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8/28/12

Ok. I'm going to get sh*t on REAL hard for making this thread but whatever. I just got an e-mail from a friend who just started HBS. I'm pasting the contents below verbatim, except for names of course.

"Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But yeah, HBS just started, still going through orientation. Man, I'm having a f*cking blast so far. Tons of parties, people getting blasted every night. Of course once classes start, we will calm down just a little bit. Lol. But i've been going out to tons of spots in boston and meeting chicks left and right. You're right about the H-bomb. It's definitely powerful!

Half of my classmates are in relationships, but it's not going to last past black october. People are hooking up like rabbits already, and any long-distance relationship will not last. I have my eye on a few chicks; we'll see what unfolds.

You should join us for a trip once you're done with applications. We already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever we want.

Anyways, gotta go. Let's keep in touch, and let me know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"
Harvard Business School
Class of 2014

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8/28/12

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

what happens if you don't get in? Will life be over? no.

What if you do? Will your ego likely explode to douche-canoe dangerous levels? likely.

Either way, have mercy on us.

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8/28/12

This sounds like something I could write after orientation week in every year of my undergrad.

8/28/12

Fucking pathetic. Stay retired.

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8/28/12

trolling

no one writes an email like that...no one

8/28/12
Brady4MVP:

Ok. I'm going to get shit on REAL hard for making this thread but whatever. I just got an e-mail from a friend who just started HBS. I'm pasting the contents below verbatim, except for names of course.

"Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But yeah, HBS just started, still going through orientation. Man, I'm having a fucking blast so far. Tons of parties, people getting blasted every night. Of course once classes start, we will calm down just a little bit. Lol. But i've been going out to tons of spots in boston and meeting chicks left and right. You're right about the H-bomb. It's definitely powerful!

Half of my classmates are in relationships, but it's not going to last past black october. People are hooking up like rabbits already, and any long-distance relationship will not last. I have my eye on a few chicks; we'll see what unfolds.

You should join us for a trip once you're done with applications. We already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever we want.

Anyways, gotta go. Let's keep in touch, and let me know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"
Harvard Business School
Class of 2014

The only thing that made me laugh here was the idea that the dude thinks things are gonna calm down once classes start. I remember saying the same thing to myself at pretty much this same point in the year. I was wrong.

In reply to Flake
8/28/12
Flake:

Fucking pathetic. Stay retired.

He's like Brett Favre on the jets.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

In reply to bankerella
8/28/12
bankerella:
Brady4MVP:

Ok. I'm going to get shit on REAL hard for making this thread but whatever. I just got an e-mail from a friend who just started HBS. I'm pasting the contents below verbatim, except for names of course.

"Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But yeah, HBS just started, still going through orientation. Man, I'm having a fucking blast so far. Tons of parties, people getting blasted every night. Of course once classes start, we will calm down just a little bit. Lol. But i've been going out to tons of spots in boston and meeting chicks left and right. You're right about the H-bomb. It's definitely powerful!

Half of my classmates are in relationships, but it's not going to last past black october. People are hooking up like rabbits already, and any long-distance relationship will not last. I have my eye on a few chicks; we'll see what unfolds.

You should join us for a trip once you're done with applications. We already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever we want.

Anyways, gotta go. Let's keep in touch, and let me know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"
Harvard Business School
Class of 2014

The only thing that made me laugh here was the idea that the dude thinks things are gonna calm down once classes start. I remember saying the same thing to myself at pretty much this same point in the year. I was wrong.

So true. B-school doesn't calm down socially except during job interviews and finals.

This guy worked his butt off to get to where he is, so i'm happy for him. He almost never went out in college and worked 90 hour/weeks for the past 4-5 years. So he's ecstatic about the chance to relax, have fun, and have the social experience that he missed out on.

8/28/12

So your 'friend', who undoubtedly knows you have a hard-on for HBS decides to send you an email about how awesome it is there to rub it in your face? Sounds like a real douche canoe.

