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+14 Just quit after this year and spend time w your family. This shit ain’t worth it. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
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+14 Intern in AM - Equities Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+14 REPE = deal volume, churn through 100 OMs per year and submit 10 offers, maybe close on 1-5. High level research and reliance on sponsors is important. Technical modeling as other have said. cpgame
+14 Arroz con PolloWe already have too many people, and the majority of babies who are aborted would have grown up to be bums anyways.  This is a terrible ar Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+14 Short Caller Ah, the good old boomer mindset that brought our society to where we are now. UCSDThrowaway
+14 They make my fucking blood boil. They honestly sound like a professional athlete signing speech at times. "I am very excited to announce that I will be starting a summer internship at XXX". FUCK OFF. Jesus, no one cares. Senior Consultant in Consulting
+14 Go talk to your staffer, assuming they are not psychopathic. And tell them you need to take a week off. The conversation will go in one of two directions. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+14 Any group that doesn't work until 2am isnt real banking, you've heard it here first folks. Analyst 1 in PE - Other
+14 yea linked in has turned into a shitshow recently. Prospect in Consulting
+14 I think that says more about your foreplay Prospect in Consulting
+14 The direction of the 10-yr yield Bancroft
+14 Look at the horse cock on this guy DCFWalk
+14 ixjunitxiWhat is the compensation structure/salary like for 1st year PE Associates at mega funds particularly at 10xleverage
+14 I am more old-fashioned than many my age. I wouldn't ask a partner to take my surname, but I would like it very much if she wanted to. APAE
+14 Disability acceptance in finance is at all time highs. I have quite a few co-workers who voted for Bernie and they are thriving despite clear mental retardation.  Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+14 MetLife isn’t a MF brother redbullzone
+14 You're reading the situation correctly - super, super manipulative/unprofessional behavior. PWM Hopeful
+14 Was in a similar boat a while back. Lazard has great brand reputation, it's the oldest of all the boutique banks with history dating back to the 1800's. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+14 35 hrs a week? Tell me the firm name and I quit my job and work for you right now. calvincoolridge
+14 Nobody gives a shit. If you do your job well and are able to get along with your coworkers that's what matters, not one fuck is given about who you choose to sleep with. KennedySexTunnels
+14 As stated above, in most countries (other than USA) attaching a professional headshot is standard practice. earthwalker7
+14 I've been going back into the office since early May and am so glad I'm not fully remote. Lack of social interaction sucks and it's so much harder to collaborate and you miss out on a lot of the general pulse of things. NuclearPenguins
+14 2021 was mostly a mix of hybrid and fully remote WFH and banks delivered blockbuster results. They’ve competed to become technologically efficient. Teller in Non-profit
+14 Why is this comment section so autistic Anonymous Monkey
+14 World isn’t fair bud. It’s not sustainable nor is it fulfilling. Imagine telling your friends and parents that your job is dressing up and selling pics to strangers on the internet. zeroebitda
+14 By 40, Be divorced and live in a van down by the river. earthwalker7
+14 Think of it this way. 1) Your first formula, simply put as: Market Cap (Equity) + Net Debt +MI = EV. This is your Market Based EV. This is what your company is worth in the public markets. FWU
+14 Breaking into IB as a former naval aviator will be extremely easy. Banks love veterans, especially those who served in highly specialized units/jobs (pilots, SOF) and the veteran network is strong in this industry. Canvasblank
+14 I think this hits on a really important point, +1 SB. Just because you can figure out who someone is, that doesn't mean you should. Deal Team Six
+14 the perfect steak - very marbley ribeye, grass fed grain finished, salt it (optional to add fresh rosemary sprigs and pepper) for 24 hours, bring to room temperature before cooking, cook for 120-150 seconds on me thebrofessor
+14 Flaccid: 2” Hard: 5.5” It gets the job done  Pizz
+14 Do you know how many times I've said to myself "my career is fucked" and have pulled out of it? Several times. This is life. Situations like this will happen to all of us, repeatedly. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 feels like an excerpt from american psycho lol famejranc
