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+16 The cries and pleas for “diversity” conveniently do not encompass diversity of thought. anthro123
+16 Big chunk of Wall Street has at least a soft-spot for GOP fiscal policy. First_Year_15
+16 This is like a desk receptionist at a hospital doing a "Day in the life of a doctor". This type of stuff just makes people in FO look down on MO/BO even more. Intern in IB - Cov
+16 $0.2 is twenty cents, fucktard Matayo
+16 BCG too, they're definitely trying too hard to make it seem like HR adds value. For a position with "Human" in the name they seem like they're removing humanity from the process. Credit Swish
+16 You'd normally be right, but now we have JPow so the game has changed Prospect in IB - Gen
+16 Consistently brag about who your dad is. Thomas Slick III
+16 The entire way she talks makes her sound so dumb and annoying sixshooter69
+16 I didn't get the HireVue but I do get pussy on the regular Prospect in IB - Cov
+16 I like how this is “most helpful” as opposed to “funniest” oakley17
+16 My recommendation: Make contact with a cocaine supplier Secure 20k shipment Cut drugs with creatine to maximize value Sell drugs for profit ChasingTheBag
+16 They straight up destroyed nyc. I couldn’t even take my dog for a proper walk and had to carry him home because there’s glass all over the sidewalks. Fucking animals KREBSCYCLEOMG
+16 Low key perfect timing. New year with a fresh start. It’s ok to feel like shit but don’t keep throwing pity parties for yourself. Write down your goals today. Take a picture of yourself in the mirror with a date. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+16 NYC? GS TMT Globally? Qatalyst Partners in SF RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+16 I can't believe there is another thread about this. Do any of you talk to women or just make anonymous posts about who you think the perfect one is? WillytheGent
+16 Dude, that's not his point. The point is that you have a relative in one of the most powerful positions in the private finance world, and you came to a website of undergrads to guide you thru you kissing his butt. DefinitleyNotAnUndergradWithoutAnyOffers
+16 You can argue the economic pros and cons of voting Republican and think they might be better for our economic health (I’ll disagree but sure you can make some cogent points) but if you can’t tie a link between this shit an Banking Sucks Guys
+16 Is this what non-targets are doing now? Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+16 Guggenheim just opened 2024 summer analyst apps, but they might've finished up already according to my 7th grade brother. Prospect in IB - Gen
+16 Two interviews. Got offer from GS/MS/JPM and shopped it for RBC. RBC took me and I signed. RBC IS THE BEST BANK IN THE WORLD! Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+16 Let’s presume I may have Intern in CorpDev
+16 Bro Barclays bankers will straight up give you a kidney if you ask for it kindly Prospect in IB-M&A
+16 I think it’s hilarious how people are saying they “did well on the aptitude test” when theres no way to see your score....I guess in 2020 we’ve decided finishing something means doing “really well” on it Intern in IB - Gen
+16 This is funny. I actually got an interview with them from applying on linkedIn. Paul Allen8
+16 I am an analyst just like you. No need to be so defensive. Please be omre considerate when talking to popple online. Richard.3
+16 hey my bank is hiring in TMT. let me connect you Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+16 Straight to the Gulag 2Cent
+16 Let them walk out. I'd love to take their spot. iloveBO
+16 BYU, those damn Mormons are everywhere lol Prospect in IB-M&A
+16 Yeah I've got a great non-linear career path. Started at a non-target studying Finance and Accounting. Graduated with no offers so going back to school. The end. I hope this helps. Invalid_CREdentials
+16 Castrate yourself. 6969
+16 This is like saying the NBA discriminates against those who are short or not good at shooting. Uptown Girl
+16 LMAO straight facts, WSO is slowly turning into the finance version of GreekRank Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+16 No Intern in IB - Cov
+16 Yeah it's pretty odd when people are anonymous and lie about their job titles CEO in IB-M&A
+16 90% of people on here are college students giving each other advice Leon Dragonov
+16 "alpha.beta"Interested in hearing about some of the projects you've touched on, your experiences, and any tips you might have for someone wh CRE
+16 Surprised this announcement hasn't generated more response... isn't this information what most of members on this site have been waiting for? budandgordon
+16 Deadass? Mergerz
+16 Just lost my offer MSF_Chimp
+16 Guy at my old bank got promoted A2A and no one told him about the 5 week sabbatical you're supposed to get along with that. clickers19
+16 first and second year total compensation? In USD please not maple syrup money Intern in IB - Gen
+16 Unless you're client facing, being forced to play dress up is a total waste of time. m_1
+16 Pug
+16 "IRRection" eleni henkel This chic looks like a leather purse... BobTheBaker
+16 Bang more redfishbluefish
