Highest Ranked Comments

+14 Idk if this counts but can people stop leaving their damn tie over their shoulder after they walk out of the bathroom. No one thinks it's cool you took a shit at some point in the day Number Crunching Warrior
+14 In a perfect world, I wouldn't even be in IB Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 4) ? I'm actually a squirrel
+14 Fuck the school, the club, and whoever else gives you shit. Do what’s best for you. aphenophilia
+14 Its no secret Kushner bought his way into Harvard. teamryan15
+14 DaisukiDaYoaverage person: 10 to 12 average WSO member: 20 to 24 unleveraged average WSO member: none/virgin to 5 how did you u rufiolove
+14 Look up “induced memories” bro VP in PE - LBOs
+14 Justine equityresearch99
+14 How about we not arbitrarily rank things just to have something to jerk off to This isn't the IB forum. CRE
+14 Ima be real chief Ive never seen a kid from Yeshiva nor have heard of the name till today and nor will I probably ever see it in the near term future (at an EB) Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+14 Lol maybe they'll show the quant group being down 22% March YTD Quant in HF - EquityHedge
+14 . Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+14 Get yourself a gf that skipped college and works a cash job like an escort or cuts hair. No debt, all equity and great cash flow. TippyTop11
+14 UBS for investment banking Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+14 Pregame it Prospect in Other
+14 I know this guy personally and he's an absolute animal. He would network and hustle day and night with consultants at McKinsey and they ate it up. Prospect in Other
+14 yes let’s roll the dice on the guy who constantly shits on NATO because I can buy disco lights for my car with this tax break. I211KML
+14 Give me the bullet now if I have to do one more semester (a WHOLE semester at that) with this shhhhh Summer Associate in ER
+14 So... how did Evercore and Lazard place? Frisbee
+14 basically a modelling agency at this point leonardo dicaprisun
+14 You only need to buy one shoe rothbard814
+14 Idea: OP should shave EVERYTHING. Head, pubes, asscrack. The whole 9 yards. Don't give them an inch. N0DuckingWay
+14 Would you have preferred no intern program at all? Props to JPM at least for making contingency plans and not flat out cancelling. Intern in IB-M&A
+14 Words of Wisdom: a crisis successfully averted will always be seen as an over-reaction. I'd rather use a firetruck to put out a single match, than wait for a forest fire to destroy my home. InvestmentGoddess
+14 Quarantine Workout Schedule: Mon: forearms Tue: forearms Wed: forearms Thurs: forearms Fri: forearms Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+14 buy more of them. Stocks only go up. GUH
+14 The only place where girls are happy that their profile was viewed by a 45 year old+ man is .... LinkedIn garlak
+14 If you can’t answer that question in the time it took you to type it out good luck in life bud not_epstein
+14 https://media3.giphy.com/media/GpyS1lJXJYupG/giphy.gif" alt="laugh" /> CRE
+14 you should get into bird of prey husbandry and get a falcon or an eagle. This could supplement your food budget as well as serve as self defense. Big4please
+14 It was ass. The whole sequel trilogy was ass. gufmo
+14 You’re in college and are attending high school reunions already? DickFuld
+14 --------------------------- throwaway99944
+14 I want to see this Bloom character fight Justine Tobin in a steel cage match for the souls of 20-year-old finance majors. JTH
+14 Could be you have a cocaine problem. Ask yourself, "am I doing enough cocaine"? Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+14 Dr Burry? twoplustwo85
+14 Fuck that commie shit recoveringalc
+14 "Bankers and Consultants, it's time to squash the beef. Gonna settle this now... right here on the Street." Still can't buy Cristal with Starwood points. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+14 The same way you would prepare for an M&A Internship at mid-tier or low-tier BB, asshole Prospect in IB-M&A
+14 Can you not talk like that first? Prospect in Other
+14 You sound like a beta. deleteee
+14 I dont work on wallstreet but damn haha thats sad bro. When girls ask what I do I say "Don't worry it's not interesting" and refocus the convo on how they probably like getting spanked. Bayoumonkey
+14 Assert dominance, use a roller backpack. Hugh Myron
+14 DB no longer a BB HugeMiddleMarketBanker
+14 Gay Red banana Wagon
+14 Interviewer: "Best of luck throughout recruiting season" Me: "Thanks, you too" PlsAdvise
+14 Dream Interview with T2 Consulting Firm dontsmashme
+14 My first big break was that I was born as a male in the U.S. Getting a job at GS TMT or PJT Rx is much harder to do from a village in Ethiopia or Bangladesh. hominem
+14 hairy?? sounds awesome! congrats! you'll learn! prospie
+14 How much do you make per year total comp? snowywhite
+14 Can I short? Oh wait, can't short on a down-tick. earthwalker7
+14 How far can you punt a football? Layne Staley
+14 You can drink a cup of coffee at your desk without the entire office having to drink it too. Nah.
