+4   Intern in PE - LBOs
+4 A burner to make this long-ass thing? Yeah, you are just an intern who didn’t get a rt. Sorry, bro.  user_5991
+4 REPE is a bit like HERPES. You can try to hide that it’s a part of you, but it’ll never go away.   IsItREPE
+4 Congrats on Bain Nurse Rahma Dikhinmabhatt
+4 I agree, RIP Jarambe VP in IB - Gen
+4 the offices / suits are accurate (at least for the year it was filmed, now the offices are much nicer) GS under Blankfein
+4 Imagine being an intern knowing your Associate is relying on WSO to decide whether you deserve a return offer. crazylifechoices
+4 George Bush met Harambe’s mom in 1998.  What if harambe and his family master minded the Iraq war? Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+4 I've worked in multifamily brokerage to past 15 years. I have seen it all. The rise and fall of the giants. Some syndicators are good some are ok and some are total morons. All these guys think they are gurus. QueefLatifah69
+4 You can do this babe ❤️❤️ Intern in IB - Cov
+4 Seeing many of the same trends.  If I'm future'casting, I think kids in high school need to get real world experience. asmith_1
+4 The only shops worth even applying for are BMO, National and Scotia. Half of RBCs team has quit plus you never see them on anything. CIBC same thing you rarely see them. SniffinPanties
+4 Interviewed for coverage M&A at a couple of EBs  PJT - Multi-step accounting, got asked about financial ratios, and overall a very rigid technical right or wrong interview  Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+4 Associate 1 in Consulting Associate 1 in IB - Restr
+4 God help us all Prospect in IB-M&A
+4 I wish I had more specific advice. Biggest advantage I had was being and A2A and a number of closed deals sitting in the associate seat from pitch to close I could speak through on. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+4 Depends. When I know a company cold I just look for drivers / bridges to the main numbers that will make a difference. RPO, revenue growth, margins/costs, something event driven. Managing Director in HF - Other
+4 Zohran is a parasite Xhamster02
+4 I am not in tech so I cannot speak on Haveli in terms of strategy, don't know anything except their record fundraise and their founder background. On 26North, I think it's the opposite of an AUM game. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+4 You’re forgetting an important few Managing Director in HF - Other
+4 I've seen this kind of take a lot so I have to say I think WSO slightly overstates the effect of the larger cohort size. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+4 How much is an appropriate coinvest amount in that case? I'm in the market for LMM/MM SA roles and the pay ranges I'm being quoted are anywhere from 350k to as low as 220k cash (heinous). Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+4 Feds did a sweep 👮‍♀️ hankpim
+4  If you get a return offer in a good group at a reputable bank, I would encourage you to seriously consider taking the offer. RCJ92
+4 Used to be a jeff. WSO was right. Worst culture. Worst WLB. Worst people. Even if you can deal with the first two, that last part will get you. Actual SDE. They know they’re not top tier. Anonymous Monkey
+4 WLB here is not “fine” Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+4 Too soon because most investments were made in 2024-today and won't be realized for another several years. larry david
+4 Heard WLB there is comically far from fine. Lol Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+4 AN1:  Top - $34k Middle - $28k - Bottom - $14k AN2: Top - $44k Middle - $38k - Bottom - $18k AN3 - Top - $48k Middle - $42k Bottom - $20k  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+4 Yeah I remember them saying they were catching up to the biggest banks with 400-500 MDs, so pretty low revenue per MD Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+4 lay people will swoon over credit risk analysts in houston just because they work for JPM. none of this shit matters… Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+4 If you are looking to exit PE into FP&A, but are worried about any career downsides, you should look for early stage finance roles. Associate 1 in PE - Other
+4 Not a surprise as markets is pulling their weight and majority of the income of the bank is WM Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+4 They just did Anyscale sell side and you have to realize they’re limited by headcount. They are still the go to bank retard. fkmyahhboi
+4 Echo comment above  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+4 PFA is only ~3% of revenue, what are you talking about? It's a public company so you can check yourself. The_Fisher_Account
