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+15 Congrats on not getting a Internship. I wish you the best in your future endeavors. PeRmAnEnTiNtErN
+15 Can someone FLEX SEAL your mouth shut? 6969
+15 Ok boomer BigREIT
+15 Go ring shopping with her first. That way you can get something you at least know she likes. Then go to a pawn shop and purchase someone else’s broke dreams. Ehmerica
+15 you're gonna burn out before your first year at tobin co at this rate champ Jamie_Diamond
+15 If you actually pay someone to look at hirevue questions for you, I hope you never ever get the job. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+15 this post tells me everything I need to know, you're beyond help. sorry for your predicament and I'm sorry I wasted my time trying to help I hope things turn around for you thebrofessor
+15 OP discovers poor people. Anonymous Monkey
+15 You obviously didn't see their ads. They're very sorry. For real. They said so. JohnnyLlamma45
+15 has one interaction with a woman “HAVE ALL WOMEN GOTTEN INCREDIBLE SOFT??? I REMEMBER WHEN WOMEN STOOD IN THE RAIN AND ENJOYED IT” Banking Sucks Guys
+15 Can we take the time to acknowledge how savage recruitment is ? This is a competitive process and I’m proud of all of you for having the courage to apply and having the necessary profiles to even get interviews. sellsidespecialist
+15 https://media2.giphy.com/media/12HLoPx8hkGwKc/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="beggar" /> Jamie_Diamond
+15 To some degree, he/she may have helped us answer why they did not get an offer more in the lack of information than the actual information. Judgement sounds off, the thought was "oh, this will be a good AMA" ... REPESailor2020
+15 I'm doing weekly rain dances and praying nightly for the fucking market to collapse. I graduated in 2014 and haven't seen the carnage yet. dedline
+15 ![https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/28/ec/ Jamie_Diamond
+15 Just make a fake email, fake resume, and screenshot the hirevues from employers after you fill out your fake applications. You kids suck at finessing KC1123423
+15 Can't understand why you think your chances are "slim" if 3 BBs do OCR at your university? I can imagine every non-target user reading this post in complete disgust. arb
+15 one time I thought I had to fart at the urinal, ended up guessing wrong thebrofessor
+15 Well, I owe OP $25,000. A couple of weeks ago i showed this google sheet to my immediate boss and showed him the gap in my base salary to average of my title. AB84
+15 Just the person I would want to hear dating advice from 12468086
+15 He finally snapped out of the "teen IB delusion" after getting some real experience. Now he's going through a crises regretting all the sacrifices he made. kayz08
+15 is this satire differentialequations12
+15 . EBITDAdjokes
+15 Yes, this is a bad idea. Why would you waste another banks time and resources if you are not going to accept the offer? LBhoes
+15 Use this as an opportunity to get accustomed to the 3-5 coffees per day you're likely to become reliant on shortly. AnaisNone
+15 "GoldenCinderblock" Like dude you can get a girl to put her iphone in a ziploc and shove it up her butt for like $1.25 of tokens on cam site Pug
+15 Have you thought about getting a job? I know that sounds outrageous, but desperate times call for desperate measures Going Concern
+15 Start looking for another job. You get paid in PE with carry which locks you in. Don’t get locked in. And honestly, just take time off. As in send an email and don’t ask. Place sounds like it blows. Blank999
+15 I will PUMP you harder than LOBBYISTS pumped the food supply full of HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. 6969
+15 You know those guys that have made their money, are half-retired and sit on 3-5 boards? Layne Staley
+15 Anthony Bourdain's job. Marti Kahn
+15 When you buy the full Wall Street Prep premium package course to prepare for your Northwestern Mutual internship. I'm actually a squirrel
+15 You accuse him of flexing and your name is literally "EliteStudent" faizzybear
+15 "Alt-Ctr-Left" Where’s @TNA" to defend his daddy through this latest bout of nine-dimensional chess? Ricky Sargulesh
+15 Just got the hirevue. I guess no one is gonna do it until someone post what the questions are? Hm... I’ll do mine in a few days and post the questions afterwards (if someone doesn’t beat me to it first). Maichiavelli
+15 You could say he turned the dyal up to eleven for 2019 I'm actually a squirrel
+15 I told a girl she looked fat, she got really pissed off and stormed away. Her considerably hotter friend walked up to me and said, "I've been trying to tell her that shes been gaining weight for months now." heister
+15 Based on past experience, I would not recommend this. DickFuld
+15 i've seen this kid tell certified users that they wouldn't be able to handle working in IB and it looks like he couldn't even handle his sophomore course schedule Howard Hughes
+15 no iggs99988
+15 I'd think that too if I was in risk management Wu_Tang Financial
+15 . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacd
+15 Dude it's NY and it's tinder. She couldn't care less where you end up going as long as there's alcohol. She's going to take one look at you and decide right there whether or not you're worth a fuck. Esuric
+15 62k +bonus is more than you will make in most entry-level CF or Big 4 jobs. Ofc some REPE/ Dev jobs will have higher base but many smaller players will be in that same range. Stop whining and get to work. BobTheBaker
+15 Did you sleep with the alumni’s GF? jtl1002
+15 "theaccountingmajor" If you want to see a guy get utterly obliterated by me, scroll up. DickFuld
+15 https://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/components/video/151102/a_scouting…</a" alt="Bernie" /> Wing Chau
+15 "MBAGrad2015"the exit opps are simply breathtaking. LOL ... queerest thing I've read on here in 48 hours adapt or die
+15 The free city of Braavos Liberal_Slayer
