Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

0 How is Citi right now? htx9517
0 i tipped my md 20% simbarawr264
0 i swear this laka dude just sucks Leo off on weekends. im pretty sure none of us are bankers here lol. sounds like you brainless PE dude needs to know this isnt your game and keep pumping out ppt decks retard equitystrat
0 Tell me you didn’t get an offer without telling me you didn’t get an offer lol Thunder46
0 Andrew Tate is what people like Peter Thiel eat for breakfast. Tate is a poseur badboy, whereas Thiel is a real bad boy. Criminal charges don't stick to teflon dons.  zuriwasser
0 And yet here you are, desperately refreshing every UBS thread. If seeing a single UBS post bothers you this much, log off. Nobody appointed you hall monitor for a bank that doesn’t even know you exist Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 This just goes to show how one bad seed can destroy an otherwise positive culture, which is what keeps my up at night as a manager. I would be livid if I lost someone good because there was one jerk,  Managing Director in IB-M&A
0 Can someone confirm? Don’t think this is true lol gru_from_despicable_me
0 sorry boss forced me to post this simbarawr264
0 It was 80-85%. Lower than recent years. fibro
0 Easier to imagine buy-side and SS both going away / getting disintermediated in a convergent way, if not necessarily a simultaneous way, than for buy-side to survive AI disruption while SS goes away. ERdumdum
0 Don’t understand the rudeness. I’ve clearly tried looking it up–I want to hear from people in the industry. No need to be sour dude. Eternal Prospect in IB
0 I have brought it up time to time but there doesn't seem to be any visible repercussions. There might be behind the scenes but nothing I am aware about. Associate 1 in PE - Other
0 It is Infra. Rx is not that technical. The drivers are the lawyer davani1420
0 I work at one now. There's a big difference between liquid restricted and capital restricted in this context from my experience, and how big the deal sizes are. Associate 2 in RE - Other
0 Isn’t the last piece a causality mistake? Director in IB - Cov
0 bet you go to miami loser Prospect in IB - Gen
0 Congrats on PWP lmao Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 A1 top ~75k, A2 top 100k+ Associate 1 in IB-M&A
0 on does-it-get-harder: yes, but not because spots fill up. expectations about how much prep you've done rise the later you are, and these places treat a seat as optional anyway. OFFERGOBLIN
0 Nah cvp better Prospect in IB - Cov
0 . Just_Wanna_Mog
0 Do you often address girls as "he"? nutmegger189
0 World for sale Prospect in S&T - Equities
0 I take it you didn’t get a return offer Prospect in IB - Cov
0 StrategyChimpSpoken from a truly unbiased source 🙄. acethesolve
0 Both. Seems like return rates were around 50-60% across most groups. Intern in IB - Gen
0 50-60ish across all groups Intern in IB - Cov
0 I prefer to read a cim or market study myself and form my views then run the Claude skill and compare  Senior VP in PE - Other
0 Start ups are shitshow and big companies are better. The fascination with startups as PE exits is so confusing to me, you should all just go to the highest paying big company you can find. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
0 "centre" No, europoor, London will never be NYC. Or if ur an asiapoor, HK/Shanghai/Sgpr/Mumbai/Vladivostok rooseveltfan
0 A master at a top UK uni LBS, LSE or Oxford is required for top posts! Go for the cheaper option! With all these you can go to any top master! Should I have to rank: HSG>>Erasmus/Bocconi>SSE boib_1
0 HSG/Bocconi > SSE >> RSM  HSG is top for dach, and places very well in London too. Can't go wrong with it  Investment Manager in Risk Mnmgt
0 antenna.strand5b equitymuncher
0 It’s already closed? Prospect in IB-M&A
0 agree they’ve been falling off. Might even be a rung below MS and Q now, especially with the recent departures  Shmova_Mendoza
0 Anonymous Monkey: fwiw u sound miserable to chat with - genuinely feel bad for those you networked with A7858
0 I am at one of EVR/CVP and I think EVR > GS if your goal is to stay solely in IB/PE. I agree with the associate above that GS beats Evercore if the goal is to work corporate tech or VC. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
0 ban Canadians  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Don't go to any of those masters man. You'll be wasting money. Look into cheaper masters in the EU maybe. You'll have to pay non eu prices now but it's still much cheaper to study there.  Investment Manager in Risk Mnmgt
0 Nah I think you’re overrating GS and CVP here. I’d have EVR > GS overall for pure M&A, but GS TMT > EVR generalist, while EVR Menlo > GS TMT for pure advisory. A7858
0 Backoffice_BossI know its a meme but you don't want to be stuck in a back office role like AM, especially in this market CRE
0 I’d do 5 years of development just to get the skillset and experience (not to become a career developer). odog @digitalimmortality.com
0 bro what? the median person in a pod grad program is on the chopping board lol... chances r you're gonna have a shitty pod, top 25% get more well tenured ones? Taking a return at weiss is strictly a better EV option Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Congrats on UBS, no longer a BB so I assume falls into MM category intelligent_investor_
0 It’s a real step down. newlymintedbooth
0 For example, some of the people in my class are a bit weaker technically and I hear constant remarks and sniggering when they make mistakes. LMEao
0 In Buy side JPM NYC 5 kids got a return, out of 55+. 3 of those 5 were 2nd year DEI interns, take how you will. Rough cycle for Bulge. bgl25a
0 Even before I got into HBS/GSB, I mogged just about everyone no matter the room (based on looks, height, income, job prestige etc.) Especially people like you who are inherently insecure. Now, it's like I'm turbocharged. Fanofoutcomes
0 TLDR. Stopped reading at "Non Target" Tulaner
0 I’d focus more on networking and being sharp technically. I used Capital Interview Experts for prep and thought their questions were pretty similar to what came up in interviews EquityArchitect
0 Agree with OP coming off as fairly sad pathetic person with no EQ lol Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
