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+24 Your gf canโ€™t speak English well and youโ€™ve had fights escalate to the police being called? And you wanna marry this person? Maybe sleep on it. Smoke Frog
+24 I could not think of a single set of respondents that would give you a more biased answer. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+24 got my girlfriend new tits Jean_Henry
+24 I still donโ€™t know what we do. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+24 Just look at a pension's fund publicly available private equity performance (see Calpers as a common example), the MFs are hardly the top performers in the recent years. unidentified123
+24 U done fucked up my man  Pizz
+24 Hey, I need someone like you. I can pay you $400K base and a 300% bonus.  FishOil099
+24 My dad recently told me "If everyone followed the same path of development and satisfaction, we'd have a bunch of identical people in the world. Don't compare yourself to others. Intern in IB - Gen
+24 And then what? OP needs to find purpose bigger than himself outside of work. NonTarget5
+24 some thoughts here: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/comment/2670962#comment-2670962 thebrofessor
+24 For me using LinkedIn has been an incredably rewarding experience, where I have gained enriching insights from global thought leaders in the field of finance. Steve Wibble
+24 because it's easy to talk about how the world should fix all of its problems on the other hand, it's really difficult to fix your own problems and get your house in order thebrofessor
+24 No, but the black kid that summers in Sagaponack will get the invite to all the early processes. Maybe you can ask him how they went? Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+24 No, but I extremely dislike the people who raised them to be that way. PrivateTechquity ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€
+24 Simp https://media1.giphy.com/media/enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="why are you booing me " /> Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+24 Get fucked, non-targets with 4.0s Corporate Raider
+24 Bro, it hurts and that sucks, but thereโ€™s only one way you come out on topโ€”suck it up and invest in yourself. Way I see it thereโ€™s 3 ways this plays out: Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+24 Intern in PE - LBOs Monkeys, Wondering, what was your riskiest f*ck ever? Associate 1 in HF - Other
+24 Donโ€™t forget the 4th so you can live your life and the 5th and be sure to remember the 6th. Iโ€™m vaccinated but this is going to get bad. Medical privacy is over, the door has been opened.  Analyst 1 in S&T - Equities
+24 Iโ€™ll share a few thoughts. Not rich, well off for the most part. Too old for a flashy car, I drive a 2018 Ford. Economist in Risk Mnmgt
+24 "It's not like anyone ever asks how the deals on your resume performed." -Senior Acquisitions Associate Nudnick McMooch
+24 the male response to this serious situation explains why most of the people who traffic this site don't get laid  BabyAcquisitions
+24 lol, why do 2007 numbers keep going up every year after it happened? VP in IB - Gen
+24 Sir, this is a Wendy's Intern in IB - Gen
+24 First, finance probably isn't as glamorous as you think Pan European Monkey
+24 Another came to mind. The Pharma Guy
+24 I said back in March 2020 (maaaaybe April 2020) that the Covid panic was not worth it, that we would end up causing more net harm. I quit this site because of censorship
+24 Bobby Axelrod Rando Randerson
+24 Finally this post was made. Intern in IB - Gen
+24 Analyst Median Salaries + Bonus according to WSO (NYC office unless stated otherwise) Prospect in IB-M&A
+24 isaiah, this isn't a prestige thing, it's a definition low finance - janitor at a PNC branch, teller, PWM thebrofessor
+24 1 - got super drunk 2 - candy flipped (drop acid then a few hours later pop a pill) Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+24 Went over to their place  Told me they were a DJ  6969
+24 Milton Friedchickenman When thinking about a SPAC, it's helpful to make a distinction in your mind between (a) the pre-combination SPAC itself and (b) the c APAE
+24 1) Screen candidates 2) Focus on the ones who are more interested in you than you are them TheGrind
+24 Can you guys jack each other off over your highschools more, please? Intern in IB-M&A
