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+11 You seem stable timetogetserious
+11 Amazes me that people here will drink 15 alcoholic drinks in one night every weekend into their 30s but then refuse a vaccine because “we don’t know the long-term consequences” Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+11 If you think BLM protests weren't "super-spreader" events, then you are either delusional or legally retarded sixshooter69
+11 If you don't wear a tuxedo it's an auto ding Anonymous Monkey
+11 I Hope I Never Work With Somebody Like You. George_Banker
+11 Bro you ain't just 21+, you're like almost 40. I feel weird dating people less than 21 as is. I'm genuinely curious about what you even talk about/have in common with a 19 year old Goya Beans
+11 Professional GME holder; it's a love/hate relationship Monty Burns
+11 Nothing better than taking the cling wrap off that pussy. This shit is chess, not checkers. Chuck Rhoades
+11 "Pump and Dump"My friend doesn’t have access to internet so I figured I’d ask for him. CRE
+11 I HATE POOR PEOPLE!!! DickFuld
+11 Yeezys all the way. No changing. Matrick
+11 Strong correlation between # of letters after your name and level of ahole-ness Fin123
+11 At Citi. The most lazy request I got from an associate was "no comments from me. please change the name of the file to xxxxx then send back to me". Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 My coworker's in-laws, who are first-generation immigrants with very little concept of finance, think he's a bank teller. He hasn't bothered to correct them. Prescott Moncrief lll
+11 this post is giving off some real beta energy Bankingboi
+11 All good stuff but: >first of all, if you are not white, you don't look like them - it's not racism, it's just human nature for people to PREFER to interact with ppl who are like them themightysanta
+11 everyone and their MD is coked tf out, which is good because I don't want to work alongside people who don't use drugs. I've personally been developing my tolerance since I was a freshman. Intern in IB - Gen
+11 wtf is a super target sloppysteve123
+11 "almost as worse" Kawhi Anthony Leonard
+11 Why on earth would you turn down your dream job in order to impress a faceless gatekeeper years into the future? MBAApply
+11 This link has all the links/dates for when almost all the banks open apps, and if you sign up for the email updates it will notify you when more apps open threeandthirty24
+11 "Prospect in IB - Gen" ...Not looking to get a repeat of that thread here... https://media0.giphy.com/media Corporate Raider
+11 Just say you had breathing problems? fvckthisbs69
+11 Classic NYU "values"where people give each other study materials with incorrect answers to sabotage their grades. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+11 I guess I’m the only one here who would prefer a partner with small chest rather than one with implants. I love boobs, but for me implants are a turn off. Intern in IB - Cov
+11 Penn State has an 8MM "Hedge" Fund for UGs. FinancelsWacc
+11 Hide your wife. Sage Kelly is over there Bullfighter12
+11 Consulting is lame, zero value add. You guys used to make group projects in school take forever because you would beat a dead horse (powerpoint) until the sun came up. Lester Diamond
+11 ya this summer we have casual Friday everyday and WFH it’s awesome Intern in IB - ECM
+11 He’s clearly looking for an heir to the throne of his empire and you need to assert dominance in order to show an alpha mentality worthy of his approval. Ask for his daughter’s Insta ASAP to show you don’t give a FUCK Associate 2 in Consulting
+11 There is absolutely nothing wrong with saying you work in finance or private equity. Real estate is an asset class/coverage area within finance, just as tech, healthcare, industrials, consumer retail, etc. Prospect in PE - Other
+11 you didn't answer the most important question. BobTheBaker
+11 Fuck the girl. Take that job. ehpir
+11 https://media0.giphy.com/media/acttIrNAHaoco/giphy.gif" alt="garbage" /> Jamie_Diamond
+11 BMO metals and mining. redbullzone
+11 When someone hates every business on the planet, you're bound to eventually come into agreement at some point. NoEquityResearch
+11 Fuck him for lying to you Intern in IB-M&A
+11 The salary isn't good for the hours. There are jobs where you get paid 75k for 40hrs a week. Whereas we get double that for double the hours. ebitda-d
+11 WallStreetOasis.com - lock this thread. OP needs to see a doctor, not internet trolls. CRE
+11 I mean you got the rainmakers that started their own banks—Ken Moelis, PJT, M Klein Intern in IB - Gen
+11 Yale by a million. Michigan places well because it has 30,000 students so obviously there's going to be some that land interviews and jobs. Intern in IB-M&A
+11 Lol no. Rutgers is not a semi-target bud Intern in IB-M&A
+11 I am still a prospect because I was immature and irresponsible (in case the behavior in my post didn't give that away) and I failed out of college the first time around. Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 Lehman Brothers = Seattle SuperSonics ....gone ShelbyCompanyLtd
+11 Right questions to choose your career path! RealEstate_88
+11 My MD married his factset technical support rep because they talked every night.. NOT JOKING Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+11 Been told I can seem "low energy". Remember, IB is a sales job. If the guy you're buying a car from is half asleep, you won't want it. Personally, I have a deep, monotone voice. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 8 hours a day? Why do you only work part time? FrkWhite
+11 "Synergy_or_Syzygy" I do over 100 informational interviews a year, easy. Weird flex but ok. JoeBloggs97
+11 Is the chip on your shoulder that heavy? browniverson
+11 wtf? brobby
+11 In Hoc Signo Vinces Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 Well done - just posting to get my 1500th banana and see if my status will switch to something else than King Kong. Disjoint
