Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

0 If you can afford it, it's not crazy. You're a big boy. Make a budget and make a decision.  CRE
0 Classic story, guy works in finance and thinks a fucking claude agent can perform surgeries. Also nice man, you have an MD but work at an HF. Yes, you don't provide value. BananaMuncher04
0 VanillaMan24HSBC and Standard Chartered exits will be significantly worse than a JPM/BofA for buyside. no shit sherlock GS under Blankfein
0 Complete pipe dream, never going to happen.  Also lol at “studied Wall Street etiquette” toldyouso_________
0 Oh so now you’re in Boston for the whole year…  Also the fact that you’ve just said doing an internship in the winter also tells me you have 0 clue whats going on  toldyouso_________
0 genuinely how insecure does one have to be to want to accurately portray the impressiveness and prestige of the bank that he works at to the huzz / own family Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
0 jobs in America should go to Americans  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 Fable 5 has basically changed the game for me. I can spend more time doing more useful work like expert calls, talking to management teams / bankers, and portco management. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
0 Work in venture and have worked in growth previously, I think everyone on this post is very wrong. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
0 Gen Z Banker, it is hard to feel prestigious when information is so readily available. There's people that sell courses that make more than my MD, and then the most intellectual people work in Quant & AI. Gamer_Gravel
0 so what you gonna do now that u got nutmegger's feedback will you become a chemist or settle for for 4 audit GS under Blankfein
0 Be honest with yourself - are you just an absolute chud..? KageSelly
0 Anonymous Monkey: jobs in America should go to Americans  Skill issue Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
0 What about the black ones Prospect in IB-M&A
0 So by that logic, should every American working in London, Hong Kong, Singapore, or Dubai also give up their jobs to locals? Global finance has never worked that way AmicusOliver
0 Immigration is what made this country great in the first place. If you don’t welcome talent, US will lose its lead vs. countries like China that are catching up quickly Analyst 2 in HF - Event
0 Honestly, trying to ban AI talk at this point is like trying to hold back the tide. Hanlon
0 Please enlighten us with your counterargument. I know you might be busy with your intern tasks but I’ll wait. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
0 DEI but rebranded LOL prospectieape
0 Every public bank has a fiduciary duty. NOT an "American" duty - and I say this as an American citizen. This is just a weird entitled post. superinv123
0 If you can’t make it into any bank as an American, you are just not good enough. The cream rises to the top and instead of complaining just get better lol make it a cost for them to not hire you… Prospect in IB-M&A
0 From my experience, I usually see rent controlled apartments go to kids (almost always white) who got it passed from their parents (as they are typically pre-1974 buildings) LongVIX
0 Sounds like you need DEI prospectieape
0 No. Foreign-born workers are heavily overrepresented in elite finance/IB relative to their population share. They dominate H-1B visas and entry-level pipelines at bulge brackets. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 Associate 1 in IB - Cov 0singles_litters
0 Dude the majority of investment banks outside of select BB’s/EB’s don’t even sponsor kids on OPT/H1B, just look at the job postings it’ll say at the end that they don’t hire anyone who now or in the future will need visa s IBPEInternr
0 tbh the best performing are the pods in SF. notably Cit and P tmt pods and a healthcare one at Cit are prob the best for comp and growth if you are willing to fight for it. equitystrat
0 When we keep having non targets take prestigious roles the role stops becoming prestigious and just more and more what its always been a job. hankpim
0 Shii still recruiting sa’27 here and would trade places with you in a heartbeat. Fuck you mf. bigpoppa123
0 Given your smug responses to my fellow citizens, you should probably just head back to China Associate 3 in IB-M&A
0 "my success" off longing NVDA and SNDK from wallstreetbets reddit posts. There's 40,000 you's in alternative universes begging for crack and gesturing to their mouth when cars drive by on the freeway. stay humble. zed12
0 I have spoken to the intern about all of the above. generating alpha48291