(Bankerella -- Did I use it in a sentence properly?)

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8/28/12

H-Bomb. Classic. Keep 'em coming...

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/28/12

Brady, I swear if it wasn't for ppl that have met you and confirmed this is all for real- I'd be 100% sure you were trolling.

GBS

In reply to SirTradesaLot
8/28/12
SirTradesaLot:

So your 'friend', who undoubtedly knows you have a hard-on for HBS decides to send you an email about how awesome it is there to rub it in your face? Sounds like a real douche canoe.

(Bankerella -- Did I use it in a sentence properly?)

I sent him an e-mail just to catch up and see how things were going at school, along with just basic questions on how he's enjoying it. And that was his response. So no, he did not send an usolicited e-mail just to rub it in. He's a nice guy, not a douche.

In reply to Brady4MVP
8/28/12
Brady4MVP:
SirTradesaLot:

So your 'friend', who undoubtedly knows you have a hard-on for HBS decides to send you an email about how awesome it is there to rub it in your face? Sounds like a real douche canoe.

(Bankerella -- Did I use it in a sentence properly?)

I sent him an e-mail just to catch up and see how things were going at school, along with just basic questions on how he's enjoying it. And that was his response. So no, he did not send an usolicited e-mail just to rub it in. He's a nice guy, not a douche.

Did he know you were going to post a private email to a public forum?

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In reply to SirTradesaLot
8/28/12
SirTradesaLot:
Brady4MVP:
SirTradesaLot:

So your 'friend', who undoubtedly knows you have a hard-on for HBS decides to send you an email about how awesome it is there to rub it in your face? Sounds like a real douche canoe.

(Bankerella -- Did I use it in a sentence properly?)

I sent him an e-mail just to catch up and see how things were going at school, along with just basic questions on how he's enjoying it. And that was his response. So no, he did not send an usolicited e-mail just to rub it in. He's a nice guy, not a douche.

Did he know you were going to post a private email to a public forum?

I already asked for his permission. He doesn't care as long as actual names are not used.

8/28/12

Sounds like he's loads of fun. That's good to hear. But Brady, after viewing most of your posts about bschool. It seems like you're going there for mainly the socializing aspect.

No personal shots. But during your undergrad years, did you party much or was it strictly books books books?

8/28/12

What a fucking loser.

In reply to mongoose
8/28/12
JamesHetfield:

What a fucking loser.

WORD.

Who the fuck writes like that? Sounds like one of those typical tests (Lower School English Comprehension) where you read through a "letter" from a friend and answer retarded questions.

The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.
8/28/12

I feel like the people in that 1984 Macintosh ad before the chick throws the hammer through the TV screen, when everyone is watching the TV, except instead of TV, its just the letters H B S going on forever.

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

- Schopenhauer

8/28/12

dear brady~

i am sincerely concerned for you man. you are obsessed with HBS and i feel like you're setting yourself up for a tremendous disappointment... and i'm not talking about the disappointment of not getting in. i'm sure that you can have fun, meet people and enjoy your life even now if you really put your mind to it. stop posting things like this... there is more to life than business school!

best,
sayandarula

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

8/28/12

Now on a serious note, what is the purpose of this thread?

The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.
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8/28/12
SonnyZH:

Now on a serious note, what is the purpose of this thread?

This. 1000x this

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8/28/12

To show case how bad everyone wishes they were at HBS but wont admit it.

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

- Schopenhauer

8/28/12

Brady, man. Make it stop.

8/28/12

What the fuck is a douche-canoe? Is Brady one?

8/28/12

I cant wait to finally go to HBS. Sounds like I may actually lose my virginity there.

8/28/12

This 'H-bomb'..is this like a new Rohypnol?

