0 Then clearly you didn’t read what I wrote.  GordonGekko87
0 Post merger hires are retarded, hired into a bank actively downsizing Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
0 Not getting a return offer feels like the end of the world. It's not.I've worked with dozens of founders who started their careers with "failures" like this. Hedi Mesme
0 I think maybe all of WSO outside of the HF forum is retarded  TopBoy.-
0 hedgehog9Classic lib response to tie a completely unrelated issue to this one because he/she/it can't win on this one. So much for using your pea sized brain... Ozymandia
0 Also sort of curious about this. I'm Filipino but never gave much thought if I'm DEI or not. I figured I'm not but never got a clear answer.  Consultant in Consulting
0 Here's a potential scenario.  Our next POTUS is a Democrat.  He sends armed and masked ATF agents into conservative municipalities to look for and confiscate illegally owned guns. GordonGekko87
0 $525 all-in as VP1. Around 35% of bonus stock. Not top bucket but good performer. Ok with it but you guys think I should be mad?  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 GordonGekko87 Invalid_CREdentials
0 That was part of the legal framework emailed to me by my former colleague. It was in response to my questioning him as to how the courts would assess this case.  GordonGekko87
0 My friend wrote what he sent me and included the links in the original post.   GordonGekko87
0 very sharp, definition of iykyk  anonymousmonkey226
0 I've seen some pitches on VIC with significantly lower liquidity than $5m/day that have won the biweekly contest. I understand that SMs may not feel comfortable investing in these stocks, but could you still pitch them? Intern in IB-M&A
0 There are a lot of things going on in this post, not all of them connected. Ozymandia
0 ok relax the guy is just asking, obviously he doesn't understand it, that's why it's framed as a question. if you're so knowledgeable on the topic, care to share some of your wisdom, oh wise one? Invalid_CREdentials
0 Lowkey the reason people get tripped up by interview wording is because we don’t actually get the concepts, we just memorized definitions from a guide. gentlegains_taylor
0 It's very funny even conveyed via text CharlesCheese
0 Anonymous Monkey: In LDN office and recent hires have been for growth. Would ignore this guys propaganda as it is factually wrong. Intern in PE - LBOs
0 @WallStreetOasis.com really, this therealgekko
0 I think the bigger question is why did you spend your Wednesday making this thread, deal flow really slow eh VP in PE - LBOs
0 Insight (bad returns, huge fund downsize in latest fundraise)Warburg Tech (flagship buyout returns have been mid-teen IRR, so not amazing)Blackstone Growth (stay far away)Addition (poor retu Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
0 Congrats on the Operations Associate role Anon23245
0 Can you elaborate from which viewpoint your statements come from? first hand? Intern in IB-M&A
0 Oi careful bloke, you'll be arrested for hate speech lucien_de_montclair
0 On top of getting the ordering right on paper, it also helps to be able to explain the stack out loud clearly since that’s how it’ll show up in interviews. prakhargoel
0 People do move from BB to MBB, so it’s not insane but it will be competitive and you’ll basically be re‑running a full MBB recruiting process. prakhargoel
0 A lot of identifying info here buddy, be careful. oapsudv
0 Zuck taking BJJ is badass. It is a great sport.  Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
0 Unfortunately, you are bottom of the DEI tier as an Asian woman. No networking only applies to black / latino DEI. Prospect in IB-M&A
0 The Academy has quite a poor reputation and Citadel, Millennium, Point72, Balyasny all recruit heavily from IB Analyst classes for the “real” seats; while the vast majority of your colleagues are trying to do PE instead. KR8000
0 WF Intern in IB - Gen
0 So retarded to say this shit when there are so many Indians and south asians working in high finance. Especially considering most are American born. How is this obvious colorism and racism even allowed on this forum? DebitSuisse
0 I agree completely. When I worked as an assistant branch manager at the wells fargo - anchorage branch, we had a joke that the only useful thing about PhDs was that you could feed them to the polar bears. lucien_de_montclair
0 . anotherone.
