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+11 Be grateful you still have an internship lol. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 The UBS guy is usually the one I want to work with. The one that doesn’t give too much of a shit, doesnt use linkedin that much or went to any networking events and is not a hardo/try hard. Betamaniac11
+11 you mean paulo dybala? Intern in IB-M&A
+11 Work at RBC. Everyone is very civil to each other, oddly friendly almost. Being a d-bag or even raising your voice in anger would make you stick out negatively in most groups. Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+11 This is the worst AMA. MidtownParkAve
+11 to be clear, most traders are math majors from ivy league schools. Doesn't strike me as a particularly hard partying crowd VP in PE - LBOs
+11 If you’re looking at analyst PE exits: M&A is MS Sponsors is BofA or CS HC is JPM TMT is GS Prospect in IB - Gen
+11 Waste of your time - most banks will pay for you to take it when you start FT and it isn't required at an intern level. You'd be better off learning python, networking, studying technicals, or studying for the CFA. Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+11 Gates has been funding vaccine research for a long time. This pandemic is literally his wet dream. Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+11 It's okay at best. And you don't really "fuck with hip-hop" if a Drake mixtape has you this hyped. BobTheBaker
+11 "accidental first year at moelis" has got to be top line of the month at least Intern in IB-M&A
+11 OP please post again in the future to tell us which bank you are working for, so that I can short it. neink
+11 if you want to have your name associated with your own sweatshop, just start a t-shirt factory in Vietnam or something 6969
+11 I love how you prefaced this with "except for the comp sci etc jobs" . Yeah, except for the jobs that actually require an ounce of brainpower, then congrats! You're the creme de la creme, champ User45
+11 No, your comment is false. Interns have confirmed this already. anabananaboat
+11 Elizabeth Warren took all of their spots. Analyst 1 in CB
+11 Ofc my G even threw in a "like Citi and Moelis have" after Intern in IB - ECM
+11 From what I’ve seen, WF has a pretty lean class. Was told by some people at the firm that number of spots for summer analysts equals the number of spots for full time. Intern in _none
+11 Jesus... are other MMs next like RBC? Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+11 I thought the OP asked about BBs Intern in PE - Other
+11 People who call football "soccer" are gay. JamesDimon
+11 I was waiting until some others called you out for how ridiculous this take is to make sure I was reading this correctly. Intern in IB - Cov
+11 Top BB (think GS, MS, JPM, RBC) eschplode
+11 I think people on this forum discount the value of leaving undergrad with no debt. ChasingTheBag
+11 Oversharing about your "journey" is the worst part of both entrepreneurial and social media influencer culture. CRE
+11 what's that in the sky? a bird? nope, just another greedy fool on WSO Intern in IB - Cov
+11 DB was a BB Intern in IB-M&A
+11 Lol this was a turn of events I was not expecting Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+11 Thanks, Mr. "What does RX mean". Very helpful insights! Prospect in S&T - Equities
+11 Dude you’re given a full time offer from a top tier boutique that most people on this site would take in a heartbeat. Prospect in IB - DCM
+11 Very meaningful survey. The incoming SA class seems to be a collection of stupids Intern in IB-M&A
+11 *do. cmon bro u don't deserve an automatic ft offer with that attention to detail Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+11 Spoken like a true intern. Invalid_CREdentials
+11 See if MIT has any janitorial roles available. Maybe you'll find some unfinished problems on the math department chalk boards stimulating enough for you. HighlyClevered
+11 Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+11 Global economy collapsed because one fucktard ate a bat. 2and20
+11 Good school, high gpa, relevant experience...of course it’s worth recruiting. Get out there bud, you can do it. Prospect in Other
+11 Look, if you see the industry as a 'boys club' you're putting yourself at a disadvantage. Aspiringwearerofdealsleds
+11 Well you will absolutely "get crushed" for sure Principal in PE - LBOs
+11 An intern left after-work drinks with a 35yo credit analyst An analyst was bitched out because "the numbers look way too small" by an MD who didn't understand what scientific notation is sl55amg
+11 My first recommendation would be learning some basic math. "360 turn" summerinternforlife
+11 Trump, it’s a idiotic move to give power to a socialist and then just hope none of the policies go into affect. Most people hating on trump are blind, emotional. DOW30k
+11 Being smart enough to use the search function on a forum about hedge funds to review the answers to the other half dozen thread topics identical to this one is a start. Analyst 2 in CorpDev
+11 She looks like she was frequently a dare in college The Pharma Guy
+11 If you don't get any bonus, then it's the MD who seems to have caught the lucky break, not you. earthwalker7
+11 I always keep a bottle in my purse! TippyTop11
+11 cringes Intern in IB - Gen
+11 Every day of my life since graduating college I have been more tired than the day before. It's like I wake up and, on any given day you see me, that's the most tired I've ever been in my life. MonkeyWrench
+11 5th year senior of my fraternity to full time crypto investment expert with hundreds of Instagram followers. Dude had like a 2.4 and no internships but somehow landed a job as a day trader. MonopolyMoney