8/28/12

Final thing, the amount of times I've heard 'hooking up like rabbits' from you on here Brady, you lose all credibility. Fake email is even worse then your obsession with HBS, as you need to manufacture things in your mind to support your delusions. Anyway man, I thought you were up at Harvard teaching?

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8/28/12

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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In reply to FinancialNoviceII
8/28/12
FinancialNoviceII:

What the fuck is a douche-canoe? Is Brady one?

"Steve Dush-koo-nu".

The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.
8/28/12
Brady4MVP:

Ok. I'm going to get shit on REAL hard for making this thread

To give credit where credit is due, at least you are good at predicting the future.

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In reply to FinancialNoviceII
8/28/12
FinancialNoviceII:

What the fuck is a douche-canoe? Is Brady one?

New WSO catch-phrase

8/28/12

What the hell is black october?

In reply to GS
8/28/12

What the hell is black october?

Don't say "Comes after Black September". That's a tasteless joke!

8/28/12

Brady I hope you're aware of how irrationally excessive and unhealthy your obsession with HBS is. Your friend's email is typical of any school's orientation (excluding the overseas trips, although I'm sure that happens at all other top B-Schools). You don't need HBS to have a good time and get girls. You already have the money and prestige (working at a hedge fund + graduate from Wharton undergrad) so if you're not getting girls right now, it's because of your personality. A little bit more prestige in the form of HBS therefore isn't going to change much, if anything.

Stop putting HBS on a pedestal. It makes you look childish, stupid, and out of touch with reality.

In reply to BlackHat
8/28/12
BlackHat:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

haha where did that come from kramer

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..

8/28/12

Guys, relax. H Bomb is Harvard's sex magazine. I'm sure all the emailer was referring to was the satisfaction of having the opportunity to read good literature.

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8/28/12

> You're right about the H-bomb. It's definitely powerful!

Telling girls you are bisexual is less radical and more credible, and probably as effective.

In reply to WallStreetOasis.com
8/28/12
WallStreetOasis.com:

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

what happens if you don't get in? Will life be over? no.

What if you do? Will your ego likely explode to douche-canoe dangerous levels? likely.

Either way, have mercy on us.

Just playing devil's advocate here, but the last time I met Patrick face to face, it was at his apartment while he was in b-school (M7, obvi). Literally one of the nicest and most expensive apartments in the city, all-new construction, hardwood floors, 18 foot ceilings. One of those places with 24-hour staff and modern sculptures in the lobby.

When I walked in at 10 AM, the place looked like someone had driven a train through it. Green baize laid out for poker, cards everywhere, empty bottles of expensive liquor, shades drawn against the morning sun. The guy himself seemed like he'd had a rough night, but he still looked pretty buyside, considering. I don't recall specifically what the mess consisted of, but cigars and random discarded lingerie would not have looked out of place in the scene.

PLUS, I happen to know for a fact the dude traveled broadly and did pretty well with chicks while in school. Also before school. I'll spare you guys the details and just say that even I ( even I!) envied the shit he did. (I'm not blabbing, but we kinda run in similar circles; word gets around.) If he weren't such a nice guy, he'd probably come off as a douche-canoe of epic proportions just based on the facts of his life.

My point in saying this is not to kiss Patrick's ass, but to point out that business school is where some of the brightest/best twentysomethings in the world go to party. You can't argue that fact. As such, it is nothing like the way most people live -- not even most of the finance folks on this board. After a while it's easy (for me personally, at least) to forget that.

It is true, though, that b-school won't make you anything you weren't before. How can that be true if b-schoolers ball noticeably harder than others? Pretty simple -- selection bias. Most of the ones who get in have something in common.

Now: any ideas as to what that might be?

8/28/12

Buddy of mine just graduated HBS '12, pretty much sums up what he's told me about his experience.

8/28/12

Buddy of mine just graduated HBS '12, pretty much sums up what he's told me about his experience.

