Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

0 Yeah it would have. Much less powerful brand name. Sorry if that offends you. Fanofoutcomes
0 bro what? the median person in a pod grad program is on the chopping board lol... chances r you're gonna have a shitty pod, top 25% get more well tenured ones? Taking a return at weiss is strictly a better EV option Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Congrats on UBS, no longer a BB so I assume falls into MM category intelligent_investor_
0 It’s a real step down. newlymintedbooth
0 For example, some of the people in my class are a bit weaker technically and I hear constant remarks and sniggering when they make mistakes. LMEao
0 In Buy side JPM NYC 5 kids got a return, out of 55+. 3 of those 5 were 2nd year DEI interns, take how you will. Rough cycle for Bulge. bgl25a
0 newlymintedbooth IsItREPE
0 Even before I got into HBS/GSB, I mogged just about everyone no matter the room (based on looks, height, income, job prestige etc.) Especially people like you who are inherently insecure. Now, it's like I'm turbocharged. Fanofoutcomes
0 I’d focus more on networking and being sharp technically. I used Capital Interview Experts for prep and thought their questions were pretty similar to what came up in interviews EquityArchitect
0 Exactly.  newlymintedbooth
0 Agree with OP coming off as fairly sad pathetic person with no EQ lol Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
0 My EQ is off the charts (hence why I've done so well in my career). I'm also very happy with my life, particularly because I've done so well.  Fanofoutcomes
0 Backoffice_BossYes, from a job security view, you are right. But good luck ever exiting AM after being there for 3+ years. CRE
0 Sounds a lot like Tanner especially with the head fake “not providing any more info as I have no desire to dox myself. I was not one of the Barclays > UBS joiners” Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
0 Analyst 2 in IB - ECM
0 Low comp nonetheless. Know an Analyst who got a $0 bonus . Also, know many people whose 2nd year bonus was lower than their first year. Kind of ridiculous to work at a top BB and have comp be so underwhelming. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
0 You are incredibly off in how you think most MM PMs perceive LOs. MMPM
0 all the time. personally, i hate it when the president of my investment banking club is late for our weekly meeting. simbarawr264
0 Hate to be the bear of bad news but the likelihood of this is little to none. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
0 Correct. Bonuses are above $200k. Think it was 200 for ASO1 last year and expectation is 225 for ASO 2 this year? Something like that. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
0 Two months till my five year stint as an Associate, so I hope this early VP applies to my career progression. simbarawr264
0 I would think twice before interning at Leerink. throwaway99887766
0 Leerink bonuses were bad this year compared to the firm's stellar performance. Heard that the bonus numbers were largely in line with last year and bonuses are definitely not bucketless as characterized in this thread. throwaway99887766
0 "we will use every single tool at our disposal, including seizing buildings from slumlords" - Mamdani Ozymandia
0 Good Texas does not welcome you. I can call ICE if you want a cheaper way to exit Associate 1 in PE - Other
0 Hey Man,Any non-HF pos. can still be a Prospect in HF, not mutually exclusive lol. And I am definitely jumping up and down to change my WSO status just to get into a dick measuring contest with strangers Prospect in HF - Other
0 In Industrials the MDs that were rain makers left… it was top team but now HC is overtaking Intern in PE - Other
0 Get to Jefferies kid - stop poisoning the rest of the street with this toxic slop. rolo25
0 You could get in through a veteran's program, depending on your involvement in the republic army during the clone wars. Were you deployed (geonosis, mandalore.....)? LarpyLarperson
0 There is no contingent defending unethical business practices such as not delivering on your end of the contractual agreement which is providing a livable and legal space.  newlymintedbooth
0 I'm a white US citizen....enjoy the FELONY for a gram of weed. Your state is going backwards and people like you have some weird inferiority complex. Manager in CorpFin
0 A white citizen moving to Thailand? Looks like you cannot break into high finance in the greatest country in the world, and so now you decide to move to a trashy country. USA! USA! Associate 1 in PE - Other
0 Ok so he apologized. Move the fuck on then Tulaner
0 heard exits were shit, long long hours ala 3 am nights, and comp was deferred/clawed back (wtf)? would take any MM over ftp tbh.  Prospect in IB-M&A