+24 AsianMonky rufiolove: ewlang: rufiolove
+24 warren1Let me guess, you're currently working in Sav
+24 I am a frequent poster under another user name that has been on this site for several years. I am going to weigh in on this from an anonym. account as I do not want to reveal too much about who I am. FrequentPoster
+24 Thoughts from a fairly recent MBA grad that works in finance: models_and_bottles
+24 eddie, great question. thebrofessor
+24 In the five years I've been working in and around "strategy" I've grown increasingly uneasy about the term. Nevertheless, everybody uses. Here's your classic strategy project: PRE-LAUNCH mybrainstormisahurricane
+24 couple things - this will probably make you feel worse though: 1. You were kicked off "from" your first S & O Project - I got confused because you said the title pretty much sums it up 2. skyblueseven
+24 Interned at a natural gas company, kid showed up with a different rolex for every day of the week. Had his way of making sure you saw them too - real dickhead. P_intheDark_OOL
+24 Yeah, it's looking good so far chief, but I got a couple to add to the list. 9) No fucking socks with Sperrys, it's gay FratLord
+24 As someone who had a lot of friends in fraternities but to some degree dislikes Greek Life, I'll give my honest opinion as to why. Postgradwonderer
+24 Only 2 of my childhood friends have kept cool. All the rest, of which there were quite a few, turned into fucking retards. Kassad
+24 "thebrofessor" @DickFuld @ IlliniProgrammer
+24 I just don't understand how people have let politics get so personal. It's become the new religion, shit is a joke. People need to understand these politicians are only interested in getting re-elected. BobTheBaker
+24 Low prestige firms rely on archaic techniques using hermit crabs painted to represent different asset types (Self Storage, Senior Housing, Data Storage). geology rocks
+24 Most replies seem to have missed the real heart of the legacy BX M&A value proposition. APAE
+24 rookie mistake - only bottom feeding cucks and back office handytards actually choose which offer to take. xxx-ThrowAway-xxx
+24 Look - I respect your opinion, but you have no idea what a male candidate in similar shoes would have done. little-monkey
+24 This is a very interesting perspective and certainly counters a lot of the rhetoric I have heard in recent years. There was a quote in a FT interview with J.D. Vance that caught my eye last week. RxGonGivItToYuh
+24 I suspect he is so upset because the entire social fabric of our society is being ripped to shreds. I didn't bother to open the hyperlink, but the contents of the comments are easy to read between the lines. dm100
+24 It is going to be a function of two things: APAE
+24 If you were at 20, you are already at school. There are many things that I can tell you but without knowing the details, it will be very difficult. So I will focus on things that apply to everyone: Naoki Hanzawa
+24 I got halfway thought this entire thread and when I realized that half of the pontificating about work life balance, firm prestige, career path, hours, and comp was being spewed by kids that haven't even graduated college Billy Ray Valentine
+24 First off, live your life and do you best...don't sweat it if you're not on the "path" you expected. Very few people succeed on a linear path. accountingbyday
+24 "Pro Forma" Constant calmness and stoicism in high pressure, intense situations Supreme and unwavering self-confidence in Layne Staley
+24 Ultimately, it is income inequality that causes so much discontent. If you want any society to develop rapidly (high GDP per capita growth), you need a system with effective incentives. hedgehog9
+24 Some of these places are actually pretty poorly run which leads to significant opportunity for your standard PE operational improvements. Some of it is pretty basic like just modernizing their social media presence. NuclearPenguins
+24 GPA and test scores are only a small fraction of what colleges consider, especially more competitive target schools. Jacob42
+24 The NBA should cut ties with China and move on. There is more than enough money in the states/elsewhere. For the Chinese to react this way over one GM's single tweet says it all, there is no appeasing them. BobTheBaker
+24 been in relationship with same woman over a decade, happily married thebrofessor