8/28/12

Wait, Brady is a Wharton undergrad graduate and works at a hedge fund? And he's obsessed with HBS for what reason? Most of us aren't prestigious enough to take a shit in the same bathroom as you, let alone look you in the eye during a conversation. You're "living the dream" for 98% of people on WSO -- shouldn't that already feel pretty good?

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In reply to bankerella
8/28/12

So to put it succinctly, you're saying that B-school is a club in which only the cool kids are allowed in to party?

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8/28/12

> When I walked in at 10 AM, the place looked like someone had driven a train through it. Green baize laid out for poker, cards everywhere, empty bottles of expensive liquor, shades drawn against the morning sun. [,,,] I don't recall specifically what the mess consisted of, but cigars and random discarded lingerie would not have looked out of place in the scene.

Poker cards everywhere... Empty bottles... Gee, that must have been a *crazy* night! I bet there were a few dirty dishes around as well.

8/28/12

Bankerella has the hots for Patrick? Brady went to Wharton and works at a HF? Wait a second.... is this the best thread ever?

GBS

In reply to Schumpeter
8/28/12
Schumpeter:

> When I walked in at 10 AM, the place looked like someone had driven a train through it. Green baize laid out for poker, cards everywhere, empty bottles of expensive liquor, shades drawn against the morning sun. [,,,] I don't recall specifically what the mess consisted of, but cigars and random discarded lingerie would not have looked out of place in the scene.

Poker cards everywhere... Empty bottles... Gee, that must have been a *crazy* night! I bet there were a few dirty dishes around as well.

Yep. Bit of a difference between cards and bottles in an average apartment and the same in an apartment of that badassitude.

8/28/12

he's mirin other girls while you're mirin him.

In reply to WSOusername
8/28/12
GoldmanBallSachs:

Bankerella has the hots for Patrick? Brady went to Wharton and works at a HF? Wait a second.... is this the best thread ever?

is someone having The Best Thread Ever?

is it Brady? Bankerella? Patrick?

stay tuned for more

In reply to BlackHat
8/28/12
BlackHat:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Harvey Specter doesn't get cotton mouth.

Harvey Specter doesn't get cotton mouth.

In reply to ScoobyDoobie
8/28/12
ScoobyDoobie:
BlackHat:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Harvey Specter doesn't get cotton mouth.

I'm gonna get the can opener.

8/28/12

You should take him up on the offer to help you with your essay. I'd quote him on the "getting blasted" part.

8/28/12

Came here thinking it was Brady4MVP...was not disappointed.

Reality hits you hard, bro...

In reply to WallStreetOasis.com
8/28/12
WallStreetOasis.com:

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

Coming from a dude who went to Wharton you should probably take this advice to heart.

Reality hits you hard, bro...

8/28/12

So 2 wharton alum having a heart to heart? You guys are like, twins then?

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

- Schopenhauer

8/28/12

i'm sure many of you folks reading are thinking to yourselves: hmm, so in order to be a baller, i need to already be a baller. seems like a tautology. what's a scrub like me to do?

the solution: schmarvard

it's a new school i'm planning to found. for 10 easy payments of $129.95 USD, you too can be a baller. all you will need is a 750 GMAT and a desire to ball hard.

a schmarvard admission ticket will include poker chips, condoms, travel guides, and a pocket-sized book of pickup lines.

orientation will mostly consist of jello shots and a short speech beginning with: "here at schmarvard, we believe in cultivating the inner baller, and so have done away with frivolous things like classes and business departments. go forth brave ones, and ball. hard."

weekly galas will naturally include the finest champagne dripping off the teats of exotic burlesque dancers.

so watch out for schmarvard, coming to a new england city near you.

