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+12 No shit man sixshooter69
+12 OP humble bragging about 150k not being too bad for his fam would make a perfect UVA frat bro. Intern in IB-M&A
+12 This comment is so sensible, it made me forget where I was. Prospect in _none
+12 Speaking as a black male, I'd say yes, it has gone too far. BobTheBaker
+12 What the hell is going on with the spate of Grant Cardone related topics the last few days Ozymandia
+12 I realize the irony in me commenting this, but have you seriously been bumping this every 20 minutes? Stop. PEREtzel
+12 ayfkm Yee Haw 27
+12 I don’t like you, but you have a point. Prospect in IB - Gen
+12 "Lucas_M"Wouldn't you want someone who has passion and some experience in these areas? Claims of "passion" are often contri SSits
+12 Yes Investment Banking is completely over, didnt you hear that every single IBer is being laid off right now, tens of thousands are being laid off as I write this, looks like we are all doomed and there will be no more cap Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+12 "iggs99988" Pain makes you stronger. This mantra triggers my autism. Tom Bwady
+12 fratty as in we partied too hard, got fined/probation and had to sell a satellite house to stay afloat but can't get kids to rush anymore? Intern in IB - Cov
+12 Intelligent enough to not waste 30 mins of my life taking some meaningless test on the internet https://media1.giphy.com/media/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="deeznuts" /> Ilikethegym
+12 be realistic. unless your last name is Kravis, junior year internships from EB/BB matter a lot. if you can’t get a banking gig good luck with getting a kkr one Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 Boutique banks tend to offer only advisory services, with very limited financing capabilities (if any). FiredFedChairman
+12 Anyone want to reconsider opposing my tirade against anonymous posting? Synergy_or_Syzygy
+12 Great, my friend loves TPG (The Pancake Group) and KKR (King Kale Restaurants). I truly admire his passion. fintech4535
+12 Let me check my crystal ball Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Moelis interns hunt the most dangerous game VP in PE - LBOs
+12 It's not ridiculous, it's a "state of consciousness. A generation of interconnected, emotionally intelligent entrepreneurs." Heartcore
+12 This is just sad Intern in IB-M&A
+12 I’d go Moelis, they are growing like crazy and exits will continue to be great, plus you can do both RX and M&A....that would be awesome, for me at least Intern in IB-M&A
+12 Heard they are holding off their West Coast process until September to take advantage of target aliens out of Area 51. ABACUS 2007-AC1
+12 congrats on princeton. good school. idk, you don't have to get work experience so young. why not live a little? go travelling. work in a cocktail bar. IRRection
+12 Hold on aren't the case numbers leaving out masses of people who are asymptomatic and/or don't get tested? larry david
+12 Also think it's a tossup between Lazard and Moelis. Would probably go with Laz for NY Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 désolé, j'ai sniffé de la cocaïne et mangé toutes les baguettes. Oui oui oui. c'est la vie. Ce n'est pas étrange qu'Emmanuel Macron ait baisé son professeur et elle a soixante-dix ans. Comme ci, comme ça. 6969
+12 No one is safe. Not even Apollo principals who co-invest with Apollo are safe from Apollo. ValueJedi
+12 Right? Bear and Lehman are always going to be top 5. Don't forget Drexel is still killing it. s.ratnasw
+12 I dont understand how a moron like OP is getting interviews Sunshine Funshine
+12 "dick_fluid" i wrote totally legit cold mails and was still mocked at one place. (got an offer at another) SECfinance
+12 It's spelled 'lawyers' not 'liars.' Please fix. earthwalker7
+12 Never thought I'd see the day when dozens of people are clamoring for something related to Marcus and Millichap...we really are in a bubble... VolatilitySmile
+12 Lol buddy read the description. Southeast Asia, not Seattle. Gratisfaction
+12 Source? Can't make a comment like that without some sort of support. Intern in IB - CB
+12 Yep, DINK lifestyle - Dual Income No Kids - at least to save up for bigger purchases ie. house, car, kids, drugs, minivans etc. Wallstreetneversleeps
+12 .... Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 You may not be able to move mountains, but you sound like a VP I'd like to work with. Given the overall lack of communication from HR, I can't emphasize enough how appreciated your updates on here have been. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 It was Lincoln Intl Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+12 The worst part about this is that it isn't selective at all. All that being a Forbes 30 Under 30 Scholar means is that you get a discounted rate to the event. IBplz78
+12 Dude, what is wrong with you? adapt or die
+12 Lmao u worried about the wrong stuff bro go cop that emergency check Prospect in IB - Gen
+12 Absolutely ass backwards that you have Jefferies and TPH in Tier 3 in Houston arb
+12 There's a reason they're at the top, fellas Intern in S&T - Comm
+12 As a former GS employee I'll let you in on a secret: GS employees love feet. If you want a safe bet on being promoted you have to go barefoot. Bonus points if you do so in the winter months as well. ValueCat
+12 LOL. Just wow. People saying that banks don't need interns because they add 0 value? That is one of the most short-sighted things I have ever heard.. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 Full revolver drawdown modelling That gives me a pneumatic erection. 2rigged2fail
+12 I'd say it's better to cold email a banker in advance and ask for a coffee chat because you will be in town. Walking in out of the blue seems pretty creepy to me. Heineken-Stella
