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+11 If ANY investment banking analyst has to read one thing, its the above. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 The reason you feel drowned with left-field questions that are "on point" is that fundamentally the job of an investment bank is to sell a Company, not diligence it. throwawaybadabing
+11 Simple, I have something to prove. I moved to the US at 15 with a bare understanding of the higher-ed system, career avenues, or even societal norms. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 I’m in the HF space, so similar but different. We waited until we were senior enough in our roles where we could mostly set our own schedules. Investment Manager in HF - Other
+11 I've seen alot of these posts over the last 18 months and firms are starting to try and slow churn and have better work life balances. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+11 That’s rough. Surprised it was escalated as far as it was, but an important lesson about working in a corporate environment I guess. What you said is pretty inappropriate to be honest. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 POV: the kid you hired said he worked for the YMCA scarlet78data
+11 I assume you are a guggenheim intern - you guys are always the one trying to group guggenheim in with pwp lmfao throwaway6969696
+11 say you volunteered and your only 'supervisor' there has since passed then create an obituary and fb profiles for the bereaved family members Turd-Ferguson
+11 LMAO. Just checked your history and found series of shit posts. Bro, in case you don't have anyone close to you that has told you: you and your kind are the reason this platform has a bad name. BankerwithaFro
+11 you mad bro Research Analyst in HF - Other
+11 Yes, it's definitely possible to be both. Personally, I'm Pro-"Make Up Your Own Mind And Do What You Want" on the vaccine because it's your choice and your health. Frieds
+11 Pretty good descriptor for the majority of people that post here these days, which seems to more and more be comprised of sexually frustrated 20 year olds who find comfort in the rhetoric of certain demagogues who tell the gufmo
+11 The classic "end of internship" post. IBplz78
+11 Well fuck you buddy. I know 7 babies, 13 D-1 athletes, 29 fitness models and 1 dog that’s died of COVID. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+11 Blow them standing. iercurenc
+11 Good god almighty. The days of consultants having delusions of grandeur from their $90k salaries have finally ended.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 I have physicians in my family and many of their vaccinated colleagues have caught Covid recently. VP in IB-M&A
+11 Didn’t apply to UVA. Didn’t have aspirations of working for carmax. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 she’s probably the one who posted that stupid “i love investment banking thread” that’s up right now Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 So your concern is that it isn't easy to make as much money in a lower interest rate and higher competition environment?  Welcome to every other business, ever.  People pile in, yields drop.  If you want to Ozymandia
+11 "I don't think Centerview actually exists." Centerview is simply an idea, or dare I say, a manifestation of one's own mind. [email protected]
+11 kellycriterion I believe that Drumpfy erred in using Florida as the poster child for current day COVID recklessness. I quit this site because of censorship
+11 So there's a chance we'll get social security now? randomguy97
+11 Most things you care about aren't worth defending to people. Five Star Man
+11 how big is his weiner Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 THANK YOU GS13 HuskySized
+11 "no hope" damn bruh Nightman Cometh
+11 BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK low eq watchdog
+11 Cure the cancer in your own heart and no one can reject you. Sheikh Abu Muhammad Mithli Aljins Qadib Dakhm
+11 You play a lot of poker. Dick Steele
+11 Feel sort of like crap reading this because that was my exact mindset when I started. Fast forward 1 year and I moved in with my GF and I'm spending like crazy.  Need to go back to my roots Analyst 1 in S&T - Equities
+11 Maybe this is not widely known here, but there's public survey data available on comp from Associate through to Director for basically all banks. anonymousmidlevel
+11 Comic Sans maineiac42
+11 Solid input from the incoming Guggenheim analyst. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 While you're waiting, do yourself a favor and go outside. FearTheTree
+11 Pro tip: never chase after girls. Make yourself desireable for girls so they chase you (by working out, looking good, making good income, having interesting hobbies).    Pizz
+11 Just because you're not hanging off Trump's ballsack doesn't mean you're a communist who hates capitalism. More capitalists are center of the aisle than on the right or on the left. Billion with a B
+11 Off White is " GARBAGE " 6969
+11 *Weinberg @ EVR preparing to send another book* Works at Evercore
+11 Wear pants in case they ask you to stand up. Intern in IB - Cov
+11 never really thought about the fact thats how women can feel all the time in banking and engineering SFBanker123
+11 Another thread by a single guy making 65K who doesn't know what community property. Fun fun GoldenCinderblock
+11 I'm in industrial because I'm too lazy to model more than 2 tenants.  BenDover187
+11 Unless you're trying to get into the diversity programs ;) packmate
+11 https://www.forbes.com/sites/jon Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+11 Ya it is encouraging for all of us who aren’t 4.0 ivy kids with dads in the business. Honestly fuck those kids. I’d put myself up against any of those kids NA in IB-M&A
+11 here for the comment section, popcorn ready lenbias7
+11 your parents are retarded Benjamin Honey Graham
+11 Very group dependent but I’d rank: AnUndergraduateStudent
+11 If I had been born exactly 100 years prior, I would have, foolishly, but undoubtely, joined all those cheering school boys, students, tradesmen and farmers in their flower-crowned march to the death in some bloody fucking BigKahunaBanker🏄🍹🍔
