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+17 Fucking obviously.  CRE
+17 I’ve said this many times before (and I’m sure it’s clear to everyone), at that income level you are complaining about a type of lifestyle you want and not about being “able to afford” nyc. Investment Manager in HF - Other
+17 After Biden was declared the winner on Saturday, the next 3 Covid headlines I saw were something to the effect of 1) Study suggests concerts aren't going to be superspreader events; 2) 500 academics say that 2nd wave fears I quit this site because of censorship
+17 1. God exists 2. there is no Kabbal/deep state, people are just opportunists, greedy, and stupid 3. there is no existential meaning to life thebrofessor
+17 +100000000 SBs around... Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+17 If you have not got a summer internship offer yet, consider applying to the following places. Some may have closed, but most of them are relatively small and opened somewhat recently. lsereject1234
+17 leaving aside some possibly true but mostly sarcastic comments about slavery and immigration, I think they'd be proud that the US has grown into an economic powerhouse in a relatively short time but mortified at the size o thebrofessor
+17 Right? Let's say he had $100k 9 years ago in student loans/b-day money that he somehow used to invest instead of paying for school (how, I'm not sure). jto777
+17 Yeah I actually don't really like their move to censor Trump permanently. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+17 What people seem to be forgetting is that Robinhood’s customers are not individual investors. Robinhood only gets paid by institutional investors in return for trade data. Simp4EBITDA
+17 I was thinking about this post and just wanted to reach out and let you know i've been through the depths of despair and struggled with depression and anxiety and more. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+17 We were working on the ipo for WeWork and shit was hitting the fan. Investors were reading the provisional prospectus and seeing all the shady stuff that was going on in the company. Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+17 I was going to say something similar (making the assumption here that this person hates HR because they were rejected...so the rest of my reply assumes that). Investment Manager in HF - Other
+17 Said this before, but this is than already steep learning curve made even steeper by the fact that it's much harder to get help. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+17 lol they always say the same things when something like this comes up like what happened with Apollo recently and the 20hr days (also rip Leon Black stepping down). falconeagle
+17 High schooler realizes they like money and want a high paying job. High school realizes they’re too stupid to be a doctor or even get into med school. High schooler resor Prospect in IB-M&A
+17 For this argument to work, you need to prove a positive correlation between lockdowns and lives saved. It has just become so lazy to blurt this stuff out and act like there is zero nuance to it. Analyst 1 in S&T - Equities
+17 Ok.  Here goes. D.O.U.G.
+17 I'm assuming you're talking about the tiger cub, single manager style of fund. A couple of points: FIG newton
+17 Sorry for the long post Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+17 Just my two cents: Is it really that he is ungrateful for his situation or is he expanding his network and seeing if maybe he can position himself for an even more exciting opportunity? targetfortobin
+17 Let’s wait a while for the rest to come, then we make haste for Mordor Prospect in IB-M&A
+17 Well to be fair being competitive doesn’t mean you want every race to be a fair fight. Principal in PE - LBOs
+17 Tinder is so 2019. We fuckin’ on WSO in 2020 PaulTwodoorJones
+17 I have a feeling you spent money on Firmsconsulting and are trying to justify it to yourself. Let me help: it was a waste of money. aspiringchimp
+17 Did he give you a flashdrive before going into the elevator and tell you "Be careful."? Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+17 absolutely...pull her aside to someplace private where just the 2 of you are alone..and tell her "i'm sorry i was staring at your breasts...i just couldn't help myself...i'll try to resist in the future" ironnchef
+17 op ish a foow, buth aww of your poshthsh add zero vawue tho thhish forum. Ith remindsh me of thhath ben mithar throww. Serioushwy shuggeshth reconshidering how you awwocathe your freethime.  SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
+17 I actually work for Mohammad Sachs in Fallujah so I'd appreciate some advice in my case ebitda-d
+17 All the Dalio fanboys scrambling frantically to reconcile this post with their past admiration of him Banking Sucks Guys
+17 they go to bed earlier. C8
+17 If you post thirst traps then yes. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+17 When theaccountingmajor in his munificent magnificence deemed my fertile womb a vessel worthy of incubating his scions, thereby perpetuating an illustrious lineag Budussy capital
+17 The Wall Street Jungle (WSJ) Intern in IB - Cov
+17 Fortune does indeed always favour the bold. The resiliency and skills you learned/built through hard work and hustle will benefit you throughout your career. bengraham6969
+17 it must have taken a herculean amount of strength to write that. no matter how dark things seem, you are strong, I'm rooting for you to get through this, and my DMs are always open if you want to talk. thebrofessor
+17 news flash bro. all those people from high school - they graduated too. famejranc
+17 but, what if... ready for it? he wants an updated one? Intern in IB - Cov
+17 i see just about all of my MDs and directors as fucking losers Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+17 Heard someone say it well, "Getting married early is a start-up. Getting married at 35 is a merger" NoEquityResearch
+17 Get hammered  iggs99988
+17 Deleted Intern in IB - Restr
+17 Bring some drama into her life. That'll shake things up for her. Billion with a B
+17 Currently picturing a firm full of viagra fueled Isaiahs running around poking anything that breathes under 21 years old uhohspaghettio
+17 Cuban reminds me of the geek in high school that finally got biceps and a BMW and now cannot stay off social media talking about how hard he's worked and how you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it, but turns i thebrofessor
+17 Cosmopolitan and other women's magazines give women bad dating advice ("guys love it when you surprise them at work!") and bad sex advice ("nothing says romance like a handjob") to keep women single and buying their magazi Anonymous Monkey
+17 "her" "for some reason" "analyst" "MD" justphresh
+17 Here's 2 I use often: People will stop showing you picture of their kids if you whisper "oh fuck yeah" under your breath when you look at their photos wasabiiitre
+17 Ehh, there's a line somewhere between wanting to work in a WASPy group and getting melodramatically "sick to stomach" from not seeing white dudes on the stage at an event. Reel it in a bit intern. Nouveau Richie
+17 "Milton Friedchickenman"2% finance professionals with Internet addictions. https://media2.giphy.com/media/hQiahQcjxszC CRE
+17 wear a top hat with a morning suit https://media2.giphy.com/media/idlaFSDStlbUs/giphy.gif" alt="top hat" /> EVADCFer
+17 Dean Keaton
+17 Love the message but I don't think you needed to space it half a page long Monty Burns
+17 Machine Learner | Big Data Gulper | Artificial Intelligence Guru | Cloud Disruptor I'm actually a squirrel
+17 Thank you for the great write up. Sounds like a dying industry! ParkParkAve
+17 I was at a recruiting event and this is what a director said to me: "In banking people are gonna push you down, and when you try to get up they'll step on your neck and then jump up and down. You have to be ready." MarthaStewartsAFelon
+17 What if he wants a sugar momma md? Konglover123
+17 That´s not even what "Laconic Speech" is, bro. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconic_phrase BigKahunaBanker🏄🍹🍔
+17 prospective1234 Professionals attempt to delivery superior risk adjusted returns -30% is a good risk-adjusted return? I quit this site because of censorship
+17 Christ I couldn't agree more. I cringe every time I see a comment from him on a finmeme page. Associate 2 in PE - Other
+17 I wonder if WSO can pull off something like this? I would assume the average users here have way more to play around with than the $1,400 redditors got. DeletedKids
+17 This might be the most non-target shit that I have ever read on this site Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+17 Show positions or gtfo anontrader212
+17 Having brokers make 1% off your deals for ab.so.lute.ly. nothing Commissions and fees
+17 The great philosophers we know as CRE, financeabc, and Ozymandia. They are the Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates of our times. Prospect in IB-M&A
+17 Bro you might need to see a therapist before considering either career path Analyst 1 in CorpDev
+17 real estate and a trophy wife earthwalker7
+17 Who fucking cares. Why are you living in the past? "Oh I was this sick quarterback jock, who was in the musicals, and a secret nerd who tried to win over the band geek" like gtfoh this isn't a late 90's romcom Intern in IB-M&A
+17 2/20? Also known as 1/10 in those that know how to reduce fractions. I am going to crush in this industry given the questions I see other prospective monkeys asking lol. MensaMan
+17 Keep this cringe on LinkedIn will you  cazzz
+17 Best ‘why PE’ answer I’ve seen squashcast
+17 No. Life is too short, precious, and rich to risk it trying to kill people I don’t know, who I harbor no personal enmity against, for reasons I don’t fully understand. Schreckstoff
+17 Dear god, please don’t pick your entire career on the basis of what has more perceived “prestige”. You’ll be miserable. Prospect in IB-M&A
+17 "If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life" and personally I love rearranging logos on powerpoint. LBhoes
+17 I think her and Biden bring 152 years of experience to the White House. How can you not like that? NoEquityResearch
+17 Not at all. But then again, nothing in life really is “fair” sixshooter69
+17 well the us has human right laws so it might be different Intern in IB - Gen
+17 The type of Republicans that would loot don’t live in cities. The type of Republicans that live in cities won’t loot. Intern in IB - Gen
+17 Post pics of both girls and set up a poll, you're in good hands here theebreadwinner
+17 LEO IS A FUCKING HARDO , SUPER PRESTIGIOUS, TOP BUCKET MD AND DATES GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY JUST FINISHED THEIR ECON 455 EXAM leonardo dicaprisun
+17 felt pretty good for like 15 min, but the rat race doesnt end SFBanker123
+17 If you're religious, pray about it. Trusting God takes will take all of the burden off of you. That doesn't mean stop working, but if you have trust and faith you'll see that things pan out if you let them. StrapYourBoots
+17 Am I a moron for thinking that fundraising/starting a hotel opportunistic fund would be an unbelievably interesting job? larry david
+17 I dated a model too, using =DATE(YEAR(A10),MONTH(A10)+1,DAY(A10)). Didn't work out, but she was #REF!, so that was more of the issue. I'm actually a squirrel
+17 Sorry for hijacking the thread, but asking for a friend - would it be inappropriate to bring a plus one who's into wearing all black, mascara, sucking/biting the neck, and the usual gothic stuff? I'm actually a squirrel
+17 Yes and Qatalyst is the top upstream A&D shop in Houston chiami
+17 People don’t dislike Kamala Harris because she’s a black woman, they dislike her because of her horrible track record as DA, inability to answer simple policy questions, and refusal to say she won’t pack the courts. HankyPankyPaulson
+17 Ok Alex Jones. Dick Steele
+17 I feel like Trump is like 1/3 of the people I've met on Wall Street: Rich daddy that bought their way into a target and then goes around telling non-targets "don't ever talk to me about being smart" Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+17 Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) Business Model (see Pyramid Scheme) - The one weird trick to make MILLIONS while working 30 hours per week. Bill Ackman hates it! Pro Forma
+17 I guess I missed he memo where other jobs don’t get taxed Banking Sucks Guys
+17 I had to confirm these episode descriptions weren't real. Nightman Cometh
+17 I love how you unironically reply to a post criticizing tribalism and the lack of nuance in our discourse by accusing the OP of being part of the “wrong” tribe. PeterMBA2018
+17 Do the opposite of what this guy said AspiringDegenerate
+17 Harvard is 14% legacy 20% athletics Richard.5
+17 Equities in Dallas macman73
+17 Lol "why Blackstone"? At least get the company name right dude haha FutureBanker214
+17 "Anon" Going out to bars is generally https://mobile.twitter.com/bessbell/status/1257057870136242176</a">not the best idea, whe BobTheBaker
+17 I'd be so pissed if I spent $10k on a cabinet and a fucking kid popped out. I don't have the money to raise that thing. Kung
+17 They are focusing on the size of the house because it is a great indicator to show how much further money can go in TX than NY. innovativeguy11