+1 For those reading along, "scheduled" is doing a lot of lifting in this post.  Guess what happens when you miss your June closing and push to December?  Through the magic of addition, 25 months becomes.... 31! Ozymandia
+1 I had my first round on Friday, second round HR reached out on Monday. Investment Analyst in IB-M&A
+1 Damn you’re so cool I hope I can be a bad boy like you one day! RevBuildRascal
+1 Anything Salman Rushdie or Toni Morrison.  tardyparty
+1 You think I am talking about sales of LLM tokens? I am talking about infrastructure utilization. That is a metric that is directly tied to expected value of the user. Is there a threshold where the cost exceeds the value? ioncewenttoschool
+1 The same minimalist bullshit that's corroding sports logos / jerseys. The two-tone blue is horrific but even the font simplification is unnecessary. flipcup
+1 Offering memos spell out the health of the market.  You gain market knowlege looking at historical trends. ioncewenttoschool
+1 I left MM PE to join one. The intensity is equal or greater than trad PE in my opinion and the upside is obviously greater. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 Thats what blows my mind or they must be good at selling dog shit then. Maybe Claude is too expensive lol Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+1 If you’re filing a police report over $380 cologne then you probably have no business ordering $380 cologne Amazon Prime
+1 I wish you would. Ozymandia
+1 Intern in IB - Genwhats the pinpoint lore? Bullet-Tooth Tony
+1 I log off around 7, don't work weekends, and have good upward mobility to VP. I think I'm fine. Thanks for the suggestion though. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 It's about value. Lab diamonds hold zero value, a real stone holds some value. ioncewenttoschool
+1 yah would love to know why you think this. curious if it's a Felix-specific thing or like the whole agentic approach just doesn't work for IB stuff? feels like these tools are just bad at knowing when to stop and ask vs. sundaynightfiredrill
+1 VP. Equity structured closer to what we thought of as phantom equity for platform investment, so definitely higher risk vs fund-level carry in PE. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+1 how does this even happen lmfao Prospect in IB-M&A
+1 ball knowledge right here Intern in IB-M&A
+1 Starting a company like this would be a dream for me congrats and best of luck. hunchermuncher
+1 yeh in the discretionary FICC space QRs often get pigeonholed into support roles doing all the tech stuff and quantitative analytics for PMs with almost no alpha research/strategy development/ability to take risk. Intern in PropTrad
+1 Depends on if you're at a UMM/MF or not I guess. Is the cash comp around $300k? That's what most corp dev roles at PE backed roll-ups pay (like HVAC roll-ups) Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+1 Explain?? Are you a Rogo employee posting this shit  Intern in IB - Gen
+1 Similar boat. Have you actually been getting looks for CFO seats? If so, how have you been finding these opportunities? VP in PE - LBOs
+1 How do you think about the equity for these things? Aren't you basically raising VC money at high flying valuations to then buy essentially a LMM business at a reasonable multiple? VP in PE - LBOs
+1 What would the potential exits from fund opinions? markkizel
+1 "given how much capital is expected to flow into Asia over the next decade". According to whom? More than to the US? MMPM
+1 As others have said would recommend a Lenovo Thinkpad X1 Carbon. Would also recommend the Dell Lattitude if you want something a bit cheaper but still good. Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+1 Lets create a group chat maybe? fleche
+1 bump Intern in PE - Other
+1 I think that’s the point of the enterprise plan - that it stores your Company’s data separately and doesn’t use it to train its model (or maybe doesn’t store it at all, not sure). Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 Personally, I'd stick it out at the infra. group. If you take the bank role, you'd be taking a significant pay cut and there's no guarantee that you'd get the director promotion. Associate 3 in RE - Comm
+1 Post-Felix launch much better Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 Jesus fucking Christ. Comparing LLMs to crypto is just stupid af. ojapar20
+1 +1 odog, very insightful and the kind of divergent, out of the box thinking we need to have as invested industry practitioners generally. If you could do expand on this even more - i think everyone would appreciate it. Assist. VP in IB - Gen
+1 No worries if you're not comfortable sharing specifics, but generally speaking how is the upside structured for comp? Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+1 BB M&A experience here, feel free to connect 🫡 ShakenNotStirred
+1 You won’t get a CFO role at any reputable company. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+1 So bad. Old logo was better. VP in PE - LBOs
+1 Wells also has a re-entry program worth checking out. Worked with a director in cap mkts that left the industry indefinitely..5 yrs later she joined a Wells re-entry program and now she’s an MD in corp banking at Wells MrWilliamEmerson
+1 75 people isn't small as far as restructuring consulting firms go. Associate 1 in Consulting
+1 they pay well and honestly the learning is good when the portfolio is on fire so you spend 120h a week straining over your desk trying to squeeze blood from a stone SOFRsoGood
+1 they never asked for my transcript once. doesn’t matter  anonnnn62999.5
+1 They usually don't ask for your transcript, just make sure you network well. Intern in IB - Gen
+1 Been tryna revive people talking about deals with this post and the GameStop post. More for me to learn about actual deal making than anything. Intern in IB-M&A
+1 On “solid deals”, yet does not name said “solid deals”. Suspicious. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 Group has been a mess for years, I wouldn’t join until there is a group overhaul or reset Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+1 If some banker starts their post with Honestly, 9 times out of 10 they are being dishonest Intern in IB - Gen
