Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+-1 Hsbc? Gainone1572
+-1 EVR employee here, this year mid bucket was ~50%, but definitely team dependent Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Not, except italians Gainone1572
+-1 Yes the capitalist aligning logos and spreading comps at 5am and responding to "pls fix". ChompCHOMPS 39819
+-1 Right. But if you decide to be an analyst for what could be a defining technology of the next decade, you can make a ton of money. SlipperyWhenDry
+-1 HSBC? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 Completely agree. Think that’s why OP added the gaps. Would arguably add another gap between C/D as both lower BBs have consistently been losing market share since the early 2010s. VP in IB - Cov
+-1 I hit that same burnout wall, and it wasn’t really the workload, it was the constant pace that made every week feel like tax season on loop. Hanlon
+-1 Any thoughts on MM rankings? Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 Get dih enlargement surgery RestIess
+-1 Peace corpse is fucking lame. BoweryScumbag
+-1 To get out of the hole be the hole. To get you must give. Interpret this information as you wish  Works at Citadel Investment Group
+-1 this is dumb question so im sry but i saw u work at Wells and i wanted to ask what happens after 2 years? Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 be above 6 foot, striking features, sub 10 body fat, take some headshots and go to casting calls Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 Your moms not that deep bro Analyst 2 in S&T - FI
+-1 Try to keep rent around $2k and you’ll be fine eskibar
+-1 Eh not sure. There’s likely no historical pathway or guide to getting a return offer at said firm. Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
+-1 Not the 80s/90s anymore. Doing coke isn't nearly as common. Substances as a whole are less common. I'm pretty sure a solid chunk of the people working in my fund are sober or don't drink, or maybe drink very lightly. usernameladiesman217
+-1 Well, it's true. Guess the truth hurts. There's nothing there. JulianRobertson
+-1 No-one should ever feel behind 'peers' for the rest of the life if they even worked as an analyst. Simple as. Respecc (think Ali G) RestIess
+-1 The 5 most important magical words for anyone that works in (stressy) Finance; There is more to life RestIess
+-1 The more I lick ass the luckier I get it RestIess
+-1 I’m just hoping I survive and that the next rebuild with a new group head brings actually competent bankers who can routinely generate deals Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 $140K and a special coin Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 Masters is rarely an entry point for banking. MBA is more common. Be warned, internationals have to be top students at top schools to get looks. usernameladiesman217
+-1 Im a fan of the word restless RestIess
+-1 I thought the line was "six seven" RestIess
+-1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, here are some insights and tips for JPMorgan analyst recruiting for CIB (Corporate & Investment Banking) and AWM (Asset & Wealth Management): WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 Smoke FrogYou expect us to believe your going to risk a rare mega fund job you networked your way in to over a measly 20k?Get real. Associate 1 in Private Credit
+-1 FWIW, EGRC closed bigger deals than C&R, TMT, NatRes, and FIG this year with Steelcase, Brown & Brown, and Oklo Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 FSG.M&A   then GIG. HC/REGL whatever EGRC/TMT/FIG/C&R rest r all about the same level of ass  Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 Israel shillposter. Opinion disregarded, fed WasntMe
+-1 I honestly thought it was kind of charming. Flashback to a simpler time, when people actually talked to each other… GordonGekko87
+-1 . Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Opposite is going to happen - breakdown of globalization and the credit rating of the United States means that the welfare state fails before it could somehow be bailed out my magic AI panacea. mkaypowlo
+-1 Thanks for your opinion IU Kelley intern in corporate banking! Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 It’s almost like the success rate of approaching someone with that line (or any line for that matter) I think is somewhat correlated with how well you have your life together.  GordonGekko87
+-1 Delte Summer Associate in Risk Mnmgt
+-1 who did you interview with (positions) and how many rounds? assume it has been for FT EbePrice
+-1 freshmen freaking out about hearing back, freshmen activities butterboy
+-1 That's because it is a dead end job. Period.  Everybody knows this, but it's just the elephant in the room that we do not talk about.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 really depends on why you leave. If you're getting laid off or if the whole team is laid off then the contract usually suggests that they cannot clawback. v22323232323
+-1 Definitely not a target. It's an engineering school.  AMB3494
+-1 Assuming this must be FIG/GAMA? Outside of those two, Evercore LDN does predominantly £500m-£1.5bn deals. VP in IB - Cov
+-1 nah fam you were just too sheltered. anywhere except in nyc. high finance is racist af.  fuku
+-1 why would the ethnic group in power give you the power to control their financial system lmao fuku
+-1 oil_quantAre you talking about bp? Hasn’t happened to any trader or analyst I’m aware of.  Maybe true if you are talking about random IT consultants  brimurphy
+-1 Yup. Bad macro always means bad times for bankers. And given that this bad macro is gonna last a while. Ib gonna be dead for a decade ish  fuku
+-1 .  Brag680
+-1 its over man  crimsn30_
+-1 They are out  crimsn30_
+-1 sounds like a top flank massage parlor palm_beach_ll
+-1 Dm me I do this exact role   deltamoneyhamptonsmoney
+-1 Are you dumb? Lol [email protected]
