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+11 Given your activity on this site, I would disagree with that last part Kawhi Anthony Leonard
+11 These guys trying to LBO the S&P 500 hsclown
+11 id look into selling cocaine in midtown to start the networking process with bankers Intern in IB - Gen
+11 OP is several standard deviations above the mean “for what he deserves” and has been incredibly lucky in life. A 2.9 GPA means you’re lazy and/or weak. 6969
+11 Merrill Lynch Pan European Monkey
+11 LOOOOOOOOL that fucking quote. amazing. God bless the media and investment banking. Intern in IB-M&A
+11 Macs are recommended if you are a hipster, college girl, in graphic design or just need to waste money. Big4please
+11 don't know don't care plus you're being a little bitch Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 One of the most entitled and ignorant posts I’ve seen on WSO. Coming from a target student BreakdaBank
+11 Sitting at home jerking off to Dick Fuld's congressional hearing. jewintoronto
+11 Imagine being this bitter about someone else's success Thomas Pynchon
+11 Our healthcare system sucks. Millions of people can’t afford healthcare. What good is a system of great hospitals and doctors when only the wealthy can afford to pay for services. financeabc
+11 Anonymous Monkey
+11 Wow, why are you throwing monkey shit at the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? Move to North Korea if you don't like it here! 6969
+11 Say "I'm insecure but I make a lot of money" kayz08
+11 "BobTheBaker" Another tap dancing thread. Smh. Edit: I didn't even see your username - I don't believe you're black. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 When I was desperately trying to break into the industry, get coffee, land a phone call, make a friend, or talk to the guy so he could help me out, and gave him my cell so we could talk. GridironCEO
+11 What I notice is contrary to what you say. I find it to be right-wing Americans who can't stop talking about how they hate the left. Kassad
+11 "GetInMyBelly" Idk if she can or will. dude if she can't come up with 50% rent, she is a freeloader Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+11 OP - @Red627" tried PM'ing you. I have a dog myself and know you're going through a lot right now. Will pay for dog medication + food Associate 2 in HF - EquityHedge
+11 She is not dumb or a moron. She's disingenuous. HighlyClevered
+11 Why IB? Why MS? twister118
+11 Correct, that will be your first-year all in Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 Sir this is a Wendy's ShowMeDaMoney
+11 you guys have this tired ass conversation literally every week on here. Prospect in Other
+11 My first Job on my LinkedIn is my summer job in high school where I worked night shift assembling parts in a factory. Is it meaningful for my current job? No. SVTX
+11 There's no magic cure to sleep deprivation. Sleep more (5/10 min naps several times throughout the day), drink more water, eat less carbs, do drugs. Prospect in IB - Gen
+11 No banker wants a college kid to pay for their coffee. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 Hi! There will be interviews then offers handed out. Hope this helps! ballin3201
+11 What's your GF's instagram handle? Porters6thForce
+11 for the love of god take out the bright network shit, you will be auto dinged when HR sees that crap covering half your CV use WSO format to help fill up the space & maybe 11 font Intern in Other
+11 300k+ COVID cases and it's business as usual in Texas anon7991
+11 Doing 1000 crunches 6969
+11 it’s like Mrs.Dow Jones wrote this show only based off of what shes seen through finmeme accounts Anonymous Monkey
+11 Less common in banking / finance. More common with philanthropic Boards / other industries. Managing Director in IB - Cov
+11 "apricots"This is a joke. Developer in RE - Comm
+11 With this attitude, you are set to fail so I would advise against going into IB. It is obvious you wont work hard and already set on your "inheritance". Sad to read "lol" nori90
+11 I went out with a fat chick for 6 months because she helped me land an internship at her uncle's PE shop haitiantrannylover
+11 Long-term, doing work you enjoy will lead to higher pay. m_1
+11 This is a troll post, yeah? How could anyone on this forum possibly answer this. gufmo
+11 did he see you naked on a zoom call? consluttant
+11 https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif" alt="wrong" /> CRE
+11 Comprehensive Ranking of Target Schools: 1. HSW 1a. YP 2. MIT, Uchicago, rest of the Ivies 3. UVA, UMich, Berkeley . . . 63. IU Kelley . . . Dead Fucking Last: Whatever school OP attends Prospect in IB - Gen
+11 What do you get out of her getting her offer revoked and meeting her downfall? gavin_volure
+11 BA in public policy at toronto new hire at canadian bank jesus christ why are you digging yourself into a deeper hole seems like a demonstrated pattern of stupidity Intern in IB-M&A
+11 10 years and you still make less than me in my first Jamie_Diamond
+11 what's the alternative? corporate = pushing around paper to justify your job at a business that's been on autopilot for 15-100+ years princepieman
+11 I'd punch my boss in the face if I found out my girlfriend spent money on a vacation to Cleveland.,,, Come for the chili, stay for the despair TopChedder
+11 PF Adj Marketing Age Pan European Monkey
+11 One guy at my previous firm texted "pornhub.com" on the skype chat during the status call of the whole division (200+ ppl). After 2 minutes he just added "I'm sorry :(". He was working from home that day. theIBRAAR
+11 That's fucking bullshit. Everybody can be racist. I am Asian and some of the biggest racists are other Asians. There are many Asian parents would disown their children if they marry a black person. Go back to Huffpost. Anonymous Monkey
+11 Have they tried drinking bleach and injecting UV lights under their skin? Asking for an orange friend. earthwalker7
+11 Yeah maybe if you include every single optional meeting you nerd Summer Associate in ER
+11 thomas gottstein Prospect in IB - Gen
