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+11 The name should have been a giveaway. Sounds like "Prestige Worldwide" CRE
+11 I tell them I am doing God's work. kyleluck
+11 No Status Banker
+11 Half a million rupees maybe Zemaitis32
+11 Would you rather be the QB or the water boy? Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Snipping tool shortcut: Win+Shft+S Fuhnance is WACC
+11 Didn’t realise I was on tumblr. Leon Dragonov
+11 Brazzers Sunshine Funshine
+11 Take this to the Trading Forum, where it belongs. No automation ‘round these parts. wwhl
+11 "Pump and Dump" Wait that's weird? I've literally NEVER taken a dump in a public bathroom, lol. CRE
+11 JIAN YANG!!!!!!!!!! San Ford
+11 Clear liquor and mixed girls with fat asses. Also clothes. Spend so much on trendy and nice clothes because I'm into fashion way more than my actual career. Jake Paul
+11 Those Democrats sure do a great job lifting their voters out of poverty in inner cities. Detroit, Newark, St. Louis are flooded with prosperity. mbahopeful88
+11 You're badass xgozax. Keep hiding behind your keyboard. Brohanson
+11 "Carl Van Loon" PSA: Most Allen Edmonds are no longer made in the USA... The Veronas however, are still made in Italy. DickFuld
+11 I came to this thread hoping to learn something about accounting and/or transaction dynamics. My hopes were abruptly destroyed. Esuric
+11 Saw one that used Columbia as his headlining education after receiving an online single course certificate. He also listed ones from Harvard and MIT, and his only completed degree was a high school diploma. WidespreadPanic90
+11 Can anyone shed some light on the analyst program here? I've been very interested in applying American Express Card
+11 Because most people that get into IB are risk averse and uptight people that arent innovative enough to come up with an idea for a startup Sunshine Funshine
+11 Hands down Tobin & Company, they have stellar exit opps that make the Analyst program more than worthwhile kobebeaf
+11 Brings a tear of joy to my eye every day how much Trump is draining the swamp. This swamp drainage is absolutely a thing of beauty. thurnis haley
+11 Oh so close! Zapp's is my number 1 but I'll be damned if Lay's aren't a close 2nd. PM me your resume anyways. GreenspanAndHam
+11 Notwithstanding the foregoing, Sponsor shall have a continuous Right of First Refusal (the "ROFR") to deliver non-lubricated penetration of the Limited Partners, provided that Sponsor indicates an intent to elect the ROFR Ricky Rosay
+11 Teach English in Japan https://media2.giphy.com/media/12msOFU8oL1eww/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="haha" /> Jamie_Diamond
+11 0 euroquaker
+11 "BatemanBatemanBateman" statistically sartistically* you mean Pug
+11 Do you only want to make this for IB and FO or can BO also participate? Anonymous Monkey
+11 Guessing you are this "boy." dickiegreenleaf
+11 Um probably zero since you're still in college FrkWhite
+11 Where’s @TNA" to defend his daddy through this latest bout of nine-dimensional chess? Been awfully quiet since Dems took the House. Alt-Ctr-Left
+11 At this rate soon fetuses are gonna update their LinkedIn titles to "Incoming Investment Banking Summer Analyst" I'm actually a squirrel
+11 The Patriots acquisition of Randy Moss for a 4th round pick. B A N K E R B O Y S
+11 tide pods yungman91
+11 The most fundamental issue with being a straight A student is to learn to swallow when you are wrong, because in school you weren't wrong a lot. neink
+11 You've definitely come to the right forum to ask this question. Bee-Yeee
+11 Take yourself less seriously you’re in college u7o2q0qla4
+11 "michigan10483" I've learned the hard way not to trust any "Real Estate broker/analyst"). Pug
+11 Thats a hot take coming from the guy who asked for tips and tricks about how to take a shit. Nightman Cometh
+11 Sapiens by Yuval Harari Meditations by Marcus Aurelius Antifragile by Nassim Taleb Principles by Ray Dalio 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene Zero to One by Peter Thiel Waking Up by Sam Harris The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Legenda
+11 This post is equivalent to the insecure skinny girl who claims she's fat Liberal_Slayer
+11 I'd love to see this trend continue. I'm looking at class of 2021 or 2022 and the dream scenario would be to see competition weaken + economic recession while matriculating. What a time to be alive hahaha! dedline
+11 Our analysts and analyst alums call @WallStreetOasis a "sh!tshow" and "toxic" saying "real bankers don't use it" Sad! Who wrote it? Trump or Tobin? se_ib
+11 I had a philosophy professor that wore sunglasses for the entire class on 4/20. To this day, I'm not sure if he was trolling us or not lol Che Rand
+11 Student Activities -xyz University Fund Portfolio Manager -Managed $500,000 of Monopoly money via Bloomberg Terminal Pump and Dump
+11 So long as taxes exist, cash only stores will exist too OverlyAdjustedEBITDA