+14 Lmao you care about brand name and want to be paid a shit ton but you don't want to put in the hours bottombucketMD
+14 I think it's important not to buy into caricatures/extreme characterizations of anything, entire industries in particular. VP in PE - Growth
+14 You're a muddled cherry John Pierpont
+14 Digital Pimping? Simp4EBITDA
+14 Really interesting read. The whole concept of excelling at each stage to open new doors to provide potential outcomes vs. rickle
+14 Valid question, and admittedly I struggle with making those two concepts whole myself - "can seemingly smart people really be so stupid?" Prospect in IB - Gen
+14 Off the top of my head... PM at Viking, Partner at Tiger Global, Partner at Greenoaks, Partner at ValueAct, MD at Lone Pine, and several have launched their own, successful hedge fund. Research Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+14 I am sorry if this sounds insensitive, but I don't really care. Jimmy Garoppolo Galapagos
+14 people in finance earn less than 10-15 years ago.  its harder to live in nyc as an analyst/associate than it used to be.  not enough money to blow on blades to hamptons and crockett and jones shoes when you are p calvincoolridge
+14 gdamn you're a weapon Prospect in IB-M&A
+14 Enterprise value is the value of the core business or as some also say core operations to all investors. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+14 I've tried Matcha from Trader Joes before. It was delicious and definitely hits hard with the amount of caffeine. But it only took 10 minutes to right through me and flush out everything in me. Fast and Fiduciary
+14 You're not supposed to be friend with women. bottombucketMD
+14 That’s a summer camp, dude. QualsBitch
+14 Ya, it's the worst thing in the world. I don't understand how society thinks it's ok to evolve into a world that allows for more artistic and emotional expression and freedom. Prospect in IB - Cov
+14 There are manythings that have contributed to this.  But a handful of things that are entirely in control of the current US goverment include. 1) Not canceling Keystone XL. PEarbitrage
+14 nO bRo yOu doNT uNdErStAnD wE'Re sOpHiStIcAtEd InVeStOrS LeveragedDrunkout_1
+14 Deleted jpc100
+14 I think its rude and stupid to comment on her past experience. Especially since you don’t have the balls to post from your actual account. I didnt even open the link to her profile because it doesnt matter. alasdihsduasdguasduadsys
+14 Probably committing tax fraud would do the trick Business School in IB - Gen
+14 ~5 years ago, I would have sided with the majority of the posters in the "don't put the girl ahead of your career" camp. As I've gotten older, I've realized that it may not be as clear cut of a decision. mrharveyspecter
+14 Counterpoint to your first bullet. Learn when you can take your time on tasks and when things need to be done ASAP. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+14 Pro tip: Milk cures better than ice for scoville unit burns. You should have fucked a milkshake. Rookie mistake. DickFuld
+14 Its called empathy. If we would only care about what we are directly affected by we would have a hell of a time on earth. It'sFreeRealEstate
+14 Embrace “sup fuckers” as a gender neutral greeting  sushifiend
+14 Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I shit On company time pp_swag
+14 the comparison of a SWE to a non-technical role on the street is not a good one. the proper comparison would be quant v quant v quant thebrofessor
+14 If money is they way you plan on attracting your significant other you really need to reconsider your life Pan European Monkey
+14 A draft?  Lol you think american politics rn would allow a draft?  These libs hate america they aren't guna stand for a draft.  Can you picture a guy like Drumpfy fighting for our country?  Me either. W102
+14 "Shaynepunim" WE ARE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, WIVES & SISTERS ROLL TIDE Intern in IB-M&A
+14 Not at all. First of all, what I am listing are not real accomplishments. People are mostly trying to seek validation for some crap. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+14 So cringey seeing you IB clowns rank everything from schools to anal beads. CRE is so team/market dependent that this list is irrelevant Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+14 I think before you get another gf you need to fix your need to have a gf to not feel lonely. It’s okay to be single. streetghost
+14 "Pizz" Mark Cuban is your typical libtard...so just on that basis he's wrong Talk to me when that philosophy major is getting that $100k UFOinsider
+14 "Iloveoptions" My boss told me to spend it all on a vacation with friends in Saint-Tropez, which is what I did. DickFuld
