+-1 I’m taking standard formatting as a given…Yes, Harvey ball would be a good example especially if they don’t truly and deeply understand the asset. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-1 Best I can to is more bombs for Israel and a billlion human locusts with fake degrees Anonymous Monkey
+-1 They outperformed everyone in the last month, but you’re right it’s almost certain that they won’t rise to Top 4 level Intern in HF - Macro
+-1 Deleted Anonymous Monkey
+-1 No I did not mate, check the names  Prospect in IB - Gen
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+-1 Maybe if they started closing or leading major deals in North America at the pace that true BBs do, the tone would change Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-1 No body asked about relative to the US. That’s your own butt hurt baggage you bought into the convo. Principal in PE - LBOs
+-1 This is cooking on reddit too..damn promiskueus
+-1 Deleted Anonymous Monkey
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+-1 This just never happened Prospect in IB - Gen
+-1 Del throwawaylmao
+-1 . Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 . Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 Del throwawaylmao
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+-1 Macbook Air? It is under 2k and should do everything except the touch screen. It is probably the best bet for battery vs performance. Even my old M1 Air can last a day and do everything I need. Paul_Owen
+-1 can you pm carlbooss
+-1 Where do you think stock and bonds got their name? it’s amazing how ignorance is a norm. Go look at what dungeons sit under Wall Street and ask yourself who were kept in there and traded. Sadly ignorance is glorified. Enigma15
+-1 Sequioa howtomakeitinamerica
+-1 Why would you go through the pain of lateraling to begin with if you were planning on leaving in a year...? Works at Citigroup
+-1 Be a machine learning PhD Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+-1 CVP "no networking" is a lie, at least in the USA. At their OCR they gave us a slide with all of our school's alumni's names and emails and encouraged us to reach out Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 @GordonDebtCo Admin here. Received... flagging to devs. Looking into it Chief Chuckler
+-1 "Chinese, Iranians, Indians have higher IQs than Europeans as per latest data in 2024." Source ? Partner in PE - LBOs
+-1 Tbh it sounds like you just need to lock in. I wouldn't bother lateraling if you're going to leave the industry in a year or so. MidwestBankr
+-1 oh boy this is fun Quant in HF - Other
+-1 Wah wah wah, everyone in these comments calling OP "pathetic" and preaching the need for confidence but wouldn't hesitate if their wife wanted to buy a new rack. Associate 2 in PE - Growth
+-1 Also anonymous posting hasn’t been working for me recently. Updated the 3 role titles in my profile but still doesn’t let me comment often. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+-1 Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedgeI encourage you to read the lawsuit. His dad was a USMC vet that regularly beat him and his mom. Analyst 1 in S&T - FI
+-1 Thanks for your response. Would something like "networked with x individuals, gaining insight into xyz" be okay? That's pretty much all I've got left to talk about regarding that experience. terrencetao__
+-1 LBS boib_1
+-1 You’re behind the curve. I have a Bloomberg terminal implanted into my brain via neuralink and let my VP contact me Hans Niemann style at any time of the day. Paul_Owen
+-1 No MD would want only brown people Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 Whiny P Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+-1 Are we here to discuss hours or comp? Stick to the topic. Also before anyone starts shouting, I have no affiliation to Fitzrovia Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+-1 bump. Intern in PE - Growth
+-1 do they have good exits? Intern in PE - Growth
+-1 AA is basically dead at this point, and from what I can tell from college admissions, its mostly about zip code. usernameladiesman217
+-1 Theoretically wouldn’t the Millenium pods that manage to get a “spin off” be better than the average Millenium pod? Intern in HF - EquityHedge
+-1 good exits? Intern in PE - Growth
+-1 As a senior incoming at one of the top credit hedge funds mentioned here outside of New York, which are the funds that are most open to first year analysts out of undergrad (HWSM) and what’s the process like? Incoming Analyst in HF - Other
+-1 RBC/TD > BNP rest don’t matter Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+-1 Try these guys: notbulldog1234
+-1 What you smoking? VP in Private Credit
+-1 escp? The insider
+-1 May I ask for the quantitative requirement for the power trading? Many thanks! BesoinMi
+-1 FinGuy123I mean you have a stubborn Fed that is hyper focused on its credibility, so it’s going to prioritize inflation data over any other metrics.  Ozymandia
+-1 Based AF ngl Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 If they're coming for trucking, you can be sure they're coming for "corpfin in a T3 city" Swashbuckler
+-1 "It's not YOUR problem, so stop worrying about it." This is the same type of guy that goes to all the leftist LGBTQ rallies decrying how our society is killing trans folkx. yupoo1
+-1 yo im cooked i bought ubs a year ago as a joke with my friends but just learned that db has gone up 124% ytd. shiiiiiiiiiiiiii Prospect in IB - Cov
+-1 del liquitity-justquit
+-1 they just pick a few random tech stocks and ride it for a decade its like a much crappier QQQ on sharpe/concentration risk basis Research Analyst in HF - Other
