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+15 Damn girl, you must be a CDO with all that junk in your tranche nevernotstopping
+15 Did you tell them they're not ready to be MD ? beejay2izzay
+15 . Anonymous Monkey
+15 imagine your girl cheating on you with a dude who uses gridlines in excel finbrah
+15 Rich buddy, if you told me the sky was blue, I still wouldn’t believe you Prospect in IB - Gen
+15 lmfao ok guy Im sure you're dating so many athletes and models. what kind of post is this lol.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+15 your friend sounds like a royal douche canoe. so my vote goes for a prius or smart car thebrofessor
+15 HBO’s “Industry” is a fictional story, relax Analyst 3+ in RE - Comm
+15 "consultant120"Never has it been easier for me to cheat on my girl, but it doesn't even cross my mindYet you just DickFuld
+15 Be diverse and reasonably successful = 30 UNDER 30 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+15 the simple answer is that few people have integrity in their beliefs. MajorKey
+15 Shut the fuck up Yourmomhello
+15 Yeah bro sounds like you have a minor drug problem. Get it sorted. I believe in you. Prospect in IB - Gen
+15 True, they won’t just not hire someone if you turn down an offer. BigChimpin'
+15 If you're going to simplify the boston tea party, I'm going to counter with the french revolution ArizonaIce
+15 "hey other intern, in your expert opinion will other interns do?" lol CisSiberianOrchestra
+15 LOL "dates" George_Banker
+15 tRump is in several high risk groups. He is elderly, obese, and low income.  earthwalker7
+15 But the issue is that diversity programs are trying to make-up for a system that is not truly meritocratic. So removing them won’t result in a meritocracy. Analyst 1 in S&T - Other
+15 Wow, enough of these fucking retarded threads already. vik2000
+15 Sounds like you just weren't good at multitasking. Senior VP in HF - Other
+15 UVA niggas typing furiously rn Teller in Other
+15 -$80,000. I actually had to work for things in life, kid. Mommy and Daddy didn't pay for my college. GridironCEO
+15 I doubt that's the reason you didn't get the offer. dklfjsdlkjfslkdjfds
+15 It's obviously Biden because the country needs a return to competent leadership and institutional stability. The covid crisis has proven Trump just doesn't have what it takes to govern. coreytrevor
+15 everyone likes to suck their own dick on here so let me be the first one in line to say that I did NOT get an offer from the New York office!!! liquidiot
+15 Only UF people think UF is a tier 1 public school. BobMerkin
+15 you actually cried? Prospect in RE - Comm
+15 MD called me gay I wish I could fkn knock him out but hes so cute uwu Associate 1 in Other
+15 Moral of the story: spending too much time on /b/ rots your brain and warps your sense of normalcy Layne Staley
+15 no, rakesh. It's not because the quants are taking over that you'll get an IT job at goldman PE_Reaper
+15 Sure, I just realized that someone from my Uni turned 19 just 2 months ago. And he has a FT Offer at BNP starting from June. EUROPETARGET
+15 All of the analysts I'm working with are getting staffed up the ass- they call it live at work as opposed to work from home lul Goya Beans
+15 Keep your head up king, don't let your crown fall. leonardo dicaprisun
+15 To do big deals Walker Texas Banker
+15 Sorry man just got off the call with my gf from baml and haven't been able to concentrate so I've resorted to aderall and red bull to k Intern in IB-M&A
+15 Buddy, your friends are lying to you. RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+15 ,./ intern.intern
+15 Post nut clarity, best time to make a decision. Tandem21
+15 What was the best part of the Playboy Enterprises IPO? ... The pitch book. maximus307
+15 My life is so much better after reading this comment. NeD_F
+15 the omnipresent scent of urine in the streets SPACandspan
+15 Lol as a female (and according to my other female friends), a six-pack mirror pic can be kind of cringe and wouldn't convince us to swipe right Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+15 The weak always hate the strong. Blank999
+15 my man with the fucking username Richard.4 I’m deddddd farter3513
+15 https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6gHbXHcdq2oxhTgY/giphy.gif" alt="didn't read" /> Ilikethegym
+15 I frequently mistake Amy Schumer for Harvey Weinstein Spacesarenotallowed
+15 "Funx2192" I gave you a silver banana Alt-Ctr-Left because I respect your opinion even though we have differences in thought. Alt-Ctr-Left
+15 People with that much blind allegiance to any political leader definitely have room temperature IQ. It's amazing that there is a president who is willing to do something like this. Oh well. m_1
+15 It’s been a long quarantine, so I’m running low, but here goes: Prospect in IB-M&A
+15 Always had the link to this saved for a rainy day (or a Covid day): GUH
+15 Literally everything you mention suggests you completely missed the point of his point BeautifullyConfused
+15 BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK low eq watchdog
+15 Lol, simmer down. Must be your first recession. Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+15 Funny, I've never heard of this type of multiples valuation... AlfieTheDog
