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+27 Word of advice. Keep it like that, keep focusing on work and getting smarter in what you are passionate about in your down time. Put all the money you aren’t spending into the market. EnterpriseSoftwareLBO
+27 They missed the part where UBS lost of the bakeoff to a legitimate BB. Although I guess that was implied by the girl being able to make her yoga class. VP in IB - Gen
+27 Tom Cruise is 5’4 and banged Katie Holmes - always remember, you are not short - she is too tall (always keep their confidence down) Associate 1 in RE - Other
+27 Don't worry, she will become an "activist" and "social media influencer." Five years from now, she'll put out a video saying how getting fired from Deloitte was the best thing to ever happen to her and how she loves being Prospect in 
+27 Recognizing that there are 2 genders Cav21x
+27 why do you have to drag Applebee's into this? Lizard Brain
+27 SB if you're republican 6969
+27 Holy shit shut up nerd. You're overthinking it. Anonymous Monkey
+27 I’ve about had it with this website Intern in IB - Gen
+27 Yeah my balls too Prospect in IB - CB
+27 No. In fact, quite the opposite. After the internship ends we will singlehandedly fire all of you. Associate 2 in Other
+27 Figure i'd add some based on myself... hmm Jamie_Diamond
+27 Yea minivans are TERRIBLE Wallstreetneversleeps
+27 1 month subscription to WSJ. - DB Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+27 https://i.redd.it/louak40hmyc11.jpg</a" alt="OP IRL" /> Jeff Skilling
+27 Sounds like he/she hasn't actually done anything at all yet  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+27 Throw out the black dress shirt pequiteer
+27 I'm a soyboy beta numale consoomer cuck, AMA 6969
+27 Not something you need to declare but i'd recommend that some point during the interview process you make it known that you would be willing to amputate the arm if necessary BatemanBatemanBateman
+27 Damn that's pretty hardcore of you bro. Cheers to being a stud Intern in CorpFin
+27 Its not hard at all just gotta make sure you know a good story for a time you worked on a team  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+27 What's the story you pitch to b-schools? They must get literally hundreds of applicants just like you, talking about the same types of deals and with similar pedigree and work experience ... how on earth do you stick out? AllStateRap
+27 why tf would an ibanker debate about the black scholes model weird flex but ok bro knightbanker
+27 Lol, the interview question killed me The Pharma Guy
+27 Alright gang who's taking the hirevue for nyibd first & dropping the q's Prospect in IB - Gen
+27 it'd be pretty funny if there was a site similar to WSO where girls write stuff like: "How I went from 10 rejections to one dream sugar daddy", "Acing the first date with an Investment Banker", "Life after sugar dating - t silverbananapotassium
+27 Yeah we really should have a monitoring system for who gets to do AMA's Bo Vice
+27 "WillytheGent"Do any of you talk to women Clearly not. CRE
+27 all of yall are tripping imo. would take any of the top 6 EBs over any of the mid tier BBs. gugg/greenhill would be toss up though ihavb1gc0ck
+27 when I didn’t get into pe Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+27 I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day. Goya Beans
+27 I think this is what Trump meant by the cure cant be worse than the problem....yall have way too much time to think these days ShortAndBrutallyHonestCommenter
+27 You’re a 7x sex-haver? My god this is unheard of Banking Sucks Guys
+27 rona szn came early where are the limes? leonardo dicaprisun
+27 +1 If she is a smoke show then the MD will try to smash but if she is ugly then he will get roasted for dating a jar jar binks looking chick. leonardo dicaprisun
+27 AMA: Desperately hoping this kid isn't at my shop Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+27 Wow, if Mexico is one of your favorite places of all time, you're going to love the rest of the world. dickiegreenleaf
+27 Why was he banned? Fuck man, now my account name won’t be as funny TheArtMajor
+27 This guy is going to become the Investment Banking version of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. MonopolyMoney
+27 No responsibilities with unlimited resources, and your dream is to move to Germany and work at a fucking Baskin-Robbins? This is going to be my new favorite interview question The Real Donnie Azoff
+27 Know any good party life hacks I can try? Hugh Myron
+27 Appletinis are gay 6969
+27 Leave it to a guy named "theaccountingmajor" to ask about body count twice on the same thread lol DJ D-Sol
+27 https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/tinderbot.gif</a" alt="this" /> I'm actually a squirrel
+27 Listen you retarded shit, when I give a dog a bone I don't want to hear what it fucking tastes like. C.R.E. Shervin
+27 Bout tree fiddy Dig Bumb Idiot
+27 On WSO recently, I saw someone post a shirtless mirror selfie while wearing a winter hat indoors. Do you think that was an Einstein move? DickFuld
+27 Offer your boss an OTPHJ and see if he goes for that The Assman
+27 "computerized" If you guys are so confident, why not put your money where your mouth is and short it once the futures exchanges go live? ForexOptions
+27 Brazzers Inc. Arti
+27 He climbed the ladder and pulled it up behind himself adapt or die
+26 Anyone that doesn't say Option 1 is an actual moron. gufmo
+26 as accurate as my first dcf Intern in IB-M&A
+26 Asian girls from NYU Stern think Hinge is a networking app for IB  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+26 You will do wonders for your reputation by identifying all the minutia that goes into your job and executing it flawlessly. APAE