+15 The American Dream, congrats! TippyTop11
+15 6969
+15 Study abroad. Went from a lazy shit in community college making fun of try-hards to realizing how fun it can be to put effort into relationships, work, and life. urmaaam
+15 That's a pretty pathetic attempt to roast me. Take a lap and give it another go. TrackBack
+15 I'm Gay mrharveyspecter
+15 As a senior analyst you don't give offers, son. You follow your MD like a pup. That's what you do. Marty Bishop
+15 True success is only achieved through a VEGAN lifestyle. Search within and find yourself! 6969
+15 Thats not what racism means wso8000
+15 He’s got more track record to go for HF than you have to give anyone advice, junior. Scott Irish
+15 [Taking the post down - freaky seeing something you wrote six years ago and don't even remember writing!] Winnfield
+15 FT recruiting sucks, so little opportunities and the economy is not even bad Ibnerd1
+15 Let's make sweeping generalizations about ~50% of the human population from the perspective of some kid that probably can't even legally buy alcohol and state them as fact! BobTheBaker
+15 Prestige Worldwide CRE
+15 You weren't very hard to find on LinkedIn, Christopher. FYI, Schulich isn't a target school. Also, I'd spend less time on this forum and more time practicing your tie knots. Auto ding in my books bud. Top Bucket Viper
+15 You look at who their followers are and it's all the same Pakistani dude in sunglasses GoldenCinderblock
+15 DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?! BörseBulldog
+15 you're fat because you're lazy and probably don't eat right you're short because of genetics you're trolling because you're bored you can fix 2/3 of these, choose wisely thebrofessor
+15 It’s ridiculous Pmc2ghy
+15 Are you a black gay kid from a target with a 4.0? timetogetserious
+15 Was you mom a crackhead and did your step-dad molest you? DickFuld
+15 http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/272/858/090.jpg</a" alt="hole" /> Arti
+15 If I'm not flagged by HR for reading this at work, I don't think I ever will be. BreakingRich
+15 Someone on a different thread had a great quote from one of their mentors: "Never fall in love with a building because you can never fuck it, but it can always fuck you." Blake w Mitch and Murrary
+15 Anything based out of Florida is a scam. Nearly every investment fraud story starts with some location in Florida. TippyTop11
+15 Leaving class early was not an option? Rumbledfish
+15 God damn liberals are such idiots. If Uber didnt keep running taxis they wouldnt have been able to go to the airport to even protest in the first place. Zweihander
+15 there is an alternative to student debt: having rich parents, being a stripper or drug dealer, or going into the military. thebrofessor
+15 IMO, the obsession with ivy league schools should have been gone long ago. FinDroid
+15 Dear Deutsche Analysts, 1.) It could be worse. 2.) Things will work out in the long run. -A Lehman Analyst (Credit Analytics), Class of '07. IlliniProgrammer
+15 Theoritical responses? This is the right forum to post such a topic... Right? Becuase it clearly says wall-street, this question is interesting for those who are interested in it, but thanks for the extra reply anyway. JackTheBad
+15 THANK THE LORD I finally passed Level II - was my third attempt. Fuck yes getting mangled tonight boyssss whitecollarandsuspenders
+14 This is just a classic selection problem. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+14 Interviewed with them 2 years ago. Hiring manager acknowledged office is a challenging asset class but they had no intentions to diversify. They wanted to lean more into it because they had a lot of dry powder. Urban Mogul
+14 Kid is trying to cope w life and not take incremental risks and we are helping him.  Associate 3 in HF - EquityHedge
+14 I chose PC over two PE offers, both of which had slightly higher pay. InvestmentBonkers42
+14 update: im gonna kms Prospect in IB - Cov
+14 congrats on the UBS! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+14 Top down bad culture + terrible pay + some really bad MD/ED's to work for that also don't bring in revenue. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+14 step 1)  guaranteed bonuses to ex Barclays MDs who don’t generate fees bc they’re your buddies  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+14 Not the right forum, go to Reddit please.  Prospect in S&T - Other
+14 It's one of the best private markets jobs you can have imo. Solid pay better hours but the Deerfield -> Harvard -> GS -> KKR kids just hate on it because its "less prestigious" than MF buy-out. jcon5
+14 PE prospective returns are ugly. There is a natural inclination to bet on some cyclicity when it comes to investor sentiment. Problem with that in PE is two fold with the second spring from the first.   CPDDOUGH
+14 This shit is gold diddyblud420
+14 Have you ever worked somewhere for 15 years? I need a change of scenery in half that time and none of my closest lieutenants have ever been gunned down in my office.  CRE
+14 "He fucked up all the technicals but the way he answered 'how are you?' left such an amazing impression on me we need to give him an offer" Gold-ManSacks
+14 One thing void of any WSO discussion are the people who actually work in finance because they find the work interesting, fun and intellectually stimulating lol GloriaDuplex
+14 Happens at every bank on the street.. lol Intern in Legal
+14 Because Jews are like a big family. So they benefit from an expansive nepotism, and they suffer from people who hate them for that nepotism. SOFRsoGood
+14 I worked at one of these and would say be honest with yourself. These firms should not exist because they generally speaking have negative idio. Works at Citadel Investment Group
+14 There are a few other posts on this, but it comes down to 3 things: Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+14 Sounds simple but do what you're told without mistakes in a timely manner. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov