Share Your Christmas Party Stories!
It's the season to be jolly, and some of us take that a little too far sometimes...
So I thought it'd be good to confess, retell and share the stories of vomiting Analysts, passed out MDs and sexy PAs from this festive season's work Christmas parties, or the ones of years gone by.
Two out of three of our work parties have fortunately passed for me so far, with my current wrap sheet looking something like this:
- rugby tackling a VP in the middle of the restaurant we'd hired out. I think this happened sometime between pudding and the cheese course
- inverting the cheese board onto the lap of the Ops girl who was sitting next to me
- thinking that the French have it all wrong and deciding that wine and port should in fact be mixed as wine glass sized shots
I've got one more party left in a country whose language I don't speak, this could be interesting......so far no serious repercussions though, party on!!






two ops girls making out at
two ops girls making out at the after party was the highlight of my office christmas party night
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last year (as an intern,
last year (as an intern, non-finance company) i had a boss' boss tell me she wanted to set me up with her daughter. then she tried to dance with me all night, fucking awkward as hell. so painful i am getting uncomfortable thinking about it. until i left in the spring no one i worked with let a day pass without reminding me.
pick em, lick em, stick em
also, same party, some guy
also, same party, some guy came out of the closet.
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Kenny Powers: she tried to
she tried to dance with me all night, fucking awkward as hell. so painful i am getting uncomfortable thinking about it.
also, same party, some guy came out of the closet.
It was you wasn't it
neilol: Kenny Powers: she
she tried to dance with me all night, fucking awkward as hell. so painful i am getting uncomfortable thinking about it.
also, same party, some guy came out of the closet.
It was you wasn't it
;-)
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Hopefully somebody has some
Hopefully somebody has some better stories as mine is pretty boring.
My first job, working part time while I was finishing my thesis. A small financial consulting firm specialized in the electrical sector, two partners, both of whom had gotten rich with privatizations of electrical companies in Latin America. We'll call them G and P. P had also sold a television talk show he developed and knows a lot of Chilean celebs.
P closes a restaurant he owns near the office to hold the party. Everything is great, R has invited some people who work at the production company, and a smoking hot hostess who is managing another restaurant he owns. Food and drink was had by all. As the evening progresses and we all get drunker:
Chilean actress appears, sits on G's lap and starts licking his ear while he smokes a Cuban and leers at all of the female analysts. Chilean actress is not G's wife.
P grabs a female analysts ass. Twice. She resigns the next day.
No harm no foul, I guess. Other than that, my holiday parties barely bear mentioning.
Ours is coming up this week -
Ours is coming up this week - will update accordingly :)
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Mine hasn't happened yet this
Mine hasn't happened yet this year, but the CEO stepping over a guy passed out on the dance floor in a previous year was pretty good. At my buddy's company, ambulances were called in the middle of the party to take 2 people who were basically comatose to the hospital.
greengohome: Hopefully
Hopefully somebody has some better stories as mine is pretty boring.
My first job, working part time while I was finishing my thesis. A small financial consulting firm specialized in the electrical sector, two partners, both of whom had gotten rich with privatizations of electrical companies in Latin America. We'll call them G and P. P had also sold a television talk show he developed and knows a lot of Chilean celebs.
P closes a restaurant he owns near the office to hold the party. Everything is great, R has invited some people who work at the production company, and a smoking hot hostess who is managing another restaurant he owns. Food and drink was had by all. As the evening progresses and we all get drunker:
Chilean actress appears, sits on G's lap and starts licking his ear while he smokes a Cuban and leers at all of the female analysts. Chilean actress is not G's wife.
P grabs a female analysts ass. Twice. She resigns the next day.
No harm no foul, I guess. Other than that, my holiday parties barely bear mentioning.
Personally, I think this is solid. People, don't be scared off by all the "not impressed" assholes - I want to hear more of these. My holiday parties have been the most boring shit ever.
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Ya mine is more like eat,
Ya mine is more like eat, drink, chat it up for a few hours, go home.....Why can't i join a fraternity culture office...
ours got cancelled this
ours got cancelled this year...
My dad and the company
My dad and the company accountant went to Applebees last year. My dad had the steak even though he takes statins
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Friend of mine works for a
Friend of mine works for a Tech company (Apple/Microsoft/Google) and they hired out a massive club for the night.
Halfway through, friend of mine discovers a turd on the dancefloor.
No-one has any idea how it got there though.
Bismarck: Friend of mine
Friend of mine works for a Tech company (Apple/Microsoft/Google) and they hired out a massive club for the night.
Halfway through, friend of mine discovers a turd on the dancefloor.
No-one has any idea how it got there though.
Maybe it was a Baby Ruth?
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last year one of the first
last year one of the first years blacked out, threw up on the bar and was taken home and put in bed personally by our group's COO. after she put him in bed she went to his kitchen and got him a glass of water. when she came back to his room he was completely naked and had thrown up on himself.
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Waiting on this video..
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Bismarck: Friend of mine
VanillaGorilla: Bismarck: F
Just had ours Friday, was a
This happened to me the first
Back when i was in
a finance monkey from the mean streets of downtown dc
I intern at a PWM, for their
Hoogers: You are awesome and
This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
Hoogers: Decided it was time
This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
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Hoogers: I intern at a PWM,
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Hoogers: I decided to take
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Hoogers: SirTradesaLot: H
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So this is not perhaps the
Our christmas party ended