0 Our feedback is anonymous and I have been giving the intern constant feedback because he keeps asking me for feedback during our weekly chats. generating alpha48291
0 I would trust JPM over a random LMM shop, and I am pretty sure the JPM group will poach some MDs from HL/Baird/Piper that have the experience to also execute deals in a "hand-holding and seeming" way Associate 1 in PE - Other
0 Time to go to Vegas and turn it into $45m! I've got the ultimate foolproof baccarat strategy I'll share for just $420.69.  PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
0 What if instead of me reaching out, the intern just improves his communication? generating alpha48291
0 I think people are misunderstanding me in what I’m getting at - my firm has cut back on DEI initiatives and as a result, there’s only one black guy. The other non-Asian POCs are hispanics from wealthy backgrounds. Intern in IB - Gen
0 It’s an implication that my bank had cut down on it. Our diversity program is now majority white. Not sure what the issue with my comment is. Just chucking some thoughts into the mix re: DEI from my pov Intern in IB - Gen
0 I use AI constantly for finance—everything from analyzing earnings calls and building financial models to researching industries, competitors, and market trends. NexParadigmCapital
0 I use AI constantly for finance—everything from analyzing earnings calls and building financial models to researching industries, competitors, and market trends. NexParadigmCapital
0 I use AI constantly for finance—everything from analyzing earnings calls and building financial models to researching industries, competitors, and market trends. NexParadigmCapital
0 I use AI constantly for finance—everything from analyzing earnings calls and building financial models to researching industries, competitors, and market trends. NexParadigmCapital
0 I use AI constantly for finance—everything from analyzing earnings calls and building financial models to researching industries, competitors, and market trends. NexParadigmCapital
0 I use AI constantly for finance—everything from analyzing earnings calls and building financial models to researching industries, competitors, and market trends. NexParadigmCapital
0 Doesn't matter. GPT 7 will still replace you. Principal in HF - Other
0 What was AUM at the LMM fund? Did you do the math backwards to figure out what their P&L must look like? m_1
0 Just because you’re a guy doesn’t mean you can’t try to get pregnant  Intern in IB - Gen
0 Would love to hear the sexist jokes and personal attacks.  That is actually an important piece of information here.  Need to get an idea of your respective sensibilities. Principal in CorpStrat
0 Seems fairly easy but with today's kids you just never know. Some take extreme offense to simple feedback like "stay awake at work" and start building an entire case against the messenger when the offer does not come. UBSRising789
0 Dude no one knows rsm in London circles wtf are you talking about. Any of those schools would be a better choice  thib56
0 Yes but very group dependent  Intern in IB - Gen
0 KingKongAintGotShitOnMe
0 For most top front-office roles (e.g. M&A, private equity, or consulting roles) in the Netherlands, fluent Dutch is usually necessary. Prospect in Acct - Other
0 Lmaooooo “EB for HC” Prospect in IB - Cov
0 Spain because fuck Argentina Argentinian got mad and throwing MS at everyone 😂 nutmegger189
0 Argentina because Messi is the GOAT. All around a pretty good guy relative to most elite athletes  The Penguin
0 Spain solely because of their support for Palestine. And for a similar reason, I am rooting against Argentina due to their Israeli ties. NewIndustryHorizon
0 Learn to read, i guess you are from the classics background  davani1420
0 Always amazes me how people who generally won’t shed a single tear over companies engaging in horrific behavior to workers or society at large suddenly find their red flags and pitch forks as soon as muh immigrants/foreign Ruebenesque
0 Congrats on UBS! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 Nice humble brag lol. I enjoy a solid posts that riles up all the kids with loser parents. Smoke Frog
0 Great thread Brofessor, ~30M here are some random thoughts:   Sumooooo
0 The fact that you would ask/consider doing this shows such poor character. I've seen lots of things happen in my long career (62). rickle
0 Your analyses are not “impressive PhD level.” It sounds like you actually aren’t even taking in what a lot of these commenters are saying. Gl out there—you seem pretty hopeless imo Prospect in Consulting