+15 soooo nose beers are no good? thebrofessor
+15 "We work hard and we play hard." -> "You work hard." Htownrr
+15 So this happened mfakismm
+15 I'm really hoping my interviewers forget I said that because while I'm not the smartest they have hired, I'm also probably not the hardest working Intern in S&T - FI
+15 A Fairness Opinion. LongTermWarrior
+15 Not sure about banks but I'd think an internship with a modeling agency would be fun, just not a top tier one like Victoria's Secret cause you'd get blue balled so hard. Prospect in IB-M&A
+15 why is it that the college kids who haven't even landed an offer yet are the biggest hardos on this forum? Tough talk for a kiddo who isn't qualified to get pickup my coffee for me. Take a lap. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+15 WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF Low IQ Watch-dog
+15 apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t where were you when banking die i was at house on WSO when kid post “banking is kil” “no” Intern in IB - Gen
+15 lmao DB wishes. They can’t afford the doughnuts. VP in PE - LBOs
+15 Got it this morning, absolutely love this kid. "literally no doubt in my mind. I could be wrong." Had me rolling OG Credit
+15 (Mostly) Unnecessary consultant-speak. If I have to join another "Team-ing" session I am going to blow my brains out, after I finish boiling the frog, put the pencils down, and cut the lawn with scissors. Jacoby n Myers
+15 Usually when people make these posts, they provide the anecdote Bullet-Tooth Tony
+15 There's two- The Democratic party and Republican party. Both are in the US urmaaam
+15 The finance guy is also the one who never gets an interview and then suddenly has an epiphany that he doesn't like banking anymore and tells his friends who got IB jobs "man I just wouldn't want to work those hours." dickiegreenleaf
+15 A girl once asked her mother, "Mommy, why'd you name me Rose?" theaccountingmajor
+15 hmm I hate to be the bearer of bad news but at this point in time most banks have wrapped up their 2021 recruiting ThinkorSwim2015
+15 Are you an idiot? Analyst 3+ in AM - Other
+15 >intimidated probably by your weapons-grade autism RunTheJuuls
+15 Ah shit. I chose the wrong MBB to be at. -Incoming Bainie Prospect in 
+15 Yes Joe Exotic
+15 Incoming restructuring interns, prepare to get crushed Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+15 I log back into WSO to see if the discussion here on COVID-19 is any more intelligent. Clearly not. "This virus was exaggerated" is a shockingly dumb take. CRE
+15 It's our affinity for undercooked bat that is killing us off. NuclearPenguins
+15 found the geed Intern in S&T - Other
+15 So you saw the Moelis post where everyone ragged on him/her, and then proceeded to think it would be a good idea for you to do one as well? jackdonaghy26
+15 If you think PJT / Moelis / PWP have excess capacity relative to EVR / LAZ / HL right now or that any of the latter three turned down a mandate of this caliber, you're mistaken. Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+15 Dude, I agree it would be a disaster to let the airlines fail but if you are going to call someone stupid, you should own it by using your own username. financeabc
+15 Well this is sufficiently idiotic CRE
+15 No. No one has ever played any of those before. Kevin Spacey
+15 Definitely send an anonymous email from your work account Rover-S
+15 As a VP... https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2SpZNOukTlzqUUog/giphy.gif" alt="rubs hands" /> Synergy_or_Syzygy
+15 Why is everyone who's a millionaire a douche bag? Starting to sound like a bunch of Bernie Sanders wealth redistribution types here. adapt or die
+15 Jillian Mariutti - google her HFF/JLL debt & equity placement. Absolute rocket Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
+15 1: “If you caught someone stealing paper clips at work would you report it?” 2: “It depends, how many paper clips?” BillMurray
+15 Whole point of a big 4 internship is for the company to make themselves look good, then offer the interns jobs before going back to school. Essentially lock them up to replenish their audit ranks. ironman32
+15 2030 rankings Top: DB, Nomura, UBS Middle: BOFA, Citi, Barclays, CS Bottom: GS, MS, JPM amonkey_1
+15 I wish I was talented enough to suck my own dick. Intern in HF - EquityHedge
+15 Financial Sponsor turned out to be a 200 year old crustacean from the paleolithic era. Was seeking approximately tree fiddy of JV Equity proceeds. Craziest thing ever. Man In Crisis
+15 Notbad4aquant you are so correct... Let's meet up for coffee to discuss this further and after that I take you home to pound town? yung buck
+15 Welcome to the meat show browniverson
+15 Subject: _____ Pitch Error Name, Upon final review of the ____ pitch, I found an error in the projections. Working to fix this now and will send over revised version as soon as possible. TaySandd
+15 I've seen some of the girls that work in PE shops in London...by the look of them most seem to be "dog-friendly" The Pharma Guy
+15 You better watch out before he POUNDS you in the ASS CRE
+15 your inner voice uses the word "whilst"? jm28