread that i had to respond to, given my personal experience. i think those of you that feel like you might be making a mis-step by going into banking, honestly you probably are; i hate to say it this way, and i'm sure many will say i am stupid, a dumbass, a liar, a wannabe, etc etc, which is fine, but i would love for someone to read this and honestly rethink their desired path in life.

for those of you who have even a slight interest in entrepreneurship, you might find more insight from others who are more eloquent than myself:

http://www.paulgraham.com/articles.html

Paul Graham has a great way of putting it all; would highly recommend reading some of his stuff if you are thinking about going out on your own (far less risky than most think).

i hope some of you really consider what i'm saying; ill end with this: one of the best days ever was coming into a meeting with bankers and being on the other side of the table, having them kiss my ass like none other, and im like 2/3rds their age. ridiculous!

 
rahking:
Paul Graham has a great way of putting it all; would highly recommend reading some of his stuff if you are thinking about going out on your own (far less risky than most think).

i hope some of you really consider what i'm saying; ill end with this: one of the best days ever was coming into a meeting with bankers and being on the other side of the table, having them kiss my ass like none other, and im like 2/3rds their age. ridiculous!

very astute post w/r/t quitting banking. just a question, which I've often asked myself: since you have enough money to retire/do something else, what are you planning to do? I figure you'd be bored sitting on a beach for the rest of your life.

banking, however, provides a long-term challenge. that's part of the appeal. it's a never-ending quest.

even if most of us had enough money to retire, what would we do? very monied people will turn to philanthropy, but we don't have the means for that.

so what to do? cultivate your garden? be a highschool teacher? write travelogues?

the common pursuits of the leisure class don't seem especially appealing for people like us who have spent our entire lives overachieving. banking is something to pass the time until you KNOW what you do want to do. if you never find that inner drive, it's a challenge unto itself.

 

Wow thank you. Do you regret doing It for those 2 years ?? I am about to start and now I am terrified. If you could email me some more advice about this before I commit to full time I would really appreciate it . So much. My junk email is dancinchica101 at gmail

 

Yeah, banking does suck. On the bright side, you are just finishing probably the worst stretch of your analyst stint. In a month, you'll have interns. After that, you'll have first years. You are way faster and more efficient than you were 6 months ago, and your life will become noticeably better through the summer and after.

Focus on what really matters / adds value and try to cut out as much of the BS as possible (I understand it's hard as an analyst). Grind hard to find an exit opp, then make it through your two years, take the decent paycheck and get out of there. You will be glad you stuck it out. I hated it quite a bit at the time too - now I am glad I did it and completed the two years.

 

The grass is always greener man. Lots of people have these doubts after 1 yr. If you really want to switch to something, look into equity/credit research. They'll treat you like royalty w/ your banking exp and your hours will be a lot better.

 

I just talked to a guy at a BB bank in ER. He works about 60-65 hours a week, maybe 75 during quarter reports, makes a very good salary (didn't tell me what) and works only M-F. He really enjoys the work and has a lot of exit opps in California due to his tech background.

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."
 

I feel the exact same way - as do most junior bankers that I talk to. Analysts very quickly realize that you will always be someones bitch in banking. Like most careers you only have to kiss ass until you move up the ranks, but in banking you are always going to be a bitch to your clients and financial sponsors. I can put on the charade as a junior, but no amount of money could make me be a bitch to anyone at 50.

 
wallstreet101:

I feel the exact same way - as do most junior bankers that I talk to. Analysts very quickly realize that you will always be someones bitch in banking. Like most careers you only have to kiss ass until you move up the ranks, but in banking you are always going to be a bitch to your clients and financial sponsors. I can put on the charade as a junior, but no amount of money could make me be a bitch to anyone at 50.

If you need to earn money you will always be someone's bitch in general. This is not specific to banking. You will always have clients, customers, or bosses. Even Mark Zuckerberg, whom most people on WSO would kill to become, has to suck up to shareholders, the media, and users.

When you no longer have to be someone's bitch, that's called retirement.