+11 Careful, every white person that grew up with 2 parents in a gated community have “depression” and “anxiety” 😂 Intern in Other
+11 as a sophomore the most important question is are you female, black, hispanic or LGBT? thekeyofgflat
+11 Pretty sure VENEZUELA is the right place to ask 6969
+11 sometimes this site produces good content. this is such a time. namlaera
+11 Not sure about associate/VP level but at the MD level try SE Asia YoungThuggaLaCroix
+11 Hmm that is so weird because when I meet guys and they say they are investment bankers I almost immediately suck their dicks.  Business School in IB-M&A
+11 yea had some idiot from my school get in into a BB (no experience, asshole person), he was only asked behavioral and got into it because he was "diversity" even though he was fully white (his mother was from Spain). Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 Apollo’s motto: Fucking you at all hours Apollo’s new motto: Same great fucking you at all hours, now with free caffeineTM Principal in PE - LBOs
+11 I don't know you, and I already fucking hate you. Hold this monkey shit. Goldmansak
+11 It's just 1 day. I like to mix it up.. Pizza had extra pepperoni.. Works at Bank of America Merrill Lynch
+11 Thread confirms the correlation between woke beliefs and mental illnesses. Liberalism confirmed for mental disease. Now, for the cure... neink
+11 Oh yeah??? Well my dad is hide and seek champion of the world. 22 years and still haven’t been found. 22 years of endless fun. Summer Associate in IB - Gen
+11 As a black man, when I hear the diversity line and see the same people in every picture, that’s my queue to roll out. Especially, if I see the same black person in damn near every picture, but different white people. DollarSign T
+11 It's funny you say that because I know white people on this forum love to complain about being white even though there's an entire race of male kids who have it 1000x worse. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 Can't wait to see kids in 2 years time coming on WSO asking if BofA is a BB Pan European Monkey
+11 What I’m basically hearing is that you realize republicans can only win if less people vote. IB_nontarget
+11 obvious troll Baandar
+11 Are you sure you're an Analyst 2? Yes, it goes to them. Who else could it possibly go to? If you own something and sell it then voila, the money from the sale is yours. Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 The sheer quantity of morons on wso is appalling "Herd immunity" is just complete failure dealing with disease and let's name it sometime cool as if the nonexistent plan worked Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+11 As a liberal, I don't care what you say about politics at work as long as you're transgendered. thurnis haley
+11 after being rejected so many times, I’m actually afraid of getting an offer Business School in CorpFin
+11 be black, go to exeter, be the son of a donor. The usual Intern in IB - Gen
+11 thebrofessor truly living up to his name I'm actually a squirrel
+11 Bro, just smoke at your desk. Establish dominance early. Jeff Skilling
+11 Alright, jeez it's my body but whatever. I quit cold turkey as of 30 min ago. Wish me luck.  Anonymous Monkey
+11 As a VP, this was always my concern with WFH.   Devils Advocate
+11 My hobbies include making powerpoint presentations, excel models, buyers logs, and correcting my associates mistakes, so I think I have that front covered. ContemplatingBanker
+11 The girls who can’t afford to live in the city and let any semi attractive guy have fun with them Intern in IB - Gen
+11 It depends.  I've moved banks a few times. Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+11 Would anyone be interested in starting a Christian support/small group for finance professionals?  Leveraged Lobster
+11 In a similar boat myself, thanks for this. I pray and hope that you can continue to do the Lord's work even in this industry. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 To quit my job would suggest that whatever is going to finish me off has won and I will be damned if accepting defeat is one of my last acts. Burn out rather than fade away and all that. TripleDown
+11 Tad hypocritical, no? Intern in IB-M&A
+11 I found the boomer Intern in IB-M&A
+11 Obsess over getting into top school Obsess over getting job on Wall St Obsess over getting into PE Obsess into getting promoted from there Obsess over next opportunity, net worth, BillMurray
+11 real estate is mostly over, we are all moving to the forest after this cycle. MonopolyMoney
+11 What's it like to be this insecure? Can you do an AMA? zanderman
+11 deleted aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
+11 I had a buddy use this one in an interview: A Pirate walks in a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender notices something peculiar about the pirate and can't hold in his curiosity. Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 pronounced: EBIT - Dee - Ayy JustAnEconMajor
+11 Posted anonymously. The irony. LeonTree
+11 Ask her what your interests are? Who you BE with? Things to make you smile...what numbers to dial? You gone work there for awhile? dutchduke
+11 Seconding what VP in IB-M&A said. Research Analyst in PE - Other
+11 What the fuck is HYPLMNOP...... anabananaboat
+11 Just get some time on the job and the feeling of emptiness will go away.  You'll be able to feel nothing at all in no time.  Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
+11 Also a UChicago alum- you were probably just a bad candidate lol. Unless you are an international or something, everyone gets offers here including people with a ~3.2 GPA. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+11 What the fuck, who does that shit? I would keep your head up and continue recruiting for full-time. Remember, your career is not defined by your first job, so keep at it. Prospect in IB - Cov