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+17 Download Tinder and get swiping genes
+17 Gulag Cash is Trash
+17 OP Here: Love to see the interest in this haha. Would appreciate though if people could stop spamming my DMs. @mmpewso said he needs about a week to work on anonymizing the CIM and preparing it. rubicon367
+17 “Hundreds of hours of research” You are a virgin if you are researching this for hundreds of hours Intern in IB - Gen
+17 stfu and pm me feet pics 6969
+17 you don’t think she should have lost her job when she falsely accused an African American man AND was clearly wrong for not putting her dog on a leash? scary. kufre
+17 Harakiri would be the most honorable way to go Intern in IB-M&A
+17 Im a simple man, I see Justine Tobin and I click the link throwawayags
+17 Rumor has it that Justine Tobin cracked 7 figures the day she was born. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+17 Martin Shkreli George_Banker
+17 this is terrible advice Howard Hughes
+17 Congratulations you deserve it Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+17 Thought this was gonna be a thread comparing different types of analyst personalities to American sports leagues at first. Was a bit disappointed tbh Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+17 nah you don't sound a little stupid you sound pretty damn stupid Intern in IB-M&A
+17 LTM 4.0 GPA Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+17 At the end of the day - The ability to stroke ur ego by lowkey shitting on ur college peers and feel better about yourself sacrificing most of ur college life for a more "prestigious" job + the insecurity of what people mi Intern in S&T - FI
+17 lmfao that’s the type of attention to detail we need. there. we. fucking. go SuperBakerBros
+17 pinche virus AndyLouis
+17 Busch light, I don't give a shit. Pierogi Equities
+17 Dude who cares OP is just trying to be helpful Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+17 Pump and Dump and his $11k from dish washing. Little Sheep
+17 Not too sure if I’m missing something, but I was a teller for 4 years and got taxed every pay check NESW
+17 Jpmorgan doesn't give a shit and wants its employees to die. Don't even notify us of coronavirus cases in our office. JPMorgan383
+17 I need to stop clicking on these threads Banking Sucks Guys
+17 I'm an accounting major lol theaccountingmajor
+17 You probably shouldn't be working in IB if you can't take a simple online test/hirevue because you're sick. Investment Analyst in PE - Other
+17 Look, most people are just dumb. They're gonna do bad at life. They're gonna be broke, sick, and tired. They're not gonna know why. They're gonna blame the system. GoldenCinderblock
+17 Imagine being 30+ and using the word ‘cuck’ rugbyladdy
+17 my ballsack houstonian
+17 An AMA is usually by someone who is doing something extraordinary or is very professional in his field. An AMA by a VP about recruiting is super helpful. Obelix99
+17 I invested in a premium BRAZZERS subscription and I've gotten loads of ROI 6969
+17 "GoldenCinderblock" 6 figure as in annual salary? I already have, but not in salary. earthwalker7
+17 Also, nothing worse than people having a dick-measuring contest over who's spending the most time at work. "Man, had to stay 10 hours at work, all week, finally a day off!" tackytech
+17 Doing a diligence trip in India for 2 days with a Go Pro strapped to your chest to make sure the company's warehouse actually exists. 7hr0wbak
+17 What's he going to do, chase after me? CRE
+17 I have a 2.1 gpa and got a video interview request... baseball1832
+17 Wrong forum chief Anonymous Monkey
+17 Ok sophomore, relax Intern in S&T - Other
+17 "300 columns in your spreadsheet" lol clearly a consultant CHItizen
+17 Being family friends with the Dean of Admission Status Banker
+17 California, solving the hard-hitting issues since 1900. Little Sheep
+17 I considered leaving this site when they banned my first 3 accounts lmao Invest in Real Estate
+17 ALT+F4 AlexandruGabriel
+17 One of you two clearly stole the others stapler... BirdoInBoston
+17 I like having: - every line as own tab - every year as own workbook - every statement in different folder - then a separate file on my desktop with a bunch of indirects pulling stuff into outputs Anonymous Monkey
+17 Dude why would you apply as a freshman Steeeeeeeeve
+17 I doubt you think this sentence means what it actually does. brotherbear
+17 Tobin and Company. Working for Justine 23mich
+17 Oh man... I love when this guy comes up. Somehow the law suits and people not getting their money never come up. Ego the size of his home state, and top level execs bailing on a regular basis. Count_Chocula
+17 "xgozax"It makes absolutely no sense to me. I've heard a lot of people try to defend it, but it's simply indefensible. CRE
+17 Let me get this straight, you already have an offer you intend to take, but you want to keep applying and networking for a job you wouldn't accept? How much free time do you have? Get a hobby Deal Team Six
+17 Or the prestige whoring boutique ib guys who ask for "top tier undergrad" and only pay 50k. LOL. BillBelichick37
+17 The true bank becoming a BB is RBC. This is a huge deal and they solely advised BB&T. Huge chip on their shoulders. Well done to the RBC team! Dacawin