 

should have stuck with pre-med, son

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Culture is actually great, the group of guys I work with are awesome outside of work. We go out often to grab drinks and all but we have nothing in common outside of work. Also I think my group specifically is different than most because analysts are doing associate level work as well.

Funny thing is, I've interviewed some buy-side shops and the partners laugh at bankers. They don't get what we do and why we're working all day and night (ones with non-banking backgrounds). These partners know my MDs and other senior guys at my firm and know that they control.

Other banks are trying to poach me but I'm not sure if it'll be any better. I might get a slightly better name on my resume but if going to the buy-side isn't the end goal I don't see the reason the move.

Well let's see if my first bonus makes this job more bearable.

 
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Culture is actually great, the group of guys I work with are awesome outside of work. We go out often to grab drinks and all but we have nothing in common outside of work. Also I think my group specifically is different than most because analysts are doing associate level work as well.

Funny thing is, I've interviewed some buy-side shops and the partners laugh at bankers. They don't get what we do and why we're working all day and night (ones with non-banking backgrounds). These partners know my MDs and other senior guys at my firm and know that they control.

Other banks are trying to poach me but I'm not sure if it'll be any better. I might get a slightly better name on my resume but if going to the buy-side isn't the end goal I don't see the reason the move.

Well let's see if my first bonus makes this job more bearable.

lol that's because as a sell-sider, you don't really have any skin in the game - essentially a broker

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I'm a first year as well at a NYC BB, coverage group and can relate. However shitty the pitchbooks are, I find that I do actually learn a lot about the industry pages.

Question then becomes whether if you are just processing the markups or whether you are actually reading and thinking about the pages you are putting together.

I always ask MD industry questions whenever I can and they are generally always very happy to answer.

One thing, however, is while I can articulate industry perspectives, I am lacking on technicals given that I am in coverage and not product.

 

The disconnect for me is where do senior bankers get any insight from. As you said there is not a lot of learning other than learning the process. Drag that out by 10 years and exactly what knowledge do you end up with as a senior banker?

 

1.) I didn't realize I was learning anything until two years into my job. Most entry level jobs are boring, but you're learning stuff.

2.) You work in finance and you are probably earning six figures. A lot of people would want to slap you if they heard you complaining that your job sucked. You may find that people should not be jealous of you, but you're not allowed to complain.

As you get richer, the marginal value of your time goes up. $100k doesn't seem as neat when you are getting five hours of sleep every night. But $100k in savings only buys you $300/mo on a sustainable basis. So don't quit yet. Stick it out for two years and find a lower key corporate job.

 

"I can put on the charade as a junior, but no amount of money could make me be a bitch to anyone at 50." -- unless you open up your own business venture or become a CEO you will always be someone's bitch

 
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"I can put on the charade as a junior, but no amount of money could make me be a bitch to anyone at 50."
-- unless you open up your own business venture or become a CEO you will always be someone's bitch

They have to, as well. Actually, the group of people who berate them gets bigger and includes investors, shareholders, customers, the media, and (if big enough) politicians.

Unless you are retired and living on your own income, you always have to answer to others, or "being someone's bitch".

Everyone needs to grow up a little bit and deal with it. You will probably always have a boss of some sort. The good news is that as you build savings relative to your living expenses, work becomes more of a choice.

 

one thing I want to add is that you mentioned that you were a non-target. I can only imagine how hard it was for you to get your current "shitty" job in the first place.

if you need that extra motivation to wake up, remember what inspired you to network and work your ass off in the first place. remember how lucky you are since there are many on this board who would give a limb to be in your "shitty" job. and remember that now many how "shitty" it is, it will end at some point, in your case, 12 more months.

i'm not smart enough to do everything, but dumb enough to try anything
 

Keep things in perspective. What are your goals in 2 years? 5 years? 10 years? Chances are that sticking with the undeniably grueling torture of banking is still your most practical move to achieve those goals. Don't let a couple weeks going through a rough patch be the reason you de-rail your career.

