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+15 This is not sustainable. How do you build meaningful relationships over the phone and zoom? I think after this is all over, banks should at least make Friday WFH unless there's a meeting. Leverage Hero
+15 In a very simple model, those two LFCF calculations get you to the same exact place. RX
+15 Wow, this is the first time I've seen you write coherently without being misinterpreted. Pescepescetarian
+15 This post is a mess. SpreadMyComps
+15 I think this is an interesting topic. I work in the industry so I am extremely biased. As soon as I read your post I got defensive and thought of the below: VP in VC
+15 I'm surprised everyone is really focusing on money or the potential to earn a lot of money (through exit opps). The money I earned and the "prestige" has been great and I'm really grateful about that. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+15 This "college is the best years of your life" mentality is total BS perpetuated by average minded Joes. FUCK THAT. Anyone who can't get out of it 3 years after college are losers or man-children at best. Pescepescetarian
+15 Ah, interns. First, stop panicking, grab a beer and take a deep breath. Better? D.O.U.G.
+15 Thank you for indulging me in that little exercise. CompBanker
+15 A few things here. -- I hate to say it but based on what I'm reading in your post it looks like you haven't done as much research as you're giving yourself credit for. tmike425
+15 I'll start by mentioning what everyone else is ignoring which is that HR does do some good stuff. HR is usually in charge of handling the paper work for our benefits. Hölder
+15 Ha, let’s get one thing straight. Under no scenario is this VP “being friendly” or how “lax convos” go. This is classic boundary testing by a dude to see where you stand. Ball is in your court. ChuckieSullivan
+15 "BillBradleyBaby" What is the finance job scene like in Hawaii? odog @digitalimmortality.com
+15 Same associate, again. I actually asked our HH straight up if they were doing any resume gathering or anything (it is absolutely ridiculous how early it is) and they said they were not as of now. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+15 I lost my mother three years ago. My father six months ago. I just turned 25 and I was not expecting it. Zemora
+15 After a horde of Chinese soldiers completely shutdown the MacArthur advance in the Korean War, Dean Acheson the secretary of state at that time was in a very bad place. Octaviano
+15 Hey cmon man, you can’t actually place blame on the interns for not getting a return offer when the rate is 50%. That is insanely low. Even Goldman is above 70%, and Jefferies is no Goldman. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+15 "Intern in IB - Ind" For some incredibly intelligent people with nuanced views on global events and who can speak to so many of th Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+15 . Analyst 2 in Other
+15 "Associate 2 in PE - Other" This is what I would ask. monkey_brah
+15 First, what's your point? That people are selfish idiots and laws are needed in an emergency to get thru things like viruses? OK, you win. earthwalker7
+15 Thanks sir. Always good to see you again. Two things are wrong: 1) that a bachelor party is being held holding a virus-spreading herd event. earthwalker7
+15 The “billionaire” who hides his tax returns. The “genius” who hides his college grades. The “businessman” who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years. The “playboy” who pays for sex. earthwalker7
+15 No point wallowing in self pity. Yes, the game might seemed rigged - and to a certain extent it is. And yes, you may have had it much more difficult than most yet they got the offers and you didn't. Spyko
+15 a bifurcation has developed within S&T....yes, there are the algos and the quants who build them....then you have the other people... ironnchef
+15 It is literally the exact same medical professionals following the exact same established processes who have made every other vaccine we take that are making this one. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+15 Fast and the Furious 2 Fast 2 Furious Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift Fast & Furious Fast 5 Furious 7 Fate of the Furious XxX Dominic Toretto
+15 How many times can we regurgitate the same question. In how many ways can we create pecking orders / hierarchies. Jesus. ThatGuyBalls
+15 Just collected a 150k acquisition fee for a deal we closed.  Not a huge amount of money for some but it is to me.   Feels good that I did everything myself, wasn't tied to an employer.  Expecting a greenlander.
