+-1 weed (indica) is the only full-proof solution. melatonin works a bit too and is harmless, but it won't do that much. Kevin25
+-1 Can you please elaborate on GPUG? infravc
+-1 …so it wasn’t stolen. What was the point of this thread? Don’t you have friends you can text this shit to? IsItREPE
+-1 How is the Industrials team? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 I only have one rule in life, and that's to never take advice from a guy who is 5'2. monkeynevercramp
+-1 It's the content police 🚨 Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+-1 Hilarious post. Congrats on Dartmouth. If you're going to let someone's height influence or determine whether you think they are trustworthy or knowledgeable you're just as stupid as you sound. alexcokke
+-1 infravcCan you please elaborate on GPUG? I'm interning elsewhere but I know some of the GPUG team at MS London.  Prospect in IB - Gen
+-1 Gay answer who cares where the banks r acc from enlightenedfinancebro
+-1 I think with the recent rise of banks like WF, Citi, and Barclays, it cut out a lot of their deals. As tech gets more and more overwhelming strong, the advantage of being smarter/more intelligent diminishes. Assistant in Legal
+-1 don’t u have SATs to be studying for? Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 DWS, Robecco, Amundi lim12
+-1 u get the chance to replace him why would u wanna leave u doofus Intern in ER
+-1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, here's a breakdown of your situation and questions: WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 GS, JPM, MS exits to usual MFPE Infra, but also some decent buyout PE  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 It's a good thread idea tbh wallstrett
+-1 nope, they should be fine. they're probably underwriting much bigger M&A story than your IC? or they see AI cost efficiencies? would also depend on the asset and how much private credit exposure they have. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 GS, JP, MS exit to MF infra shops. Roths, Deutsche Bank, Evercore, DC, Macquarie also have very good advisory services in London but they lack strong exits Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 Maybe you should've done DCM.. Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+-1 wallstrettYou do realise this is the Off section right? IsItREPE
+-1 Simply not true. Infra is not like other sectors. It is very specialised. infravc
+-1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, there is no specific information available regarding Microsoft's new Dallas office(s) or any plans to lease new office space in Dallas and its surrounding suburbs. WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 It's definitely WB. Works at Houlihan Lokey
+-1 wallstrett IsItREPE
+-1 bump! Looking for insights on London Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 what target?  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 A post clearly categorized as “All United States” and “United States West” isn’t where you’ll find best luck Prospect in IB - Cov
+-1 Just because your parents are successful, it doesn’t mean you will be too, and that’s ok VP in IB - Cov
+-1 And yet companies like Anthropic are profitable. And when they increase prices, people don't laugh and say "that's stupid". ojapar20
+-1 You are already doing that, your taxes fund their contracts! Surprised there isn’t a political discount on the stock…populist pushback against Musk and “trillionaires” from the left/democrats. TopBoy.-
+-1 NYC is definitely better for dudes and SF is better for chicks. I’m an average looking girl and met my husband, who is an absolute Adonis of a man, and also charismatic and brilliant, a week after moving to SF. GrownAssGirlCap
+-1 William Blair experienced significant turmoil due to overhiring during a period of booming deal flow in 2020-2021, particularly in mid-market tech and healthcare. WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 I was wrong.  Lets see where it ends up, though, when the lockups start burning off. Ozymandia
+-1 No bots pls toblerone1221
+-1 Get outside a little before worrying about this Prospect in IB - Cov
+-1 "Elon has never done anything at Tesla / SpaceX ever!" What specific things has Elon done at Tesla and SpaceX? jl12
+-1 Who cares what deals you do? Exit well and be the actual decision maker in the room. Solving for exits and experience EB>BB on the median. At the top, the same. chimpanzee123
+-1 They do and there are a lot of investor45
+-1 wallstrettJust put the SpaceX stock in the bag lil bro. Nah.  I'll let you buy the peak. Ozymandia
+-1 You're clueless. ojapar20
+-1 AM tag checks out  TopBoy.-
+-1 I’m not sure where you got I’m looking down on Elon from? I’m looking down on you. I’m looking down on anyone who works in publics who would ever say they would never bet against XYZ. TopBoy.-
+-1 what's DK. I think apollo also might run a program. A mjority of your firms probably dont pay 170k+ out of undergard too marltov
+-1 Bump lkfdshfkhask
+-1 Least obvious engagement bait Prospect in IB - Cov
+-1 Every big pod and quant fund have people doing this. It’s a lot of data science, running regressions and trying to find signals to trade stocks. investor45
+-1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, navigating a mid-level career freeze, especially at the "upper" Associate level, is a common challenge. Here’s a breakdown of your options with insights from similar discussions: WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 In terms of pure comp it typically goes1. Qatalyst2. Centerview 3. Dyal & Co, Tidal, AECA4. PJT/PWP/MOE/EVR/LAZ Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 wsp has a great ppt course for ~$80 rockiemountainoyster
+-1 Thanks, Claude!  CRE
+-1 ok charlialxendr
