+2 Bump, good on you for helping others DingalingMagnet
+2 This is not very applicable to all banks, I’m speaking from a London point of view here: Intern in IB-M&A
+2 Undergrad - Uk undergrad is best for UK IB nowadays, but Sciences Po is cheaper, so you need to do master. Intern in CorpFin
+2 WorstOfBothWorlds TechBanking
+2 Associate 2 in RE - CommMultifamilyGuy MultifamilyGuy
+2 In consulting and I would say for our lead partner in our practice, yes - I feel consulting likely killed his personality in some ways. Business School in CorpStrat
+2 The Trump administration listed Anthropic as a supply chain risk (typically reserved for companies in China, Russia, etc. Soros_
+2 It only takes 6 months of midtown happy hour to realize that Becky's reaction to hearing you're an Investment Banker at Lazard vs BMO is the same, and only another 6 months to realize that the incremental 30 hours/week isn rolo25
+2 In 2 years, gained like 20 pounds of fat and lost ~10% of my muscle (would’ve been worse had I not bought adjustable dumbbell set for home). Intern in IB - Gen
+2 No clue about the specifics as I do not have UT Austin ball knowledge, but I had a similar experience in college.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+2 You are crushing children's dreams. Most still believe that the people managing them are fully qualified and skilled, and that they reached their positions through merit alone. osRiaz985yzslo
+2 You will be fine. Have a good story as to why you are leaving and why you are targeting x firm.  Associate 3 in RE - Comm
+2 These are my 2 cents: First priority I think should be reading Investment Banking by Joshua Rosenbaum + Pearl - super helpful + explains every concept you will need to know sc_30
+2 They seem like such hardo losers. Their videos almost seem cartoonish and as if they have almost no level of self-awareness.  DAFA
+2 Follow, poet, follow rightTo the bottom of the night,With your unconstraining voiceStill persuade us to rejoice; 2346mk
+2 1998... fingereater505
+2 They want a model similar to England. A constitutional monarchy. They love the Shah as a symbol, but he's not cold hearted or as strong as his father. Meaning, he's not willing to kill his opponents. Matchabee
+2 Great to see you have the humility and done some self reflection - that’s not always present in candidates. Certainly something I look for when hiring. MultifamilyGuy
+2 Great, how do you feel your health, fitness, and appearance have changed since you started the job? Analyst 1 in Consulting
+2 I think my school has you beat Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+2 The point about LLMs not reasoning is technically correct but misses the practical point. It doesn't matter whether Claude "truly reasons" in some philosophical sense. Dr.Leigh
+2 Like I said, as an Asian myself and a picky eater, Asian food scene in Paris is terrible compared to London. I’m saying this, like I said, as I’ve ventured out to all areas that you have listed so far. brtfedd1312
+2 Very unlikely a salary ask put you out of the running like that, if a candidate is a fit there will always be an attempt to negotiate. AtomicPenguin
+2 I've thought a lot about this and the problem really has to do with sequencing of returns. Lester Freamon
+2 You're not at all socially broken. Your emotions are typical.  You put too much pressure on yourself to sound impressive, which makes coffee conversations uncomfortable. dollyartasia
+2 Let's take law for example or medicine. Why are those skills any more "true" or real than the ones learned in IB? nutmegger189
+2 Not a problem, you'll always be able to move back to Melbourne after starting in Sydney if you do well. VP in PE - LBOs
+2 Think about it You are spending your days with failed companies. People losing their money, losing their jobs, courts, litigation, people screaming on calls with lawyers  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+2 deloitte has a PF advisory team i think ILOVEBANANAS123
+2 Buddy BofA’s stock is completely flat since 2008… Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+2 Your alma mater, and the network you gain from it, stay with you for your entire life. I get wanting to be fiscally responsible but if you target high paying professions, $500k really isn’t that much money. Associate 2 in PE - Other
+2 “Let's take law for example or medicine. Why are those skills any more "true" or real than the ones learned in IB?” arossi11637