 
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Do people honestly think CEO's sit around thinking "wow, this MD Banker at Morgan Stanley sure is my bitch".

No offense but the majority here are college kids who lack perspective of what the real world is actually like.

It is stupid terminology to say a senior banker is a "bitch". They provide a service, they provide expertise on how to complete a transaction with the requisite industry knowledge and contacts to get it done.

Believe me you come to a stage in life when you realise that being "cool" and being the "man" is not that important. If your goal in life is that you are not gonna be anybodies "bitch" you're going to be disappointed. Ask the guy in the White House who has to answer to 200m voters or the guy at the 40 billion PE fund who has a board / shareholders / LP's to answer to.

To the op, junior roles are shit...everywhere..difference with banking is that you have to do it for 100 hours a week instead of the 40 hours of shit most junior employees face...the other difference with banking is that you can leave after two years (or sooner) and earn a salary that most people could only dream of!

There is a trade off. It is shit. You are entitled to bitch and moan 100% about it but ultimately realise that you are still a kid and you have incredible opportunities ahead of you..thats why you are doing it and ultimately it will be worth it.

 

Unforunately, being someone's "bitch" is going to be a part of your professional life, in some level or another. Like posted above, unless you are retired and living through an annuity or something, there's always someone or something that stands above you.

Friends of mine launched startups thinking they wouldn't have to answer to the "man" or would have some sort of freedom, and while it's true that they don't have to show up to work at 8am, business is constantly on their mind and they feel like the "bitches" of clients, prospects and everyone financing their project.

As a junior employee, it might seem you're getting the short end of the stick all the time, but just realize that this the start of your career and things will ultimately get better.

PS, junior level jobs suck in almost every industry. I have engineer friends that spend 12 hours in a wind tunnel to make 70k a year. He can spend 2 hours in negative temperatures and then half an hour in temperatures of 120F. I'd rather be in a seat for 12 hours calling clients and getting random work from my superiors yet be making six figures than doing that IMO.

 

To Seanc and Consultant:

We are in agreement about the "payscale does not equal intelligence" thing. I was using my point to show how completely silly the idea sounds.

Consultant:

I'm not saying what bankers do and what scientists do requires the same intellect. I'm saying that the top performers have the same intellectual capacity to excel in whatever their chosen field is. As in: If you take someone who has excelled in banking, rewind their life 20-30 years and start them in a career in science, they will undoubtedly succeed.

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I would say doctors serve a valid purpose, but they are not by far the brightest, smartest, or most innovative. Again these characteristics are reserved for the physicists, biologists (research), and other science related research fields. The academics are certainly going to be the most intelligent people (on average). I also am not too sure how much it is a you just love to do banking so you decided to put your talent there as opposed to science related fields. If you have gone to college, you will realize those science majors are definitely a lot smarter than you no question.

Also a little note on entrepreneurs, it is a great field if you are lucky to have a great idea, otherwise you can get fucked easily and wont get far. People who make sites like facebook are not themselves genius, but rather are in the right place at the right time with the right idea. Not to take anything away from them because their success speaks for itself... but realistically they aren't a breed above everyone else.

Buyside is great for anyone to work on, but its not easy to get into. I may be a little biased towards science, again I think being good at art and music is also something above and beyond most people. Overall though I do not think being a dr, lawyer, or banker involves more than a lot of hardwork... not to say these arent great fields and enjoyable

 

"Also a little note on entrepreneurs, it is a great field if you are lucky to have a great idea, otherwise you can get fucked easily and wont get far."

Unfortunately this is a very untrue statement; i know because i've been on both sides of the fence. If you want to learn more about why, please read Paul Graham's essays; sorry, lately I swear by them, he puts it so well:

http://www.paulgraham.com/articles.html

 

This discussion seems a little silly.

The two smartest people I knew in college did not do science (although one of them was a physics major). One of them went into banking and burned out before the first year was up and now works in the back office.

The second one worked for a non-profit and lost his job six months ago. He is still unemployed.

