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+18 This administration will not be kind to high income earners....Wall Street in particular.   There is a reason that Obama/Biden presided over the slowest recovery in post-War history.   Prog Ozymandia
+18 “The problem isn't that Johnny can't read. The problem isn't even that Johnny can't think. The problem is that Johnny doesn't know what thinking is; he confuses it with feeling” - Thomas Sowell   Dick Steele
+18 real_Skankhunt42 BobTheBaker What compares to something as nuts as QAnon among liberals? Asking for a friend. BobTheBaker
+18 Ask the student questions: Who are you? What is your major? What are you studying? Why are you interested in Banking? What do you currently know about banking? Keyser Söze 123
+18 99_Steam Explain how you are going to uncover all of these things through his personal tax return. 8.4.3 Ozymandia
+18 Not exactly what you asked for in your post, but not a lot of serious answers in this thread so here's a short list of positive aspects/experiences based on my time at a not so elite boutique (I worked on a lean team, onebagger
+18 Imagine this that Biden barely lost to a guy who has: - Stated he grabs women by the pussies - Made fun of handicap people -Made fun of John McCain (after he died) teddythebear
+18 neink
+18 Hi - I just finished my two years in banking so I've had time to reflect on my BB experience. I know your intentions are good but your execution is lacking. You severely underestimate the size of the problem. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+18 Nice cherry picking. This is why progressives and their push for social dominance got us Trump in 2016, and are quickly leading us towards something worse. They are the epitome of hypocrites. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+18 IB is more prestigious. There’s a reason Wall Street is the subject of countless novels, blockbuster movies, fantasy-esque TV dramas etc. and management consultants are not used as symbols of allure. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+18 Thanks for complaining... I think we need to get back to basics...  We're adding a dark mode and here I have users complaining about staying logged in.  SMH WallStreetOasis.com
+18 people who work for investment management companies are good investors and that it's a meritocracy. thebrofessor
+18 To all the apologists disparaging these Analysts or telling them to leave the firm, or they make tons of money: shut up, you're part of the problem. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+18 I personally do not care about deals ( IB or PE), however, due to the connections I have with PE firms I interviewed at MF's to practice, and to see how far I could go in the interview process. BUYSIDETRADDER
+18 Most people live their life with a very external orientation. 'What will my classmates think of me if', 'Wow, my girlfriend will probably', 'I couldn't afford to try that because then people will', and so on. APAE
+18 Is this a fucking troll? As an Irish man, and a Catholic at that, we'd face huge discrimination in northern Ireland by the Protestant community iercurenc
+18 here’s my SA 2c for what it’s worth: I’m at a top target and actually spoke with an alum at BCG on this topic while I was still deciding between MBB or banking (too dumb for tech)—the thread is right that targets Intern in IB - Gen
+18 I wouldn't respond to HR. If they ask again say it was a volunteer position and nothing else. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+18 Hello dad give me an internship before I tell mom about your mistresses in Miami and the hidden money in the Cayman Islands. Intern in IB-M&A
+18 Yea bro I bought that shit at a 3.00% cap u think I'm doing 2% rent increase? LMFAO patsfan947
+18 Yes especially with the FDA approval. It’s now no different than requiring kids to be vaccinated before going to school - maybe now we can actually progress to some idea of normalcy. bigredguy
+18 24, 2nd year analyst -- $0 (made $150k last year) Edit: I'm now 25... and a 1st YR PE associate.. I've saved 95k (75k cash / 20k in a 401k if you count that..)  COVID externalities.. lol Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+18 Very liberal college english prof had a phD in something gender studies related. I still remember getting bitched at my first time I used Mrs rezjopls
