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+12 First, just keep telling yourself that you studied the material and you know it like the back of your hand, because you do. Tell that voice in your head that says you don’t to shut the fuck up. Monty Burns
+12 I don’t think it’s as black and white as: there has to be absolute free will or absolute determinism, nothing in between. Simp4EBITDA
+12 at what level of compensation did money stop making you happier? $250k? 300? 500? dutchduke
+12 duedillydally Principal in PE - LBOs
+12 My understanding of the story wasn't just that he was pissed that some junior employees "went up to him" he was just absolutely FURIOUS that they were having lunch at a nice restaurant during a workday and weren't chained jboog
+12 315benchfor5reps Principal in PE - LBOs
+12 Break down the math for a fund like Tiger Global. $41bn AUM, 48% in 2020 (I think around there), 2 & 20 fee structure. $41bn * 48% * 20% = $3.94bn GP Share Principal in PE - LBOs
+12 A number of the typical mouth breathers in this thread still haven’t comprehended what this means for urban policing. Welcome to an accelerated dystopia boys! St. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+12 For the life of me, I can't understand the bootlicker attitude displayed by many here who refuse to hold bad apples accountable and rather "punish" cities for daring to try and convict cops for crimes. Alt-Ctr-Left
+12 Every American should watch the interview with Yuri Bezmenov in school and be taught in-depth about the evils of Communism and its practitioners. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+12 Finance, law attract some of the worst personalities in the white-collar world. Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
+12 RAISE ANALYST SALARIES - ALL THE GOOD ONES QUIT TOO SOON! 85 -> 100 + 50 BONUS 90 -> 110 + 70 BONUS 95 -> 115 + 85 BONUS Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+12 1. Best food in the U.S.  - Better food in NYC, Southern food is good but too deep fried and heavy and unhealthy 2. Rock n Roll - all the best bands are British 3. Blues - sucks 6969
+12 Man this email is a good example of passive aggressive shit. You don’t have to go around demanding/asking why something was not done. Even if you make it sound “polite”. TexRillerson
+12 Mr. Calculated got booted from “the platform” but I would like to say this: Boot lickers, enjoy getting bullied your whole career. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 I'm at a bb.  All the students that reach out to me are from extreme non targets schools like Appalachian state or Central Michigan u. Half of them don't even have us work visas. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 mbb does not bill by the hour lol it's a flat fee for X weeks of work with (ideally) a well-defined scope throwingawaying123
+12 So many. a few that stand out: 1. universally changing it so ranges are represented by n dashes instead of hyphens (i.e., changing "2015 - 2021" to "2015 – 2021"  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 This question being asked really comes down to a lack of understanding of the analyst job and the day to day tasks/ how much ability there really is to differentiate yourself in the role. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 I don't trust govt bureaucracy I don't trust fauci I don't trust most of big pharma I don't trust the media thebrofessor
+12 To add to this, I believe there are certain sins and things accepted by society that are in fact sins, which by definition are things that bring us further away from God. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+12 Not for those with your analytical skills Intern in IB - Gen
+12 san andreas fault pls hurry GoldenCinderblock
+12 You won’t receive any honest answers on here. But I’ll keep it real with you - I’ve probably banged a million broads. I don’t know, I don’t keep count Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 1/2 your age + 7 is the minimum bro larry david
+12 Came to thread in off topic hoping for a question from an old person asking about Apple facetime StoicHoosier
+12 Snack trader at Rosewood Elementary 8 years old but ill be 9 in August Roughly 11 Kit Kats, but I have to give the bully 3 for protection Undercover meme
+12 Andrew Jackson famejranc
+12 This is almost as high quality as GS_Associate's famous, and highly respected across the industry, "Private Equity Rankings (2021)". fadddarwcsss
+12 Calibri gang larry david
+12 That's not very nice. May the IB/PE gods slay you. EDIT: Accounting audit intern?? monkey_brah
+12 As a single woman in NYC Isaiah has entered the chat  chimpnotsimp
+12 Can't wait to see all those new hires get fired once the cycle turns. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 Because the kids on this forum lack perspective and are incredibly out of touch with reality. Liam Gallagher
+12 Did you just say PWP is a competitor with Jefferies, DB, and UBS? Did you see the 1st half league tables? PWP had larger m&a deal volume (by total market value) than MOCO and PJT combined. Intern in IB - Gen
+12 So I just talked to a contact that works in HR and they said they aren't doing IB Summer Analyst apps anymore because David Solomon said he doesn't like our generation ApeTogetherStrong
+12 Paper Trading sounds right up your alley Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 Dude how autistic are you IRL? realjackryan
+12 SMH these threads need to stop. Some kid is gonna read this shit and go to IU over Hopkins b/c they think its a better school. Intern in IB-M&A
+12 I personally don’t consider GHL much of  an EB anymore. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 While the post seems ridiculous at first glance, there actually is a small portion of bankers to whom some parts of what OP wrote actually applies. Personally I enjoy the lifestyle a lot. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 Logs into WSO to try to get ahead in recruiting arbit-RAGE
+12 Did you have to start as an entry-level Associate Consultant or did they give you credit for your two years of IB? Also, can you talk about work-life balance, pay, next steps? LevMo
+12 Intern in IB-M&A
+12 nobody: people from ny: i live in new yawk. i have three roommates. two of dem are rats. we eat pizza fawh dinnuh every night. de rent? 4000 dollars a SECOND hotndistressed
+12 PJT RSSG vs. Northwestern Mutual Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer Sussudio - Phil Collins Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer Hip to Be Square - Huey Lewis and the News Craig McDermott