+4 This is the way. I honestly view IB / PE as extensions of your education so I’d still do them for just that piece alone honestly. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+4 The IS model is typically not a great tradeoff as a junior if you have the option to join a more established fund. StrategyJunkie
+4 Crazy to see this 12 years later  asteroid
+4 It's 100% a sales job, so just like any sales job infinite upside/downside, so be ready to wake up at 2am with insane anxiety because you haven't gotten a paycheck in a couple years. asmith_1
+4 Absolutely Migsun Nehru Place is the place to be. Its the happening spot of spots. They call it the new Las Vegas of India for a reason.  VP in RE - Comm
+4 Maybe Sponsors and Tech for relative WLB. The downside is that Sponsors doesn't really do anything and has recently fired juniors. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+4 This is the most accurate and succinct description I have seen about why the bottom groups at UBS suck so bad. The people are the real reason, not just the hours. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+4 Ignore title, VP in VC. Associate 1 in PE - Other
+4 A bit of a pep talk. Nearly everyone will have to deal with aging parents.  After having to change your dad’s adult diaper, changing your baby’s diaper one day will seem like a piece of cake.  odog @digitalimmortality.com
+4 Like half of this list is flat out wrong lmao. Kudos for being able to get meaningful info about ft recruiting as an intern at cross-cap-stack SM HF.  Intern in IB - Gen
+4 I'm going to assume you're an incoming freshman? Just because clubs don't (or at least didn't) recruit at the end of the year usually. throwaway29245
+4 You guys are so fucked lol Assistant in Research - Other
+4 Most large institutional firms (pe firms, lifecos, etc.) have some sort of allocation to it. Not a pure industrial guy but have done a decent amount of work in the space. 2cxpsqcf8t
+4 PM has observed in the past or you being influenced by vol in positions and wants to not show you PM does not want to or intends not to pay you if performing wellPM wants to hide how bad you guy LSMacroEquities
+4 British farmland. Climate change is making certain regions of Britain more akin to prime wine growing regions of France. CRE
+4 leftcoastlenny: Investment Analyst in RE - Comm
+4 I would strongly caution against interpreting recruiter spam or LinkedIn ghost job postings as actual hiring.  IsItREPE
+4 OP here. Stayed away from recruiting. Told HH I will be traveling for 1-1.5 years and temporarily deleted my LinkedIn. Hired the best lawyer possible. Acquitted of all charges. Got my records expunged. VP in Private Credit
+4 TBH funds love marketing their "competitive edge" to raise capital...but at the end of the day, it's really a lot of luck, their talent bench of investors / operators and how well they retain their top talent (sounds chees VP in PE - LBOs
+4 My firm is capitalizing on the resurgence of well located office and getting crushed by shitty office. (All purchased pre 2019). Associate 3 in RE - Comm
+4 Look at "economyisland" comment history - 5 comments all defending Onex VP in PE - LBOs
+4 time for him to meth around Intern in IB - Cov
+4 To all the rising sophomores worried about investment banking recruiting, this is an accurate representation of your competition. Hope this helps with yalls anxiety. Intern in IB-M&A
+4 Venture x basically pays for itself via the $300 statement credit and $100 worth of points. Just have to take 1 trip per year and you’re in the green. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+4 Citizens of a country don’t have a monopoly on their own country? LOL Sounds like a lot of cope from a non-US citizen. Kick rocks Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+4 I made it up fuck off Prospect in IB-M&A
+4 I’m debating if doing it could be worse than sitting on the sidelines. I have a good resume, but would no name bucket shop with a short tenure make me look worse as I continue to apply places? Director in RE - Comm
+4 Just rule of law, respect and protection of private property and personal safety, free market (capitalistic system that allows for the market-driven exchanges of inputs and outputs), smaller government in the sense of one howumm
+4 You took a different path than most military. There are a lot of programs in place for direct transition without MBA but the problem you’ll face is they’re more oriented toward folks with no biz experience. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+4 Nah they just started last weekend. Specifically during the world cup to test how dedicated students are Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+4 $350k all-in is only a lot of money to 26 year olds and people living in Winston-Salem North Carolina. The math isn’t what you’ll make now in either seat, its the trajectory. Principal in PE - LBOs
