Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+-1 Lmao fr, outside of that it’s churning out 100mm deals Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Yeah fuck your IB career it is TRULY over.. Time to find a new rich man's son to screw with 🐧 evilkitty
+-1 Consumer focused PE shops, particularly those that focus on wellness / cosmetics / whatever else girls are into yolobanker123
+-1 Not true. They are very solidly MM the majority of the time, and even push a little higher in industrials as we see here.  modafman1
+-1 Thank h1b1 financialrepublic
+-1 I’ve had up to 3 follow ups and no response unfortunately. I’ve also had great conversations with these people in person multiple times with them promising to respond unprompted but no response. GoTrees
+-1 Stop wasting your fucking time. This is What you need: Oxbridge LSE Imperial UCL  Try again  davani1420
+-1 There will never be enough posts fighting the economic ignorance of socialism, an ideology which has literally enslaved, killed, and impoverished billions across the globe. NoEquityResearch
+-1 You’re fucked!!!!!! Analyst 1 in CorpStrat
+-1 On the flip side no deal fees means shittier comp and less advancement opportunities in the short term, affecting long term prospects. It is a balance, but very interesting point to ponder. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+-1 Do you have offers anywhere else or? In general this is a great group and if you get it take it.  Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 but my boy Donalds Trump increased dealflow thats why hes so good ChompCHOMPS 39819
+-1 is this a mm pe firm that has a structured training program like charlesbank or audax or one that has 0 history of analyst program? is this a bb like gs/ms/jpm or ubs/db? Associate 1 in PE - Other
+-1 Are DB and Laz rlly that good in infra? Investment Analyst in PE - Other
+-1 I was joking tbh, infra & energy teams tend to have a very autism shifted culture due to the specificities of it all lol Investment Analyst in PE - Other
+-1 The art of the Deal - Trump RestIess
+-1 Been noticing these type of trolls a lot recently, same with the chocolate milk, drunk party girl RestIess
+-1 The title is P&L: profits and liars surge-protector
+-1 I hope their mother does not see this comment ChompCHOMPS 39819
+-1 Would you be open to talking to me more about this via email it's eefakpokire02@ gmail dot com (won't let me post links) eefakpokire02
+-1 ___ 22gdn
+-1 But many Koreans don’t, and don’t you think military service is seen positively, especially it being near the DMZ? I think that would catch a few eyes randommonkey001
+-1 Hsbc? Gainone1572
+-1 EVR employee here, this year mid bucket was ~50%, but definitely team dependent Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Not, except italians Gainone1572
+-1 Yes the capitalist aligning logos and spreading comps at 5am and responding to "pls fix". ChompCHOMPS 39819
+-1 Right. But if you decide to be an analyst for what could be a defining technology of the next decade, you can make a ton of money. SlipperyWhenDry
+-1 HSBC? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 Completely agree. Think that’s why OP added the gaps. Would arguably add another gap between C/D as both lower BBs have consistently been losing market share since the early 2010s. VP in IB - Cov
+-1 I hit that same burnout wall, and it wasn’t really the workload, it was the constant pace that made every week feel like tax season on loop. Hanlon
+-1 Any thoughts on MM rankings? Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 Get dih enlargement surgery RestIess
+-1 Peace corpse is fucking lame. BoweryScumbag
+-1 To get out of the hole be the hole. To get you must give. Interpret this information as you wish  Works at Citadel Investment Group
+-1 this is dumb question so im sry but i saw u work at Wells and i wanted to ask what happens after 2 years? Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 be above 6 foot, striking features, sub 10 body fat, take some headshots and go to casting calls Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 Your moms not that deep bro Analyst 2 in S&T - FI
+-1 Try to keep rent around $2k and you’ll be fine eskibar
+-1 Eh not sure. There’s likely no historical pathway or guide to getting a return offer at said firm. Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
+-1 Not the 80s/90s anymore. Doing coke isn't nearly as common. Substances as a whole are less common. I'm pretty sure a solid chunk of the people working in my fund are sober or don't drink, or maybe drink very lightly. usernameladiesman217
+-1 Well, it's true. Guess the truth hurts. There's nothing there. JulianRobertson
+-1 No-one should ever feel behind 'peers' for the rest of the life if they even worked as an analyst. Simple as. Respecc (think Ali G) RestIess
+-1 The 5 most important magical words for anyone that works in (stressy) Finance; There is more to life RestIess
+-1 The more I lick ass the luckier I get it RestIess
+-1 I’m just hoping I survive and that the next rebuild with a new group head brings actually competent bankers who can routinely generate deals Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 $140K and a special coin Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 Masters is rarely an entry point for banking. MBA is more common. Be warned, internationals have to be top students at top schools to get looks. usernameladiesman217
+-1 Im a fan of the word restless RestIess
+-1 I thought the line was "six seven" RestIess