+26 Secondaries are a shit industry and you don't want none of it. It's definitely not as respected right now, and pay no attention to what you hear about secondaries. Trust me. I'm a secondary investor NCage541
+26 Continuing to log in to this website  CRE
+26 UBS fucked over half of their 2022 intern class who had signed return offer contracts and were supposed to start in July 2023. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+26 I'm not sure why it's a surprise to you that HK has changed - this always seemed inevitable from the beginning. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+26 Congrats on Forvis Mazars KageSelly
+26 OnlyFans if you can pull it off... JamieDiamondHands
+26 Arms dealer all day and don’t look back. Exit opps include warlord or, if you’re good enough, oligarch. How much for a used F-16 btw? VP in PE - LBOs
+26 What you’ll find is students have all the smart sounding ideas rehearsed thanks to AI but don’t actually understand any of them. Stick around for the QnA and you’ll see what I mean. war dog
+26 Informal “Union Quiz” (10 Questions) 1. Control of Work Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+26 You my friend. It will be you. No doubt about it. 26 max. Prospect in IB - Cov
+26 Fair enough. Let's cut the platitudes and buzzwords.  Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+26 Sounds like you work at Citi high hopes
+26 Who - I'm a development manager for a multi-family and mixed use development company. We build anything from student housing and garden product to high end town centers and high rises. CRE
+26 Well first, congrats on Lazard. Let’s bump that puppy down to EB tier 2 along with Moelis and PWP, thanks. Second, go get laid intern. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+26 At UBS, targets, semi-targets, and non-targets all go hungry  Intern in IB - Gen
+26 It’s becoming a corporate job. You go up in the pyramid sucking up and when the time passes by, the quality of your work doesn’t matter that much. You’re disincentivized to act in an entrepreneurial way. PatrickBateman1
+26 "I don't really take shit from people"- Managing Director in IB-M&A VP in PE - LBOs
+26 Given all this context, here are my considerations: If you want to make tons of money, the finance area is not the best place. JT the funky homo sapien
+26 Doesn’t seem that hard to do at a good SM Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+26 good post. basically be a submissive cuckold and you will flourish. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+26 People like you are insufferable.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+26 The implication being that your sex isn’t with girls muckfercedes
+26 No one: Absolutely no one: Interns: how do i become a billionaire Mikhail_Khodorkovsky
+26 Nothing qualifies me at all. It's my opinion, take it as it is. I don't respond to anyone from my alma mater who uses pronouns. It's political virtue signaling, and in all honesty it's soft as f*ck.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+26 I have worked on multiple large franchise deals for PE firms in the food&bev space and personally evaluated several hundred individual franchise locations. AttackSnail
+26 Well said. I will live and die on that pod hill. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+26 WTF is your point?  Research Analyst in AM - Equities
+26 Probably $20-30 but if your pod underperforms by 50 bps on a market and factor neutral basis that week you are forced to eat human faeces until morale improves  cortana
+26 The gap between target and non-Target is the most interesting part of this. EllyEquity
+26 R: 184 G: 206 B: 222 Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+26 You’re diversity aren’t you? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+26 6 YOE in nyc. I worked with plenty of “H1Bs” and turns out they aren’t that different to you and me. Hungry to do well and wants to make money... cowleycrackheadd
+26 Lmfao I literally said this exact same thing not too long ago. If the sophomores on here, say your bank is "shit" or has no dealflow or exits you run that way. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+26 Esuric gave probably the best and most level headed/reasonable response you're going to get from anyone regards to how to handle it while taking the high road. MonkeyWrench
+26 Don't hook up with people from work. It's a remarkably bad idea. Don't hook up with your clients either. brotherbear
+26 No one gonna say it? The real reason London has gotten so much worse in recent years? Aight  analyzinganalyst
+26 Not cool to single this kid out, totally below the belt. Anyone who knows ball has seen something exactly like this play out 1000s of times. Prospect in IB - Gen
+26 I worked there for many years, but grew to hate the culture and left for that reason. Some examples of things Bridgewater did that most would find inconceivable at my current firm:  Works at D.E. Shaw
+26 "Haha I hope Tel Aviv gets glassed and AIPAC stops buying our politicians" is the only right response bhguingyujh
+26 Congrats on meal stipend! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+26 60+ tabs sounds like a skill issue on your part. What are you trying to do model out how many times your residents flush the toilet. larry david
+26 I'm the only non-target in a "prestigious" group on the street and let me tell you by the way these kids try to talk to girls, they're the closest thing to a sex offender I've ever seen - and they all made it to the street CHECK6
+26 It's important to remember that every career path has its challenges  I think this is the closest I have seen to Monkey Bot telling someone that they're fucked. notmy.realname
+26 No Homo Capital Partners TechnoDemon
+26 This isn't an AMA lmao Analyst 1 in IB-M&A