Highest Ranked Comments

+31 Find a boutique on the west coast near the beach and take up surfing. Shit happens, worrying about it is a waste of time. Forget it, laugh about it, and think of it as a minor set back. Jamie_Diamond
+31 Only one solution here. GF in every city. Teller in Branch - Personal Loans
+31 GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST DO NOT SHARE THE APPLICATION LINK, IT ONLY DECREASES YOUR OWN CHANCES. Prospect in IB-M&A
+31 "Shaun-Mullins" Are you honestly saying showing up late, lying on your resume, and not showing up at all are acceptable? Ozymandia
+31 "AutisticChimp" By mid-level you mean VPs and Principals? These guys make, on average, millions in the MM space? CompBanker
+31 It would be absolutely shocking to find out that they don't care about juniors. I wouldn't believe it... Five Star Man
+31 Not sure you would want to tell Isaiah you’re a girl if you just turned 18  Dr. Parik Patel
+31 If the girls you're meeting know what IB is, fucking improve your dating pool Intern in IB-M&A
+31 Ignore him he's one of the local retards.  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+31 Brb dumping my girlfriend her job lacks prestige.. thank you so much wso Cruncharoo
+31 What's the difference between God and a Partner in VC? God doesn't think he's a Partner in VC. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+31 Do people actually yell at you? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+31 lol gtfo "working hard" shouldn't equal to 100+ hours a week for months, this isn't a rich kid vs poor kid thing Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+31 Lmfao niggas really can’t have a normal relationship with an attractive woman. Simps. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+31 Plenty of people in their 30s are happily living the single life, traveling the world, going to bars/clubs with an older clientele in mind... there is a whole world of happy 30-somethings living it up and loving it. NuckFuts
+31 Let me add a few points to this topic: Markov
+31 I came from an absolute garbage school (70% acceptance rate, one investment class, went for a sport) so I really had no chance of going direct out of undergrad. Secyh62
+31 As a former currency trader who now invests in technology businesses, I feel compelled to comment--this shit is nuts. The vast majority of these ICOs are going to 0. brotherbear
+31 RE: "Stats show that only 3-4% of people would describe themselves as non-monogamous. Is that right or is that just growing?" dm100
+31 Let's get a couple things out of the way. School recommendations: APAE
+31 Okay y'all this whole website is supposed to be about helping each other and sharing information, yet no one wants to cough up the questions... frontofficefrank
+31 One major factor in your decision should be the type of place you hope to end up in the long run. Do you want to be a General Partner, or are you comfortable being a partner but not part of the GP entity? APAE
+31 The tax system is structured well, lower capital gains promotes investment, something that is important if the general human tendency is to procrastinate. REPESailor2020
+31 How many of you guys are going to keep repeating the same thing? There has been a discussion over Hirevues, at least 100+ comments, alone. EquitiesGod
+31 I get what you're saying but its not fair to compare yourself to the next class. Class of 2021 has an unprecedented fucking pandemic. Prospect in IB-M&A
+31 Well, all banks sort of start to look the same from the inside, especially the BBs. Portnoy's Complaint
+31 Eh - no one here is going to like this, including me really, but you fix wealth inequality through taxation. CRE
+31 RBC Soph: Yes - Closed MS Soph: Yes- Open Citi Soph: Yes - Open BAML Soph: Yes - Not Open (July 1st) CS Soph: Yes - Not Open GS Soph: Yes - Not Open UBS Soph: Yes - Not Open DB Soph: Yes - Not Open Barclays Soph: No Intern in IB-M&A
+31 Former analyst here. Can confirm the layoffs across HL per peers that are still at the firm (and personally know a few that were laid off). FortuneAndGlory
+31 No chance. I was hard red until 2016. I’d take Mitt Romney in a heartbeat, but Trump is uniquely unqualified to be president and, as far as I can tell, has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+31 Enjoy life along the way. Prospect in IB-M&A
+31 I'm sorry, but anyone with Chinese friends or acquaintances (or frankly anyone that lives in an urban area, esp. LA or NYC) would be familiar with the word 那个. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+31 Ok you raise some interesting points but I’m too insecure and risk averse so idc thx Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+31 Aw man Intern in IB - Cov
+31 got it, using my older brothers transcripts CS-Fi
+31 fag Woolymammoth1
+31 Gets around quick, cost efficient, environmental friendly, good quad workout, and easily collapsable to carry on the subway johnwall47
+31 Let me put it this way: if this person were refusing free money then I would not want them managing my money Monty Burns
+31 Not trying to be a dick, but you have 7 million dollars. why in the world would you want to go into IB. The Best Guy
+31 Stupid fucking shit like this is why we have the most cases in the world Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+31 Lmao if that's actually her, she's not even hot Intern in IB - Gen
+31 what the fuck did i just read... IRRection
+31 If Biden wins, expect for all fear mongering to magically stop on November 3rd, mask mandates will phase out, lockdowns will lift because of "new data" indicating they don't work, and the vaccine and therapeutics Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+31 Bill Tsai the Inside Guy, Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! I'm actually a squirrel
+31 you dump her Prospect in IB - Gen
+31 Investor Relations / Fundraising for an opportunistic hotel fund promoteseeker
+31 This is such a weak, evasive answer.  Intern in Other
+31 BofA hr,if you’re reading this - if you give me an automatic ft offer I will literally work with you till the day I die, I swear on my mom’s life. Fuck PE, fuck all of that SuperBakerBros
+31 Well you probably vastly overestimated the % of black people working for PJT lmfao WWillie