+14 ok hillary Anonymous Monkey
+14 2 Wendy's 4 for $4s a day for 20 years, $58400. Give me that and I'm golden SillyPanda9
+14 Ask him to bite you. You're already his thrall anyway, and 80+ hour weeks won't seem so bad when you're immortal. Cov
+14 Dude what rock are you living under lol Number Crunching Warrior
+14 Stifel, Stephens, BMO, tons of opportunities out there. HugeMiddleMarketBanker
+14 Airpods or you’re poor dickiegreenleaf
+14 Cool Cool, you took time out of your day to put other people down. We aren't idiots, we are uninformed. "You don't mean it to be a criticism". Why did you type this? Did your gf break up with you? harden4mvp
+14 "jankynoname" Stock-based comp is the bane of my existence... represents about 25-30% of all-in for me and it is dogshit... Whiskey5
+14 We don't pay our interns. Doing Investment Banking work for free is torture enough, anything more and they won't show up for work. Keyser Söze 123
+14 Bruh, I'm not the one who threw the MS - but aren't you the intern here at WSO working for free? I'm actually a squirrel
+14 Goldman SLC no question. The mentorship from Robert DuVal will be second to none. Les Grossman
+14 Attempt/Idea: 10 Execution: 0 I still laughed tho.. Billion with a B
+14 I hate you Holdthedoor
+14 This legitimately could have been asked in one sentence Sunshine Funshine
+14 "Passionate Investor" Any thoughts you guys? You're desperately seeking Internet approval? DickFuld
+14 I'm still so confused on what "rising" means. Are you like 26.5? Try the pre-prepared meal services. MonopolyMoney
+14 I bet you don't have the balls to INVEST IT ALL IN BITCOIN! 6969
+14 Imagine being so blue-blooded you are still mad about JFK becoming president. TheStory
+14 Houston FTW. ASUgrad2017
+14 This thread is just as sad as My Name Is Goldstein, and MikeFromBaruch announcing their departures from WSO. So long pal. Pump and Dump
+14 It's kind of amusing that LinkedIn has Chronic Fatigue as a "skill" in the first place. CRE
+14 I heard of one called 'Ice Juice' that failed due to some external interference. I lost millions, but it was worth it. Chuck Rhoades
+14 Stole $9k that's a felony brother StaphyBone
+14 Did anyone hear back from their Bank of Mars SA 2179 superday yet? JAB123
+14 So many important life decisions have been made based off proximity to Costco GoldenCinderblock
+14 Yes, you are the only who who tips Uber drivers 6969
+14 Non-target > Boutique > BB IB > MM PE > Mega Fund > Sexual Misconduct > Hobo > Subway Performer > WWE > Steroids > UFC Champion > Apartment in Brooklyn Jamie_Diamond
+14 Refreshing this page has become legitimate cardio for me. odysseuskreed
+14 Think golden state warriors. Everyone’s a superstar traderlife
+14 "xgozax" Jews survived holocaust and now hold many positions of power. You can't keep people down, it's just not possible. My Name is Jeff
+14 Anywhere that has slices for $1.25 or less. TwoSpeakers
+14 bro if you come off as gay you're more likely to get hired. banks are all into pride and diversity nowadays. makerbayfield
+14 dd SeaHawks2287
+14 Here's some strong non-targets that come to mind(some may be repeats): TheROI
+14 fap it out captainkoolaid
+14 "Supreme Leader" in a top FIG group Hard to gauge with that little background info. SSCC
+14 "Ninopipo" top 200 University Lol why even bother saying top 200 DalaiLama
+14 Don’t settle—accept both. Billion with a B
+14 This is a horrible analogy. Billion with a B
+14 ... square40
+14 This is not an interview, but will act as a first round if your resume is passed through the screening. All applicants receive this. So if your resume is not chosen, it could be just all for nothing. BigRedMonkey
+14 Long: -islamophobia -hairspray -walls -pot -lumbar lordosis (butt selfies) Short: -university of louisville -mexico -scientology -bryce harper -greece -solar power thebrofessor
+14 reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets do everything opposite to what they talk about. Inverse WSB has been my best performing trade YTD. Xzas22
+14 I'm in your mom's anus with a 30 rack on my shoulder. FratLord
+14 I don't work in IB but I have worked my share of 12+ hour days and 80 hour weeks. Reading the news and watching videos for 15 hours a day is a fucking far cry from working for 15 hours. Believe me. Big4please
+14 It finally happened. A developer actually asked for my SAT and GMAT/GRE scores. CRE
+14 And there it is. Offer secured. Not going to be homeless! CRE