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+19 "undefined" U fuck that guys wife or something? Mephistopheles
+19 Nice try HR goldmanornothing
+19 I think that what might be lost on some of the younger guys on this thread is just this: it's far, far easier than you might imagine to spend money. It all adds up, and it adds up rather quickly. brotherbear
+19 Not really looking to share my family life, sorry man. Associate 3 in PE - Growth
+19 Pretty cool that your buddy is CFO of a pickup truck. maineiac42
+19 As if going out is the only alternative to work. NuclearPenguins
+19 The 1970s... the last decade of great albums rather than great singles. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+19 I went to Princeton and I made an account just to add on that this is a horseshit take. fosisid526
+19 I buy natty in bottles to show that I've got a bit of dough now but money didn't change me idaho
+19 100% the SPAC guys that take advantage of retail. It’s sad seeing normal people lose money.  m_1
+19 Steve Jobs had this mindset. He ran his office like a bullpen and wanted ideas flying off everyone. He wanted everyone bumping into everyone so business could flow instantly. Anonymous Monkey
+19 I listened to the whole podcast and Portnoy said that bankers from The Raine Group (who those two young guys in the video with portnoy worked at) ran a due diligence/models with Draftkings acquiring Barstool and arranged f GridironCEO
+19 need to bump that golf budget up. should be roughly 40-50% pretax comp user_hdjfnbf17188
+19 I know someone at Disney/Pixar. You have to remember the higher up people who green light/red light movies also have a high degree of imagination. VanillaGorilla
+19 I would go with J.P Morgan on this one. They easily have the most black, latino and lgbt employees in investment banking. That’s gotta count for something right babe? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+19 HL lol Anonymous Monkey
+19 All of @"notthehospitalER"'s advice is spot on. To add, I research the hell out of someone new I'm meeting with, and I'm not trying to network for jobs. For deals, raising capital, whatever. Dingdong08
+19 My brother in Christ, fake users are a real issue. Hölder
+19 my thoughts: why do so many grown men have such a penchant for thinking about elon musk? he attracts a weird amount of voyeurism thebrofessor
+19 mate you could have just googled any of these questions and not made yourself look like an ignorant douche lakerschimp
+19 You think you are clever, but you just haven’t been staffed with assholes or staffed on a hairy project yet (I pray you don’t during your stint). Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 If by diversity you mean racist hiring standards then yes a lot of US companies are currently giving certain groups bumps or dings because of race. No you do not sound like you would be diversity  AnalyzeANDchill
+19 Hey dawg. Did mentioning (“GS/MS/JP”) matter literally at all in this context? No. Just confirming  Intern in IB - Gen
+19 there's way less minutia you care about in banking I see you haven't had the good fortune of working for my MDs  Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+19 I have to return some video tapes Fast and Fiduciary
+19 I've lived the majority of my life in Miami, am Hispanic, lived here from 10 to 22. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 Mr. Wonderful said it wonderfully. The board is incredibly inept and has turned Twitter into the least successful social media company when it has virtually no competitors in terms of its core value proposition. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+19 Was told by a candidate: “it’s great to hear you like your bank even though it isn’t as prestigious as some of the others” Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+19 This might be the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this website in my almost 10 years on here. PEarbitrage
+19 Yes, health care in the US is very accessible and drug prices are reasonable.  Great point VP in IB - Gen
+19 My buddies who are there love it. Pay is great and your dollar goes forever in Milwaukee. Plus, MWK has a great beer scene, so if you're a beer geek, you've got plenty of options. Anonymous Monkey
+19 I am a lot shorter tempered with my wife than I would like to be. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+19 But isn't that the point? They are trying to learn and figure out what they want to do in life. I feel the exact opposite about the situation... PrivatePyle
+19 I wish it was the old days where going to a supertarget guaranteed you a superday Born too late to be guaranteed superdays Born too early to go to space Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 I got in two scuffles. Both in the East Village in NYC years ago. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+19 No doubt we are dealing with the worst mental health crisis in human history right now. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+19 now this is the high quality content i crave on this platform onetwothree123___
+19 You will own nothing and be happy. wdfghjkjhre
+19 Fuck you and your gen Z passive aggressive way of talking.   Anonymous Monkey
+19 Okay, so from what I've read. This is the current situation (Correct me if I am wrong): EbitdaxREIT
+19 Tinder Plus, Bumble Premium, Hinge Premium, all in the same month.. this isn't counting the dozens of "boosts" I've paid for so that my profile is actually seen by a girl not holding a fish or a trump hat in her pictures. GridironCEO
+19 "undefined" @DickFuld any thoughts on writing a book? DickFuld
+19 I have a place for you. You go live in the wild in Canada for a week or more. You are assigned chores. It costs you nothing. You work for what you eat. They feed you local organic food. You must stay for 1 week minimum. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+19 You feel empty because if you use hate, insecurity, fear, and vengeance as a primary driver of your career and life, you will not be happy because *you are not thankful of your situation*. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+19 Buy a life coach who can explain to you the difference between luck and skill....and then buy a passive fund hedgehog9
+19 Updated bank list:  All of the following banks have apps that are open.  Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 People always talk about taxes like "it's just your MaRGiNaL TaXeS, it's not a big deal" but what they don't realize is that it takes me MARGINAL HOURS to earn them. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+19 Drumpfy PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+19 pls respond Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 Obviously not a great situation to be in, but here's the truth (bracing myself for the MS)...if the health condition really contraindicated vaccination altogether they would have received a medical certificate saying so an Consultant in Consulting