+11 When you have children acting like idiots you need dumb rules. Two genders, two scoops. Blank999
+11 The TLDR is still too long to read. Grayhairs
+11 If you touch me my Dad will sue starter pack Pump and Dump
+11 If we have a solid Summer Analyst (whose been killing it) experience a novel fuckup in the office (and they're self confident enough) I'll tag them in job opportunities at Northwestern Mutual for Insurance Sales on LinkedI Keyser Söze 123
+11 Wow.. What did you answer? kallester
+11 If you're BO/MO, feel free to do so as you are the equivalent of a third world country; in the overall scheme of things, nothing you do ever really matters much. therealgekko
+11 All good. You guys buy into the bullshit, that's fine. I've gotten to where I am by having a good attitude, doing great work, and walking whenever I feel the time is right. BobTheBaker
+11 I watched American Psycho and was like "yeah, that is going to be me" Wu_Tang Financial
+11 Not sure if troll or just BO peremium
+11 How about the people still in college (or younger) “correcting” certified users? DickFuld
+11 liberal cognitive dissonance I'm actually a squirrel
+11 The Black-Scholes Model. How the f*ck else would you figure it out? Efficient Market Hypothesis? Liberal_Slayer
+11 Why the fuck are you on this site? Kassad
+11 You sound like a big barrel of fun. MarthaStewartsAFelon
+11 His boss sounds like a fucking retard. Tom Bwady
+11 Step 1) Do not go to a non-target in FL Dripset
+11 3 commas or bust han brolo
+11 True but he's still a billionaire and you're mistaking WSO for Wallstreetbets. ValueJedi
+11 Your mom's overpriced. 6969
+11 One time heard my MD talking on a conference call while he was taking a shit. That was awkward. HarvardOrBust
+11 Well this post didn't age well. RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+11 You are high, the best degree for the future is gender studies with a minor in social justice. Ehmerica
+11 They're on par with Italy and The Netherlands The Pharma Guy
+11 I heard Morgan Stanley wasn't giving out any bonuses this year because they are TOTALLY BANKRUPT! 6969
+11 Don't worry, they're just checking your browser history. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+11 Warren Buffet or Alan Greenspan FinanceRob
+11 I would say that the team doesn't have an opening right now and you don't foresee one in the near future, so you are looking for an opportunity outside of the company instead of waiting around. Anonymous Monkey
+11 As long as you know that 1+1 =3, you're fine. Matrick
+11 Arbritrage.Andy Litquidity NotYourFathersBroker MrsDowJones Finance_God WallstreetIntern hoeingforyield bankingpledge the.chief.economist wasabiiitre
+11 MonacoMonkey is that you? AndyLouis
+11 2:00 AM -- Take a huge load on my face at a gay club in West Village oulixeus
+11 Moelis hungry23
+11 You should have beat the shit out of your stepdad haitiantrannylover
+11 Teleport behind him with my katana and let him know it's nothing personal before tipping my fedora and imbuing him with the feeling of cold steel. Tom Bwady
+11 I assembled this IKEA shit for 16 hours straight I shit you not: GoldenCinderblock
+11 Haha you sound like a loser. You are a junior employee and trying to shaft a kid who's doing what you probably would have done had you been in his position (2-3 years ago)? haleymerca2
+11 the fuck are you boyyos even carrying around? GoldenCinderblock
+11 He only got wrapped up in this becuase he is a pussy feminist bitch. heister
+11 @Galt93 take that offer asap. Jamie_Diamond
+11 all that glitters is not gold(stein) MarkBaum
+11 Banana farming at its finest, folks. APAE
+11 Basically do the opposite of this post and you'll get the FT offer lifer
+11 If you have some time, you should type up a recap of what you went through to secure your job in PE. There are plenty of unemployed analysts who could use that help. Sil
+11 If you can buy your way into HBS, you probably won't need it. Passionate Investor
+11 - InvestInYourShelf
+11 America is the greatest country on Earth! 6969
+11 Please make these posts stop DeepLearning
+11 Are you speaking English? ProspectiveMonkey1800
+11 Dude, you need to chill. He/she probably doesn't want to give you school's contact person since you can't apply to the job anyways. IBitda
+11 Yeah I don't know anyone who thinks CNN is non-partisan other than probably BobTheBaker. Most people don't have their rainbow colored glasses on too tight to see that. Big4please
+11 No, attention to detail matters in this business. If you can't move your mouse/finger accurately enough, you don't deserve to be on this forum. surferdude867
+11 Order coffee with your lunch. That's the true meaning of Covfefe George_Banker
+11 And I want my wife to take me back but you don't always get what you want. I'm giving him a dose of reality. Hopefully it's helpful. Esuric
+11 this is just sad. huhuhuhuhu
+11 Chapelle and it's not even close larry david