+15 I am thankful for my family and friends, who I love more than anything in the world. I am thankful for my grandmother, who passed in August. I am so happy I had 25 great years with her. Nightman Cometh
+15 Lloyd BIankfein I quit this site because of censorship
+15 Analyst 1 in ER DatAnalyst
+15 Synergy_or_Syzygy I quit this site because of censorship
+15 Thank you all for sharing your sincere thoughts, concerns, and advice. Everything is much appreciated... and hopefully gets put into good use. We will continue to read your comments closely. Managing Director in IB - Cov
+15 Used to work in MF Investment Sales at one of the big 3. Typical conversation for me: Person: What do you do for work? Me: I sell apartment buildings VP in RE - Comm
+15 Ozymandia CAGRator
+15 There are people right now working at JPM in roles ranging from cleaners, to Jamie Dimon's, and to all others in between the two; regardless of rank, this is of zero concern to anyone. Similarly, of those wh AnoQ
+15 Dude, I hope you do not have this attitude in real life. Not everyone here is 19. Your are never too old to learn from others. I learned a whole bunch of shit about Spacs yesterday. financeabc
+15 I think you might also have autism HuskySized
+15 I’m laughing my ass off and shaking my head all at the same time. A few thoughts as someone who worked in a coverage group at UBS for 2+ years and left. Anonymous Monkey
+15 I've lived in a handful of US cities and grew up in Canada. As a minority, there is no way I would raise a kid in this country, will 100% move back to Canada. m_1
+15 I actually got a physical done last week as well. I will preface by saying I am half-black so there are genetic predispositions to my results. Analyst 3+ in RE - Comm
+15 Chill out, stop watching movies/tv about Wallstreet. Start aligning logos in PowerPoint for two hours by RGB number while your step dad yells at you for ruining your mom's vagina.  Clocks
+15 iamironman99 You have to work for them and you probably have to work harder than what actually justifies a $5mm Principal in PE - LBOs
+15 Because American girls are liberal, fat, ugly, entitled feminist cows with high body counts while foreign girls are feminine and thin. Intern in IB-M&A
+15 as the product of an interracial marriage as well as currently 50% of one, couple issues with this thebrofessor
+15 Out-of-wedlock birthrate of ~70%. ~50% of all violent crime (murder, rape, battery). Strikingly high obesity rates, especially among women, and hence disproportionate health outcomes. All hard facts.   Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+15 The US political system should become much less democratic to limit the influence of demagogues. Includes both Trump and the progressive left. larry david
+15 You ain’t gonna get top bucket if you got no social skills. Try and relax, killa Harvthrowaway
+15 Bear Stearns structured products guggroth93
+15 Why don't you just lower your exit by 25 bps  Forex Swings
+15 You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards, when they're being retarded. Analyst 2 in CorpStrat
+15 You seem like someone who’d be pleasant to work with.   Managing Director in Consulting
+15 That’s not irony bro, that’s called being taken advantage of. ManchesterUNITED
+15  There are die hard trump country girls. Everyone does cocaine.  Stop. I can only get so erect. calvincoolridge
+15 Communication is key.  This is also why I sent my GF my timesheets.   PeRmAnEnTiNtErN
+15 Not a profile, but most posts by Brigette Hyacinth... DealOrNoDealBanker
+15 I'm interested because Chuck is interested. Axe Donny_Axelrod
+15 This thread once again reaffirms that investment banking analysts are the most boring, uncreative, and uninspired people on the face of the planet. capex fairy
+15 Why don't you just properly unplug? The world isn't going to fall apart without you, no matter how much you've convinced yourself it will. Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+15 There's certainly a fucking mile of difference between some of these awful, untrimmed, disgusting sacks of hair some assholes have hanging off their face, and a nicely trimmed beard that's not distracting. PeterMullersKeyboard
+15 "ScoopExpert" That's depressing To each their own. BBDreamin
+15 MD: Why don't you take a first crack at this and kick the tires a bit on the deck? TheBuellerBanker
+15 Lehman Brothers - Kobe Intern in IB-M&A
+15 What an unfunny shit post Business School in IB - Gen
+15 Deleted Intern in IB-M&A
+15 Because wall street isn’t the “brain drain” it used to be and the smartest kids don’t go into finance. They go to tech, consulting, etc...  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+15 Night before I started, got a call from an associate asking me to deliver some kush to him and his boy. Prospect in IB - Gen
+15 “Fuck the rich” -16 year olds with a couple grand their parents gave them Intern in Research - FI
+15 oy mate seem to be in a bit of scuffle wit dis one yea? bit sad innit? maybe grab a bevvy after work and get trollied? if you're not feelin too gobsmacked yea? maybe a bit knackered are ya? Intern in IB - Cov
+15 “Sorry, we regret to inform you” is a common introduction that is used because I decided to attend a small, unknown university. Tim Apple
+15 Short sleeve shirt with a tie black shirt with black tie FRV
+15 Don't worry brother, I heard the amount of Non-EU citizens in London will increase very soon Bruvver
+15 delete Intern in Legal
+15 Where do you think? Senior in college with assumingly no debt and 150K in cash? Mom! my Lexus is 3 years old can I get a new one!? SHB
+15 White boy summer jengajengo
+15 I picked IU over Wharton. Haven’t regretted it once! Associate 2 in Other
+15 I don't think there is any dollar amount you could pay me to move to Seattle, Portland, or LA.  PrivatePyle
+15 RBC boi. m_1
+15 Guys we found it. We found what might possibly be the most retarded post on this site. Monty Burns
+15 About 6.9%, of course EDIT: On a serious note, 50% chance they last in IB. Either they last, or they don't, so the odds are exactly 50/50 monkey_brah
+15 how about you target getting some pussy, dweeb Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+15 depends. do you like asians? BankingChimp
+15 Would rather see “Incoming SA 2021” than read a WSO thread that uses words such as “pejoratively“ Fuhnance
+15 It seems you don't interact well with other women. SSits
+15 I don't see the point in underlying the fact you're a girl. Your post does not look like a troll, but the title really suggests answers like "Go OnlyFans" Intern in IB - Cov
+15 Not bitch WannabeBankerr
+15 Monkey Capital
+15 Salty ND Mendoza grad turned accountant spotted userrrrr696969696969
+15 Thomas Sowell. iercurenc
+15 Blacklisted from Piper Jefferies and JPMorgan Stanley here. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+15 Instagram is best bro ❄️ U so icy ima glacier boi Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+15 "Intern in IB - Ind" Crab Chiggins
+15 You guys are going to raise psychopaths  indentured-Servant
+15 Tier 1: non-targets fucking your girl Incoming Analyst in RE - Comm
+15 Yes and DB > RBC. About to get so many MS from incoming RBC interns. Prospect in IB-M&A
+15 To anyone saying Python, SQL, C++ etc., are beneficial in IBD, what the fuck are you talking about? reformed
+15 Students who give out career advice to professionals Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+15 Bankerconsu Prospect in IB - Gen
+15 Dartmouth with no doubt. The best alumni you can asks for. Off cycles and d plan are big ones. Intern in IB-M&A