+12 "Malta Monkey" Build on that. ....wall. NoEquityResearch
+12 SMU famejranc
+12 People who think LinkedIn is anything more than a way to professionally stalk people for background ahead of meeting them. times I use LinkedIn other than for this - nil. SSits
+12 Looks like we identified the person who didn't get into NYU. Why does this site attract suck awkward people. Fuck. Blank999
+12 Margin Call might be the most accurate depiction I've seen, and even that's more focused on S&T roles during an actually very interesting, albeit compressed, timeframe. Deeper'N'Cheaper
+12 It takes a lot less than you'd think AndyLouis
+12 Likely. Next time just insert a line item called Enron balance adjustment, plug it, and hide it. Problem solved. goblan
+12 it's because bankers generally have bad teeth from all the fine dining they have to endure. it's a hard life. hope that helps. IRRection
+12 Why do so many people become egotistical douchebags when they start working at banks? Blows my mind. congrats on 500k/year. justin bieber is worth 285 mil at 25. SkewYou
+12 Is this the next step after "incoming investment banking analyst" on Linkedin when you really want to tell the world you're now a banker? EU_prospect
+12 Big fan of the McDonalds Szechuan from '98 Kassad
+12 that guy better be making like $2 million a year to get any kind of ROI on his education Ricky Sargulesh
+12 https://media1.giphy.com/media/l41lYCDgxP6OFBruE/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="trophy" /> CRE
+12 When do you plan to lose your virginity? Pan European Monkey
+12 fall: gs/ms/jpm/baml/barclays spring: cs/citi who cares: ubs/db Intern in IB - Gen
+12 if you really want someone whose hungry, find someone whose not in IB already imsurance
+12 thomas1282 Where in the country is the best balance between high salary and low cost of living in finance? ArcherVice
+12 Swing and a miss, take a lap RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+12 "Man In Crisis" Ideally I find a girl I like and slowly force her into the role as my caretaker and a hybrid mother/lover to soothe and heal IRRection
+12 "seville" People who don't match the color of their belt with shoes. Saw a guy in the office with black shoes and a light brown belt. CRE
+12 Get a life dude. You've been commenting this on every single thread Joseph 8493
+12 Thanks, Monkey Bot. No one had a good year, apparently. Glad you're here to keep me company. CRE
+12 Just because you read it thrice and don't know what that means doesn't mean that everyone won't. I'm actually a squirrel
+12 here pal i found the answer for you https://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+not+be+retard browniverson
+12 You blacked out 20 times in college? You're not by chance named Brett, and recently got a peachy government job? earthwalker7
+12 Was Macron top bucket at his IB? Does this make the new exit ops IB->French President? camerashy1
+12 Little known fact but both Obama and Trump were WSO members that were secretly placed in power by the WSO elite. m_1
+12 Probably Barista at the Starbucks on 60 Wall Street. The Pharma Guy
+12 Not really sure where I stand because I'm a pretty average eat, sleep, DCF, drink type of banker that hates paying taxes but I also love ramming it in a gay dude's ass every now and again. Ain't nothing like it. The Assman
+12 you guys do realize It is very possible to party and live college to the fullest and still get good grades/job, right? IB/PE hours don't actually kick in until AFTER you actually get the job, FYI. GoldmanRacks
+12 Post reads like a mental meltdown just waiting to happen Billion with a B
+12 Strengths? Chest and arms. Weaknesses? Legs. CRE
+12 reject REJECTION. Show up to the office anyways, with your dick swinging out of your pants, ready to fuck. The police might escort you out, but at the end of the day, the jokes on them. 6969
+12 you all are fucking losers for mostly reading finance books whilst working in / trying to work in finance. larry david
+12 Industry: Real Estate Title: Associate Market: Texas Shop Size: A few billion AUM Experience: 6 years Product: multifamily, retail, office Duties: Acquisitions, NonTargetMan
+12 massage therapist for professional models earthwalker7
+12 You'll be able to enjoy the NY sunset unlike your coworkers. Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 You don't sound terribly well-adjusted yourself from this rant, but I enjoy NYC. Lots of concerts and nightlife monkey_brah
+12 "For JPMorgan employees, a move comes with some perks. Wicker
+12 My mom was a mail handler and I never met my dad (though I think he dodges child support for a living.) feck
+12 Why are you still on this site? Scrubadubdub
+12 lol when 20-somethings girls post shit. differentialequations12
+12 Went back and did masters of finance, got a 3.8 GPA, landed a graduate role in credit and did that 2 yrs, lateraled internally into a better credit role, did that 3 yrs, then recruited into M&A analyst role. diverse_kanga
+12 I'm a farmer from the Boston area who can't spell properly. The Pharma Guy
+12 Yeah it's a joke - he doesn't want you to prove him wrong. Not a super strong joke but you might smile when you realize he means physical education, not private equity. chiefchirping
+12 I was celibate so long getting a breast exam at the doctor felt intimate When_the_Pawn
+12 did the price of handjobs rise again? Congrats then. I'd send you a banana, but I'd imagine you've already had a handful today. earthwalker7
+12 What are you, 12? m_1
+12 I would Invest in Real Estate. Invest in Real Estate
+12 This is like falling in love with a stripper. Going for her is not going to end well for you emotionally or financially. thexfactor336
+12 Yeah it is nice, makes my achievements actually impressive, unlike yours Banking Sucks Guys
+12 Work out more you fat fuck. MPG