+-1 He just seems like someone who got made fun of a lot in highschool and now that he has money he's out to prove how cool he is. CRE
+-1 Unfortunately, it seems you never went through any DEI audit reports of leading banks.  VP in IB-M&A
+-1 Yeah they hired a girl from Jefferies  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 LBS is more well known globally being a UK school.  boib_1
+-1 Depends on EB or BB, it used to be that when i was recruiting maybe 85-90% are in the guides and now i'd say for BB shifting to like 70% and for EBs closer to 55-60%. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 To fully understand the dilemma, add person #3 NoEquityResearch
+-1 Analyst1 in IBOzzymandia and sonny if you guys need someone to explain to you the meaning of the word 'cultured' just ask.  Ozymandia
+-1 Really depends but if you understand the principles behind many of these things you can derive them from first principles. OFFERGOBLIN
+-1 Wait are there actually people who go out to bars and just sit there by themselves? Research Analyst in ER
+-1 What does Zug mean? Smoke Frog
+-1 More like we only need Beckies in IB who are competent and justify their spot. No DEI handouts through hiring and promotion quotas. Director in IB-M&A
+-1 associate_HWS CRE
+-1 I guess we can just ignore the several scaled platforms we created out of whole cloth (assembled assets, hired a management team, and provided the initial capital). Works at Apollo Global Management
+-1 Found the MBA associate Rabbit
+-1 VC analyst roles so long as you speak Mandarin should actually not be that hard for you to secure, especially if you're already wealthy and don't mind getting paid dog shit for the early years. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+-1 Associate 3 in IB - Cov JustADude
+-1 I get it for team if they need people at their desk asap -to ensure coverage for an absolutely critical function that absolutely requires someone present. But that would’ve been weird for every role I ever had. Ehmerica
+-1 In line with Big 5 (all-in), MS and GS have the lowest comp among the BBs in toronto Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+-1 I've personally heard the group is cracked. Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 bro those are not close to UMM. solidly MM sure Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 congrats on georgetown! Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 Antigue 107Will we ever see golden cinderblock come back? Dude used to crack me up Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+-1 Not worth wasting 4 years of your life there senior_associate@goldman_stanley
+-1 I mean I’ve seen like 0 layoffs in IB, or banking in general? Am I tripping or like? Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 If you’re looking to do something crafty, origami Severalspecialcharactersareallowed
+-1 What is Apollo buliding or most MF's for their portcos? It's an asset aggregator model at the larger deal sizes, simply not a lot of white space relative to amount of capital chasing it. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 The forbidden washroom is lovely. Just don’t run a black light Retired in Non-profit
+-1 I heard he’s slept with more than a handful of interns - associates over the years. Not sure what type of breeding ground BNS is but someone should report him Retired in Non-profit
+-1 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen Managing Director in IB-M&A
+-1 Would you please be able to share the Lazard test? Have it upcoming. Feel free to DM. Carloz129
+-1 So if you got a citadel offer vs a BP tdp offer out of undergrad you would take BP? Feel like most would take citadel assuming citadel is where the best at BP/other phys end up after exiting BP due to risk constraints. anonymous11pw
+-1 TechBankingWell, at least you can rest assured he's not going to last long eating 3 bowls a day. Quick path to a 400 lbs life once you hit 40. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+-1 "Hey bud,"Why so condescending? Pulisic69
+-1 Think using just bank name and not incorporating the team can make it quite innaccurate. So in that vein, how do top RX players eg HL, PJT, Laz (?), etc. stack up against top groups at banks on the street Intern in PE - LBOs
+-1 well thats a whole different sportwe can broadly compare banks without the team because most IB teams are the same in a given bank  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 I’m confused, are you trying to prove me wrong with that article? It says GPs reserve the LPAC for the largest investors. m8
+-1 Nobody "deserves" or "doesn't deserve" the money they make.  GordonGekko87
+-1 lol I don’t think your LPs are going to become more sophisticated any time soon after uncle donny “issued an Executive Order on democratizing access to alternative investments for 401(k) plan participants and beneficiaries Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 . Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 If you’re someone who just wants things to be laid out, structured, guaranteed, you should probably stay in IB. slime_
+-1 When I imagine mining bankers I always imagine a bunch of Gimlis. Stay tough in the mines brothers 11Belitist
+-1 dab1Hear, hear. Doing a summer or two is beneficial, but signing it FT isn’t. So many options that help you learn a lot and protect your mental health.  paganini
+-1 McDonalds Regional Manager Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 mehh it's true to some extent but a lot of people in and outside the industry know that the GS brand can get diluted. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 I didn't come here to read war and peace dolph
+-1 Instead of just “drink more caffeine,” you might like trycaffio - it’s a smart bottle + app that micro-doses your caffeine through the day instead of dumping 200–300mg at once. survivingbanking