+-1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, here are some insights and tips for JPMorgan analyst recruiting for CIB (Corporate & Investment Banking) and AWM (Asset & Wealth Management): WSO Monkey Bot
+-1 Smoke FrogYou expect us to believe your going to risk a rare mega fund job you networked your way in to over a measly 20k?Get real. Associate 1 in Private Credit
+-1 FWIW, EGRC closed bigger deals than C&R, TMT, NatRes, and FIG this year with Steelcase, Brown & Brown, and Oklo Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 FSG.M&A   then GIG. HC/REGL whatever EGRC/TMT/FIG/C&R rest r all about the same level of ass  Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 Israel shillposter. Opinion disregarded, fed WasntMe
+-1 I honestly thought it was kind of charming. Flashback to a simpler time, when people actually talked to each other… GordonGekko87
+-1 . Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Opposite is going to happen - breakdown of globalization and the credit rating of the United States means that the welfare state fails before it could somehow be bailed out my magic AI panacea. mkaypowlo
+-1 Thanks for your opinion IU Kelley intern in corporate banking! Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 It’s almost like the success rate of approaching someone with that line (or any line for that matter) I think is somewhat correlated with how well you have your life together.  GordonGekko87
+-1 Delte Summer Associate in Risk Mnmgt
+-1 who did you interview with (positions) and how many rounds? assume it has been for FT EbePrice
+-1 freshmen freaking out about hearing back, freshmen activities butterboy
+-1 That's because it is a dead end job. Period.  Everybody knows this, but it's just the elephant in the room that we do not talk about.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 really depends on why you leave. If you're getting laid off or if the whole team is laid off then the contract usually suggests that they cannot clawback. v22323232323
+-1 Definitely not a target. It's an engineering school.  AMB3494
+-1 Assuming this must be FIG/GAMA? Outside of those two, Evercore LDN does predominantly £500m-£1.5bn deals. VP in IB - Cov
+-1 nah fam you were just too sheltered. anywhere except in nyc. high finance is racist af.  fuku
+-1 why would the ethnic group in power give you the power to control their financial system lmao fuku
+-1 oil_quantAre you talking about bp? Hasn’t happened to any trader or analyst I’m aware of.  Maybe true if you are talking about random IT consultants  brimurphy
+-1 Yup. Bad macro always means bad times for bankers. And given that this bad macro is gonna last a while. Ib gonna be dead for a decade ish  fuku
+-1 .  Brag680
+-1 its over man  crimsn30_
+-1 They are out  crimsn30_
+-1 sounds like a top flank massage parlor palm_beach_ll
+-1 Dm me I do this exact role   deltamoneyhamptonsmoney
+-1 Are you dumb? Lol [email protected]
+-1 He just seems like someone who got made fun of a lot in highschool and now that he has money he's out to prove how cool he is. CRE
+-1 Unfortunately, it seems you never went through any DEI audit reports of leading banks.  VP in IB-M&A
+-1 Yeah they hired a girl from Jefferies  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 for anyone who threw monkey shit, I've tested between 130-140 consistently, and I still think it's bullshit thebrofessor
+-1 LBS is more well known globally being a UK school.  boib_1
+-1 Depends on EB or BB, it used to be that when i was recruiting maybe 85-90% are in the guides and now i'd say for BB shifting to like 70% and for EBs closer to 55-60%. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 To fully understand the dilemma, add person #3 NoEquityResearch
+-1 Analyst1 in IBOzzymandia and sonny if you guys need someone to explain to you the meaning of the word 'cultured' just ask.  Ozymandia
+-1 Really depends but if you understand the principles behind many of these things you can derive them from first principles. OFFERGOBLIN
+-1 Wait are there actually people who go out to bars and just sit there by themselves? Research Analyst in ER
+-1 What does Zug mean? Smoke Frog
+-1 More like we only need Beckies in IB who are competent and justify their spot. No DEI handouts through hiring and promotion quotas. Director in IB-M&A
+-1 associate_HWS CRE
+-1 I guess we can just ignore the several scaled platforms we created out of whole cloth (assembled assets, hired a management team, and provided the initial capital). Works at Apollo Global Management
+-1 Found the MBA associate Rabbit
+-1 VC analyst roles so long as you speak Mandarin should actually not be that hard for you to secure, especially if you're already wealthy and don't mind getting paid dog shit for the early years. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+-1 Associate 3 in IB - Cov JustADude
+-1 I get it for team if they need people at their desk asap -to ensure coverage for an absolutely critical function that absolutely requires someone present. But that would’ve been weird for every role I ever had. Ehmerica
+-1 In line with Big 5 (all-in), MS and GS have the lowest comp among the BBs in toronto Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+-1 I've personally heard the group is cracked. Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 bro those are not close to UMM. solidly MM sure Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 congrats on georgetown! Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 Antigue 107Will we ever see golden cinderblock come back? Dude used to crack me up Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+-1 Not worth wasting 4 years of your life there senior_associate@goldman_stanley