+12 Hey make sure to use air travel, don’t walk in the streets where all the normal people are. Too much of a risk. FellySmart
+12 Apparently, if spell out "Lizard" you're then inducted into a club that controls all the worlds banks, it's very secret. Schlongberg Sachs
+12 change your name and remove the profile picture Investment Analyst in IB - Gen
+12 I moved here when DeBlasio was elected so have no reference for before that. Although everyone I have met wishes Giuliani was back. Analyst 3+ in RE - Comm
+12 Did you get this through a family friend? Either way, my advice would be to just enjoy your freshman summer. Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 I’ve seen you repeat this a bunch of times. I’ll just say — it absolutely is not normal, despite what you seem to think. Prospect in IB - Gen
+12 If you're willing, I'm curious to hear how you ended up in your situation with 2 FT offers in June like a month before I'm assuming the standard July start date. Prospect in IB - Restr
+12 If there was a WSO for MDs, right about now there might be a post that reads 'New analyst thinks he knows it all.  Should I fire him?' VP in IB - Gen
+12 Lol Maybe you're not getting offers because you say shit like "she got hired because she's a girl"  Intern in IB - Gen
+12 DO NOT LIE ABOUT HOURS WORKED - even if it helps the firm. realjackryan
+12 pls don't post this on ur linkedin Intern in IB - Cov
+12 merging your mom and my peen Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
+12 Baird Chicago has entered the chat Miles Teller
+12 Look man I feel for you and respect the hustle, but giving 5 paragraphs of backstory doesn't change the way rounding works fuzzy_stocks
+12 Googled "Is an accounting major worth it?" and found this place. After seeing posts by a certain Accounting Major I learned it's never worth it. m_1
+12 The only cringe-worthy thing on LinkedIn is when people make the "I am excited to announce" that they got a job, using the exact same words as everyone else, cant even say thrilled or overjoyed, its gotta be the same bulls Crab Chiggins
+12 women live life on very easy mode in the United states & it's not even close. Expecting MS from simps Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
+12 The Daily Monkey Shit Monty Burns
+12 Over 5'9 and under 105lbs HYP Republican Billion dollar family Heir to a fortune C sized tits size 0 waist blonde quarter asian black belt in bjj has a brother that is a doctor and can prescribe steroids doesnt like flower Jamie_Diamond
+12 "Elite boutique retail bank teller" fuzzy_stocks
+12 I think that was apart of the problem, I wasn't thinking. I went from a Public Target to a Indian University. Joseph5901
+12 Jefferies according to this forum Konglover123
+12 Personally, I actually think it's an appealing dynamic to work with people who you'd also enjoy having fun and going out with. Intern in HF - RelVal
+12 Facts, these cs analysts ought to give a cut to those 13 analysts and those jefferies analysts ought to give a wheel of their peloton too Goya Beans
+12 How did you carry 50 milkshakes? ebitda-d
+12 It's bar-kleez? Could have sworn it was pronounced the same as the word clay. guess that's why i'm a non-target Intern in IB-M&A
+12 Whats your relationship with your dad like therealgekko
+12 At the end of the day, this is a forum for those in finance - I would just hate to see day traders and WSB type people come in here and dilute the experience even more fvckthisbs69
+12 Non-target freshmen probably make up the majority Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+12 Again, appropriate name. My Name is Jeff
+12 Post acceptance email screenshot or this is just a troll post consultinglady007
+12 Giving their employees bonuses that are already >$20k higher than BB bonuses Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Excel Trains Women, I guess CRE
+12 The only people who look down on those who work in BO/MO are those who have insecurity issues and think that working in a FO role makes them head honcho when the reality is no one could care what you do for a living and th Anonymous Monkey
+12 You’ve got it backwards. The reason the cap rate is higher is because of the underlying reasons that the deal is more risky (tenant quality, location, churn, whatever).  account8675309
+12 Does anyone feel like they’re not actually learning much / not really getting good at the job .... that’s probably the #1 factor for why I’m looking to quit. kiteinthesky
+12 Holy shit I can’t think of anything more painfully embarrassing or out of touch than apologizing to a girl you work with for glancing at her boobs Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 It's Justine Tobin posting on WSO again Intern in IB - Cov
+12 This is the answer when they ask "why finance?" iercurenc
+12 I was going to Barclays in NYC from LGA for an interview. I didn't know much about the layout of NYC at the time, so imagine my surprise when my Uber takes me to the Barclay's Center (NBA Stadium) in Brooklyn. Prospect in IB - Gen
+12 I’m willing to bet that most of the people who rant about diversity programs aren’t doing so because they actually care about the “most qualified” candidates getting the offers, but they just feel threatened that their pie Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 If you’re not in IB, just go jump off the fucking Rockefeller center. 6969
+12 Saw a league table with Wells Fargo listed as #1 bank...by a number of associates. humble grasshopper
+12 I’m admittedly bad at math/stats and am myself still baffled that you thought that was the right answer.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 All you need to say is "I am not uncertain" and you're in the clear. TheFlyingKiwi
+12 Don't do it. Pick a different career path. Please Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+12 Conditional love. Only show them, love, when they excel at things you view as valuable. I can't see how this could have any downsides. Jim Simons
+12 Sir, this is a finance forum. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+12 You might have majored in math but I’m not sure how well you did  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 gay Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 We get it, you work at Melvin. How heavy is that bag you're holding? Thomas Pynchon
+12 1st year at BB in London here, actually started tracking the hours: Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 If you are wondering why I am starting older, I have epilepsy and suffer from seizures, recovering from brain surgery. Funx2192