+17 Yes, combining their regional mid market IB practices should make them a direct competitor to GS. EnergyIBK
+17 This is great. Please add all hedge fund and asset managers so that sales can map the perfect walk between clients and lunch spots. Please add a comprehensive heat map showing all restaurants comparing distance vs. George_Banker
+17 Sounds like you're forgetting skateboarding, surfboarding, hopping on the back of taco trucks, hopping on the back of the Bluth family staircar, and white Broncos. Just sayin... Lizard Brain
+17 why hit on girls on Tinder when you can hit on boys at Chuck E Cheese? Kevin Spacey
+17 His new wife should arrive in 3-5 business days. 2 if he has Amazon prime CAS_89
+17 That’s why this site exists bro TheArtMajor
+17 A taco for a taco sounds like an even exchange to me. FinanceBrah
+17 NYC and first date??????!?!? Dorsia or GTFO BillMurray
+17 Joe's RxGonGivItToYuh
+17 Europeans: you're all equally as trashy. propchop
+17 "Whatever1984" A hot dog is NOT A SANDWICH! ...isn't it? Layne Staley
+17 Student loans, excessive spending, lack of financial support from family reformed
+17 Seems like you're a rich kid who got to spend his college days living off daddy's dime. copper245
+17 invest in yourself motherfucker read a book GoldenCinderblock
+17 This year the questions are: Why BlackRock and this position? and (the one which is different) What differentiates BlackRock? Yossif
+17 distressed debt liquidassset
+17 no one help this kid dklfjsdlkjfslkdjfds
+17 The correct answer is 0%. Big4please
+17 Dancing is gay 6969
+17 A multiple of number of sexual encounters/EBITDA idaho
+17 whenever I see these threads my go-to question is: when did you get your Adderall scrip? Brosef Stalin17
+17 is that Fear The Bulge ? GoldmansSack
+17 It doesn't change the fact that he's still a chump ripping on others for being 'just a consultant' and posting controversial threads on jobs he couldn't break into if he tried. aspiringchimp
+17 I'm already on the phone shorting the trolley manufacturer. See you in hell Lizard Brain
+16 Impossible unless he’s at GS Space Exploration Coverage Icahnic
+16 I'll chime in under this comment since I fit the 26-30 filter. what is your general outlook on the world? Corp_titan
+16 Yeah so lets take for example and acquisition in which some of the assets BV's are significantly different that their Market Values. Holla7
+16 Bye, thanks for stopping by! Gonna be one hell of an uphill climb now. Everyone successful in life always got an EB offer right out of college and never has any setbacks early in life. Smoke Frog
+16 This is why associates hate mid-levels  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+16 "Bill Stern @ Axe Cap" Majority of the "high school" and "middle school" kids I know, either join the army, work in the retail banking or ot QuiltEmerson
+16 Agreed. But there are ways to do that without throwing people under the bus. From my experience, it’s best to be someone who builds up others and promotes good people. Hags28
+16 “Uh yeah just to explain the discrepancy there - I wanted my GPA to be higher so I listed it as higher. Hope that provides some color.” nontargetmarket
+16 most of the people on this site are 19 year old incels from Edison, NJ who watched the wolf of Wall Street once. Hope this helps!  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+16 Maybe you're not as effective as recruiting as you think you are? b029281
+16 Time to start kissing everyone on the cheek every morning. If anyone asks tell them your family is from Europe.  Associate 3 in HF - Other
+16 I DM'd you, I will send your resume to any contact I have.  ilovegold
+16 when i was interning i sat next to a senior associate: "hey anon" "what" "look at this chick" (shows me facebook profile of female applicant) "holy shit she's cute" Intern in IB-M&A
+16 Some people will complain if they have a Chinese name and some will complain if they don't. In your post OP you both complained that they integrate, then complained that they don't. investmenttbanking
+16 OP, objectively healthy PE is better, easier, more exit ops, more glamorous, less risky and probably pays better. JS Turnaround
+16 You get a ton of value from the BB name brand. When choosing between JPM M&A and EVR/PJT/CVP, it's not just about the incremental on-cycle advantage and the slightly better deal exposure you get. tigercub69
+16 oh boy, this is stirring up some memories. done a lot of this, but one visit stands out thebrofessor
+16 My only feedback on the above is this:   it's NOT enough to speak Mandarin. You have to BE MAINLAND CHINESE to be relevant going forward. earthwalker7
+16 I would say that I regret it but I didn’t really have many options in my careers. Analyst 3+ in AM - Equities
+16 Can confirm: 1) its ultra sweaty; even MDs pull all-nighters ocassionally Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+16 I don't have a current study in front of me, but "overbuilt" is relative to submarket and basis. CRE
+16 Hopefully the plane isn’t heading into a tower brother Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+16 Doesn’t have to be either, or. Just because you can recognize that everyone is subject to X% of random chance in their careers doesn’t mean you have no nuggets of knowledge you can share with prospects. liquidiot