+11 I think we should lower salaries to get rid of the pussies  SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
+11 People that are obsessed with prestige lack personality. tackytech
+11 When I was studying abroad, I hiked to the top of Arthur's Seat overlooking Edinburgh, Scottland. I sat up there for 3 hours watching the sun set and it made me really appreciate how beautiful life can be. frnzs95
+11 it’s a three step process... Step 1: Be a family with a lot of money Step 2: Open up offices internationally Step 3: Be an International Family Office check back when you achieve Step 1 Developer in RE - Comm
+11 For future reference you're supposed to take control of the situation and not break eye contact. Then it goes from "I got caught jerking off" to "you stood there and watched me jerk off." Hugh Myron
+11 Live-in property manager at a senior living facility. Highly coveted job Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+11 You can't buy back time. Decide what you want to do and pursue it like you mean it. Understand life is unfair and difficult - but no one cares about your problems more than you do. Not just in work, but in all things. TorontoMonkey1328
+11 No but I trust you to be a fuckin idiot Prospect in IB - Cov
+11 You guys know you can bookmark posts right? fuck_cyril_figgis
+11 Are you this man's fucking court jester? Walk out of that role immediately if you aspire to respect yourself. This is called a shit test. GoldenCinderblock
+11 Not even a question.  Clueless much better guy to work for than hardo.   LinnaeusMaximus
+11 Come here to get your wedgie, nerd! Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+11 Harvard at 6 lol what a joke. US news deserves to be #cancelled after this famejranc
+11 dab pen to chill after work Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Pics or gtfo.  And don't come back with pics of the guys. VP in IB - Gen
+11 Bottles and Models? tdr34
+11 There was just no need for you to call RBC/HSBC "BBs" DistressedBender
+11 How do bankers wipe their ass? Can someone tell me what's considered the most acceptable way in the banking/finance world? MarketParticipant
+11 No shit there are enough people trying to be an associate - you didn't address his issue at all. He's clearly not ungrateful for his position lol take your incel ass somewhere else LMFAO VP in IB - Gen
+11 I wouldn't overanalyze it - I think BCG is extremely limiting their full time hiring. I was pretty sure I would get an interview - Ivy target, 3.9+, senior referral, and still got rejected. NA in IB-M&A
+11 10 bananas and I’ll start a 2030 thread Ibank2020
+11 hi matt Intern in IB - Gen
+11 sad that you care this much... maybe if you tried this hard at recruiting you could have gotten an offer at RBC as opposed to your shit bank that doesn't compete! RBC IS THE BEST BANK IN THE WORLD Intern in IB - Cov
+11 Bro sick set up, but you're definitely going to need some sleds. They'll make you look like a true hardo at super days. They will also increase your hardo level by 300 basis points. Unconventional Drilling
+11 idk why but when I read the title I thought OP was talking about picking up MILFs from the target schools LOL. Intern in IB-M&A
+11 after my computer crashed, deleting hours upon hours of work, I grabbed the stapler on my desk and threw it as hard as possible at the cleaning lady. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 You're telling me that these banks pay you $100k a year to re-arrange powerpoint slides? Intern in IB-M&A
+11 Based on this thread it's clear, at least to me, that most of them feel it's the woman's responsibility to make the relationship work. ArcherVice
+11 Convinced you're a robot. And for love of god please stop formatting your posts like some LinkedIn life coach. tengleha
+11 I like your thinking. Just make sure to leave the high-tax politics of the place you're leaving in that place. NorthStarOne
+11 Michael burry has entered the chat leonardo dicaprisun
+11 I hate dressing up but we humble bankers need a way to differentiate ourselves from the peasant plebeians that crawl this earth Jamie_Diamond
+11 The guy went through 5 rounds and was told he was in the running. Give the guy specific items he can work on for the next interview as opposed to crushing a kid's dream with a one sentence remark. JuicyJuice
+11 Add ‘Incoming Summer Analyst’ to your LinkedIn. HardessGal
+11 let me guess, dartmouth sent you an email asking you to apply to millennium.  don't worry, everyone got sent that spam. "asked" lol Prospect in CorpDev
+11 >yikers This pic is you Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+11 Netflix did a really great job on this. Most people around me become F1 enthusiasts because of the TV show. EBITDoz
+11 I agree with the crypto investment, I actually did this same thing back in the spring with my entire net worth and am up close to 100k. But putting it in a penny stock or random token is retarded. famejranc
+11 Always the same rote argument: if you don't like it then leave; never try to improve the culture or have a dialogue, just leave. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 Are you illiterate bro? He is impress for this post. Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 Both can be true at the same time. There’s no reason to play your accomplishment down considering that if you were actually incompetent for the job - you wouldn’t be successful during your 2(+) year stint. liquidiot
+11 Phizzurp TheDebtStar
+11 Nah, you're fine and can interview again. Don't worry about it. browniverson
+11 Milton Friedchickenman Race and/or Diversity Rant #69 Rush2112
+11 Congratz to all that got offers, hope you will enjoy your roles, to those that have not secured offers yet, hope you find your path.  Pan European Monkey
+11 Lol okay “prospect” thank you for your uninformed insight Banking Sucks Guys
+11 Hoping like hell Harvard loses this. Fuck AA BBDreamin
+11 Is she hot? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 "MonopolyMoney" Donald Trump He was asking about billionaires, not people who simply claim to be CRE