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+12 I haven't been around these forums that long... But your posts are negative and never helpful. Maybe chill about not getting into banking and focus on something else? Your boy Blue
+12 I'd rather be business casual than socialist and have gov't mandated 30hr work weeks just my €0.02 thebrofessor
+12 He also confirmed that the process is HireVue --> Super Day invite He didn't know anything about the date of the super day, and he sounded like it hasnt even been planned yet abcd-ib-v
+12 Partner: MD : ED: VP: Associate: Analyst: No one : student emailing every morning at 6am: leonardo dicaprisun
+12 I work at an elite boutique (think chick fil a, Taco Bell, checkers,etc.) summer analyst pay is above standard drive through, and some firms like chick fil a have enacted protected weekends by making us take Sunday off Wannabe.Banker
+12 Buy a multi-fam (3-5 units) using an FHA loan, live in one of the units (or just declare it as your primary residence on the loan app, have the tenants cover your mortgage/taxes/expenses and repeat. REkid123
+12 To identify synergies in a M&A deal dklfjsdlkjfslkdjfds
+12 If we're talking difficulty in the long-run, majoring in Gender Studies is basically playing the rest of your life on 'Expert' mode. fuzzy_stocks
+12 Frankly, casual fridays are about separating the weak from the strong. Do you really want to roll into the office wearing jeans and a polo? Is that really how you want your superiors to see you? LongIslandBound
+12 You gotta give the OP props for being able to hide his/her blatant lack of common sense and social skills long enough to get an offer. fuzzy_stocks
+12 Well, you just made a multi paragraph post rambling on about your feelings without offering any solutions. So........ FrkWhite
+12 What is this post even about lol 27
+12 I once saw someone perform surgery on a grape Dolphins Are Cool
+12 RBC easily AnUndergraduateStudent
+12 with all the Hardos on this site that would post on this thread ab a superday invite before calling their mother, there’s no shot decisions are actually out lol Zemaitis32
+12 One time i said i work for a bank, the guy tried to convince me to serve with him at a restaurant because it pays more then being a bank teller teaktable
+12 If your dong is big enough, you have to hold it up while shitting or throw it across your thigh to keep it out of the water. Tycho Brahe
+12 JANET YELLEN tastes pretty weird too 6969
+12 If people couldn't figure out on their own that $100k in debt for a bumfuckU gender studies degree was a bad investment, they are not getting my tax dollars. Hugh Myron
+12 I would very much like to not see any more posting like this on WSO. Almost there lol
+12 yeah i missed the ctrl. but i do like uppercase Ls as i was an avid blunt roller smokay72
+12 god this joke stinks on ice. amy schumer could've executed better Ricky Rosay
+12 That's not a BB VP, that's the Loch Ness Monster!!! Prescott Moncrief lll
+12 Who says I didn’t lol? Should check your attitude bro. SomePleb
+12 It means you need to carry a gun and don’t get high on your own supply. Billion with a B
+12 I mean, the reason I do it is to pay it forward. There is no way in hell I would be here if it weren't for people like me taking time out for dumbass kids from shit super non-target schools like former me. Mephistopheles
+12 Don't get too drunk. Ruhm
+12 I keep a running list of backup options in case I ever get fed up with banking/finance and just say fuck it. Here are my current top 3: 1. Move to Alaska and live off the land "Into the Wild" style 2. Cousin Greg
+12 https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYzAwMPl8s0jtSg/giphy.gif</a" alt="Bring it on, y'all" /> will_pay_for_a_job
+12 Rough week for all things Kraft BananaCrazy3620
+12 guys who work for john hancock are not driving fucking maseratis, people prospie
+12 I exclusively hire people with tramp stamps of Janet Yellens face 6969
+12 Can't wait for the new pet loan crisis - I hear the underlying assets are literal dogshit TheNotoriousFIG
+12 "Pls fix. Thx." Sonny LoSpecchio
+12 MD: "Help me understand this." Translation: "You're wrong, I'm just not sure exactly how yet." Layne Staley
+12 Just remember you're safe in your cube as long as you don't invite him in. Would also recommend having your smartwater blessed by a priest, and sharpening a few "extra pencils" just in case. dr_mantistoboggan_MD
+12 I open doors for people to be polite. Big4please
+12 "theaccountingmajor" you can't date women if you're in the office till 4am but you can pay for them if you work til 4am! sonibubu
+12 That depends, did they major in accounting? EarlFromUtah
+12 I was with you until you noted Marissa Mayer as an example of "falling off the map". Lmao bro she is worth $300 million+. Damn I would love to fall off the map like that. BobTheBaker
+12 Impregnate her. DickFuld
+12 I prefer playing emotional games, personally. LeveredBetaBoy
+12 Probably blacklisted from them after this screw up N.Y.Research
+12 "kayz08" What's wrong with making less than 50k a year? You’re not making very much money. Not complicated. DickFuld
+12 lol this is WSO AndyLouis
+12 try an infamous boutique where there was a staffer email circulating this forum Jamie_Diamond
+12 In my own bed with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock. I'm actually a squirrel
+12 I am your idol. Bow down and worship me, bitch! 6969
+12 probably one of the most useless as well xyzzz