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In reply to Going Concern
8/28/12
Going Concern:

i'm sure many of you folks reading are thinking to yourselves: hmm, so in order to be a baller, i need to already be a baller. seems like a tautology. what's a scrub like me to do?

the solution: schmarvard

it's a new school i'm planning to found. for 10 easy payments of $129.95 USD, you too can be a baller. all you will need is a 750 GMAT and a desire to ball hard.

a schmarvard admission ticket will include poker chips, condoms, travel guides, and a pocket-sized book of pickup lines.

orientation will mostly consist of jello shots and a short speech beginning with: "here at schmarvard, we believe in cultivating the inner baller, and so have done away with frivolous things like classes and business departments. go forth brave ones, and ball. hard."

weekly galas will naturally include the finest champagne dripping off the teats of exotic burlesque dancers.

so watch out for schmarvard, coming to a new england city near you.

For all of you scrubs out there who are wondering, "I wonder how these hard ballers ball so hard at strip clubs," I will be teaching the strip club comportment portion of the curriculum at Schmarvard. This class is traditionally at least 2x oversubscribed... but if you act now, you can skip the auction system altogether and guarantee yourself a spot on the class roster for one easy processing fee of $949.95. That's just $949.95. Spots are filling up. Act now.

In reply to bankerella
8/28/12
bankerella:

It is true, though, that b-school won't make you anything you weren't before. How can that be true if b-schoolers ball noticeably harder than others? Pretty simple -- selection bias. Most of the ones who get in have something in common.

Now: any ideas as to what that might be?

A douche-canoe?

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In reply to illiniPride
8/28/12
illiniPride:
bankerella:

It is true, though, that b-school won't make you anything you weren't before. How can that be true if b-schoolers ball noticeably harder than others? Pretty simple -- selection bias. Most of the ones who get in have something in common.

Now: any ideas as to what that might be?

A douche-canoe?

Give the man a silver banana!

In reply to bankerella
8/28/12
bankerella:
illiniPride:
bankerella:

It is true, though, that b-school won't make you anything you weren't before. How can that be true if b-schoolers ball noticeably harder than others? Pretty simple -- selection bias. Most of the ones who get in have something in common.

Now: any ideas as to what that might be?

A douche-canoe?

Give the man a silver banana!

I'll take a reserved seat in strip club etiquette. You take IOUs right???

Leadership can be defined in two words: "Follow Me"

8/28/12

reading brady's thread just makes me feel like talking a 8-year-old kid who keeps repeating to say how much he wants the ice-cream from mcdonald's.

Man, i get girls everywhere and have fun anytime. Putting the HBS name along with everything, you make youself like a loser. I don't need that to "glorify" my life.

Such a waste of time to see your friend's email. Sorry, but it's just stupid.

8/28/12

I don't know, I admire the dedication.

8/28/12
ChrisHansen:

Brady from what I understand you are a wharton undergrad graduate and work for a HF, you could be one of the most respected people on this forum but instead everyone fucking hates you.

Case-in-point: BlackHat -- Wharton undergrad, works at HF, everyone loves him, total baller. Swag.

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8/28/12

lol

college is for people who don't have the balls to work for themselves :)

alpha currency trader wanna-be

8/28/12

Brady,

Are you not worried that someone at the HBS admission office will see all your HBS threads? From your past posts it will be easy to figure out who you are.

I think your better off flying to Brazil and joining Short. Hell fly down to New Jersey and bang Princeton girls with IP. You will be seen as a total baller, when wants to take an Asian girl back to his place in his rusted Honda and gives her a lecture on high paying dividend stocks.

8/28/12
ChrisHansen:

Brady from what I understand you are a wharton undergrad graduate and work for a HF, you could be one of the most respected people on this forum but instead everyone fucking hates you. I'm a sophomore in college, good school but I havent really done shit with my life yet, but I can still see you are a giant fucking douchenozzle who has no life, has never touched a girl and fantasizes about a person you will never be and a life you will never have. you will not be a "baller", you will never be an alpha male hyper educated BSD because you have a shitty beta personality and are just a huge phaggot. even patrick who is the moderator of this site which is rapidly growing in popularity and has been featured in multiple news articles, is not afraid to call you out on this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDx4D1mRfJA

that is pretty much you--"hyping the night up to something it can never be"--and other people see it like dom sees it at the end--"yeah--gay as fuck"

some people just can't be cool, accept it and move the fuck on

Jesus. A little much, no?