+2 Associate at an EB in Houston. Going to be blunt…I don’t think we’ve ever given an interview to anyone from UTD, let alone an offer. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+2 Same. Not a chance I would trust a 24 year old associate with running docs, doing real biz dev, managing lenders, or driving R&W. Principal in PE - LBOs
+2 Looking forward to some deal in the near future when the nontechnical boomer lawyers I mentioned are negotiating directly with an OpenClaw agent. Hilarity is sure to ensue. ResMan
+2 an analyst mentioned one of the group heads likes working out and thinks too may juniors are out of shape, could be a factor Prospect in IB - Gen
+2 Unfortunately I also have to agree with the commentor above. brtfedd1312
+2 This is their actual strategy btw  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+2 Only applied to Oxford and HEC (also got the scholarship) and didn’t look into LBS or LSE (so can’t comment on those), but I’d choose Oxford hands down. Several reasons: EUChimp111
+2 Retire and focus all my time to become a pro Muay Thai/judo fighter. Live for honor and glory DCFMonkee
+2 Has to be rage bait Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+2 some representation at JPMorgan I believe, because JP loves their Europeans. Basically no one anywhere else. Essaye d’intégrer Bocconi plutôt  alexcokke
+2 I can't tell whether you're saying you did this by accident, as a joke, or on purpose? I don't think any which way is better than the others though  nutmegger189
+2 Your founder comparison cuts the other way. Yes, the founder thinks about his business in the shower. So do I, about deals I will never own a basis point of. We work the same hours with the same obsession. Managing Director in IB-M&A
+2 There are a wide range of seed funds. Many are anchored around a single founding partner, but some have broadened and become more institutional. Primary would be one that's broadened, also Uncork. VC_since13
+2 Based on your discussions with others, I don't really feel the need to continue here - you're getting emotional and you still for example, haven't really explained what "true" exit opps are and why these are somehow object nutmegger189
+2 Georgetown alum, so yes, biased, but even still. breakinentry
+2 Yeah a big issue is that my earnings are very awkward. Some of my companies do pre-closes pre QTR end and then go into quiet period from beginning of next Q. Others don't their pre closes until 2-4 weeks post Q end. Research Analyst in ER
+2 first rule of fundraising. take a 90% haircut to your initial estimate, so that $100m is more likely to be $10m. People who worked at TCI and started their own fund, had only $10m to start with. nope1789account
+2 All solid choices. The Warwick and essec mifs are bit weaker than the rest of your choices though  adrien3
+2 I was looking at a deal this week for my search and it’s a company that will almost certainly be replaced by AI (they essentially create slides like a graphics team). apetrynamakeit
+2 Laz is weak, Rothschild mostly MM or even LMM deals, PJT ordinary in M&A, evermore more of a mix of smaller deals and large ones. guillaume.alexandre
+2 I didn’t say you were. I wouldn’t even view it as your super broad growth moniker thing. It’s literally… I will pay you to say I’m a top growth investor.  VP in PE - LBOs
+2 Stern Prospect in IB - Gen
+2 It doesn’t matter what you put on your resume, if you’re not doing research/diligence and investing, you won’t make it through the interviews process. Principal in PE - LBOs
+2 BNP return rate is ~50%. What desks are you interested in? jbgz23
+2 Calling me a "retard" when you dont know have the full context is a bad look for you.  See my added context above and lmk if you still feel that way.  Associate 3 in CorpDev
+2 Humans can amend docs but can't amend the business. Pricing risk correctly is more important than reading a doc that almost definitively has a lot of holes even excluding amendments Anitya Comments
+2 I ended up choosing HEC financeguy69457
+2 The government uses it for information gathering, which is exactly what this guy suggested for IB. It isn’t executing military operations. Intern in IB - Gen
+2 Northeastern’s co-op program has done wonders for their placement into (mostly MM) IB and top-tier AM in Boston and NYC. If goal is NYC, go NE. rolo25
+2 Am a current An1 who's recruiting off-cycle for growth roles, so admittedly biased. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+2 Your budget is on the very lower end for Central London. Your budget must be at least £2.5K on rent alone for a studio/1 bed + council tax + utilities which could make it up to £3k/month easily. brtfedd1312