+11 Just signed up for the free lifetime membership for http://www.letspartnerinstead.tk/</a">Memofi. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+11 When you start to get tired. Remember one thing. China wants to eat your lunch. World-Domination
+11 I would take that recent anti-PJT thread with a sack of salt. Became clear that it was written by a rejected candidate who was super bitter and just whined about his victimization and trashed PJT. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 look at all these anons. this place is like chump reddit now GoldenCinderblock
+11 Besides what others have advised, see the bright side: Jacoby n Myers
+11 1 for attention to attitude. Having a good attitude is huge. Wish people at Evercore understood that. Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+11 lol you're gonna have a bad time. You got asked what your bandwidth was? Pro tip: usually no ones gives a sht so if they ask, that's pretty good. Also, you got the full please. juniormistmaker
+11 don't worry, you only got MS because you called out the far-right's visual bible: Fox News Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+11 Just go up to women and say "How much?" This will weed out the decent ones and leave you with prostitutes (which is likely what you'd be most comfortable with it sounds like). Big4please
+11 Is your grandma taking external capital? Need to park my $$ somewhere TheNotoriousFIG
+11 Don't worry chief -- you probably won't get the offer and then you won't have to worry about the answer to sucha stupid question. Intern in IB-M&A
+11 Throwing a guess out here, UChicago? WSO_Cubes
+11 so is the goal here to source material from us to then have us pay to access? Unimportant Analyst
+11 IRS has entered the chat buggylovesfinance
+11 I wonder how this turned out... Anonymous Monkey
+11 If you follow me closely, I was a troll but I am trying to be abetter person so I can show otehrs that you aren't always born a troll. You can change. Richard.3
+11 Why do you cucks have to shit on people for something as small as city tier? Who cares if he thinks Boston is tier 1 regardless of whether or not it is. Shut up. Intern in IB - Gen
+11 It’s funny when non-minority people get so annoyed when there’s diversity like “when’s white male day”? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 i find it very strange to read reasonable takes from someone with a history of dispensing extremely wild, shitty takes consluttant
+11 You need to be 18 years old to open a Robinhood account sorry KREBSCYCLEOMG
+11 Get yoked Get drunk Slam hotties Don't go greek "Thirsty Thursdays" If you are concerned with half the shit above in the prior lists, you are not having enough fun i yeahright
+11 "Here’s the thing. I know being a cop is hard. I know that shit’s dangerous. I know it is, okay? But some jobs can’t have bad apples. Some jobs, everybody gotta be good. Like … pilots. LDNFinance
+11 shoutout to all the liberal ivy league guys not knowing how to respond to this because they can't tell if it's real or not and don't wanna risk being politically incorrect Intern in IB - Cov
+11 Doesn’t matter you wont get a job there Can we please piss off with these threads Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+11 SIMP WSO MODS, arrest this SIMP Senior Consultant in Consulting
+11 you were in a coffee chat with a male associate, where did the lady come into picture? Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 I would say yes, but I have doubts after all the “What’s a good target middle school?” threads. BillMurray
+11 This one time a girl at a party asked me if I wanted to go out to her car to smoke and I was like I don’t smoke. She definitely wanted to hook up and I have no idea why I didn’t pick up on it. sl55amg
+11 Hardos are the worst. I can picture it now... Traditional X firm vs. Y firm debates: ChuckieSullivan
+11 Bro. Do some fucking legwork and use the search bar or look on Google. Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+11 Clearly you don't agree, and thats cool. I genuinely would love to know how my post upset you this much though. I was just sharing my opinion. frozen assets
+11 Yeah, from the looks of this email you guys recruit fantastic mid level bankers! Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+11 yeah everyone knows how prone buffet is to making rash decisions in order to boost short term stock price xxxTaxation
+11 Assume you're referencing the people who just put "Analyst at Goldman Sachs" on their LinkedIn? I would agree that this is misleading and intentionally vague. IBplz78
+11 I keep a midget in a gimp suit locked up at my place Intern in IB - Cov
+11 Yep. Also stopped reading as soon as I saw "3 months." Not only doesn't OP know her well enough, he's a senior in college. He barely knows himself. HighlyClevered
+11 RIP Pop Smoke Frisbee
+11 Just don't wear your DSA rose in the office you fucking libtard 6969
+11 Do you know what the word bigotry means or were you just kind of winging it and hoping for the best? LeveredBetaBoy
+11 A lot of the ladies have lost their jobs (art galleries, fashion, yoga instructors, acting or whatever the fuck) and are moving back to Florida or Ohio or wherever the hell they deemed too small for their amazing selves. KREBSCYCLEOMG
+11 I've definitely lived in the Southeast long enough now that my first reaction was "Who the fuck thinks that Chick-fil-A isn't a profitable organization? That company makes billions every year." CRE
+11 Billions sucks. It’s uninspired fodder for non-target IBD fanboys to get them feeling PUMPED as they read through the CFA exam topics list and mass apply to job postings on LinkedIn. KREBSCYCLEOMG
+11 graduated tacops member chiming in. How did this actually become a thread? Research Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+11 Because I’m cute. DinhoGaucho
+11 Hey chad, I know you aren't the original poster, but here is a case study I have from the Related Companies from a while back. http://imgur.com/a/W1HFd Noskyhigh
+11 Stop counting others pockets. How does that affect you? A O