+11 oh nice. which c-suite role were you born into? IRRection
+11 Maybe they pick out of a hat Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 None. Saw a post the other day that said "Extremely excited and hubled to announce that this upcoming semester I will be acting as executive treasurer for ___ sorority". Was very close to deleting my account rezjopls
+11 “THE FEARLESS GIRL STATUE is pretty hot” — Jeffrey Epstein 6969
+11 if u slept with my mom that’d make you HIV POSITIVE 6969
+11 please don't do this sincerely, sophomore with BB ib offer that did nothing except drugs the summer before college with no regrets SophBB
+11 "Associate 1 in PE - LBOs" failing to get approval from compliance for something (having an affair, joining a board of a company, QuiltEmerson
+11 why shit in the toilet when there's a perfectly good street corner in SAN FRANCISCO 6969
+11 I'm pretty sure she wanted something else from you, and the "no problem" thing was just an excuse to call you into her office. Way to blow your opportunity to advance Lizard Brain
+11 She's an insecure asshole. Just take it, be glad it is an internship and not a long-term thing, and move on. BobTheBaker
+11 Tobin & Co will become an EB - no doubt in the my mind. The Pharma Guy
+11 Cool story bro browniverson
+11 DEPORT CANADIANS AND MEXICANS 6969
+11 I got a full ride. Sometimes you have to pay it forward. Whatever1984
+11 "Dedicating all your time to joining the community of the smartest individuals and gaining experience that only a special few get to receive? Or do you work on becoming "your own boss?" GoldenCinderblock
+11 you should try google before you ask stupid shit like this browniverson
+11 Definitely, AI is sneaky though. The other day I asked Siri to manage my portfolio, and she tilted it to 100% Apple stock. I found that a little suspicious... Going Concern
+11 I was on my phone the other day, and I heard an old guy make a comment. "Kids these days waste all day on their phones playing pointless games." I turned around and said. "Is that so? heister
+11 I quit because I’d rather be broke than work in a job that wasn’t prestige BillMurray
+11 Nowhere near as many as I buy :/ CRE
+11 Elizabeth Warren FinBroAnonymous
+11 My dear Watson, if you feel "Thanksgiving in this industry sucks" and "thanksgiving" is not the item that sucks, perhaps you have subconsciously arrived at another conclusion... Associate 2 in CorpDev
+11 Bloomies gonna get skullfucked. A short Jewish man with a nanny complex has no appeal outside of NYC let alone the party that hates "Old, White men". Shrek2OnDVD
+11 99% of people don’t give a shit about any of this. thurnis haley
+11 . FiredFedChairman
+11 I end every interview with the following. "What is my name?" You will be shocked by how many people miss this. steven23234
+11 No idea how people can make sense of suburban office and urban apartment development these days. Construction costs make no sense lmao. People doing deals for fees and LPs and lenders are lying to themselves. larry david
+11 I always just reply "Sounds good!" even if it doesn't sound good Dolphins Are Cool
+11 Joke´s on you, I have both friends and money. But seriously, get a dog. Get. A. Dog. _0w0_
+11 Hi, I have a 3.3 at a semi-target with finance experience at the local bakery. What are my chances of getting a superday????? baseball1832
+11 Yeah but you have to be a hired assassin for US business interests. Just do triathlons or something if you want that. coreytrevor
+11 https://media3.giphy.com/media/EvmFsZM7XanHW/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="cream wu-tang" /> Synergy_or_Syzygy
+11 Can someone explain why this is a dumb move please Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Made an error in my analysis that discounted the value of the U.S. solar energy company by $400 million ComplacentCareerStudent
+11 ordered a salad for seamless.. what a waste of an order anonymnous
+11 Sounds like someone couldn't land an internship... B A N K E R B O Y S
+11 I suggest aiming lower. Marginal utility from $100mm to $1.0bn is essentially zero. noncents
+11 Whatever you do, make sure you start visiting hr and document that a superior is making advances and you feel it might get uncomfortable. Don't mention specifics. WalMartShopper
+11 Pls fix per below thx Put on your Ray Bans Put in your Air Pods Look Out the Window Keep your mouth shut. The. End. HCCRE02
+11 "Intern in Prop Trading " - **some of my guy friends **. Hey look I found your bullpen. Pick one justphresh
+11 go to Walmart when you need a self esteem boost. Anonymous Monkey
+11 SB if you're libertarian 6969
+11 in lieu of SBs I'll accept a PM with her instagram handle :) thebrofessor
+11 Hahaha fucking fire day on this website, is this site gonna become the new yahoo answers Skyywalker
+11 "EliteStudent11" How To Let Girls Know You’re Rich Without Being A Douche First thing you're going to want to do is get an Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+11 BCG interview offer on Friday Aug. 9 at 10:55am EDT. Interview to be held in Boston on Aug. 23. Applied to Philadelphia as first choice. CT2018
+11 You do know how rounding up works right? A 0.1 doesn't round up to a 1. A 0.5 can, a 0.49 can't. You want to round up a 0.01 to a 0.1 you are crazy. basicallymonky
+11 "My nips are clamped the fuck up right now" --My VP whenever he's busy. Anonymous Monkey
+11 I love dealing with that type of person. Just keep drip feeding them false information,; this will result in one of two things: 1. They start to believe you and cock things up all by themselves or 2. TripleDown
+11 Also - fuck your username Woolymammoth1
+11 "Pmc2ghy" It's ridiculous, but I don't have an answer. Of course you don't, you white-privileged cis scum. Layne Staley