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+25 No Cap Capital. And have your tagline as "Honesty. Integrity. No Cap". Senior Consultant in Consulting
+25 i would hate to breathe the same air as you, it would pollute my my entire body Intern in S&T - Equities
+25 Asian detected VP in PE - LBOs
+25 Any one of these. 5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. Mr. Hansen
+25 My man. We have all been there. Please don't do this.  CRE1442
+25 Signed off with best retards instead of regards, client had a laugh about it though. etx
+25 The real question is whats worse - being tied to your high paying job that you dont like very much when you’re 50 or “living” frugally as you mentioned when you’re in your 20s and 30s... VP in PE - LBOs
+25 It's not called low finance homeslice... -- 6'1 1/2", 225 lbs Nightman Cometh
+25 hey there young man... do NOT come on WSO looking for drugs. thank you. sayandarula
+25 I can see the future WSO threads... Hugh Myron
+25 If anyone joins the bulge bracket, it will be a full-service bank with a massive APAE
+25 10am-11:45am: saunter in, check email, grab coffee, dedicate 12% of energy to pretending to do shit while expending remaining 88% on stealth mode job hunting on your personal phone KREBSCYCLEOMG
+25 You honestly need to find a place with good cell phone reception and one that is quiet where you can take these calls. Sil
+25 I think all of us knew that one (or more) girl with a chip on her shoulder big enough to feed a family that went to class with only BB lebron
+25 7 years ago I feel like this post would've blown up. The new status symbol on Wall Street seems to be Stealth Wealth and pretending like you don't want to brag about your money. Xiiixiii
+25 Would you trust the delivery of your child with the hands of some resident fresh out of med school or a doctor with years of specialized experience? That's the question here. Limoncello Buyout
+25 My take is the following: LDNBNKR
+25 Laughing my ass off. Fake police brutality? Come on man. dedline
+25 Speaking from the other side of the issue, as a parent, I require my college-aged son to pay for his auto insurance and chip in for his share of cell phone service, but as long as he is doing what he needs to do to further dm100
+25 No. Stop being friends with her. She feels sorry for you. You cannot "convince" a girl to love you again, trying to do so only will make it worse. m8
+25 been itching to find some good threads on WSO, this is another good one. random stories and then I'll share what I want (which will likely change as I get older and go through a half dozen bear markets) thebrofessor
+25 "Appley" Research shows though that on average those who attain a college degree have a better economic life chance than those who do not... Sonny LoSpecchio
+25 I had previously been quite cautious on the cycle earlier this year, and more so in late 2017, but we still haven’t had any of the key pieces that would turn me into a full-on bear materialize. Secyh62
+25 I always think the caricature of the "evil straight white man" that these people invent is kind of funny, though also probably an exhausting/distressing way to go through life. Hugh Myron
+25 This is a huge missed opportunity for NY. It was also hugely popular amongst New Yorkers of all stripes. While I'm not a fan of subsidies to attract jobs, they're only really subsidies if you get nothing in return. brotherbear
+25 I was out last fall/winter heart-related issues that turned out to be completely psychosomatic. dedline
+25 Whites and Asians must work much harder to get into these schools due to affirmative action policies/handicapping. This isn't up for debate, it is a fact. InVinoVeritas
+25 Do you believe illegal immigrants should receive free healthcare?->> only thing they should receive is a free trip out of the country (minus any asset forfeiture that should be done to cover their previous stay in co Associate 2 in CorpFin
+25 You're experiencing fomo but frankly you aren't missing out on jack shit unless you want to see the basic "take me back to Jamaica" posts plus the small talk you mentioned is not going to benefit your career goals or make leonardo dicaprisun
+25 Why does this question always come up? Who convinced you all the intersection between ‘people who can get a SWE job’ and ‘people who can get an investment banking job’ is so large? MarthaStewartsAFelon
+25 Being a banker for $500M - $5B deals has as much to do with investing in $10-20M EV companies as commanding a battleship has to do with driving a jetski. Layne Staley
+25 My thoughts are this sounds like words spewed by non-targets that didn't make the cut for BB IBD SA, buddy. Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Credit Suisse should be higher T1. GS/MS/JPM T2. BAML/CS T3. Barclays/Citi T4a: DB T4b. boredcollegesenior12312
+25 I do not know about the difficulty of FT recruiting for this cycle but am sure there are threads on that topic already. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 I’m a white male, attending a decent semi-target (had no idea what banking was when I got into college), and I’ve always struggled to figure everything out for myself. Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 Thanks, very helpful. Yes, that's logical. Truth is, if you forced people to commute by public transport at that hour, they simply would not survive the sheer exhaustion long-term. Shaynepunim
+25 "Dr. Ozymandia
+25 Absolutely do not do that. You have a couple of options here and none of them involve email: CRE
+25 No worries bud - realize reading isn't always the easiest skill. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+25 Let me ask (and answer) a few questions. Was this said in jest? Maybe. Was she serious? Who knows. Did she understand what could happen if she posted a video to Tik Tok and it went Viral? Frieds
+25 I feel you. Was stuck in this line of thought for a few years while going through a transitory period in my life that left me pretty confused and hopeless for a while. Intern in RE - Other