0 you know the answer (and people itt have told you) you just dont want to hear it if ur asking about the "standard salary expectations" for a situation like this i dunno what to tell you Research Analyst in HF - Other
0 I am exaggerating for emphasis when I say "PhD-level analyses" but mainly trying to point out that I don't need to do more than is necessary Asking the simple questions is basically what needs to be done Prospect in IB - Gen
0 PE and don’t look back  u7o2q0qla4
0 Anyone else notice this? Every single One Rock thread (and many MM threads) has the same "VP in PE - LBOs" (rank "H") showing up to defend/promote the firm with a silver lining, often quoting his "friend" who works there. Analyst 2 in PE - Growth
0 "Great overview! arpitmishra
0 Grown ass man moaning about getting picked on by a 21 year old girl holy shit the absolute state of so called “alpha” finance bros.  tryyuav
0 Not sure why the MS here. The post is straight facts. I've been a vocal critic of the H-1B program, and I think it needs to be heavily reformed. Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas
0 files are what's going to get you. own the live version of every book, no one else saves over your master. if a VP or banker wants to mark something up, they get a copy, and it comes back to you to incorporate. OFFERGOBLIN
0 PWP should be moved to doable  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 About 1.5 months but the real reason is because over that time I finished all the rounds of interviews and started working and got my first taste of income. Raijin
0 Bro is mad he doesn’t know how to create good agents lol Works at Barclays
0 "Don't worry about major at Cornell, it's irrelevant for finance recruitment" Anonymous Monkey
0 Literally, no clue who that chick is. VP in PE - LBOs
0 Congrats on PWP seekinthealpha1
0 It might be full of horrible people but so is every industry, don’t kid yourself. There’s nothing inherently immoral about making businesses run better. Wasting resources is not a virtue and prevents progress. newlymintedbooth
0 Makes sense. Associate 3 in IB - Gen
0 Culture is fucking aids, but is heavily group dependent. You could get lucky. Prepare to not get lucky. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
0 Model ML is more fun / flexible to use, honestly both are pretty close having tried both. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
0 Not all first time funds are created equal. There are new first time funds everyday. Vet the founder. I would personally join a fund II or fund III with fundraising momentum if I’m going to join a relatively new shop. Yourmomhello
0 Actually, the fisherman in your story sold his boat voluntarily, doesn't have to work anymore, and the community has an increased supply of fish at lower prices and higher employment. newlymintedbooth
0 Congrats on BofA! Enjoy 20 dolla amazon gift card bonus! throaway56784
0 FP launched earlier this year from what I've heard (around/post SaaS meltdown), definitely a relevant and positive indicator, Agree that Hg started fundraising a while ago Prospect in IB - Gen
0 Rogo, Harvey, Model ML all raised a ton of money and have to prove their business case. Claude and GPT will eat their lunch. Some law firms bought Harvey, just to tell their clients, hey we have the latest and greatest. johnstamosky
0 holy mid on mid on mid on mid Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 bump. idk how they would actually check what you did in previous internship besides calling someone  Intern in IB - Gen
0 havent heard the best about 26N and Haveli. 26N is mostly Harris money and has only done two deals, seems more like a family office than any real fund. JJPPMM
0 Congrats of AEC man Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
0 say ts to isaiah again and we gonna have a problem. I fw snow latinas as well isaiah valid take deelcheef
0 Many are trying to be operators or independent sponsors. I haven’t seen any good examples of success yet. VP in PE - Other
0 Rogo sucks. Claude or ChatGPT are the only viable path forward. VP in PE - LBOs
0 IBW Frat rankings (Pikapps has the biggest feeder) SpoiledMilkEnjoyer
0 Your comp numbers at the senior level are off by a factor of 4-5. Top biopharma and tech analysts can get high 7 figures + BoredinNY
0 Rogo is my dog's name. Literal dog shit SomeCaliberTalent
0 deelcheefsay ts to isaiah again and we gonna have a problem. I fw snow latinas as well isaiah valid take IsItREPE
0 Fable blows Rogo out of the water. Rogo is dogshit  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Dude, it still makes so many errors, you literally tell it to extract specific info of a deal from a link, and it will take the wrong date, wrong EV etc.  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A