+-1 Your dear mother Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Amherst no dif. Amherst recruits just as well as most Ivy's and ofc you want to be in the US. Take a hint from the prince of Monaco and go Amherst. Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 Someone please inform me why I am being downvoted? sm17
+-1 would look at five arrows instead Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+-1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, your background in equity research, buy-side investing, and exposure to minority investments in private companies already provides a solid foundation for transitioning into Growth Equ WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 Just left Asia and back to the US.   odog @digitalimmortality.com
+-1 IsItREPE odog @digitalimmortality.com
+-1 I would worry less about your “free perks” and worry more about getting a “return offer” KageSelly
+-1 Probably Wendys fry cook. That place is open 24/7... do they ever sleep?  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 Thank you. This technology is going to change the world. LLMs are just the beginning. The hardware space is moving fast even in America, and will touch fields like autonomous devices, healthcare, and more.  ojapar20
+-1 you are just parroting what the media is gossiping about if you actually know how europeans do their deals.  lim12
+-1 Have heard that the ex-LAZ bankers in the LA office are quite good. I do not know if they have actually done any deals recently. jasp88
+-1 TopBoy.-I will never understand the obsession of grown men to actively spend time proclaiming someone else is the greatest of all time.  Ozymandia
+-1 bump sp1313
+-1 Remote is common with external teams in funds that have their own entity (most common in mlp), usually the PM doesn't care and want to be tied to an office either. cp5670
+-1 What does the fact that Elon came from money have anything to do with being the greatest entrepreneur of all-time?  Ozymandia
+-1 I answered OP’s question directly and corrected you for assuming it was an exaggeration now I’m a EVR shill? Lmao Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 One is a federal holiday the other is not Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+-1 The multifamily market in 2026 appears to be grappling with significant challenges, as highlighted in your observations. WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 CVP smokingdatpack
+-1 Investment Analyst in HF - Event David Constabile
+-1 You said comp is at or slighty above market. Care to share total comp, structure and progression? Research Analyst in AM - Equities
+-1 What? I work in IB now and am far from getting cooked. Idk what you’re even talking about. Sorry you couldn’t hack it. user_5991
+-1 That's your best response to everything I wrote? Clearly, you have no counter. ojapar20
+-1 This is just Williams cope, Amherst alumni are not like this Intern in Consulting
+-1 Even in the UK LSE is not seen on the same level as HYP. Donkey from Shrek
+-1 I'm around 30yo and am settled down: have a fiancee who I've been with for 7 years. Kevin25
+-1 Not really, Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday, so makes sense to not celebrate if you’re not Jewish. Juneteenth is an American holiday. bluebottlesipper
+-1 PokerSlopWarsHave you considered making a website where people could bet on bots playing poker against other bots?  genius  Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+-1 It is actually updating PPTs until 3am at a Hilton Garden Inn in Nowheresville, Minnesota on your 14th consecutive weekly trip there Analyst 1 in Consulting
+-1 Are you lying during your interviews about why you’re no longer with your previous firm? Not sure how you would make it to the offer stage, let alone past the first phone call, without being asked about it. Amazon Prime
+-1 thank you! and then the performance reviews themselves are a popularity and likability contest for the most part.   Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Wells for better comp, hours, people, mega-deals Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 UBS ranked #31 on Q2 fees and WF ranked #4. UBS is over WF makes no sense.  PWP too high NBTtmoon
+-1 RBC is definitely better than those   Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 except exits… Intern in IA
+-1 I definitely have when I was an intern, even if it was CDD that's taken place. No reason to think interns don't contribute. Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+-1 Marc Rowan's arguments touch on two key points: the challenges facing traditional PE due to software exposure and the concerns around private credit distress being attributed to underwriting discipline rather than systemic WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 . Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 I didn't pull up my comp reports (you can find them online from many of the providers) but I'm sure KKR is in line with the other mega funds. My guess is $700-900k cash and $5m+ of carry.  StrategyJunkie
+-1 FIG, Energy and Real Estate are probably the least applicable to other sectors  dibbokhan
+-1 Typical Canadian finance student obsessed with first year salary. probably a rotman goblin. Take a breath and touch some grass, TB in any bank is paradise  newjazz1
+-1 Analyst 2 in IB - CB newjazz1
+-1 cb is back office. congrats on cibc btw newjazz1
+-1 del Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 Congrats on    Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 OP, where do you want to be long-term, what do you want to study? I would probably go to Cambridge to study maths and get a job in London, while for the US its always Harvard, without a question. loser1234
+-1 I remember when that word used to mean something. Congrats on I couldn’t care less to look at your profile. chimpychimper
+-1 Yeah, what's your point? yopierre