+19 Why do you think 8 months experience in TMT DCM at Credit Agricole qualifies you for anything other than moving logos on a slide deck?  Associate 2 in PE - Other
+19 I don’t see how anyone can be against high skilled immigration except for the extremely self centered view of reducing their own competition in the very short term. It’s not even smart bc it reduces long term gdp growth. Business School in PE - LBOs
+19 Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+19 Default answer is no unless working in tech or tech investing for the access and exposure here. NuclearPenguins
+19 you gotta pump those numbers up - those are rookie numbers in this racket techfin5
+19 Me in Elementary School: $50,000,000,000 Me in Middle School: $500,000,000 Me in High School: $50,000,000 Me in College (with FTO): $5,000,000 Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 a lady at TPG growth and yes the story is well known and it’s true. she was in my analyst class. Associate 2 in HF - Other
+19 Good...good....Let the hate flow through you. DickFuld
+19 Sers pls do the needful and hire me Intern in IB-M&A
+19 . cortana
+19 Was hoping that someone else would pipe in first (since I am highly biased here) but I agree. bolo up
+19 Wait till you're a VP to propose. Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+19 If the election turned out differently, the roles would be reversed and the other side would be pointing out all the side effects. They were starting that narrative in October. JulianRobertson
+19 Simmer down, sweetie. Don't you have a few diversity programs to gun for?  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+19 I don't mean to be a dick, but if you're working in CB why are you a Certified User as a first year analyst in M&A? Howard Hughes
+19 Worst one was when some dude in a stall rips a massive fart (the kind that resonates off the walls). Ops dude a larger, bodybuilder black guy is washing is hands and belts out "Wooo! Dat Ass be talkin shit!" Attack_Chihuahua
+19 Went through the recruiting process two years ago as an undergrad in LA and talked to analysts at many LA shops. Prospect in IB-M&A
+19 pls fix SafariJoe
+19 "m_1" No B-school hires because they're frequently unproven unless they have solid ops experience pre-b school. We buy/invest in eComm/D Gibbs
+19 it sounds like you have a long history of mental instability and your best bet is working through those problems, rather than tossing yourself back into the frying pan that is IB. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+19 i gotta say you have some of the worst/least helpful/most out of touch posts in this forum and you post all the time we get it, you trade futures in your $200k pa, no one cares. Research Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+19 Analyst 1 in IB - Ind She started laughing what a slut Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 The answer is an emphatic "yes". I'm an ED at a large US bank, and all I hear about these days is diversity, inclusion and "equity" (which seems to be some sort of codeword for forced equality of outcome). cf.uk.2005
+19 I worked at one of MBB for three years, and know many people from both of the other two firms (I'll try to keep hidden which one I worked at in this post, but that will probably be difficult). DagwoodDeluxe
+19 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+19 This. This. This. Sil
+19 Do you understand  that you are now an adult? Hazelmom
+19 (Assuming you are aiming at MBB-level) goldarmor
+19 Easily the worst of the finánce meme accounts. Anonymous Monkey
+19 Analyze financial statements and industry trends to produce cutting-edge analysis in pursuit of complex mergers and acquisitions. Interface with management teams on menus of strategic options to drive shareholder value. Associate 1 in PE - Other
+19 Probably something like: Monday: 9am - 10pm (13 hours) Tuesday: 9am - 12am (15 hours) Wednesday: 9am - 2am (17 hours) Thursday: 10am - 3am (17 hours) Friday: 10am - 6pm (8 hours) VP in PE - LBOs
+19 Super cliche, but it's critical thinking. Let's be honest, the actual work you do isn't that hard. NuclearPenguins
+19 General Manager/CEO of Premier League team. Love soccer/futbol and wish I could take on that role, but alas back to real estate prep. newbieinre
+19 Went to shake an MDs hand during a superday and my thumb got caught in his palm. We both couldn't believe how bad the handshake was JEEEZ
+19 IMO, good sales ability is a combo of innate traits and learned behavior. DetRustCohle
+19 Bruh, this guy is probably at most from an upper middle class background in India. Angus Macgyver
+19 The real question is... BULL OR BEAR? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 Vagina here. Sorry that your workmates are such cunts. I apologize on the behalf of my sistren. snatch
+19 Her preference for facials is probably what led her to Asset Management, where it's all about client service. ................
+19 Short answer: GPA is a really meaningful part of the first screen your resume undergoes, and it also has lasting impacts on your next three major applications (first buy-side job, MBA, and post-MBA buy-side job). APAE
+19 "Kenny_Powers_CFA" Some prompts if you feel like it:a) Best single piece of advice you've receivedi) About investing? Mr. Pink Money
+19 I can't speak specifically on mid to large funds but I've been in the lower mid to mid market space for a while and it will depend on the specific fund and where you are geographically (I feel like regardless of what you d Dingdong08
+19 This is a non political but economics response to your comment. Is this a joke... bh29
+19 My parents told me growing up that if I truly wanted to successfully financially I would have to fight harder than the rest. UTDFinanceGuy
+19 I have lived in Phila my entire life outside of my 4 years away for undergrad. I'll give you my view on these questions. adapt or die
+19 I feel you, man. Story of many of our lives. I'm always reluctant to post in the forums for the typical accusation that I'm selling what I do, but the fact is that I do what I do for exactly this reason. geoffblades
+19 100% agree. Probably why I haven't paid for a movie or song in ages. Liberals just don't get it. Real people, voting people, haven't seen their life improve, even though everyone sucks Obama off. Blank999
+19 "IlliniProgrammer" aspiringchimp:It doesn't change the fact that he's still a chump ripping on others for being 'just a con aspiringchimp
+19 I've had to deal with this a number of times, but the other way around, like our assistant fucks something up and the client is complaining to us, and since we own the relationship, we have to suck it up. thebrofessor
+19 This is a really bad idea. You should do everything you can to arrange sit downs ahead of time. There is no such thing as an inability to find leads ahead of time. Pay for LinkedIn premium and start firing away. BreakingOutOfPWM