0 Thanks so much. Really appreciate you sharing this. Best of luck anonymoususer09080
0 AI can do FOMC statement analysis now. You are not in the market in 2026. Discretionary Global Macro PM
0 $300K AN1 for private capital advisory at Evercore? Cap as fuck brother Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
0 Wah wah wah. Go into marketing Becky. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 Go do your marketing / social media influencer job where you can gossip all day. Otherwise, sooner or later you will end up sleeping with that married MD under the disguise of mentorship. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 Your post on its own is fine but this comment combined with your post itself makes me think you're some dude LARPing. Associate 3 in IB - Cov
0 Anonymous Monkey: AS1 400kAS2 475kAS3 575k Associate 3 in IB-M&A
0 You’re a clown and weird Intern in IB-M&A
0 Cool I too can inspect element as well to make your comment say whatever I want.  Associate 3 in IB - Cov
0 Why is the U.S. the most cooked? Our GDP growth recently is starting to de-lever us and rates will be coming down. analyzinganalyst
0 $400K AS1 and up to $575K AS3 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
0 PWPAS1 400kAS2 450kAS3 550k Associate 2 in IB - Restr
0 Not sure about VP1 but ABM had base hiked to $32.40/hr according to my sources. lucien_de_montclair
0 What's the point of going to Queens now? Why would you spend 4x more money than going to Laurier/Waterloo when exits are still going to be the same across the Big 5 banks in Toronto/Mtl? Associate 2 in IB - CB
0 Scamming people and speaking Spanish exclusively even when you've lived in the US your whole life.  usernameladiesman217
0 You don't need this tool or that specific website, as their "usefulness" is relative and you have to pay to access most (if not all) of them. pitchdeck
0 congrats on ducera!  Analyst 1 in S&T - FI
0 Worked with him. Genuinely next level intelligence and capability. There are some people who are just that good.  Managing Director in IB-M&A
0 Read Jay Parson's X thread on it skydome215
0 how big is your cvna position Quant in HF - EquityHedge
0 no offer btw talking like this no_home_jerome
0 Bro u don't know ball. All the buzz is in uptown. Plenty of young hotties when I come home from galleria. Place is poppin. fuku
0 Went to Andover/Exeter and only ended up at Stern? Might as well get in line for a job at McDonald’s Research Analyst in HF - Other
0 You should just drop out  monkeyking834
0 I’d go with HL for sure Associate 3 in IB - Gen
0 I’d go with HL for sure Associate 3 in IB - Gen
0 There are only like 4-6 real large biotech stocks bro. REGN VRTX GILD BIIB and maybe MRNA BNTX as well. Benson Says
0 makes sense - anything below $75k on top of that is pretty pathetic. But hey, on the bright side, you guys are not getting paid in canadian rupees... Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 These bonuses can’t be real Ion26
0 how is going to bars, restaurants, clubs better? Kevin25
0 Why care, I just did it and fly to SF. Like if you know you are def gonna leave after 2 years, no need to care abt it cuz recruiting is way more important than not working in banking for a day lmao. eatbanana1234
0 I did not read what you wrote but you sound very upset.  hyronimus
0 I lateraled directly from big 4 audit associate to MM (think Blair/Baird/HL/etc.) IB analyst back in the day VP in IB-M&A
0 Congrats on Carlyle and Pwp Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 SMBC DCM is touse Intern in PE - LBOs
0 Any group at UBS Intern in IB - Gen
0 Wells for sure. Jeff is so overrated Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
0 Diversity - "Discrimination is defined as the unjust or prejudicial treatment of individuals based on characteristics such as race, gender, age, sexual orientation, religion, or disability. afdhfg
0 I don't think Nepotism by itself is bad. I mean, I've met plenty of kids who qualify as nepo kids and still work incredibly hard, and even without the family connection, probably could make it in. Substack_Guy
0 Nepotism is 1% of candidate pool. Nobody cares and will never be eliminated. On the other hand, gender DEI, ~50% of seats in hiring and promotions.  Principal in IB - Restr
0 Did you just respond "Facts" to your own comment? Kind of confused here.  Incoming IB SA NYC
0 What's Canada's EBITDA? Quant in HF - Other
0 Interesting list, but feels a bit oversimplified. Rankings really depend on the specific group, office, and product focus rather than the firm name alone. incomingIBsa
0 if AZ is 65k they should fire their tax advisor lol GS under Blankfein
0 Jeff HC has very solid exits; lots of UMM exits from the group. RBC PU&I also is really strong for infra with UMM/MF exits. BofA middle market group is rightfully a meme. Unsure on the rest. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 Agree with CRE, we outsource to a 3rd party accountant. Our business is small, but the taxes would be too complicated for turbotax. Fred Fredburger
0 Based on league tables it seems like Evercore ECM lags behind JPM, Barclays, Citi, GS, etc. for ECM.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 These will be your children and grandchildren MAGA.  Enjoy! https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-1812089 LMBurn
0 I would argue that Mr Trump has made the claim, repeatedly, that the people named in the Epstein Files are pedophiles.  He's named.  Repeatedly. Ozymandia
0 Two sides of the same coin my friend chrismoltisanti
0 How does him going to the Island 7 times (at least) doesn't matter? LockedIn Bezos
0 ojapar20Where's the evidence that Trump is a pedo? Did you read the most recent files or not?  PokerSlopWars
0 Just look at this thread for a very comprenhsive list of exits for this past year: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/investment-banking/ubs Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 Soros_
0 Circumstances of the case. The same way you determine if a naive 19-year-old was SA'd or not. iercurenc
0 I really don't know who's behind the American isreal Public Affaires Comitee LockedIn Bezos
0 The war in Iraq and in Afghanistan. The war happened because of AIPAC, the jews in congress and some of the jewish controlled media. LockedIn Bezos
0 She isn’t the only one if true. Unfortunately it’s common in IB especially regional offices with little HR oversight. Intern in IB - Cov
0 They've played a key role in the followings: Mass migration of non-western imigrants, abortion, feminism, pornography. LockedIn Bezos
0 W CRE hbnc1
0 GordonGekko87Maple Sirup Slurper Corp_titan
0 There are certainly some SMs that mainly hire from 2+2 backgrounds. While they may make a special case for a really incredible candidate, that is going to be a much harder path v. doing the 2 years in PE first. Investment Analyst in HF - Other
0 Without nepotism there would be no incentive to do any work. Society would collapse.  thisisanexampleofausername
0 Man, I should have worked harder in school and it was a dream of mine to work in either HF or PE. Instead, I just the immature route and fly jets for a living. Age 31 Rover241
0 BofA EGRC. 40 hours of “work” per week. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 ojapar20 LMBurn