In reply to SlikRick
8/28/12
SlikRick:
ChrisHansen:

Brady from what I understand you are a wharton undergrad graduate and work for a HF, you could be one of the most respected people on this forum but instead everyone fucking hates you. I'm a sophomore in college, good school but I havent really done shit with my life yet, but I can still see you are a giant fucking douchenozzle who has no life, has never touched a girl and fantasizes about a person you will never be and a life you will never have. you will not be a "baller", you will never be an alpha male hyper educated BSD because you have a shitty beta personality and are just a huge phaggot. even patrick who is the moderator of this site which is rapidly growing in popularity and has been featured in multiple news articles, is not afraid to call you out on this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDx4D1mRfJA

that is pretty much you--"hyping the night up to something it can never be"--and other people see it like dom sees it at the end--"yeah--gay as fuck"

some people just can't be cool, accept it and move the fuck on

Jesus. A little much, no?

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I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/28/12
ChrisHansen:

Brady from what I understand you are a wharton undergrad graduate and work for a HF, you could be one of the most respected people on this forum but instead everyone fucking hates you. I'm a sophomore in college, good school but I havent really done shit with my life yet, but I can still see you are a giant fucking douchenozzle who has no life, has never touched a girl and fantasizes about a person you will never be and a life you will never have. you will not be a "baller", you will never be an alpha male hyper educated BSD because you have a shitty beta personality and are just a huge phaggot. even patrick who is the moderator of this site which is rapidly growing in popularity and has been featured in multiple news articles, is not afraid to call you out on this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDx4D1mRfJA

that is pretty much you--"hyping the night up to something it can never be"--and other people see it like dom sees it at the end--"yeah--gay as fuck"

some people just can't be cool, accept it and move the fuck on

Calm down Beavis.

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In reply to WallStreetOasis.com
8/28/12
WallStreetOasis.com:

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

what happens if you don't get in? Will life be over? no.

What if you do? Will your ego likely explode to douche-canoe dangerous levels? likely.

Either way, have mercy on us.

You seriously need to consider a temporary ban or at least a bschool forum ban.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

In reply to happypantsmcgee
8/28/12
happypantsmcgee:
WallStreetOasis.com:

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

what happens if you don't get in? Will life be over? no.

What if you do? Will your ego likely explode to douche-canoe dangerous levels? likely.

Either way, have mercy on us.

You seriously need to consider a temporary ban or at least a bschool forum ban.

Curse filter set to HBS, Harvard, business and school?

Leadership can be defined in two words: "Follow Me"

In reply to illiniPride
8/28/12
illiniPride:
happypantsmcgee:
WallStreetOasis.com:

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

what happens if you don't get in? Will life be over? no.

What if you do? Will your ego likely explode to douche-canoe dangerous levels? likely.

Either way, have mercy on us.

You seriously need to consider a temporary ban or at least a bschool forum ban.

Curse filter set to HBS, Harvard, business and school?

probably need to add "transformational experience" to that list as well...

8/28/12

I wonder if Paul Tudor Jones cries himself to sleep every night, knowing that he missed the 2 greatest years of his life.

In reply to bankerella
8/28/12
bankerella:

but if you act now, you can skip the auction system altogether and guarantee yourself a spot on the class roster for one easy processing fee of $949.95. That's just $949.95. Spots are filling up. Act now.

Auction....now that's a word I haven't heard in hmmmm let me think, 24 hours?
Around where I am right now that's a curse word

In reply to rufiolove
8/29/12
rufiolove:
illiniPride:
happypantsmcgee:
WallStreetOasis.com:

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

what happens if you don't get in? Will life be over? no.

