0How to Get Into Investment Banking?


Hey guys, I just have a few questions about my end goal of breaking into <abbr title="investment banking">IB</abbr>. 1. If my end goal is breaking into <abbr title="investment banking">IB</abbr>, should I go to a target school or a non target...

0what bank do i have to work at to be considered the 1% of the 1%


it is not enough for me to become a part of the 1%. i need to become a part of the 1% of the 1%. which bank would i have to work at in order to achieve this lifelong passion of mine? is <abbr title="Bank of Montreal Capital Markets">bmo</abbr> harris good enough?

0Let's be real, the CFA is piss easy.


The concepts are honestly only as hard as high school level mathematics at the absolute most. The volume of content can seem a bit daunting but overall it's a bit of a joke really isn't it.

0If You Had to Rank the Prestige of All of the Finance/Business Professions, What Would The List Look Like?


Tier I: 1) <abbr title="private equity">PE</abbr> Megafund (KKR, <abbr title="Blackstone">BX</abbr>, Apollo, etc.) 2) Top Hedge Fund (Bridgewater, AQR, Citadel, etc.) Tier II: 3) <abbr title="bulge bracket">BB</abbr>...

0Do you stop at stop signs?


I view these red octagons as completely redundant placards designed to line the pockets of signage companies. It would be blatantly obvious that you need to "stop" when a car is speeding in your direction from your right/left. In fact, it's quite an insult to my...

0Why do people think they're so smart?


Constantly irked by this faux intelligence, this "illusory competence". Want to dispose of them in a swamp of starved alligators. Or (as a more fitting test of their "genius"), leave them on a deserted island to fend for themselves. You're an idiot. I'm an...

0Hedge Fund Job Out of Undergrad Pays +$300k

Sunshine Funshine

Hey guys, I made a list of qualifications you need to succeed in banking and land $300k jobs. Let me know when you see it. Tough Adaptable Integrity Love Open-mindedness Patience Enthusiasm Zero-tolerance-for-error

0AMA - Sunshine Funshine

Sunshine Funshine

Hey guys, figured I would get things poppin and post an AMA, if you have any questions feel free to ask

0How Have Pros Not Bought AMZN and NFLX on Dips?


Recently heard a PM on CNBC say "Yeah, we bought some Amazon back when it was 1400." And my thought was "Really? 1400? How 'bout buying it back when it was 300 five years ago like I did -- when I was 15 years old." And I'm not saying this makes me a genius. ...

0What single instance made you lose all respect to your parent(s)?

Anonymous Monkey

I hold zero respect for my mother, zero. I appreciate her for raising me, but you can't deny the truth. Gold digger, attended two shitty non-targets, made (literally) 30k a year as a commissioned financial planner in the affluent area I grew up in where literally every other mother/father...

0Another leading intellectual, dead.

Anonymous Monkey

The quantum physicist. The leading equal rights activist. The man who inspired me to choose the path I chose, and become who I am today. The genius, intellect, philosopher. One of the wisest souls I have met. One of the most caring, responsible people I know of. Mac Miller. /s why the...