+31 There are no such thing as perks in investment banking. If you call cabs home at 3am, sad soggy in-office seamless meals, and a metro card "perks" then you should reevaluate things Will Hunting
+31 Because anonymous college students are mad that you said something nice about women. CisSiberianOrchestra
+31 https://media2.giphy.com/media/VrhzpNfPkCiME/giphy.gif" alt="ari gold" /> Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+31 He may be clueless at times / stutter a lot / lose his train of thought but at least he doesn't SERIOUSLY imply we take bleach injections to fight off COVID... FinancelsWacc
+31 It refers to the bulge that emerges from the pants of others who find out that you work there Intern in IB-M&A
+31 no no, he meant pwp as in professional women photographers Intern in IB - Gen
+31 During my summer internship there was a bring your child to work day. That morning, the admin lady who was in charge of it had some kind of emergency and ended up not being able to come in until late. rnoodles
+31 To hell. Okay, maybe not hell, but a (former) friend of mine went to Northwestern Mutual which is pretty much the same thing. QuiltEmerson
+31 Pretty remarkable. This is the kind of drive to succeed the HF thought you had when they hired you. Well done. BeastMode
+31 If you can’t handle the “stress you’ve been under about the status of your internship” I don’t think you’re going to be able to handle the stress of the job dude. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+31 Forearms will definitely come out jacked. Analyst 1 in Other
+31 i have gone without sufficient human contact for so long that this was funny to me Intern in IB-M&A
+31 Dude seriously. This is a thread for figuring out if people have lost their jobs, not for arguing pointlessly about rankings. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+31 Let me tell you what nobody on this forum is brave enough to admit to themselves: it really isn't so bad, and you're not crazy for resisting the cultural programming these early-20's man-children impose on themselves. Fomalhaut -C
+31 profitable enterprises with solid growth potential, like wework IRRection
+31 a prenup earthwalker7
+31 Between not sleeping, eating off ubereats/seamless 5-7+ times a week, barely ever having time to exercise, sitting in a chair for 16+ hours a day and being stressed all the time, at least one of them will get you. MarthaStewartsAFelon
+31 The only people who "put down" those who don't work in IB are 17 - 23 year olds who have limited work experience and post on boards like this one. Hayek
+31 "MonacoMonkey" So I've been going through an existential crisis of sorts for the past ~3 years. Yes, we know. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+31 Okay so here's what you've gotta do: 1) Shit on his desk Lizard Brain
+31 The fuck is a cock up? Is that like when you lay down on your stomach and lift yourself up with your boner? Tycho Brahe
+31 CNBC is way too gay; everybody who's anybody watches FOX BUSINESS! 6969
+31 I just talked to the other person like a normal human being. aljdljaldla
+30 Don’t let people scare you in the comments with how much work rx technicals are in my opinion this claim is massively overblown. prestige is everything
+30 For sure - some nuance but I’d broadly bucket it as follows.  Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+30 You sir, are a classic piece of shit. Unaccretive
+30 Forget gender roles, having two parents working long hours and being absent in their children's lives for the pursuit of wealth is horrible and selfish. Intern in IB-M&A
+30 Few things are as repulsive as walking through multiple streets in London and having my sense of smell brutally assaulted without hearing a word of English, just Arabic and Punjabi. throwingawaytime
+30 What % of the comments you give on CIM’s are completely meaningless Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+30 because there are smart people from other schools?  Coastee
+30 Not a good look when people are name dropping every bank in this thread MrBarelyComprehensible
+30 This is a good question for Cathie Wood (Cathie: "where my dart board at?") rich_toad
+30 French Orchestra kvaradona
+30 I think BoyWithRizzz recommends to avoid if you have any other option Gokagolover
+30 Depending on my mood and the audience: Senior VP in Consulting
+30 Andreessen has to be from the future or some shit. He looks weird, but so did primitive homo sapiens. All that brain matter can’t fit in a regular cranium. He is limited by his body Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+30 In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. Gumball3000
+30 This is literally Goldman CEO DJ Dipshit - except he got rejected from SUNY MBA lmao jodav
+30 Banking isn’t exactly rocket science either, and people with the degrees you mentioned also work in the front office. Cash is Trash
+30 Ordering milk is fine — just don’t ask the alum if they’re ‘harboring any enemies of the state.’ That’s generally frowned upon in coffee chats. DealFlowDan
+30 Gonna add some more thoughts: No one that matters REALLY cares about modeling. baddealflow12
+30 Ok. Would you like me to remove the comment? Anonymous244729
+30 I was asked if I was working part time when leaving at 1:30am so there's always worse Intern in IB-M&A
+30 People see through this stuff, not gonna work anymore. I’ve been in multiple round table discussions where after we were explicitly told by HR we couldn’t hire the “non diverse” candidate. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+30 patagonia vests (sorry finmeme accts). as a fratboy from the south, the popularity of these surprised me a great deal. thebrofessor
+30 >she is quite liberal >long distance Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+30 You guys will come out with rankings for your grandchildren one day PeterMBA2018
+30 I moved to Chattanooga a few years back and couldn't have made a better choice. lucien_de_montclair
+30 Privileged fuck SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
+30 Affair with his wife is the real answer here  PM in HF - Event
+30 I agree. I'm confused by the MS. I've never met anyone in M&A that went to a CC. I have, however, met people in S&T who never even went to college, but that was in the UK. brotherbear