Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

0 Grown ass man moaning about getting picked on by a 21 year old girl holy shit the absolute state of so called “alpha” finance bros.  tryyuav
0 Not sure why the MS here. The post is straight facts. I've been a vocal critic of the H-1B program, and I think it needs to be heavily reformed. Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas
0 files are what's going to get you. own the live version of every book, no one else saves over your master. if a VP or banker wants to mark something up, they get a copy, and it comes back to you to incorporate. OFFERGOBLIN
0 PWP should be moved to doable  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 About 1.5 months but the real reason is because over that time I finished all the rounds of interviews and started working and got my first taste of income. Raijin
0 Bro is mad he doesn’t know how to create good agents lol Works at Barclays
0 "Don't worry about major at Cornell, it's irrelevant for finance recruitment" Anonymous Monkey
0 Literally, no clue who that chick is. VP in PE - LBOs
0 Not long if they liked it and are actually looking to fill seat quickly TBD if neutral on case and can afford to wait and see Very long if they didn’t like it It’s very straightforward Benson Says
0 Congrats on PWP seekinthealpha1
0 It might be full of horrible people but so is every industry, don’t kid yourself. There’s nothing inherently immoral about making businesses run better. Wasting resources is not a virtue and prevents progress. newlymintedbooth
0 Makes sense. Associate 3 in IB - Gen
0 Culture is fucking aids, but is heavily group dependent. You could get lucky. Prepare to not get lucky. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
0 Not all first time funds are created equal. There are new first time funds everyday. Vet the founder. I would personally join a fund II or fund III with fundraising momentum if I’m going to join a relatively new shop. Yourmomhello
0 Actually, the fisherman in your story sold his boat voluntarily, doesn't have to work anymore, and the community has an increased supply of fish at lower prices and higher employment. newlymintedbooth
0 Congrats on BofA! Enjoy 20 dolla amazon gift card bonus! throaway56784
0 FP launched earlier this year from what I've heard (around/post SaaS meltdown), definitely a relevant and positive indicator, Agree that Hg started fundraising a while ago Prospect in IB - Gen
0 Rogo, Harvey, Model ML all raised a ton of money and have to prove their business case. Claude and GPT will eat their lunch. Some law firms bought Harvey, just to tell their clients, hey we have the latest and greatest. johnstamosky
0 holy mid on mid on mid on mid Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 bump. idk how they would actually check what you did in previous internship besides calling someone  Intern in IB - Gen
0 havent heard the best about 26N and Haveli. 26N is mostly Harris money and has only done two deals, seems more like a family office than any real fund. JJPPMM
0 Congrats of AEC man Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
0 say ts to isaiah again and we gonna have a problem. I fw snow latinas as well isaiah valid take deelcheef
0 Many are trying to be operators or independent sponsors. I haven’t seen any good examples of success yet. VP in PE - Other
0 Rogo sucks. Claude or ChatGPT are the only viable path forward. VP in PE - LBOs
0 IBW Frat rankings (Pikapps has the biggest feeder) SpoiledMilkEnjoyer
0 Your comp numbers at the senior level are off by a factor of 4-5. Top biopharma and tech analysts can get high 7 figures + BoredinNY
0 Rogo is my dog's name. Literal dog shit SomeCaliberTalent
0 deelcheefsay ts to isaiah again and we gonna have a problem. I fw snow latinas as well isaiah valid take IsItREPE
0 Fable blows Rogo out of the water. Rogo is dogshit  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 if you have to ask then it's probably not for you. lake_michigan
0 Dude, it still makes so many errors, you literally tell it to extract specific info of a deal from a link, and it will take the wrong date, wrong EV etc.  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
0 Literally has nothing to do with me? People that are good at is are obsessed. They think they can make money even when they lose and people tell them the odds are stacked against them. lake_michigan
0 Oxford 1st, MIT 2nd SO2628
0 That is 220k all-in for first year wow. Higher than EBs Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 Yeah they will be fired but it will be classifed for something else. Like they might not fire him right away but they might wait say something else and shit nachocheese
0 ubs FIG is paradise  figenjoyer
0 nobody is reading that teller, take the failing NYTimes elsewhere  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
0 As I said, no offense but you are likely a terrible prompter. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 Is this satire? Every single large manager now has multiple strategies. Principal in PE - LBOs
0 Associate 2 in PE - LBOs Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
0 Heard they have to compete with Ensis partners on deals and exits have been poor wallstreetgoat201
0 Diversity programs are generally meant to supplement the normal recruiting process rather than replace it. Amelia F
0 If by strategic finance, you mean OnlyFans, that doesn’t count. Principal in PE - LBOs
0 bc/ as long as you're not a squid, breaking in isnt that hard if you study ur ass off in the fall - summer before isnt that necessary imo. ~60% of bankers are ex-greek life and don't want a poindexter SA class Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
0 I think its hilarious you equate starting early with being socially inept lmaoo Just_Wanna_Mog
0 I can confirm that firms do this for SA '27. At a BB and had to go through this last month. Super chill as long as you haven't actually lied about anything significant in your resume. Takes about a week. Prospect in IB - DCM
0 all consultants are jokes. stepstone, aksia, hamilton lane. unnecessary intermediary / fee layer between money & investment. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
0 It’s only 50% offer rate because the other half of the class dies on the desk fucktwitter