Takeaways: 1. Mental ability does not determine success (I am sure it helps though). 2. “The best” can do anything they want. I am sure at least one cab driver in New York is amazing bright but just loves to drive. 3. These are a bunch of kids in their early 20s and no matter how intelligent, they are all capable of making unique decisions and mistakes.

 

doctors are overrated. (my father is an orthopaedic surgeon). doctors just had to memorize a lot, they dont derive, dont have differential equations at school. they just memorize. it is hard to get into med-school because the profession is romantizised. but you just have to memorize.

i think that a lot of bright people get into IB- most have high GPAs from good unis. I think what frustrates IBankers is that they are not using their mental abilities.

i know, for example that i could do well at any field (hahah i dotn like blood), but i want to get into IB because, damn it, i am smart and i wanna be rewarded accordingly. I dont wanna have to give excuses why i am not curing people or doing science. THEY JUST DONT PAY WELL. at science either you are Einstein or just another scientist in some god forgotten lab in an old building. I knew i wouldnt be the first so why bother then. BTW, i know a lot of people in engineering that are stupid. they get into those fields just to feel smart and good about themselves. (i am studying some engineering-like degree and was in metallurgical engineering so i dont have insecurities and am being objective).

 

I'm not sure why this argument about "smarter" has come up at all.

Say 3 kids both get into the same top 10 school. None of them are smarter than one another - they all go to a top school, got similar SATs, grades, etc. -If one of them wants to major in Comp Sci, fine, he can go to Google or another elite Tech company. -If one of them wants to go pre-med and bio then thats fine too. -If one goes Econ and gets finance internships, and goes corporate finance. thats also OK.

The three guys might have different levels of intelligence, but assuming that because one took harder classes all of college makes one smarter is just false. I see a ton of engineering kids working 5X as much as me, and they'll go on to get a fancy PhD. Thats fine with me, but I know that they aren't smarter than me. In turn, I'm a summer analyst right now, and got that position by doing a lot less work than them.

At the end of the day - a PhD in bio probably worked a ton more during undergrad. A typical summer analyst here has a semi-difficult major, a few internships from previous summers, but has a ton of free time and goes out all the time.

They are just different career paths that attract different personalities and types of people. Also, another note, is that some people who aren't financially well-off don't feel like doing a 3 year PhD after graduating, and would rather earn 6 digits immediately to pay off those student loans.

And at my school science majors definitely think they are smarter than non-hard science majors. When their in the library late every weekend, and future finance people are out partying, its a funny contrast.

Also, being an entrepreneur is great, but its high risk, high potential return, not for everyone. Saying that the smartest kids are entrepreneurs is probably a fair statement, but I doubt there are over 100 successful student entrepreneurs every year out of target schools, whereas there are usually a 1000 banking jobs.

 

"Also, being an entrepreneur is great, but its high risk, high potential return, not for everyone. Saying that the smartest kids are entrepreneurs is probably a fair statement, but I doubt there are over 100 successful student entrepreneurs every year out of target schools, whereas there are usually a 1000 banking jobs."

Read Paul Graham's essays to find out why the above makes little sense:

http://www.paulgraham.com/articles.html

I am chilling out a bit these few days; this thread is a random but interesting distraction

 

I'm also not in computer science...blah. Rahking, Graham writes that the average age of someone seeded is 27, so that leaves 6 years of working in between.

Also, stick around this forum in the long term, your perspective is valuable.

 

Knowing what I know now from experience I would not do this again.

I agree with the general sentiment here that there is too much "paying your dues" and "earning your stripes" over "meritocracy" in banking. There are too many days in which I feel like "Wow [insert banker's name / client's name / lawyer's name] is a freaking idiot -- I could do his job way better than him" or "Why are we running XX scenarios that will take YYY hours to do for the client who will spend Z minutes looking over it!?!"

If you think of yourself as someone who is a creative, smart, interesting person who could achieve anything if he put his mind to it you will be supremely underwhelmed and disappointed with this job. I often say to myself "I was qualified to do this in the 8th grade!"