What if you do? Will your ego likely explode to douche-canoe dangerous levels? likely.

Either way, have mercy on us.

You seriously need to consider a temporary ban or at least a bschool forum ban.

Curse filter set to HBS, Harvard, business and school?

probably need to add "transformational experience" to that list as well...

And "H-bomb"

In reply to keensetofpeepers
8/29/12
keensetofpeepers:
bankerella:

but if you act now, you can skip the auction system altogether and guarantee yourself a spot on the class roster for one easy processing fee of $949.95. That's just $949.95. Spots are filling up. Act now.

Auction....now that's a word I haven't heard in hmmmm let me think, 24 hours?
Around where I am right now that's a curse word

Hah, getting gouged by the second years? That's a new one; never heard of that before.

In reply to General Disarray
8/29/12
General Disarray:
rufiolove:
illiniPride:
happypantsmcgee:
WallStreetOasis.com:

I swear if I hadn't met you Brady I would also think you were trolling here...you really need to get the B School obsession out of your head. An MBA from a top school will not save your life or automatically make you don juan. I swear, you are like a broken record with this b school shit. If you want to get good with women, go ask women out....don't go to b school.

what happens if you don't get in? Will life be over? no.

What if you do? Will your ego likely explode to douche-canoe dangerous levels? likely.

Either way, have mercy on us.

You seriously need to consider a temporary ban or at least a bschool forum ban.

Curse filter set to HBS, Harvard, business and school?

probably need to add "transformational experience" to that list as well...

And "H-bomb"

And "rabbits"

Leadership can be defined in two words: "Follow Me"

In reply to rufiolove
8/29/12

I just don't ever want to see the word "H-bomb" again.

In reply to bankerella
8/29/12
bankerella:

Hah, getting gouged by the second years? That's a new one; never heard of that before.

ha not yet, they're not back yet. everyone is freaking out about the process since 1) it favors the second years and 2) no one is really sure how it'll play out. they're talking about doing away with it completely next year.

8/29/12
8/29/12

Let me just make one thing clear Brady didn't attend Wharton, he did although attend UPenn...

That is all I have to add.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

8/29/12

So what do all the BYU kids at these top MBA's do?

Oh, and this is a serious question - there are a lot of them. I know at least a dozen.

"If you want to succeed in this life, you need to understand that duty comes before rights and that responsibility precedes opportunity."

8/29/12

This hits the nail on the head. Worthless post Brady, but this thread has spawned some of the best posts of all time. Guess that's what being an MVP is all about.

8/29/12

This hits the nail on the head. Worthless post Brady, but this thread has spawned some of the best posts of all time. Guess that's what being an MVP is all about.

8/29/12

****! even I can speak better than that. Highly doubt the possibility of Brady getting in someday by having friends with such style and mentality. Anyway, HBS is not as an Everest as it used to be these days.
But whatever, guess there are always people who need this kind of source to jerk off.

--Money can't buy happiness. it can only buy orgasms.
--Who the hell says I want happiness? Orgasms all I need.

8/29/12

This is just sad on so many different levels.

CNBC sucks

"This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up

8/29/12
ChrisHansen:

, but I can still see you are a giant fucking douchenozzle who has no life, has never touched a girl and fantasizes about a person you will never be and a life you will never have. you will not be a "baller", you will never be an alpha male hyper educated BSD because you have a shitty beta personality and are just a huge phaggot. even patrick who is the moderator of this site which is rapidly growing in popularity and has been featured in multiple news articles, is not afraid to call you out on this.

Damn. Hit the showers and cool down bro.