+18 Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Analyst 3+ in AM - Other
+18 Social media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+18 I like it 9 to 5pm. Srs. 5pm to 9pm i tolerate it. 9pm to midnight i hate it Midnight to 3am i want commit suicide  calvincoolridge
+18 My dog. Senior Consultant in Consulting
+18 10 rejections and you are worried? Over the last 6 months I've been rejected by just short of 400 different companies. rj1443
+18 125 AN2... AN1 probably 110? 115? GOD BLESS THE PAY, EXITS, AND NAME. I LOVE YOU DADDY SOLOMON. Edit: according to Bloomberg, AN1 110 confirmed. Intern in IB - Gen
+18 "Just because HR didn't call you back by the date we said we would... " yeah, I find it tough to stick to deadlines I set for myself too Brosef Stalin17
+18 I would go into tech...and then I took the Data Structures and Algorithms class in college, and I didn't understand jack shit. Pizz
+18 As an aside, a friend of mine who runs his own company says that his female employees' productivity is permanently, significantly lower once they come back from maternity leave after having their first kid. ResMan
+18 This what my local liberal city newspaper published unironically.  Imagine living your life with this much fear. calvincoolridge
+18 Congratulations, you've managed to achieve something that 90% of the prospects on this website will fail to do.  I heard a saying a while back that went like this: Fools don't learn from their mistakes. NoEquityResearch
+18 Yes have a cpa some of us have to claw our way from big4 like the trash we are  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+18 bruh shut up Citi gave u FT offers Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+18 I looked at my student loan balances and I looked at how much IB paid, that's when I knew it was my calling NPV
+18 Ok Intern in IB - Cov
+18 What do you think he means SHB
+18 Looool OP is the same dude who looks at a homeless man and says "jeez dude get it together" Bankerconsu
+18 I'm in it for the women. There is nothing else quite like watching her ride you while shes rattling off financial ratios. You must try it sometimes. the_gekko
+18 CHADS BROWSE /POL/ Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 Not my joke, but the guy named his company MICRO and SOFT. It was never going to last. neink
+18 Golf, chill life, low chance of injury and ability to play it professionally for an entire lifetime. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+18 Girls probably say the same about you lol Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+18 Nothing that can't be fixed with some FLEX SEAL. fuzzy_stocks
+18 glad you included all the accents man. attention to detail at its finest right there wentbytoofast
+18 With your mother Anonymous Monkey
+18 Premarital sex is a serious offense. Better at least run it by compliance first le_monke
+18 Casio CA53W Calculator Watch Kassad
+18 https://www.piedmont.org/living-better/how-to-recover-from-a-pulled-mus… Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 ymmv, but i've had a lot of success at your mum's house. hope that helps. IRRection
+18 I’d get the stars out of your eyes. Any firm that can’t afford to pay interns anything is a bucket shop and/or circling the drain. Probably not much of a “CEO” FellowTraveler
+18 HR has entered the chat. Jim Simons
+18 Judging by your response, maybe work on the charm Intern in IB - Gen
+18 Christ, there are like 2,500 posts on this. It really doesn't change that much and every recruiting cycle there is a new post of kids getting hard over $85k vs. $80k or whatever it is. juniormistmaker
+18 "I'm not scientist, but a covid vaccine seems rushed" is classic anti-intellectualism. You don't really know if it is rushed or not, but it seems that way.  CRE
+18 More likely because this is in top 10 most repeated threads in WSO, along with -IB rankings -I hate my life -Would you date a poor girl -Would you date a finance girl Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+18 I mean I guess, but you’ll be better off once you accept that thats just how life is. Some people are born better connected and in better positions, some people get lucky, etc. The world isnt a true meritocracy. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+18 I was once suspected of interviewing elsewhere (I wasn't) and bluntly confronted with, "Are you interviewing at other places?" Coffee had yet to kick in so I scowled and said, "Should I be!?" Anonymous Monkey
