0 I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the lineCute face Slim waist with a big behind -Mike Jones Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
0 bro pe has always been an ass industry. let me ask you. where do you think you can capitalize on outsized opportunities with crazy leverage. near nowhere. the lucky ones are like kohlbert or kravis or schwarzman.  fuku
0 PJT M&A lol Intern in IB-M&A
0 You might actually be a fool. What is your sector coverage because your lack of tech knowledge is showing. A truck driver could have said everything you just said.  VP in PE - Other
0 ^ agree with this, would take pjt over bofa though  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Yes they have the worst culture out of the B5 Intern in IB-M&A
0 del Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Aren't these completely different jobs? Prospect in PE - Other
0 congrats on pwp Intern in HF - EquityHedge
0 UGA placement this year is crazy 5x CITI 5x JPM a couple other BB's and some EB action as well. Also placed someone into Blackstone. Including MM about 40 ppl have placed so far.  UBSTopBucket
0 If you want 2 years then BofA if you want to stay long term then Laz Intern in IB - Gen
0 Congrats on Harvard genuinely, I graduated from Wharton but not going to pretend it's in the same tier as Harvard in general prestige. However, I don't think Wharton is behind the other names in the business world though. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 Tahnoon Murtza, became a partner of a PE at 21, then at 22 started a VC firm investing in celebrity startups Thomas Keen
0 Are you dense? What does more fees signify?- Big deal size or large volume. You can only build experience those teams  davani1420
0 If you want finance probably none of them. I imagine there are benefits to being at a school where people aren’t so hardo about this industry though Intern in IB - Gen
0 I mean they’re a fine school but you definitely don’t see them as much as a ND/UVA/UMich. Intern in IB - Gen
0 Roths isn’t much of a sweatshop. Also NYC>>>>>>DC. Take roths no question Prospect in IB - Gen
0 I would be careful with putting this info out there. It is very clear what Wells group you’re talking about and word can get back to them. -WF Analyst IB Analyst 01
0 Avoid this firm, cant be worse than here Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 Why do we keep doing these threads? Why do people in here think they are smart enough to pick stocks, but then they sample comp data from a WSO thread? Mindboggling. TC: $15M Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
0 Where is normal EVR groups, you only included EVR M&A Prospect in IB - Cov
0 This poster has to work at BMO. The fact BMO is getting this many splits vs. other B5 banks and that BMO M&M is even considered B vs. other banks where I have seen MF exits from is ridiculous. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
0 BofA TMT in A+ tier is insane lmao IND and REGAL clears Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 Idiot VP in IB - Gen
0 When did allen and gugg become EBs Intern in IB-M&A
0 great global name, hours aren't terrible across the board, decent exits (group dependent), great comp, solely does M&A/advisory, and if you ever want to work in Europe you have the best historical brand. Intern in IB - Gen
0 congrats on citi and bofa kyleguyfan11
0 As a word of advice, this is a fund I would worry about AI disruption risk, tech quality and the attractiveness of an old school heavy roll up strategy in the new era of software. SaaSmaster
0 . Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 Not worth it. Only worth if gap is large enough. Would be diff story if it was MM to EB. A lot of risk associated that people don’t talk abt bc all they care abt is comparing the offers themselves Prospect in IB - Cov
0 Just curious: since you already have the fundamental research experience, what’s pulling you toward the quant/systematic side? Any particular reason you aren't looking to stick with a L/S equity role instead? roetx3
0 Banking has gone woke since it’s become more feminized. When you combine the influx of Guptas, feminist women, and POC with the proliferation of HR, you get woke work environments. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 bro stfu triple comment we get it bro congrats on bmo Intern in IB - Gen
0 Well, I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavors, as you grow and mature. DonDylan
0 What are you guys so stressed about? You log off at 5 PM and have the US team do all the heavy lifting anyways differentbrained
0 Associate 2 in IB - CovThis guy knows^^ It's "This guy fucks" Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
0 he had/has a huge chip on his shoulder about pod shops/fast money who arent "real investors" cause his sub-scale generalist value fund was generating negative alpha Research Analyst in HF - Other
0 Your basically saying "If you believe that there's IQ differences between races you're a bad person". I don't hate these people but it's pretty obvious that on average they have lower IQs. LockedIn Bezos
0 PM in HF - Other fikokij630
0 Damn, yeah, I agree that was hilarious and kinda catchy. I might listen to it again. What's your view on human generated art going forward? neil88
0 Anonymous Monkey: Bottom bucket speed run Rather be bottom bucket for 10 years than top bucket for 2 and burn out Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 Look at where TD is next to (Big 4 like EY and KPMG) and look at what BMO stands besides (PJT, DB) pls double check ur rankings esdeekid67
0 TD is literally nowhere to be seen in M&A for 2025, while BMO is #1.  esdeekid67
0 Del mrjackpots
0 It’s wild how these systemic gaps exist for so long before anyone notices. When there’s a massive influx of government funding with minimal physical oversight, it creates a perfect storm for this kind of exploitation. Hanlon
0 bump davidli10
0 Senior VP in CorpDev Works at Goldman Sachs