+2 Basically an LLM arms race CEO in PropTrad
+2 Ive been waiting for someone to say this. I agree AI is very helpful but “garbage in, garbage out”. The mass shitification in the investing space and quite frankly everywhere is so exhausting. waccAF
+2 How do you see the way out of it? Associate 2 in AM - Other
+2 Is this the Argentina program? I heard you’re essentially another first year analyst who can’t do live work as unlicensed. Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+2 Can confirm ASO 1 goes up to 425k. Guggenheim pays quite well among the boutiques Business School in IB-M&A
+2 Depends what your looking for. If you'd like to stay in the upper echelons of London, Croydon, Lewisham, Peckham and Newham I'd recommend.  DeleAlli211
+2 Having a track record of internships at Norton Antivirus Associate 2 in AM - Other
+2 I’ve seen people do it at the associate level as well. Might have to back a year. Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+2 OzymandiaFinancial Analyst 2.5 odog @digitalimmortality.com
+2 Trust me, I had the exact same problem when I moved to NYC. Literally would say a prayer before every cut and would leave having to wear a hat for the next two weeks. Intern in IB - Gen
+2 This is a very distinct change I've seen in many different industries since 2023 or so. cp5670
+2 It sucks. We're in this limbo state where we can't get hired at smaller boutiques/non-IB jobs because they think we're using the role until we can switch over back to IB or to a bigger shop. Intern in IB - Cov
+2 Rip practice tests. Use “study mode” to actually learn the concepts first. But keep ripping practice tests. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+2 Your edit actually made you seem even worse. Not only did you make several poor career and health decisions, but you clearly have no empathy for anyone else and lack basic leadership skills. Works at Citigroup
+2 went through the process so i can shed some light. Intern in IB-M&A
+2 ibw? no? go to uchicago EDIT: actually I take this back. Just go to uchicago.. Prospect in IB - Gen
+2 Lil bro has no rebuttal so just copes and calls me emotional. How boring. arossi11637
+2 A bit of tough love - make it a priority or move on. Addinator
+2 I think you have to first know: which strategy you’d like to be in (if hybrid, it’s like 30% of them go on cycle while the rest off cycle); then which firm, I suggest going firm by firm and list them all out by preference eatbanana1234
+2 The founder's dad is Bruce Karsh, billionaire co-founder of Oaktree, so a lot of money behind them (at least at the onset). No idea how their funds have performed. Does anyone have any insight? Director in RE - Other
+2 Claudius & Co. The Fool of Finances
+2 So in your view being a judge at the UK Soupreme Court wouldn't be prestigious because he doesn't own a 18th century mansion? lmao  GS under Blankfein
+2 I think you may be missing the forest for the trees here bud Abusement Park
+2 The Unemployment Chronicles continue Abusement Park
+2 Sure ya did buddy, and I did Ivanka MOICProtection
+2 Dump it all in SOXL  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+2 This. Haven't been on it for 9 years, but doing topical micro-doses for 3 years now. My hairline isn't, nor ever will be perfect barring a transplant, but it's noticeably still improving and I have 0 sides. Lester Freamon
+2 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 3+ in IB - Gen
+2 Congrats on no regrets! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+2 I’ll take it for you. I want the cash up-front and there’s no guarantee I/you pass. Edit: didn’t mean to reply in chain dantheman_1_01_01
+2 Lazard is paradise monopolyman101
+2 Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+2 Bank: Lazard Dinner / meal policy: $40 after 6pm weekdays, $70 on weekends Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+2 75% of Americans/Canadians at the bank are decent people to work for.Like 10% of the Indians/Chinese/Koreans/Middle East at the bank are decent to work for, and that’s generous.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+2 14k a mo and 10k signing bonus is crazy - might reneg on LMM IB to pursue this Intern in IB - PubFin
+2 Let us know what happens here Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+2 Was about to say what MMPM did re DV... not funny.  iMamba