+4 delete Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+4 It is interesting for sure. I am one of the older people here as well and back when I started CRE had a small presence relatively speaking. It was as smaller % of AUM for most firms. teddythebear
+4 Unironically the most valuable lesson I learned from UBS 11_Madison_Perc
+4 You want to know what honestly is the best thing to do. Take that $100M and drop in the S&P 500 and call it a day. No Im being serious. VP in RE - Comm
+4 Would not give too much weight to the comments above (perhaps just outdated). Gekkoprotege
+4 I would not join a social fraternity with any expectation of it helping with recruitment.  Prospect in IB - DCM
+4 Is anybody at UBS happy? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+4 Hilarious post across many perspectives. No insight to your question but felt this post deserved more engagement. AKBOS
+4 Barclays MDs twiddling fingers and watching their analysts run off to cry in the bathroom Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+4 Currently at a quant fund in Greenwich as an intern, so please discount my input accordingly, but figured I could pitch in. Every morning from 6 to 7 am, I see countless people board the train to commute to the city. Intern in PropTrad
+3 Exactly, the funniest thing is these idiots would be the first to complain about delivery fees skyrocketing if NYC stopped being fueled by immigrant labor. yopierre
+3 I work at one of these. Endless fucking work that is actually boring af. Idk why everyone thinks RX is some glory hole of sick, interesting work.  user_5991
+3 Of course it’s a red flag, but when has that ever stopped a desperate man? IsItREPE
+3 thanks for the responses. Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+3 happens every few years like clockwork. Incoming Analyst in S&T - Equities
+3 Obviously focus your pitches on current, actionable situations. People don't care that much about past ideas (and frankly you can make up a lot of it) if you're not a PM. MMPM
+3 Being married works for the BYU guys lol lack_of_funding
+3 CRESF wasn't talking about how real estate wasn't fulfilling fantasies anymore. He was talking about how most of the sentiment is about not having a paycheck or some level of income. Associate 3 in RE - Comm
+3 Great gmat, good internships, solid chances for all your Mfin choices.  Intern in IB-M&A
+3 I'm struggling to see why you would want to stay there is objectively no benefit. Gold-ManSacks
+3 for reference im in a leadership position at one of my schools consulting clubs at a target/high semi-target for MBB. wangmi
+3 I wouldn’t say it’s ingenious or stupid—going for the network is a top reason for most attending. While it can help some people with their job immediately post MBA, a lot are thinking more long term. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+3 I'm Dubai-based and and have been at a pod HF. I had a consulting friend go into a SWF in AD. PE rather than public markets, but investing nonetheless.  Emerging Monkey EMBA
+3 Nice AI slop - trying to masquerade it with lowercase letters and spaced-out em dashes isn't fooling anyone Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+3 My family is close friends with the founder of the firm. I had an "interview" with him and then went out with the team I'd be working with and then was offered. Pretty much all nepotism, not traditional recruiting. steroidmonkey
+3 Just wish my entire background wasn't CRE finance (bachelors degree included) because I would have been out two years ago. This is legit all I practically know.  Associate 2 in RE - Comm
+3 From the perspective of someone that went to LMM PE from a MM IB Pros: Better WLB for me, more interesting work, feel like I've gained a broader skillset if I wanted to start my own company Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+3 Yeah, I just think it’s an ad lol. No way people were fucking just happy to trust a chatbot. CVC paid WSJ to run that shit. It’s nonsense.  user_5991
+3 Have you tried dating a STRAIGHT man?? mara20
+3 Apply for Central & Eastern Europe coverage roles in London/Paris and you're golden. There's some out for Jeffries if I remember correctly. Prospect in Acct - Other
+3 Agreed although I think age/seniority is an important consideration.  If you're young, the boring/dry REPE is good pedigree/reps and you can subsequently transition to the developer/operator. asmith_1
+3 Not sure why you're getting MS, I don't recall seeing Greenhill on a buyside/sellside for any UMM deal for the last 3-4 years I've been working  VP in PE - LBOs
+3 Navy/Charcoal suit with no tie, you can ditch the jacket if its really hot outside but some coffee shops will be blasting AC so I'd bring it with you and just carry it in your arms. Prospect in IB-M&A