+-1 I mean this is a place of highly-driven, career orientated, and consequently intelligent people. People that work in finance that understand the ties and maybe have gone through something similar. FinTechFaker
+-1 Definitely feel like I used to get more thoughtful responses to my posts in general. If I post a question now, I don't get very much useful advice, and I've tapered down posting here. m_1
+-1 UBS lagging European peers, there’s articles about it Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 How is VP all in only $320k? Associates at some shops make more than that Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Yes, between the two of us, I’m the one who needs to touch a real woman lol. Smoke Frog
+-1 Arini in the US is mostly a CLO shop and is small. They Spend most of their time doing that. If you wanna do distressed, it’s a great firm with good returns. Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+-1 Anonymous Monkey: Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 WSO advertising to students have massively downgraded the quality of the posts. They come in and chat all this BS and think the reason they are employed jerking off in their dorm is because of DEI. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Thought they filled most (if not all) of their class during on-cycle last year?  Incoming Analyst in Consulting
+-1 they already ban anyone who rightfully complains about you human locusts Anonymous Monkey
+-1 EQT does not have any aso on the buyout team in London. Guess CVC win by default. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Too many opinionated kids and trolls, not enough older heads. Rabbit
+-1 Worked with London team - very strong and good deal flow but at the junior level a lot of exist to KRR and other good funds Works at Bank of America Merrill Lynch
+-1 I've got an offer from UCL for bsc archaeology, do you recon this will give me a better shot in IB than a finance/maths related degree at bayes and qmul? thanks quinnresli
+-1 You guys seriously need to go take a look at my comment a few weeks ago about cold email: www.walls monkeyvjit
+-1 $150 all in? OUch.  Capital of Structure
+-1 Hi man, i have some insight, try PMing me notbulldog1234
+-1 Oh buddy. Only if you knew my resume notbulldog1234
+-1 I hear this so often, and it's just such a bad take. The only reason HFs underperform the S&P is because ever since 2008, everyone has moved metrics over to alpha from beta. usernameladiesman217
+-1 This is patently false. You clearly don’t work in the industry. VP in PE - LBOs
+-1 Great culture, massive deal flow (mostly sponsor backed). PE exits to MM mostly, building out PC exits with some notable IB laterals. WSOstudent51235
+-1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, here's what you need to know: Flexibility for Transition to Quant Research: WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 The best part about the sell-side is that if you are motivated and committed you can become a top analyst at any shop. The downside is that if you are a coaster you are capped at 300-400k for the rest of your life. equityresearch99
+-1 haha try it if you are actually going to do it but closer to 3.5 cause that is realistically what you are going to get clLLOALL
+-1 Brian marks is that you?? The same 13 yo with the hip hop reddit? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Bumping clLLOALL
+-1 Sweatshop but still best M&A deal exposure you can get at DB (albeit TMT on par lately). L6M exits include Oaktree and Bain Cap as well as laterals to GS and JPM Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 someone answer my questionnnnnnn clLLOALL
+-1 HSBC no longer has a US IBD franchise. nutmegger189
+-1 Bump rajpatel888
+-1 Lol it's always the most insecure people that need an external validation like finance to make them feel worthy 🤣🤣 fuku
+-1 First time I see it Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 usernameladiesman217 Analyst 1 in Consulting
+-1 Bump Intern in ER
+-1 Incoming Analyst in HF - OtherWhat about public credit funds like Abrams Baupost Finepoint? VP in Research - FI
+-1 Your friend running the instagram page - what kind of content does he post, and how does it make money? Is it a consumer brand? Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 What bank is doing layoffs for lending teams? This is still probably one of the best debt markets of all time. Your issue isn't lending, it's the bank you're at.  Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+-1 Did you say making close to six figures? Meaning you make less than 100k? I made 150k my first year out of college in 2010 lol. Jesus what a loser to think making 90k in 2025 is killing it. Smoke Frog
+-1 We use lucitetombstones out of RI. Have o ly had outstanding results the past 9 years. SP-investor
+-1 Bro has clearly never worked at tmega fund. FundingSecured
+-1 Ridiculous take. You have the advantage of coming from a target school and a non-traditional background. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 It should be same as all other banks and teams Works at Bank of America Merrill Lynch
+-1 . PM in HF - Macro
+-1 these tests are pretty random, you just have to practice -jobtestprep has a good package for summer internships, otherwise your caree Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 lol interested in breaking into a completely different field but can't be bothered to make his/her own account to ask the question themselves bodes pretty well for succeeding in a hyper-competitive investing environment Investment Analyst in HF - Other