+16 Humbled to announce that next year, I will be taking my excel talents to Rich Uncle's. logisdics
+16 It's a bad time to be born, generally speaking Associate 2 in CorpDev
+16 Took their biggest expense off their books - me Sbux Run
+16 $1.5 billion for a sneaker company? That's pussy shit. I got $1.7 billion just for being bad at my job... Adam Neumann
+16 AI WILL TAKE YOUR JOB thebrofessor
+16 https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7buirYcmV5nSwIRW/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="question" /> Jamie_Diamond
+16 What almost made me quit? Pulled 100+ hour weeks for 5 months straight on a deal - those hours were real working hours, I.e. no waiting around etc. Associate 2 in CorpDev
+16 Once you are in banking you'll stop putting it on a pedestal nychimp
+16 Here's a good rule of thumb: If you have to ask whether it's ok or not to do, then you probably shouldn't be doing it in the first place. AMInPhase1
+16 Savage Glassdoor review. InVinoVeritas
+16 A good case study highlighting autism in the VC community. m_1
+16 cocaine and chasing hookers with a chainsaw while naked. ideally at the same time. the_gekko
+16 Based on your posting history I am extremely happy with your decision. Pmc2ghy
+16 Had to laugh as I married one as well. Can strongly second both points, lots of fun but also a drain on the wallet Redacted
+16 Lots of people that work at tier 4 shops I guess. aspiringchimp
+16 Back in school I'd buy a pack of gum and sell each individual piece at a premium. Returns used to be 7x, pure equity play, no leverage required. kayz08
+16 After stepping down, Ken will have some free time to personally conduct the staffer bed checks every day. I'm actually a squirrel
+16 What I thought reading polish through this entire thread until I saw it on the Koru website: BillCrackman
+16 I once heard my boss saying that he likes to grab them by the pussy. Media created a scandal out of it but 63MM people didn’t give a single fuck. So I’d say you are in the clear. TexRillerson
+16 Nah you win. LeveredBetaBoy
+16 ...get know how confident, smart, and inspiring they are. brosephstalin
+16 The folks probably don't put a lot of weight into being ripped and getting mad chicks either though lebron
+16 that sounds awful. if I had to worry about this, here's my excuses: thebrofessor
+16 If you didn't do you think WSO would have nearly as much engagement as it has. UTDFinanceGuy
+16 "I think she's hot" Billion with a B
+16 Dated a work colleague. Now married to her. In short, it does not end well. SSits
+16 Where on the spectrum do you fall? m_1
+16 In the US, those are called purses and only women carry them. 1000Talents
+16 How do you get a 2.9 at ASU in communications? Unless you are a complete idiot or went to 10 classes your entire 4 years. traderlife
+16 not even a brothel gets that many inches in a winter TippyTop11
+16 Pretty sure that was TNA stevejackson156
+16 No I was never a client. I just see the ridiculous price and most people who got offers without it, so I know it's not really worth the money. aspiringchimp
+16 White guys with brown hair, white guys with black hair, white guys with no hair. That's it. FailedMusician
+16 Mate, save that shit, if you get let go or laid off, you just doubled the size of your "package". overpaid_overworked
+16 I wouldn't admit it in real life, but I would probably watch this show Brosef Stalin17
+16 How did you think this business works? Matrick
+16 Carry The Interest
+16 Ok Erik BillBelichick37
+16 What the fuck? Stop being fucking lazy TheBuellerBanker
+16 Not a reality . . . yet. More of a post-retirement endeavor: whitecollarandsuspenders
+16 Anyone else wanted to kill themselves during HSBC's online "immersive" assessment? calms
+16 Golden eagle tears imported from the Mongolian Steppes. I mix in some tiger penis bone dust as well for virility. Big4please
+16 Recession in 2018 is 100% going to happen. I was taking a serious, serious nap this weekend, and it came to me in a vision. No data or facts, just my .02 cents... Commissions and fees
+16 Go short a bunch of retail and office REITs and prove yourself right. Tell us how that works out for you. DetRustCohle
+16 basically, how to be a standout beta-male. which is utterly depressing, depending on your perspective. MonacoMonkey
+16 Fuck off, dude. SuperiorMind
+16 Compliance and legal were until 1/20/17 TippyTop11
+16 US is mad unsafe. Literally crime everywhere. I'd go to Malmo, Sweden instead. Much safer. Blank999
+16 OP is a peasant Edit:- Clearly OP is back to throwing MS, just as the peasants liked to do during the middle ages My Name is Jeff
+16 Downtown Austin sounds pretty sweet to me. What's the problem again? What is his profession? There are not a lot of finance jobs in Austin. DickFuld
+16 Sorry to hear that man. Don't really have any advice, except telling him you'll be in at 7:01am tomorrow because his ex-wife took a long time in the shower. broadstbully
+16 I dated a co-worker. 12 years later, she's my wife. ie this can only end in unhappiness SSits
+15 Don’t worry about it. It’s not going to affect you.  VP in IB-M&A
+15 Everyone in office got hit, that's true. Senior VP in RE - Comm