0 Chicago was ~20 offers for ~30 interns. NYC was a bit better. Regional offices got hit pretty hard, heard Dallas was like 30%. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
0 Why are people assuming this is due to AI? Could be a combination of the IPO and an overall lackluster intern class. Haven't even heard of any major investment bank announce layoffs due to AI. college_student1227
0 We are a family-office, self-funded structure. Best advice is to underwrite a shit ton of deals in various markets and one will randomly work on paper without having to push assumptions too much. symphonic
0 Curious if this is at all tied to BBs like GS, JPM, Bofa, starting to reach into the MM and take market share from MM firms. Wonder if we will see similar trends with the HW / Solomon / Pipers of the world.  Teller in Non-profit
0 The girl from my college history class. ojapar20
0 Ivy League kids are nothing but gaza communist simps. birdhouse890
0 It's weird seeing so much negativity here. I get shitting on ppl like Chamath or Sam Friedman who are not very nice ppl. m_1
0 You run a family office with almost $1b aum that's almost all-in on multifamily? deliciousIRR
0 The median is 2,2 which was 50k+ for analyst 1, assuming that most people were middle bucket. That's not a tragedy given that UBS is not performing well. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
0 timezone delay in the league tables simbarawr264
0 i tipped my md 20% simbarawr264
0 i swear this laka dude just sucks Leo off on weekends. im pretty sure none of us are bankers here lol. sounds like you brainless PE dude needs to know this isnt your game and keep pumping out ppt decks retard equitystrat
0 Tell me you didn’t get an offer without telling me you didn’t get an offer lol Thunder46
0 You have no strategy bro. If you don't know basic concepts about risk mgmt after 5 years of doing this, you are 200% ngmi. Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
0 Andrew Tate is what people like Peter Thiel eat for breakfast. Tate is a poseur badboy, whereas Thiel is a real bad boy. Criminal charges don't stick to teflon dons.  zuriwasser
0 And yet here you are, desperately refreshing every UBS thread. If seeing a single UBS post bothers you this much, log off. Nobody appointed you hall monitor for a bank that doesn’t even know you exist Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 This just goes to show how one bad seed can destroy an otherwise positive culture, which is what keeps my up at night as a manager. I would be livid if I lost someone good because there was one jerk,  Managing Director in IB-M&A
0 Can someone confirm? Don’t think this is true lol gru_from_despicable_me
0 sorry boss forced me to post this simbarawr264
0 It was 80-85%. Lower than recent years. fibro
0 Don’t understand the rudeness. I’ve clearly tried looking it up–I want to hear from people in the industry. No need to be sour dude. Eternal Prospect in IB
0 I have brought it up time to time but there doesn't seem to be any visible repercussions. There might be behind the scenes but nothing I am aware about. Associate 1 in PE - Other
0 It is Infra. Rx is not that technical. The drivers are the lawyer davani1420
0 Isn’t the last piece a causality mistake? Director in IB - Cov
0 canary wharf's for the oxford grads who couldn't hack it on wall street Prospect in IB - Gen
0 bet you go to miami loser Prospect in IB - Gen
0 Congrats on PWP lmao Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 This sounds like someone who didn’t get a banking offer and ended up in ER. As someone who went to Wharton undergrad nobody gave a fuck about ER unless they struck out at banking or consulting Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
0 Unbelievably compassionate that you don’t wish your worst enemy might be fired lol Intern in HF - EquityHedge
0 the note is easier than you're making it, because he made the offer. you're accepting a favor that was already extended, which is a very different email from asking a stranger for one. OFFERGOBLIN
0 on does-it-get-harder: yes, but not because spots fill up. expectations about how much prep you've done rise the later you are, and these places treat a seat as optional anyway. OFFERGOBLIN
0 holy ai slop.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
0 He literally said he doesnt give a shit at the end Vic1000
0 Nah cvp better Prospect in IB - Cov
0 . Just_Wanna_Mog
0 Do you often address girls as "he"? nutmegger189
0 World for sale Prospect in S&T - Equities
0 Look at attrition the parse culture. Everyone is playing the same game here you want to maximize your attribution and points - Lone Pine & Coatue would be my picks.  Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
0 StrategyChimpSpoken from a truly unbiased source 🙄. AceTheSolve
0 Both. Seems like return rates were around 50-60% across most groups. Intern in IB - Gen
0 50-60ish across all groups Intern in IB - Cov
0 Start ups are shitshow and big companies are better. The fascination with startups as PE exits is so confusing to me, you should all just go to the highest paying big company you can find. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
0 Ya man I don’t really get it … TONS of hype around startups and ppl leaving left right and center but like I spent some time in between MBB and PE at a startup and it was a complete waste of time… way less learning,   Assist. VP in PE - LBOs
0 This is just sad OrdellRobbie
0 "centre" No, europoor, London will never be NYC. Or if ur an asiapoor, HK/Shanghai/Sgpr/Mumbai/Vladivostok rooseveltfan
0 HSG/Bocconi > SSE >> RSM  HSG is top for dach, and places very well in London too. Can't go wrong with it  Investment Manager in Risk Mnmgt
0 It’s already closed? Prospect in IB-M&A
0 agree they’ve been falling off. Might even be a rung below MS and Q now, especially with the recent departures  Shmova_Mendoza
0 Anonymous Monkey: fwiw u sound miserable to chat with - genuinely feel bad for those you networked with A7858
0 I am at one of EVR/CVP and I think EVR > GS if your goal is to stay solely in IB/PE. I agree with the associate above that GS beats Evercore if the goal is to work corporate tech or VC. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
0 Nah I think you’re overrating GS and CVP here. I’d have EVR > GS overall for pure M&A, but GS TMT > EVR generalist, while EVR Menlo > GS TMT for pure advisory. A7858