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+12 How does one measure "stress" in mice? Are these mice divorced and bankrupt? DickFuld
+12 I've seen enough shitty finance takes today to last a lifetime. Please make it stop rezjopls
+12 You think the SEC is going to try to pop a hole in retail investors enthusiasm about the market? That would just feed the idea that it’s not a level playing field - exactly what the current administration doesn’t want Analyst 2 in HF - Macro
+12 I think based on your prior threads, reducing your fiance's spending would be a smarter financial move thebrofessor
+12 The entry level job commitment posts acting like they're a ESPN top 100 4 star recruit are more of an epidemic than Covid at this point. Zyn_God98
+12 Paying off my mom's house haitiantrannylover
+12 This is an absurd post and exemplifies the worst aspects of this forum. DayMan247
+12 Tell that to daredevil slowcook
+12 >no one will fire you for wanting to take an afternoon off or pushing back on a new staffing i know you won't fire me, retard. what you'll do is make my bonus a bag of doritos. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 I would recommend getting in to them first, then deciding from there. cnetusa
+12 Are you okay dude lmao plenty of Democrats in Congress want to break up Big Tech. You spewed all of that just to come to the conclusion that it's all a conspiracy by the left? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Based on my sample size of 372 MD linkedin friend requests, I’ve calculated a median wait of 6 weeks with a standard deviation of 112 weeks wso120120
+12 Unfortunately he doesn't... but it'd be a lot cooler if he did. Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+12 Ha, just wait until your first bonus. You won't be so nonchalant on taxes after that. The Real Donnie Azoff
+12 stuff looks like it takes forever to type Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+12 offer me $5 to get fucked in the ass by a hobo and I'll tell you to fuck off offer me $50,000 to do the same by a well-connected CEO and I might just reconsider RunR8M8
+12 Prioritizing his family over work doesn't make him a "loser." To each his own. eternalsunshine
+12 His "transphobic" episode was with a woman who has worked with lots of actual transgender people and is friends with some. Pescepescetarian
+12 Intern in IB-M&A
+12 Nobody cares one way or another. PaulEvansLoafers
+12 I am not feeding the trolls. I am clearing the BS up for other people who will read this in the future. heister
+12 During my IB years we went to a bar/club and after a while we figured out that some in the group are on WSO. Gumball3000
+12 Kenan-Flagler has a real PE fund but it's nearly impossible to join. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 When I scroll through my LinkedIn feed I feel like I'm actively searching for pyramid schemes. BallsOnChinBoy
+12 Message Jamie Dimon Intern in PropTrad
+12 Calling COVID a hoax and comparing medical precautions to slavery.... damndaniell
+12 Fuck his wife. When he comes up to you and tries to challenge you over this, ignore him and keep doing what your doing. Then that night go and fuck his wife again. Intern in RE - Comm
+12 Lol what a dumb goal Banking Sucks Guys
+12 Focus on doing the best you can (what you are in control of) and not the outcome of the interview (what you are not in control of). vanilla_twilight_options
+12 Didn't Christian Bale's character in the Big Short have aspergers? Brosef Stalin17
+12 My name is Ozymandia, Derrick over there voted for Trump and hurt my feelings  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 WSO post quality in Q4 beating low-end expectations again Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 If I sit on files and slow roll this i could see it backfiring and increasing our chances of winning since we will have a clear and and concise set of materials vs last time where we had 100 pages of details no one asked f Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 Easiest way to get there is to start in Goldman IBD and lateral to JEF compliance Fuhnance
+12 Make people think you're a Muslim and have to pray 5 times a day. My Name is Jeff
+12 You about to put every song on your playlist on here? Intern in RE - Comm
+12 Another prime example why prestige whoring on this site is toxic. NuclearPenguins
+12 How big is your cock?  Pizz
+12 Prior to WFH, I thought everyone did this. Much easier to catch mistakes if it's printed, and easier to sketch out design changes. reformed
+12 what the fuck did i just read? woof. plskystks
+12 My firm had invited an intern to join the annual ski trip to make sure she/he didn’t decide to go somewhere else after signing (there was a 1 year gap between signing and starting date) Intern in CorpFin
+12 While she's doing hamstring curls and in a bent over position, walk up to her, open your hand as wide as possible, spit on it twice, clock it black, and then swing your whole body to create the hardest spank she'll ever ge Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+12 Expectation of perfection to the point of stupidity. Ex. miss a period at the end of a footnote and your associate will act like you just tried to burn down the bank. NoEquityResearch
+12 Respect to you. I hope you sleep a little better at night you're helping some random kid reach his dream job lol Prospect in IB - Gen
+12 Where are the CRE and financeabc comments? They have convinced everyone that anyone who supports trump is an absolute degenerate and the scourge of the USA. PrivatePyle
+12 “As the brutal winters and oppressive humidity of cities such as NYC continue to get worse, weather will become an increasingly attractive draw.” Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 Those hours are ridiculously good. As for why people crap on CB, it's because on WSO, people crap on anything they can...except for their own personal situation, which they'll defend vigorously. s.ratnasw