+14 Those hours go against every fibre of french culture Associate 2 in CorpDev
+14 Actually, I do. As part of my trying to mentor strong Analysts, my recommendation / feedback for strong Analysts is for them to try to find appropriate mentorship opportunities. TorontoMonkey1328
+14 This should be a good one when Drumpfy comes in.  CarsnWatches
+14 Speaking as an analyst myself who has gotten numerous offers from other firms, it comes down to desire and compensation. Urban Mogul
+14 BB Corporate Banking Compensation Update (at least at my firm): * 1st Yr Analyst: 10K sign-on / 85K base / 25-40 bonus * 2nd Yr Analyst: 90k base / 30-45 bonus * 3rd Yr Analyst: 95K base / 35-50 bonus * 1st Yr Morrah
+14 Young incel conservative men are in a badddddd place right now. Alt-Ctr-Left
+14 I have worked in both so i will opine. Mogul
+14 get the one between the nostrils. you’ll look like a bull its sick GoodwinM
+14 "Awilo11" Is S&O truly the next best thing after MBB? The Nightman
+14 To be fair, I'm going to take the middle-ground and say that diversity should be valued, but socioeconomic diversity because that truly encourages diversity of thought, not necessarily racial or gender diversity. VP in PE - LBOs
+14 I miss being blissfully unaware that such a large segment of Western populations are painfully gullible and ready to BEG for authoritarian government policy at the drop of a hat. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+14 Thanks OP, appreciate your kind intentions to alleviate anxiety for those going through recruitment, and agreed that it is a practical approach to move on / not get hung up on particular processes. Associate 2 in CorpDev
+14 Go. Absolutely. Life is about adventuring outside, not answering to a boss who wouldn’t even given your requests for time off the time of day. Especially since you’re going with your dad. IBguy2020
+14 we need less autistic phone addicted youth, not more liberal arts majors  Anonymous Monkey
+14 1031 buyers/family office who rely on broker bullshit on private capital side, blackstone & large PE firms comopressing cap rates due to capital allocation strategy and bench marking to bonds at sub 2% and multiples of yoruba123
+14 Always loved A.Lange & Söhne pieces, felt like they’re a “if you know, you know” type of watch. ByeSide
+14 Going to give some real advice, because I respect the hustle and I also came from an alternative background. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+14 Most of you are so young you don't realize how amazing this post actually is....truly a bold call that was nearly 100% correct. Given the degree of confidence presented, I'm sure a lot of money was made by OP. DickFuld
+14 I mean,  I would just a 0-1/10 as someone who is on the verge of having a total mental breakdown (not like a panic attack, like a true mental breakdown where they  potentially harm themselves) I would find it har Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+14 Wall Street's commentary on housing is always entertaining. The issue is permitting and NIMBY activism in the cities that are the most desirable to live in. Non-PC Broker
+14 Definitely wear it -- also make sure to remind the interviewer you attend Harvard. RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+14 Or study computer science and make 300k at Citadel at yr1, and start your own company at yr5 without getting caught in the rat race...prestige shaming is like the faster rats laughing at the slower rats for not running as hfgirl112
+14 I'm not scrolling through this fuckcluster of numbers but giving a SB so the undergrad can see patrickb@man-91
+14 Judging by how you responded, it's pretty clear that you didn't want to listen to anything the above commenter was talking about. You're still fixated on getting an IB job being a freaking senior in high school. Intern in IB - Cov
+14 "HarvardBoy" What exactly does "execute it's business plan" (wrong use of apostrophe btw) actually mean though? Ozymandia
+14 No one really knows. Just speculation at this point. In many areas, masking is in the 95% rate even without a mask mandate. I quit this site because of censorship
+14 The imminent tax hikes and likely elimination of favorable capital gains / carry tax-treatment will not help in this regard. throwawaybadabing
+14 On the technical front, I started by reviewing LBO modeling basics and making sure I understood the barebones model flow well (actually pretty simple if you take a step back). Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 one thing not really mentioned is that many junior bankers are experiencing these hours in front of their family for the first time. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+14 1. This question gets asked literally every year. Go read. nutmegger189
+14 Peaky fookin Blinders basednontarget