+18 Bro how did you make it through high school and college? Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 Only betas call other people beta. Since you both are betas, I don't see the issue on why you can't connect with him/her. As they all say... just be yourself. damndaniell
+18 marry the daughter of a billionaire oligarch (I'm 5'8 with an average pp).  HuskySized
+18 I don't typically do stuff with the sole intention to make my parents proud. George_Banker
+18 Bro you do know that a person playing the game has to actually get Question "n" right before he can go on to question "n+1", right? You have to multiply the probabilities of each individual answer, not add. Intern in IB - Cov
+18 Job title: unemployed 6:00 - Wake up 6:30 - Gym 8:30 - Breakfast 9:30 - buy some shitty penny stocks 10:00- solicit recruiters and every contact on linkedin 12:00- Lunch haitiantrannylover
+18 rich handler (jeffries ceo) does it so that should be a major indicator that it’s a cringy marketing tactic used to virtue signal O.J. Simpson
+18 Work experience on LinkedIn: Options Trader @ Robinhood. -beat S&P 500 YTD returns by 50 fold in one trade Pump and Dump
+18 Physician's Assistant  Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+18 I'm a 2nd year analyst just don't care enough to change off prospect. It's a forum you nerd, literally who cares lol.  Analyst 3+ in PE - Other
+18 I’m no expert but if AOC, Ted Cruz, Trump Jr. and Dave Portnoy can all agree that Robinhood is in the wrong, then fuck it I’m down WJ55
+18 what the fuck Intern in IB - Cov
+18 Nothing to lose everything to gain here petal to the metal kid Cleveland Steamer
+18 Consulting is basically doing wishy-washy freshman year business assignments as a job. CanadianERspunkymonkey
+18 Hot Topic and Kohls Ehmerica
+18 Peg Leg They don't even have a real estate category.  CRE
+18 GUSIF: 1 McKinsey, 1 Blackstone (unsure group), 1 Goldman IBD, 2 Morgan Stanley IBD, 1 JPM IBD, 1 Bank of America IBD GCI: 2 Fidelity ER, 1 Nomura Greentech IBD, 1 Stifel ER, 1 boutique Intern in IB - Cov
+18 Can we get rid of this dog shit anonymous function? ResearchLackey19
+18 bro like what is the point of this post grantland23
+18 I think we're talking about real jobs JPGoldmanStanleyMD420
+18 you're not a socialist bro. you're just a white boy who took some philosophy electives GoldenCinderblock
+18 He's being investigated by the SEC. Jamie_Diamond
+18 Please please do not harm yourself. There’s nothing that I can say that will make you feel better or ‘snap out of it,’ but what you are talking about is a point in your life that will pass. Analyst 1 in S&T - Equities
+18 No one is writing LMM Pe partners names in any history book  Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+18 hi im virgin Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 The only move that women make towards me is recoiling from disgust Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 Anyone who has followed the protests/riots knows that 99%+ of the property damage/violence has been done by Antifa/Leftists. Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+18 These comments are exactly what I expected from the sheltered, white, conservative bastion that is WSO. GuyLafleur
+18 Actions speak louder than words. I would suck their dick if I was you. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+18 .............. Prospect in Other
+18 lol wtf is happening Ricky Sargulesh
+18 Started: at the bottom Now I’m: here SlapshotToTheNads
+18 Wait till you see Kelley kids Intern in IB - Cov
+18 bro you sound like a finance version of hulk hogan lol VP in Other
+18 While sounding inspirational and all that, there's smth funny abt this... Martinghoul
+18 "" what percentage of IBers are people who you would consider "very smart" or "genius"? If you subtract Richard you get 10 Prospect in IB - Gen
+18 Same way Hillary got rich - running a pedophile prostitution ring in a pizza store in DC 6969
+18 Lol it's funny how people WSO are, for the most part, pro-competition and unfettered capitalism but can't handle some foreigners who know English as a second language and have to take the risk of uprooting their lives to m Goya Beans
+18 Hello everyone, I am taking suggestions on the coolest ways to die because I can’t do this shit anymore. Why are you doing this. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A