+1 Anyone else trying to move upstream from an LMM shop to a solid REPE or debt platform? Have gotten beaten out late stage in multiple processes because I don't have the brand name... Associate 1 in RE - Other
+1 Is this a real relationship or not? If the latter, rip the bandaid off and be done with it. If there is actual potential, you need to think long and hard about this. VP in PE - LBOs
+1 Honestly, I would argue this is the perfect time to do it. Go now while the job market is still in a frenzy. Who knows? monkeyMAN8008
+1 Honestly kudos to you for thinking ahead - I’ll be blunt - no gf’s in the analyst years, it’s better that way and you really gotta focus on your career KageSelly
+1 CRE mdwsteq
+1 Ur a good dude.. solid heart  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 The calculator comparison was just an analogy. No one is saying that handheld calculators are literally worth trillions of dollars. ojapar20
+1 mdwsteqCRE CRE
+1 Happy to clarify. Feel free to poke any holes if you think I'm missing something. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+1 There's only 2 firms but yes. It's dumb because I've always found that your actual role and quality of reps matter more than brand.  Associate 1 in RE - Other
+1 Yeah that's my point. They are raising at VC valuations and then turning around to buy a sleepy LMM business at an EBITDA multiple. Huge disconnect in their own valuation vs. the assets they buy. VP in PE - LBOs
+1 The Prize and the New Map for energy tank_monkey
+1 Banking or Co or both? rolo25
+1 It’s a valid point, Ozy. Associate 1 in RE - Other
+1 I worked on Dominion’s corp dev team until earlier this year. It was inevitable. You can look at Dominion’s IRPs and see there just was not enough money to make the investments to get the power that’s needed. jl12
+1 Slammed as in getting reamed by deals blowing up, or are you actually seeing a path to close? jmr206
+1 ultimately it always comes down to this: if there is no way to attribute a pnl number to your work you are likely to get screwed. posositos
+1  Keep applying to jobs. I was able to land an offer a year after graduation as an commercial banking analyst at a mm bank. kid2
+1 Bump. Anyone do any recent PE Sr Associate or VP lateral interviews and can share how your process went? Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+1 Don’t have specific numbers, but have buddies at San, CIBC, & TD LevFin and numbers were really solid last year (in line if not slightly higher than BBs). rolo25
+1 That's just how it goes in this industry -- want to feel like somebody good has done the vetting for them. PE-biz-dev
+1 Should be fine, I would bring it up with an analyst first and feel it out [email protected]
+1 Just go to drush events and find the people that fit your vibe the best. You don't have to be degen or anything like that, just don't be a bot laxy
+1 I use it to make templates, lease abstracts, and summarize wordy legal documents CarolinaChimp
+1 Yes, 100% - do not drink if you’re underage Amazon Prime
+1 Associate 3 in IB-M&AHeavily group dependent….  Which groups are best for exits? WLB?  chimp124242364
+1 Does anyone have more detail on haircuts for men? Does everyone need to have traditionally short "banker" hair?  chimp124242364
+1 you honestly just gotta find time to sneak away for 15-20 minutes. I I wouldn’t immediately be networking in the beginning of summer probably much closer to the end of your internship or even the week after it ends. Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+1 Associate 1 in RE - CommCRE and Ozymandia share the same brain cell confirmed. Also on the same period cycles. CRE
+1 Curious about their HCS vs Medtech/Pharma teams if anyone has any input  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+1 Wouldnt join lol constant late nighters with no deals to show for - it's complete shit Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 Bumping this in light of Glen Scheinberg being there Pulisic69
+1 Process for me took a total of two weeks, albeit for an associate role. Three MD interviews and an in person SD. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+1 Anonymous Monkey: Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+1 good luck man you seem to know a lot more than i did at your age, keep it up and you will go far Intern in IB-M&A
+1 Thank you for your kind words. Congrats on your internship as well. sp1313
+1 Honestly shocking, both in terms of absolute # and relative #, how many firms were founded or are managed by Jewish folks. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+1 Partner/MD in tier 2 city. Most recent fund slightly under $500M. Got promoted to partner/MD about 4 yea ago. ~$800k cash. About $9M DAW.  apprehensiongadzooks
+1 I've been getting hit up by recruiters pretty consistently for Asso/Senior Asso. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+1 I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, ojapar20
+1 Amazing returns. Churn and burn culture  SmackOfHam
+1 Easy AlexanderHamiltonLover
+1 How’s the Atlanta office? Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+1 Sci-fi: The Three Body Problem, This is How You Lose the Time War, DuneMemoir: When Breath Becomes Air, Crying in H Mart 1248490274882
+1 This one is interesting because I think a lot of people will bite and invest. Long term there could be challenges financially because messing with space is very delicate. skmatrix
+1 patrick_bateman_
+1 Hermann Hesse  TundraFizz
+1 patrick_bateman_
+1 It’s slow as fk. Can’t we just have Claude? Copilot is also ass. youngbanga
+1 At a bank with Rogo. 12 months ago it was a mid GPT wrapper, now the features are getting good and starting to scare me. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+1 Shills for Trump and his “OBBB” are why he didn’t win the primary. Wake up. unemployed-monkey24
+1 Benelux clubs are so far behind it's actually crazy. Amsterdam and Rotterdam has potential after Brexit. Hopefully clubs will be able to catch up. Paul.chimp.internFI
+1 Approach the funds directly and send them write-ups. Network like crazy. MMPM