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+14 Anyone heard back from Lehman? My emails keep bouncing fuzzy_stocks
+14 Now, if I fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole leonardo dicaprisun
+14 I’m sure GSO will drop GS from its syndicate because a potential intern reneged an offer...come on... prestigewhore101
+14 Save up. Always save up. Senior bankers are constantly deciding to "go back to our previous turn's version." KOL A
+14 Meanwhile Jefferies... BankingChimp2
+14 Nice facts you showed here advanced.vanilla
+14 this is going to trigger a lot of kids who put "Incoming IB Analyst" on their linkedin bankingguy1995
+14 Are you guys seriously arguing that an NFL cornerback and former head of the NFL Players Union should be less impressive to an AdCom than Analyst #78 in triplectz
+14 Investment Banking in SF. Chess not checkers fellas Prospect in S&T - Equities
+14 Yea man, definitely autistic telling a high schooler to make his college choice based on what school he likes the best. ByeSide
+14 I once saw an HSD suffix after a name. I asked what "HSD" meant and was told it stood for high school diploma. If that's not hitting rock bottom, then I don't know what is... NovaNation2017
+14 Can confirm this. Sorry bud. JP_Morgan_Stanley
+14 id rather interview with a man. if it's a woman, i would rather if she was hot. i am attractive, and generally, less attractive females act more hostile towards me than the rest of the population. notimefor
+14 Tier 1: Tobin and Co. Tier 2: Everyone else meep11
+14 previous two posts are from fucking idiots. IRRection
+14 pretty simple: read about mismatch in # of borrowable shares vs. true non-stagnant float vs. Research Associate in HF - Event
+14 *elephant chain of NEWLY RICH idiots Intern in IB-M&A
+14 I like reading posts like this cause it reminds me how non-retarded I am. Dean Keaton
+14 Democrats: I like their people but I hate their government. Republicans: Fuck bat eaters! DeletedKids
+14 so your worst case career scenario is managing partner at a firm with a $3bn fund? and that firm is able to consistently raise larger and larger funds despite delivering subpar returns? Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+14 Are you Indian? Cause you sound kinda Indian. Edit: here come the Indians. Dick Steele
+14 This thread is a compliance certificate of moral depravity. larry david
+14 K3 should win this year's "most insecure and incoherent" post of the year. What the fuck was that. SanityCheck
+14 Deleted Intern in IB - Restr
+14 I don’t care what anyone says, you are selfish for getting a dog that you won’t be able to care for and give it the time/attention it needs.   Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+14 Only dudes worth north of 25mil say this stuff Intern in IB-M&A
+14 I like having a work blackberry. Keyboards are nice and you can open beers with them. camelboy69
+14 If it were seem as normal to sleep under my desk, I would. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 happened with a senior at my uni Interviewer at GS: Can you explain why you only managed 65 in your applied ethics class? Interviewee: I just wanted to demonstrate that I’m well suited for the job. manashole
+14 Great question, it'd take me about seven drinks for one, twelve or so for the other Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+14 You forgot the biggest factor: teenage Robinhood users buying a shitload of calls with their parent's credit cards Rush2112
+14 Maybe it's the abnormal amount of UVA grads... Intern in IB - Cov
+14 water Mayhem
+14 That's not really how averages work... QuiltEmerson
+14 Nobody cares. Keep it about the work. Most others will do the same, unless they're a real loser. 09grad
+14 The Power Broker by Robert Caro. Fascinating character arc (lowly public servant to "the most powerful man in NY") and provides great insight into state & local power dynamics. Ricky_GiveEmTheHeater
+14 Based on the merit of this post, I don't think you'll have to worry about ending up as either. Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+14 Came here to find my school and realized I’m definitely at a non-target randwithabando
+14 Get rid of the acne on your face Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+14 Haha your mom's dead and she'll never hug you again...hilarious  Sequioa
+14 Cliff Notes Version: Be Lebron James, Kim Kardashain, Ray Dalio, or Steve Cohen. Got it. iggs99988
+14 I think you’re an idiot Intern in IB - Cov
+14 Jesus Christ how many "I can't get a date in Seattle" threads are you going to make? BobTheBaker
+14 Length squared  Anonymous Monkey
+14 Dude please do not pick a sophomore internship over Olympic trials. Be honest with them, if they’re not willing to support that then it’s definitely not a place you will want to work Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 "mgannon" The main book I've been reading is Investment Baking by Joshua Rosenbaum and Joshua Pearl. Entrepreneur Hero
+14 dude. stop watching porn. Pescepescetarian
+14 "Associate 1 in PE - LBOs" I go to a large, well-known state school. Appreciate your insight but why are you cla Intern in IB-M&A
+14 weird Flex but ok I'm actually a squirrel
+14 Wondering whether “front office” and “back office” are euphemisms here  ReallyJammedRn
+14 Looks like I'm changing fields and getting into the garment business babybaboon