+12 just read that michigan has a return offer in tech. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+12 I never told my parents I loved them (even though I did), and it was only when in front of their caskets (both passed away separately, one from cancer and the other from an accident) when I was man enough to say it. Link_REDev
+12 Star studded Cv? You should go into marketing with the click bait title premia
+12 Bro be careful how much information you put in these posts i,would try to be more discreet or take this down. dutchduke
+12 0 euroquaker
+12 I hear Pyongyang has a thriving M&A (Murders and executions) community jjwatt_469
+12 NO, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON is THE DEVIL. She eats CHILDREN raw and turned Elton John GAY. I read it on INFOWARS.COM, so it has to be TRUE! 6969
+12 If MonacoMonkey got a masters from a top 5 ivy, then sketchy people definitely can get through the system. urmaaam
+12 should have spun it into a joke and used it as an advantage "holy shit what a coincidence" Jamie_Diamond
+12 Seems like an entry better suited for your diary rather than on an online finance forum. Esuric
+12 piss off you little wanker timetogetserious
+12 I think the best part of this e-mail is the finishing touch. "Thx" dartzrip
+12 The idea is put them on the chair so your MD can heat them up with his bum. When the clients feel the warmth of the books, they are reminded of the womb and thus more likely to sign a mandate. Undercover meme
+12 Only if you intend to pull out a silenced Glock and execute the interviewers. Maherj1
+12 Only once after lunch every day? He's gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this bracket. In The Chops
+12 "dr_mantistoboggan_MD" ...apartments that are liberal with what you can do... You're on the wrong website Kassad
+12 Dude. You win. My daughter is doing miraculously well. The darkest days of life have turned into sunshine. Thank you for asking. FinancialDemigod
+12 I see how you could get that confused, I'm probably the best looking person on WSO...... ironman32
+12 Just from my experience, everyone I have met in a poly/open relationship has been a complete fucking weirdo. The Warthog
+12 thebrofessor is losing to this guy? I don't get it. I guess I'm too old or something. Time to go back and shit in my diaper again. DickFuld
+12 Also, if you decide to leave the NFL for some reason for a "normal" corporate job, every single interviewer you have will be dying to talk to you about your time there. tds2006
+12 Insane. We all know that the mind operates at its highest level of intellect when you're on the toilet. kallester
+12 This might be one of the most pretentious cold email I've read thecoolkid1234
+12 McDonalds Cashier - Consumer Industry Experience - Transaction Analysis - Client facing role - F500 Company Jamie_Diamond
+12 Don't listen to Isaiah. He takes mirror selfies. DrRollTide
+12 For some reason my girlfriend gets mad at me every time I send her articles like these. CompBanker
+12 Feels good to read a story like this after 18 consecutive posts of "is it okay to wear a rolex as a summer analyst even if it was a graduation gif getting_grady
+12 I think a lot of stems from the fact that the progressive left now sees straight, white, "privileged" men as the root of all evil. Fraternities and preppy suburban kids are both associated with these traits. timetogetserious
+12 You're exactly the California "holier-than-thou" disillusioned liberal douchebag we're talking about. The Real Donnie Azoff
+12 White undershirt? The only place for white undershirts is paired with boxers on meth-addled rednecks. Heather grey is the gold standard of the undershirt world. Angus Macgyver
+12 Dorsia Busy-Man
+12 I've seen American teams in Hong Kong who'd be on par with your Russians. You've got pompous asses in every nationality. wolfofbeaverstreet
+12 I'm putting all my cash in Shitcoins; it's the latest crypto currency. They're kind of like bitcoins except they smell like what they really are. NoEquityResearch
+12 It's a conspiracy bro, they want to administer an anal probe. Run for the hills. BobTheBaker
+12 anyone still hiring or is it time for a career path change? Ag2818
+12 This guy fucks. Esuric
+12 Cap Rates are high.... There is typically a 30-40 percent chance you get capped in Harlem at anytime. Take your money elsewhere. Mark Queban
+12 Bought Bitcoin Cardinal
+12 A student asks me what I do, I respond "investment banking" and he says, "yeah no I get that idea of investing in companies and incubators and s**t, but what do you really do?" Your boy Blue
+12 This might be a controversial comment but honestly take WSO with a grain of salt when it comes to things like this. You're better off asking contacts directly. BillBelichick37
+12 "I did terribly in school. But then I adopted a VEGAN LIFESTYLE and got a 4.0 without even trying!" -Lloyd Blankfein 6969
+12 I think he meant the banks with the most nerds HercaHercules
+12 If you're my name is goldstein, nothing happens Bruvver
+12 5 qns x 2 mins each. Incident when you learnt your weakness, why IB, why Laz, how can you contribute and anything interesting about you, etc. Very basic and easy Bogs-Bugs
+12 FUCK NO DickFuld
+12 Blackmail the dude CommodsinEurope
+12 http://rokthespot.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/tumblr_lc5qhnotiw1qc0187o…</a" alt="4loko" /> captainkoolaid
+12 I listen to darude - sandstorm on repeat nontargetnewbie
+12 IS YOUR CAPS KEY STUCK? Buzz_Lightyear
+12 Agreed. We have Patrick, Dick Fuld, and Pump and Dump's $11,000. Kassad
+12 In a thread with almost 1,000 responses on recruiting timelines... and you still can't find the answer to that question? Goldmonkey Sachs