Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+1 First of all, is this a bake-off or idea generation. That alone will give you a good indication on whether this will go live. If it’s idea generation, no shot in hell you’re doing any live work in the foreseeable future. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+1 ni hao Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 You got soft hands brother, I worked 80 hour unpaid construction shifts between my internship and FT start. You’re probably a sissy liberal by the sound of it Intern in IB - Gen
+1 I would take a look at the list of top PF banks earlier in this thread and see if they have any open analysts project finance positions and apply to those. Director in CB
+1 Lol is this a joke? GS=CVP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Raine Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+1 Literally do anything instead of working. Go travel, work on a personal project, bed rot, go hang out with your parents, hit the gym, literally anything else Amazon Prime
+1 Bit disrespectful to the industry too. It reads like “I’d rather kms than work with the non-EB peasants at any other highly paid job on Wall Street” Associate 3 in IB - CB
+1 I think it’s less of concern if it’s an internship cause the experience still counts however don’t expect it to lead you to an analyst/associate role at another Growth Equity or PE funds (since the types of deals and due d ace39
+1 I did my Superday last Thursday for track 3 in LA. If anyone hears back would love an update (I'll update as well if I hear anything). Anyone know if they send out rejection emails? Kondo
+1 Two things can be true at once, there can be upset former employees and UBS could still be the worst BB to work at on the street VP in IB - ECM
+1 Hey man, similar boat here. Keep pushing bro, I had some dark thoughts too abt this shit, but I refuse to let what some banks decide affect my life.  urface21
+1 You could be against the H1B program structure and not be a racist. Public policy positions aren’t automatically racist.   Prospect in IB - Cov
+1 I took that post as that user making a sarcastic “yup you got me” flippant joke more than anything else Prospect in IB - Cov
+1 They're hiring laterals for a reason. It's a terrible place to work Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 Appreciate you. Hope you get that offer! Kondo
+1 everybody, friendly reminder that you can report his post and all his other posts as spam Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 An anonymous forum poster pretending to be UBS’s legal department with: The binder… The parents… The trembling apology... Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+1 RBC FIG used to be very good but has fallen off materially in the last few years. Culture is also toxic but not the worst at the bank (M&A culture is worst at the bank). Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+1 Delusional in my opinion, also begs question of is that the kind of life you want to live. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 Farallon - smart people there and lots of spin outs historically. They have $8B in biotech only so one of the largest biotech funds on the street. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 I was making a generic point about downturns, not a specific one about the world in September 2026. Ozymandia
+1 What lol no way Farallon biotech book is $8B, basically not possible based on 13F filings. Total HC might not even be that size. Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+1 What’s the pay like, prestige, etcReally? This is what you want to know? It’s Goldman buddy. What do you think. Ask better questions! Intern in IB-M&A
+1 Does T2 usually match salary increases? Analyst 1 in Consulting
+1 bro, I 've been asu, and im going to say it, its alright but honestly aim your sights higher than i think the 53rd best school in the nation for undergrad, and one school that defiantly punches above its wight surprisingly BIG GION
+1 You shouldn’t necessarily be at a disadvantage at all imo. Just one thing - you MUST know which recruiter your current firm uses. DO NOT TALK TO THEM. asdf1248
+1 You're probably right. This isn't a personal endorsement; it's an explanation of how I interpret this on incoming applications, though in retrospect, it might come across that way. Associate 3 in HF - Other
+1 All that hard work and experience and yet you hit the desk and still have no idea how to talk to a normal human being VP in IB - Cov
+1 bump for interviews for RJ off cycle starting late next month Incoming_IB-intern.
+1 obviously there is long term vs short term holding times.... Associate 2 in ER
+1 About to blow your mind! Watch this! 1. Was already confirmed by one of your accounts thst I opened this up, yesterday morning   2. Have you heard of a search function? TruthToLight
+1 Momma momma look! I have an amazing ability to copy stuff and paste it!  Duh did I do good Mommy?!? TruthToLight
+1 https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/investment-banking/wells-fargo-ib… Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+1 https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/investment-banking/ubs-preparing-… Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+1 For someone who is claiming everyone is racist, you sound a bit homophobic Analyst 3+ in IB - Gen
+1 Would peg the average UBS MD about 75% as crazy and autistic as the poster here (truthtolight). Monkeys and prospects don’t say I didn’t warn you all before you sign Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+1 dude i legitimately thought u were talking about financial modeling for a hot minutealso i dont think being a model will make ur office think ur a retard soy boy shedee69
+1 TTL: Estimate the probability of UBS finishing top 25 in Americas League tables by the end of the year... surely a BB which just bought another BB would easily cruise into the top 10 right??? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+1 TruthToLight believes that real men use their real name. Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas
+1 Sure, I’m confident terrible bussiness performance leads to layoffs Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+1 I’m at JPM and you are at UBS, who’s the loser now Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+1 Make sure to bring your glue and crayons KageSelly
+1 Yes. Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas
+1 Many of them discover what's Goldman Sachs at 25/26 years old, when they join biglaw and see the name on these firms in emails and agreements. Even then they have a vague idea of what their clients do.   GS under Blankfein