0 My EQ is off the charts (hence why I've done so well in my career). I'm also very happy with my life, particularly because I've done so well.  Fanofoutcomes
0 Backoffice_BossYes, from a job security view, you are right. But good luck ever exiting AM after being there for 3+ years. CRE
0 Sounds a lot like Tanner especially with the head fake “not providing any more info as I have no desire to dox myself. I was not one of the Barclays > UBS joiners” Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Analyst 2 in IB - ECM
0 Low comp nonetheless. Know an Analyst who got a $0 bonus . Also, know many people whose 2nd year bonus was lower than their first year. Kind of ridiculous to work at a top BB and have comp be so underwhelming. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 all the time. personally, i hate it when the president of my investment banking club is late for our weekly meeting. simbarawr264
0 You’re probably the evil libtard the comment was talking about. More than 50% of the baseload power for data centers is supplied by natural gas, and everything around you is made from petroleum. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
0 Hate to be the bear of bad news but the likelihood of this is little to none. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
0 Correct. Bonuses are above $200k. Think it was 200 for ASO1 last year and expectation is 225 for ASO 2 this year? Something like that. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
0 Two months till my five year stint as an Associate, so I hope this early VP applies to my career progression. simbarawr264
0 Congrats on Houston! You live in a glorified highway. Enjoy the BBQ. Associate Consultant in Consulting
0 Leerink bonuses were bad this year compared to the firm's stellar performance. Heard that the bonus numbers were largely in line with last year and bonuses are definitely not bucketless as characterized in this thread. throwaway99887766
0 In Industrials the MDs that were rain makers left… it was top team but now HC is overtaking Intern in PE - Other
+-1 Sup chat gpt Any 2 IB - Cov.
+-1 I'd disagree. They've been historically in line with BBs and other MM peers. That said, this year seems to be below market which is odd.  Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 man no shit, the point im making is there's tremendous risk but reward fuck that was a useless comment to make  Capital of Structure
+-1 A&M CRG both interns and full time 2026 are out and on their website smooth tiger
+-1 Ah the Classic strawman attempt at a measly comeback when faced with a real argument. Classic ;) Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 It is an incel take, just this website rewards this kind of stupid thinking.  Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 Live your life brother. $400k in the bank at ~27 is phenomenal. You can easily get a great public markets investing seat assuming you were previously at a good shop. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+-1 it's not that hard to get leverage in the public markets...IBKR offers 6% interest rates on margin loans, can invest through LEAPS etc. obviously you get screwed in a downturn and you get margin called VP in PE - LBOs
+-1 Trust me college kids with real career prospects don’t end up at UBS Prospect in IB - Gen
+-1 70% of the RBC SA class were women? This doesnt seem right Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Yeah bro just lump sum when all markets are at ATH Associate 1 in PE - Other
+-1 Thanks, intern. FidelCashFlowz
+-1 Evercore 100% Prospect in AM - Equities
+-1 Was going to help until I saw the smiley face Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 Deal with it.  Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 Mazlow’s Heirarchy of Needs: -wife (skip the below step and hire a hooker) -girlfriend (nobody actually gets here) -UMM PE offer -8k/mo apartment in Tribeca (still alone) Paul_Owen
+-1 Know this isn't related to your question, but can you give some vague details on the types of projects you had? Also the kinds of work people do FT there? Intern in HF - RelVal
+-1 Some analysts run carves at MLP; as you stated, it's very much up to the PM how they organise the book. Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
+-1 awww I hope I didn't hurt Mr. Big Shot PMs feelings too bad, as I see he decided to carpet bomb MS every single comment I ever made on this site immediately after the above post. qnt12345
+-1 Love this thread. Hopefully we can get some insights into silver point, pershing square and lone pine internship opportunities next! Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Well I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for the eventual election that'll dox who you are lol.  PaulAllenIsInLondon
+-1 Anonymous Monkey: Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 UG TimTravelsInRome
+-1 wsj43 laka
+-1 CVP, Lazard, JPM Anonymous Monkey
+-1 All of your comments are spot on and yet there’s this frankly subtle racist idea ‘Abdul’ is at the top because he’s Arab and yet you can’t see it the same in your own system. Anonymous Monkey
+-1 Also, I missed the last part. You are telling me who tends to be the most racist? This has to be a joke. Enigma15
+-1 It's so obvious how much of a poor performing MD you are...  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 Dude, can it with your social justice warrior nonsense. This isn’t 2022. Principal in PE - LBOs
+-1 Indeed!  It’s ‘obviously way worse’ in the Dubai / Abu Dhabi than any where else and you’re able to see this there but not see it at home right under your nose. Anonymous Monkey
+-1 Are those tiny VC firms that somehow have all the big AI names on their website - high paying? Thinking of one that somehow has Perplexity etc...can't imagine people who work there get paid that much? xoxoxoxoxo1231324123
+-1 Until you get to associate  swe2ibd
+-1 Care to comment? #NattyChamps utsup83
+-1 During COVID I was an ASO and staying with my mom who got COVID that in the initial bout. It was really bad. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 He’s lying. Stone cold liar and he’s fooling people. analyzinganalyst