+14 Lame post. Lame thinking. Source: B- student that made it into IB at a top MM. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+14 big boise state fan uh Skyywalker
+14 Maybe it's better if we let Wuhan end the human race. Troy McClure
+14 Don’t listen to these people. Take the offer then recruit for jobs you’d be interested in. lkjhg
+14 Do you want me to say it? I don't really want to say it. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+14 I don’t have anything to add to this thread but wanted to wish all the candidates out there the best of luck in the process and hope you guys all end up at the firms you want to be in. Prospect in Other
+14 *Zoomversity pls fix thx Intern in IB - Cov
+14 The Enron ethics cube. No, not a joke. This shwag is drenched in so much irony that it has become a Wall Street collectible with a street value of $300. earthwalker7
+14 New York City has been a disgusting shitpile for years. gufmo
+14 Have mercy. HighlyClevered
+14 I'm voting Trump because deregulation, less spending/taxes etc. Prospect in IB - Gen
+14 Yea I chose to slack off during high school and couldnt get into a top school because of that, but I still want equal treatment! Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+14 According to my calculations, approximately 32.71% Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+14 You have enough savings, no kids, a promotion in title, and a salary bump. What's there to consider? If you are really so risk adverse that you stay, there won't be much more upside to your future. believeit
+14 If you want to be a rockstar freshman, fuck a lot of girls, make cool/motivated friends, and get A's. Not much more to it for the first year. Net Work
+14 Cool, no you wouldn't. Crab Chiggins
+14 Some of these figures are such bullshit. WallStreetOasis.com make these kind of threads certified users only please. Intern in IB-M&A
+14 I was physically born in Harvard College (just to be in a target birthplace) and had my name changed to Ludovic Rothschild to improve my chances to get into the target pre-kindergarten program at Andover. tzhou91
+14 stop shouting dude Prospect in RE - Comm
+14 None. Went to my state University, did a ton of scholarship applications in high school, and my family was poverty level growing up so not much in terms of tuition costs. justphresh
+14 all that money and it's still just a daughter GoldenCinderblock
+14 This is the kind of thing that incenses me. Because that is abuse. It's abusive. Yes. Abuse. Y'all read it the word. Abuse Shaynepunim
+14 Did you not get a return offer from NYC? SAD. GUH moment
+14 BB, I sit around with my hand in my balls watching Netflix Yourmomhello
+14 Exact Questions were (2 minutes to respond to each): FreedStones
+14 This is how you do a funny troll post. You have to actually make a good joke and not post about how RBC > GS a million times. cantelope
+14 This is for high school Sophomores right? I just finished 8th grade but applied anyway. Fingers crossed, Marshall Stanley is my top choice. JPGoldmanStanleyMD420
+14 IB is a pretty "illogical" career path when you consider your hourly rate of pay and the mental, emotional and physical strain that results from it. Maybe you should reconsider your career. Investment Analyst in PE - Other
+14 i assure you that my return on equity is very tangible. it's why your mother keeps knocking on my door begging for a joint venture with me. IRRection
+14 cc your dad's friend who's MD and hired you on every email you send differentialequations12
+14 Had the unfortunate pleasure of witnessing this live. Everything stated here is true and I’m hoping HR axes the fuck out of her. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+14 Did she split the bill with Aziz? I would be curious. Blank999
+14 Maybe you'll find this chart I made helpful: https://i.imgur.com/c3hXPtZ.png</a" alt="RE" /> 5 million
+14 Guixia bang wo koujiao 6969
+14 is "social conservative" still code for "against gay marriage?" cause you lost. there's nothing left to conserve. GoldenCinderblock
+14 Are you possibly retarded? Four people answered your question above. Prospect in IB - Gen
+14 2pm Prospect in Other
+14 I wouldn't necessarily describe most of those banks as no-name. Entrepreneur Hero
+14 Definite Rock-Star Summer Analyst doobry666
+14 if you actually can't tell the difference between "Zhao" and "Zhou", then you have some bigger issues other than being a total bigot. earlysummer
+14 "Incoming Round 1 interviewee at Goldman Sachs" nu
+14 Plus all the fckers with “Forbes under 30 scholar” in theIr headline like the fact that people don’t appreciate that this is a cringey, non-competitive, 2-day bullsht PR stunt by Forbes absolutely blows my mind. Principal in PE - LBOs
+14 Idk how there recruiting process is, probably not as competitive as a front office or mid office finance, but im not to informed to know. luvtohelp19
+14 I also found it cringe when people post the grades they got in the past semester on LinkedIn jessivey_1
+14 Deleted Intern in IB - Restr
+14 Love it 8am runs Lunchtime showers Lifting on non-vid conference calls Release gas whenever No dry cleaning or shoe tree bullshit What’s not to love? Only thing I miss is tracking my delta status but they extended that sh KREBSCYCLEOMG
+14 Did you not read the headline of this thread? This info is for FT Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 AndyLouis
+14 Dude... just stop KREBSCYCLEOMG