0 They have had a ton of churn on the senior level in recent years. Pretty much entire senior bench left post TPG deal and someone from the US was parachuted in. Investment Analyst in HF - Event
0 Long live Donald J. Trump! My spiritual grandpa; nightmare for every feminist on this earth.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 My friend and I signed up for a 50mi trail race. He won the race, I broke down at 47.6mi in the dark, freezing with no light, no water and my last SOS my iPhone was dying. I felt like I was dying. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
0 Great post  generative AI is clearly transforming customer service through faster responses, personalization at scale, and 24/7 intelligent support. andrewwilson1
0 Congrats on BMO! Senior VP in IB - Cov
0 The real data is in the high 60s for US IB as a hole. However there's still a lot of DEI that favours Blacks and Latinos in the BBs. It's also been proven that every race except white shows strong in-group bias. LockedIn Bezos
0 congrats on PJT and or PWP Intern in IB - Restr
0 unsure if troll/ragebait post or actually just retarded but cracking up at GS TMT, Industrials, FIG having 3 of top 5 "remote in from the beach" cultures Summer Associate in IB-M&A
0 congrats on EVR fatass esdeekid67
0 Or did OP attempted to kiss the interviewer on cheeks, or bowed as soon as stepped into the interview room? MonkLookingForKeyToIB
0 Congrats on Greenhill RX! esdeekid67
0 congrats on evr rx or whatever esdeekid67
0 Obviously he's being sarcastic. BMO is shit Prospect in IB-M&A
0 Queens neighobrhoods like Astoria and Flushing on average have much better food than the overpriced crap you find in Manhattan. NewIndustryHorizon
0 Think I would pick any vol desk over linear rates; however, equity index vol and even single stock becoming fairly automated. Would say rates vol, macro credit, energy, and fx vol all better places to be though Prospect in S&T - Other
0 Then what's so coveted about it if there are infinite seats essentially? palm_tree101
0 Understood, but how are there "elite exits" almost guaranteed for 60+ analysts...is this a notion of the past? palm_tree101
0 E-mailed a few analysts but received no response, similar to OP jan.x5746
0 this is AI slop... Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
0 Seriously no disrespect but how is that possible if it's the "best bank"? palm_tree101
0 lol even "mid" analysts there will have top placements, it's Evercore. Intern in IB-M&A
0 UBS Tech is the most awful group in the bank Associate 3 in IB - Gen
0 The person should not be rude and dismissive but why are you having a call with this person if you have no interest in hiring him or her.  You are wasting your time and his/her time. financeabc
0 The SM HF model is broken, would much rather hit most pods than tiger cubs at this point. Been covered extensively on the HF forum Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 PJTesusNeither. Only Rx office or really IBD program in general worth doing is PJT. Take your talents to Wendy's username checks out haha Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 EBs may 120k prorated + 5k signon. stop complaining about small trivial things. money will come if your good, focus on being good. fuck 10k, when ur 60 and ur actually good at your job, 10k won't even a rounding error. monkey_money_000
0 PokerSlopWarsDude, please shut the fuck up. You're an actual pedophile.  financeabc
0 Your key issues of the left are just cherry picking a handful of radical crazies, while your key issues of the right are your key issues (presumably Reagan era Republican values) that you project onto the Soros_
0 This is a pathetic post. Your last concern should be other people leap frogging you (lol wtf). newkid2019
0 Lazard two full tiers above GS Classics lmaooooooooo holy glaze Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
0 GS under Blankfein dukeblue2019
0 Sweaty grunt work  J04088
0 Lazard "falling" in the US is ridiculous Associate 2 in IB - Gen
0 How so? esdeekid67
0 Based in New York but have family working in London. would say anecdotally, NYC > all outside of culture and ease of travel to various places (can take unlimited weekend trips out of london), harder to do so than NYC. MnIGuy
0 One of my cousins works at JP Morgan Chase, THE JP Morgan Chase. My other cousin works at Geiko..I mean Lizard. Idk, mixed up my reptiles ImagineSisyphusHappy
0 Someone has said something positive about UBS, please throw monkey shit immediately. Obviously a bank like Piper Sandler would be more likely to have these placements, as this forum would like you to believe Intern in IB - Gen
0 Not so sure if this is accurate anymore. Could be case by case but anecdotally my BB R1/2 and Superdays were just as hard as my EBs Prospect in IB - Gen
0 i heard he is weird with freshman Intern in IB - Cov
0 GordonGekko87
0 Intern fixed it, but would say EVR M&A/PJT M&A similar… whoooo
0 DB levfin = Tidal LOL Intern in IB - Gen
0 Laz RX should be 5 tiers down Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 lol banking in 5 - 10 years will look closer maybe exactly what i describe. all that will be needed in finance will be salespeople, a few customer service / RM people, and decision makers. Sup_Bro23
0 IsItREPELmao not you threatening me with the same boo boos some cops supposedly got.  GordonGekko87
0 What about threads where everyone is hating on DEI Beckies? Personally S-tier. LockedIn Bezos
0 Cope IHateHardos
0 Pretty good, but just short of BMO M&M Prospect in IB - Cov
0 Isn’t it passed your bed time old timer? IHateHardos
0 Delete Intern in PE - LBOs
0 False PE firms are smarter than that Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 Because it is hard. Because others can’t. Getting in and staying in prove your self worth. People stay in banking because they are either addicted to cortisol or have OCD, and I am both. Green Zeus
0 underperforming WHITE women lets be real haha Analyst 1 in IB-M&A