 

well, it looks like there's a split decision, but that the argument has moved into intelligence vs. work satisfaction. (clearly skills are underutilized according to some bankers)

since I (as well as other students here) might be interested in following through with the SA and then the FT offers, a good question to ask would be

how do you keep yourself from burning out? with all considerations in mind?

 

other than the hours, is the job really that easy? If its so easy an 8th grader could do it, why are the exit opps so good? Aren't you learning about industries, companies...and how to 'add value' through strategic finance?

 

I'm the complete opposite of most of you young kids on the forum... I was a Chem undergrad, interned in the finanial markets, but I did do something completely different out of undergrad. Eventually, I transitioned into financial services, did the B-school thing and then got into banking. Therefore, my perspective is much different than most on the career.

My point is to first seek what interests you as a subject matter. Don't chase the money at the onset. If you're doing what you love and you excel in it the money will surely follow. If you enter IB solely for the money, the chances are that you are going to be immensely disappointed.

The folks that I've worked with who genuinely love what they do in IB and have been hugely succesful are folks that truly love finance, the capital markets in general. Those that get into IB just to keep up with the Jones' or simply because of its supposed "prestige" factor only are also the first OUT.

Personally, I don't have many regrets. I've made a good choice for ME and I generally like what I do. I will admit though that I do want to pursue other things, e.g. starting a family or start my own business. If I do start my own business, it would definitely be more on the "creative" side. So if I left the business, it would be because I want to devote time/energy to other priorities. Thankfully, at least for now, I don't have conflicting priorities but I recognize that may quickly change.

Money is important to me, but not THAT important in the sense that what I do and the money I may or may not make doesn't define me. My lifestyle is such that I can confidently sustain it with or without a banking job.

 

Echoing what aadpepsi said: The best way to not burn out is to love what you do. If you absolutely hate finance, you will burn out. I think the best method is to just look at the positive aspects and don't let banking take over your life. Whining or complaining about your job will lead you to believe you do actually hate it and then everything will fall apart. Make it a personal challenge to do a task given to you perfectly. Make it a goal that every time you give something to an associate he doesn't need to mark it up and return it. If you do this, your work product will be far superior to those of your peers and the work won't seem so much like "work."

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Just finished up the first year here at a BB. The job (even cranking out LBO models for clients dealing directly for them or any of the other high responsibility positions) is mind numbingly boring. Anyone can do this job if they are willing to put in the effort. However, they pay us like mad, and the Hunters are already calling for amazing offers now and after two years. Definitely worth the trade-off, as I tell all the recruits and incoming analysts.

--There are stupid questions, so think first.
 

teaches you that money does not buy happiness.

Most bankers are VERY unhappy people. They dont' get to appreciate the good stuff in life.

I am glad I am an analyst so I now have great opportunities afterwards.

I am unhappy b/c it showed me how unhappy people.

 

my dad loves what he does (i-banking) more than Tom Brady loves football (and I'm assuming Tom loves football a lot...)

then again, he's not the kind of guy that wanted to "pop bottles and eff models" and never would have wasted his time on that silly stuff, which is why he's been as incredibly successful as he has been in the biz.

the people in banking for the "lifestyle" and who wanna shout "IBD in da house!!!1!!1!!!!" at a club are the ones who become miserable slaves to it. that's just what i've learned from being around it for 22 years.

 

just as some background, i recently left banking after 2 years to move to the buyside.

to answer the OP's question: if I had to do it all over again I would still go into banking but thats just cause I liked the industry, I was interested in the financial markets and its, at least in my opinion, the best 2 years of education you can have regarding the markets, corporate finance, deals, etc.

i know that banking is tough at the junior level, but if your truly interested in it and willing to learn, it makes for a good experience.

 

hey MJ,

by your post, I'm guessing you're around college or just finished college - aged, like me and a lot of the other lurkers on the forum.

just curious, what is your field of study? did seeing the IB world through your dad's eyes help you choose?

i have a friend whos dad is a dealmaker at a BB, and now he swears against anything finance related. he's in cinema production now.

 

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