+1 this is why you email senior assoc/VP/Ds only. had way better hit rates and convos with them even with zero prior connections.  Intern in IB - Cov
+1 Yeah, BCG matched.  Associate 1 in Consulting
+1 Well DTCP does both early growth/venture growth with this Defense fund (Series A-C) so the main revenue criteria would be between $1m - $50m and probably won't care as much on other financial metrics like EBITDA etc or do ace39
+1 Del cjfjchdj
+1 Del cjfjchdj
+1 Superday was thursday. Pretty sure they gave offer alr Intern in IB - Cov
+1 I've seen the base change reflected, but haven't heard about the 50% target bonus  pilotamd24
+1 Analyst 1 in ConsultingDoes T2 usually match salary increases? pilotamd24
+1 Jfc how do you work in banking but bite on something like this? Associate 3 in CorpDev
+1 Asking how UBS will do on a thread about UBS doing poorly is not a non-sequitor. However, this error confirms that you are not some bot, but genuinely mentally ill. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+1 No brainer - Citi. Dumb question. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 the stakes here are bigger than the headline. LedgerShelf
+1 Holy goated reference (Silicon Valley)  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 The only two main skills that matter in this business are i) finding good deals/sites; and ii) raising the capital. If you are able to do at least one on your own you can be successful in your own venture. westcoastq
+1 should have been born in canada... Prospect in IB-M&A
+1 Thanks so much!! I am not sure why I am just so in my head... Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 hopingaround Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+1 Just got mine today chillbanker567
+1 This thread is so dumb. But not as dumb as working at UBS itself. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+1 Rough group. Long hours and very few live deals, let alone closed deals. doobeedoobeedoo
+1 Keep in mind most groups have several people just as insufferable as him. Would not recommend this sinking ship Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+1 People throwing MS at me because they can't find the hilarity in a dude writing an emotional post like this with AI nutmegger189
+1 Hey TruthToLight, Name 3 positive things about UBS.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+1 Has anyone else heard of analyst 2s getting $135K base ??? paulmwe793
+1 lol he’s playing you my man. You’re doing all of his work and he’s trying to make sure he can point out something to you to make it seem like he is valuable. You’re clearly doing everything. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+1 Loan sales. Workouts. Financing. Advisory. Specifically in multi-family. I’m not an investor, but there is a large maturity wall coming due in the next 2-3 years. IRR you ready to rumble
+1 What do you mena returns post-fee are typically high MSD? Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 Congrats on raine! Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+1 LSU is medium key a sleeper for NYC IBD.  PaulAllenIsInLondon
+1 As dumb as it sounds, there’s always a chance. Will be harder than the standard path, but it feels doable with luck, perseverance, and some tact. asdf1248
+1 Of course MIF but I doubt your profile is good enough to break in. In the paper, 2:1 is minimum requirement but reality is only strong 2:1 from top target like UK G5+Warwick or US T30 has a chance for MIF. WUOUVV
+1 Anyone have any updates at all for post-BD? Intern in IB - Gen
+1 just lie bro jfc Intern in IB - Cov
+1 "Nothing is a line. Everything, everywhere is always moving. Forever. Get used to it." qnt12345
+1 If you are in New York or SF, just get your two year promotion and lateral as an associate to another bank in your city. w5rbbbb77
+1 I also think you are fit to MiM than MIF. Lateral is more likely to MM/(lower)EB than BB and this is for London. WUOUVV
+1 roastedplantains First_Lien_Larry
+1 Has anyone gotten M&A offer yet? gysoamwld
+1 For which group too? gysoamwld
+1 when did you superday?? please I’m so confused about this timeline fantage07
+1 Idk how anyone doesn't notice that this job is bs from the second week of their internship. Like it's just process after process with no true intellectual edge Intern in IB-M&A
+1 Know a few juniors there. sounds like they had too many heads and not enough deal flow... also heard some wild rumors about a couple of the seniors in the office... crazy if true ebitdaddy6767
+1 Laz lol  wuandale33
+1 @downtownlovinglife this is the moment you've been working towards PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+1 I’m in PE at one of the places you listed. Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice, but sometimes feel they’re continually scaled back to the point that it’s probably nothing crazy for PE, though definitely better than banking. Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+1 If there was a stack of resumes with one candidate from each of these schools, I’d prioritize candidates from Colby, Bowdoin, and Tulane. Associate 1 in PE - Other
+1 This really resonated with me. A career can build confidence and create opportunities, but it can't replace friendships, family, or personal happiness. Ambition is important, but so is having a life outside of work. hannahz
+1 From what I have read the current managing partners effectively ousted JP Conte. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 You sound like the dream associate but honestly this post almost comes off as a cringe, humble brag. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 I'm going through the same thing at the moment and it's incredibly frustrating. quant42
+1 Grateful for such articulate response.  princey.8999
+1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, here’s a clear distinction between Microeconomics and Macroeconomics: WSO Monkey Bot
+1 I didn't know this many investment banks existed, and I still can't land an internship... jaolino
+1 LSE Econ changes the comparison quite a bit. If London IB is on the table, the course gives you a direct recruiting route without the US visa uncertainty. oliverbennett
+1 Truthtolight doesn’t understand freedom of speech because he lives/lived in communist China Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+1 Honestly, 95% sounds pretty normal for a first draft, especially if your VP is only spending a few minutes tightening it up. The bigger question is what those last 5% consist of. elsizinie939