+24 I mean, yes, recruiting minorities is very much to benefit the firm so they look more diverse and can attract clients and employees who care about that. MarthaStewartsAFelon
+24 "Intern in IB - Gen" Your girl dumped you and you turn to WSO as a source of comfort? So you: Pug
+24 All of the people who through MS at you make more money than you. You are the outsider that has failed to penetrate their elitist bubble. Mr Perfect Hairline
+24 Purely Armchair Logic so take it all with a grain of salt: Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+24 "Luke Brown" you don't care how many guys she's been with so long as she's cool and hot. Isaiah_53_5 ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž
+24 I don't think this is a fair criticism. I, and I am sure many other posters on here, have loved ones and people in our communities we care about. Polak Maล‚y
+24 I should have quoted your last comment, I noticed you edited it out so that you removed all of the mentions of the words "nontarget" in your first comment and overall edited its prose to make it seem like you're not as ang Partner in Other
+24 Bank I work at has people from schools all over the country. State schools, small liberal arts schools, ivies. Youโ€™re in high school. Intern in IB - Cov
+24 Let me break it down to you 1) I am doing 10 weeks virtual internship 2) I live in NYC 3) My parents work at a fast food chain and a restaurant 4) Stimulus check that my parents received will not be enough to pay for m Intern in IB - Gen
+24 Why the obsession with IB? Do you realize that 80+% of people who enter it leave for other opps? hedgehog9
+24 For your benefit, the way recruiting works coming out of one of these head hunters is this.... PE firms gives the head hunter a mandate. Marcus_Halberstram
+24 This is an old thread. I have taken a break from WSO the past few years. Recently logged back on to see some of the subsequent comments to this after having it featured as its own thread. RX
+24 Find a family therapist/social worker at your academic institution and begin to meet with them (virtually) in discussing the dynamics of your family. KOL A
+24 started writing a long reply and deleted the whole thing thebrofessor
+24 So I am first generation from a shit poor family at a semi-target who isn't diversity. Yes it is harder for me, a lot harder but what drives me on is the desire to make a better life for myself and my family. Steve Wibble
+24 neink It's called aging. You will get there as well. It's not like Biden isn't on the same cloud anyway. Alt-Ctr-Left
+24 Even though it's been 6 months I feel like I've learned nothing about corporate finance and modeling as I've just been editing powerpoints and doing bitch work for 90 hours a week. MfckngChimp
+24 Yes, economics is a sham science as an academic discipline. You have diametrically opposed economic beliefs, theories, practices that are all "justified" by the data and the models. I quit this site because of censorship
+24 Lol browniverson
+24 Yeah maybe you guys should rebrand to tech and see where that takes you, oh wait... Goya Beans
+24 WSO: "What are the exit ops of being Kraft CFO? Is BB IB possible?" jss09
+24 Any car that will drive me away from the pointless threads and "official" rankings on this Investment Banking forum Business School in IB - Gen
+24 Let's get through that summer internship first Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+24 Put on suit and tie with normal T-shirt underneath the dress shirt Join the zoom call without video See what the team is wearing and quickly adjust your outfit (remove tie, remove suit and tie, etc. PC2019
+24 1% Crab Chiggins 99% Retards Crab Chiggins
+24 Weird flex but ok Bruvver
+24 Does it make a difference?? TheNonTargetBanker1
+24 Jesus christ, the article is so much worse than what's copied in the OP. NuclearPenguins
+24 Lease out tons of office space and sublease it to individuals at a higher rate making some quick profit off of bull market despite hugely risky business model. StringerBellRE
+24 Lol what? The dude is debt-free and building wealth as a 24 year old. Just because he didn't start out with a $5mm trust fund doesn't mean he did anything wrong Associate 1 in IB - Restr
+24 "What you think of this deal?" (sound of toilet flush ...) rich_toad
+24 Selling socks. Irrational exuberance
+24 if she bad this a W rashan234
+24 Diversity recruiting: is alive!!! JAB123
+24 "Melody. What a name my lady. Melody." Tycho Brahe