+25 So this is how it works in real life:  CRE
+25 I don't agree with you. Pescepescetarian
+25 Completely agree that you need to set some boundaries and push back. Pushing back to me doesn’t even need to be something where you email someone saying no. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+25 Some thoughts from someone who has been in the industry nearly 15 years and can speak to the prospective having started in banking and working up the ranks in Private Equity: CompBanker
+25 I’m personally not invested (pun somewhat intended) as to the outcome for either side, but saying “a bunch of average people... making themselves bunch of $$” is a little naive. NA in Consulting
+25 TL;DR: Have more conversations. Ideally outside of your usual interests but you can't get good at conversations without practicing them, the same way you can't pick up a guitar and immediately play Freebird. onebagger
+25 tagging a few who I know have kids, I do not have any Synergy_or_Syzygy Layne Staley thebrofessor
+25 I’m not sure what you mean? I’ll assume you or your family aren’t worth as much as mine. From your poorer perspective it might seem like a lot but it’s not. Intern in RE - Comm
+25 Same with the new ligma variant Symfuhny
+25 Consulting bills by the hour so there is a bias towards endless discussions/slides of ideas that will never get implemented. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+25 That’s very kind of you! Thanks for the good vibes. I’m a big believer in giving back, so when you’re in a similar position, please do the same. Feinstein
+25 Because you apologised you fucking snow flake. Disjoint
+25 I just say I work in finance LBhoes
+25 As I said in another thread, every day we stray further from god. Thomas Pynchon
+25 Anything is possible you just have to network. FellySmart
+25 I post on WSO. You, the reader, are enlightened. CRE
+25 it Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+25 Lol. 37 y/o going after 24 y/os, what a winner!!! Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 Jeez you guys are so bitter before recruitment even starts. Save the bitterness till after life truly takes a shit on you instead of being angry about how competitive it is. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 People spend $100,000 on a college degree. Tai Lopez courses are under $1,000 Sunshine Funshine
+25 Aaaand CRE's post. Like clockwork Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 removed Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+25 If I ever meet you in person I’m giving you COVID-19 and chlamydia 6969
+25 Sons who think their father's accomplishments are their own  CRE
+25 I’ve become so jaded by WSO threads lately I expected this to be a thread about the prestige of dating someone who works in DCM Howard Hughes
+25 Nice fantasy, retard Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+25 This guy loves porn sixshooter69
+25 No one is going to give a shit about your political views at work, especially if you keep them to yourself, which is what I would advise. financeabc
+25 this guy sucks finbrah
+25 I've heard it's pretty normal to get railed by your MDs Goya Beans
+25 "m_1" If there are a bunch of RIP comments on his IG/FB then he's dead. This cracked me up. HighlyClevered
+25 Create an office challenge to see how many admins you can hookup with. FYI, the old crusty ones only count as half a point. The time while fly brotha HFer_wannabe
+25 Someone once told me there are three institutions which, if a person was in them, you'll find out in the first five minutes of talking with them: Harvard, Notre Dame, and the Marine Corps. ResMan
+25 99 attack 99 strength 85 defense 97 hp I’m a level 120 dark sorcerer who slays dragons for their bones and skins. Wbu? Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 University of Phoenix - strong non-target iggs99988
+25 yeah its called a salary Kunkka
+25 this kid belongs on the streets of SAN FRANCISCO 6969
+25 A perfectly formatted industry overview slide iggs99988
+25 America's ability to attract the best minds and talent from across the planet is a strategic advantage that has helped propel the United States' economy to the top of the world for generations. CRE
+25 Karen wildin Intern in IB-M&A
+25 What the fuck Intern in IB - DCM
+25 Good. I don't want to be in a bank with a terrible culture. Konglover123
+25 You can’t wake up if you never go to sleep. I am a banker. I work (on avg.) 168 hrs per week. ChuckieSullivan
+25 BAML is a homie Prospect in PropTrad
+25 "Given the cirucmstances, is Credit Suisse considering extending full time offers to all interns, similar to Moelis and Citi? Intern in IB - ECM
+25 Not to read too far into it, but the lack of response so far seems to address the question Analyst 1 in HF - RelVal
+25 "applestw0apples" What is 'WALE'? Wale is an American rapper from Washington DC. prospie
+25 BAML, give or take VP in PE - LBOs
+25 Basically another rich kid who fucked around and had to get his family to straighten him the fuck out at 22 years old yung buck
+25 the mexican fisherman forgot about his family's future needs and will never know the satisfaction of closing on a fatass ipo famejranc
+25 Loads of spin-off advisory work. Then other president gets elected, removes such rules and we are back in business consolidating industries and possibly remerging old businesses Pan European Monkey
+25 Window broken. Plz fix. Thx firstlien
+25 I'm into... well, murders and executions mostly. PatrickBateman90
+25 cause i wanna be rich as fuck don't be scared homie
+25 perfect, you'll fit right in. cgcg243
+25 Practice swallowing hot dogs without chewing. Goes a long way if you know what I mean... George_Banker
+25 Oh yeah man there are so many blacks and Hispanics and women in investment banking and they’re taking all those spots white men deserve to have MarthaStewartsAFelon
+25 I majored in accounting... TheSecondComing
+25 "Esuric" Penetrating insights... Two words in and I can already tell that your team absolutely loves you. bake_off