+12 Wait, wait, wait, so you changed groups entirely out of spite? Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+12 Then don’t vote for Hunter.  No one cares. He’s an admitted addict in recovery.  Joe is a loving supportive Dad.  I guess this is seen as a negative in MAGA world.  SamBallCar
+12 I'm actually a squirrel
+12 It says a lot about the American political landscape when the supporters of one party are actively opposed to the idea of every American citizen exercising their right to vote. GuyLafleur
+12 Spongebob 15 minute episodes and you never know if plankton will succeed keeping you on the edge of your seat thoroughbell
+12 I’m not surprised at the amount of idiots in this thread Intern in IB-M&A
+12 he’s really high right now ColdDinero
+12 CruncharooWhy did you even apply there if you don't know why you want to work there? this is such a bull shit statement bec Whiskey5
+12 The funny thing is I feel like some monkeys might be willing to suck some dick to get into banking.  PeRmAnEnTiNtErN
+12 Ok buddy we get it you go to McGill and its a target, congrats. Your daddy must be so proud Prospect in IB - Cov
+12 They were supposed to tell us last week and had the audacity to postpone again. During reviews I was told I was on track for an offer. Intern in IB - Cov
+12 Being insignificant upon death Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+12 tip 1: don't sign that moelis offer Intern in IB - Cov
+12 Management willing/wanting to meet in person is a pretty obvious red flag from a DD perspective. lvrup
+12 It exists, its just...different now. baddealflow12
+12 "ending their careers" by giving them an investment banking internship Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 Elon? I'm actually a squirrel
+12 Sorry to hear this and while I am no fortune teller, it seems you have the drive to succeed that's going to take you far anywhere. CHECK6
+12 the social scene in NYC is practically non-existent right now..and will probably stay that way for the next 6 months. ironnchef
+12 My good friend Mr. Barry McKockiner was able to 10x my money within a year. I highly recommend his services. You can reach him on Instagram @hugefaggot69 Prospect in IB - Restr
+12 "What's your greatest weakness?" "I'm a simp" Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 I bet she was all for cancel culture until it cost her her job. LMAO sixshooter69
+12 This is the lowest quality bait lol. JohnEveryman
+12 good choice in INTERNS 6969
+12 Richard and his children: 98.5% Incels: 1% Genuinely curious students: 0.5% userrrrr696969696969
+12 I can't tell if your actually disgusted by the analyst's remarks or are venting your inability to receive an offer. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Value investing has officially been cancelled. This is all you need to know now: ResMan
+12 Whatever here are the questions they'll come out anyways: 1) why IBD 2) tell me about a passion 3) are you a team leader or a team member 4) what are the markets doing right now? Prospect in IB - Gen
+12 What the hell is wrong with you... Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 One is a professor, the other is a rather famous tech individual, and the other is my brother who is retired at 30. I am unfortunately the dumb one of the family, but I am the best looking. I have that going for me. Link_REDev
+12 This is exactly the type of post I expect a Stern student to write. Grayhairs
+12 Don't buy a car to impress a woman. You should focus on getting your big 4 internship instead buysidebandit
+12 Bro just apply as bi, what are they gonna make you do, suck someone off on the spot? Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Yes, someone as motivated and in demand as yourself should not waste time on equity research. You should expect to take only the most lucrative trading jobs rumplestiltskin
+12 Maybe she thought it's okay to threaten and insult people as long as they're white, since minorities can't be racist, can they? Looks like she got proven wrong. Good riddance. Prospect in IB - Gen
+12 No-one seems to want to talk about how many associates in PE get told to take a hike vs how many average associates in banking go on to VP and beyond. Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+12 NYC is DANGEROUS and you will GET RAPED and MURDERED *by the high taxes 6969
+12 Too soon, by 2030 you'll have to be in high school to apply ironical
+12 NYC is overrated if you glorified it with a tourist's ideology before getting there.. I would never settle down long term but it's a pretty amazing place to be while you're young. browniverson
+12 weed stays in your system too long, stick to the hard drugs sixshooter69
+12 "stvr2013" 2 Krebs Cycle references. Did someone actually bring that up while networking? KREBSCYCLEOMG
+12 Have you seen this Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 He acknowledged that his parents aren't poor. Shame on you ignorance
+12 Should have shat yourself and slapped your log on the table while simultaneously looking at your MD without breaking eye contact. enti98
+12 Damn. Got me. CRE
+12 Outside of those who have family money I foresee quite a few disappointed future 30 year olds here. SHB
+12 These Cornell lectures make me feel like I’m in 3rd grade. Wonder how much they got paid to teach this common sense... Intern in IB-M&A
+12 https://lmgtfy.com/?q=list+of+private+equity+firms+in+nyc VP in PE - LBOs
+12 you're stupid for seeking validation from a bunch of internet strangers and even dumber for seeking sympathy from those same strangers now Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 We all have to live with the chooses we make. LeveredBetaBoy
+12 Forgive me for wanting to go out clubbing and drinking with my friends every weekend while I am in my sexual prime. Intern in VC
+12 12 Rules For Life by Jordan B. Peterson -0-0-0
+12 Ngl BofA's waiting room music bangs Intern in IB - Cov