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8/29/12
ChrisHansen:

Brady from what I understand you are a wharton undergrad graduate and work for a HF, you could be one of the most respected people on this forum but instead everyone fucking hates you. I'm a sophomore in college, good school but I havent really done shit with my life yet, but I can still see you are a giant fucking douchenozzle who has no life, has never touched a girl and fantasizes about a person you will never be and a life you will never have. you will not be a "baller", you will never be an alpha male hyper educated BSD because you have a shitty beta personality and are just a huge phaggot. even patrick who is the moderator of this site which is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDx4D1mRfJArapidly growing in popularity and has been featured in multiple news articles, is not afraid to call you out on this.

that is pretty much you--"hyping the night up to something it can never be"--and other people see it like dom sees it at the end--"yeah--gay as fuck"

some people just can't be cool, accept it and move the fuck on

Wow kid. Calm down. I guess you got overly excited because your mom is letting you stay up past curfew.

In reply to jimz
8/29/12
jimz:

Brady,

Are you not worried that someone at the HBS admission office will see all your HBS threads? From your past posts it will be easy to figure out who you are.

I think your better off flying to Brazil and joining Short. Hell fly down to New Jersey and bang Princeton girls with IP. You will be seen as a total baller, when wants to take an Asian girl back to his place in his rusted Honda and gives her a lecture on high paying dividend stocks.

Haha. Point well taken. Short is gonna have a blast in brazil.

Including IP, i have 2 friends who will be at princeton for the MFin. I will try to visit them if i have time. Although ivies are not known for hot chicks, princeton has the best talent in the ivy league.

8/29/12

Harvard Business School 'graduate' Tyra Banks under fire from critics because her qualification is short course certificate instead of full degree

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2194826/...

8/29/12

If you wanna drop the H-bomb so much, why don't you just lie? I've never been one to lie to hook up with a chick, but fuuuuuuu. If you're looking for a soul mate, would you really want to be with somebody who would use going to Harvard as criteria?

Wharton u-grad working at a hedge fund and still like this over Harvard?.... lol dude, lol. you're one of those people that just doesn't know how good he has it. It's kinda sad.

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

In reply to TheBigBambino
8/29/12
TheBigBambino:

So what do all the BYU kids at these top MBA's do?

Oh, and this is a serious question - there are a lot of them. I know at least a dozen.

The BYU kids tend to stay together, stay pure, have kids.

Many of them try to go out and ball hard without... uh... balling. So they are just there, stone cold sober in the middle of the night, drinking ginger ale, trying to network and fit in with a bunch of shitfaced monkeys until they can justifiably go home to their wives.

You can pick them out in the Facebook photos afterwards. In the pictures of all the drunken people doing shots and holding onto each other for dear life, the BYU kids are the bright, perky, blue-eyed white dudes (usually with blondish or sandy hair) off to one side of the photo, standing up too straight, smiling too widely, and holding (too obviously) a half-full cup of ginger ale and/or Sprite. (Diet coke for the hardcore, though I think there may be a rule against it.)

By the time they get to b-school this isn't even hard work for them anymore. They get tons of practice from their teens on up; they're battle-hardened veterans of a thousand resolutely cheerful "parties" with unspiked punch.

I will say this for them, though: they tend to be exceptionally good (and even slightly dirty) dancers.

8/29/12

SHIT WENT VIRAL!

WSO needed another one of these posts.

Anybody still remember the 16 year old hedge fund manager?

The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.
In reply to DELETED_ACCOUNT
8/29/12
En_Passant:
ChrisHansen:

, but I can still see you are a giant fucking douchenozzle who has no life, has never touched a girl and fantasizes about a person you will never be and a life you will never have. you will not be a "baller", you will never be an alpha male hyper educated BSD because you have a shitty beta personality and are just a huge phaggot. even patrick who is the moderator of this site which is rapidly growing in popularity and has been featured in multiple news articles, is not afraid to call you out on this.

Damn. Hit the showers and cool down bro.

No, you don't get it. He is the master of an art: kissing one's ass while dissing another one. brilliant

--Money can't buy happiness. it can only buy orgasms.
--Who the hell says I want happiness? Orgasms all I need.

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