0 Based on the most helpful WSO content, this ranking is a humorous take on how a "divorced blue-collared uncle" might perceive investment banks, blending stereotypes and misconceptions. WSO Monkey Bot
0 I went to HBS. Keep me posted on how it goes. But yeah, my EB only recruits at MBA Associate level. VP in IB - Cov
0 Hooking up with too many women, though far less than I used to. Watches. Unhealthy food here and there.  yale_blue
0 Surely we don’t have prestige lists for workplace physical abuse now Yeah sorry man WM > WW >>>> … Associate 2 in IB - Cov
0 I specialise in PE, so mechanical engineering isn’t really my area of expertise. However, I have come across Machineering time and again through partners and a few friends. portelizabeth
0 You’re missing this: F-: “helping some guys out with numbers or whatever, hopefully the kiddo gets his act together someday” Director in CorpFin
0 More than I deserve, less than I desire. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
0 months late but worth writing up. OFFERGOBLIN
0 Stay in China and bow down to Xi Associate 2 in IB - Gen
0 holy shit stop spamming these ai generated paragraphs on all these forums Intern in IB-M&A
0 brother. i can literally see on your profile you responded to like 5 forums within the same minute. unless you're a superhuman typewriter your obviously just using ai Intern in IB-M&A
0 Their business administration bachelor is good tho. In any case brand value of Bocconi and HSG is similar. All doors remain open Intern in IB - Cov
0 Yeah lol the age gap creates some hilarious dynamics too. I’ve had post-MBA Associates older than me. FSDOrangutan
0 From the lack of comments seems like the exits are probably non-existent to nothing to brag about on an anonymous Wall Street forum for teenagers and young professionals. GL Hags28
0 sexting girls with anonymous burner number gassing up the ones that rejected me - in hopes they really think theyre all hot stuff and overshoot their worth and miss marriage windows zuriwasser
0 I know guys in great publics seats who all got there different ways and absolutely love their jobs. One did the “path” of top tier bank > top tier PE shop > top tier fund… monk monkey
0 Rent control and eviction moratoriums are not "a core part of living in a civilized society." Stop gaslighting montauk scumbag
0 I’ll be starting as a BA in 2027. Do you have any advice on how to be a top bucket performer? Prospect in Consulting
0 Quality! Intern in IB-M&A
0 The best part is you somehow comparing racial discrimination by council members to a Trump fantasy you have?  Ozymandia
0 Reading your last few comments, your doing gods work out here. Ap_123
0 Dude stop shilling your stupid website guiding wall street, your website was made like literally yesterday. Stop making these shitty posts Associate 1 in IB-M&A
0 Heard through the grapevine it involves financial modeling Partner in IB - Gen
0 Heroin  Mr Incredible
0 I'm not convinced this isn't a bot nutmegger189
0 Are you retarded? Why is finance predominantly dominated by people who majored in finance or something finance-adjacent? Think for 2 seconds… Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
0 IsItREPE…whatever you do, please do not focus on accounting or sit for your CPA exam.  odog @digitalimmortality.com
0 Those picking these specific DAs have no problem getting into Banking through the normal route. LOL, their A-levels are better than some Warwick and LSE self-claimed hardo doing GSD or Management. davani1420
0 Investment Analyst in HF - Other Moonshallow
0 If you can and have the balls be your own anchor so to speak. If you can set up the legal and have everything done, that makes finding an anchor LP that much easier. Hags28
0 Should acquire an elite boutique Associate 1 in IB - Gen
0 Competent would be not mentioning the only girl in the class in the introduction. If a minority did that it shows insecurity and you should not be insecure when it comes to managing other's people's money. Nit2win
0 Not my group. We actively avoid business (too dumb) and economics (lame). Engineers, pure sciences and humanities welcome. Managing Director in IB-M&A
0 Honestly, produce good work and be a good team player. Work really hard your first 9 months to establish your rep and if someone makes off handed comments about you being a woman, brush it off and don’t give a reaction. zoomizoomi
0 Seems like a solid bank to exit to EBs (think Lazard/Moelis) and upper-tier BBs (think JPM/Citi) Prospect in IB-M&A
0 AI will be the #1 biggest issue of the decade, if not the century. It will permeate the economy, jobs, foreign policy, energy policy, and everything else. ojapar20
0 EVR RX >.EVR M&A, Q > everything in S+ except PJT RSSG and GS TMT, LAZ RX and PWP RX should be down multiple tiers, HL RX snubbed Prospect in IB-M&A
0 You're probably using poor quality models. This year, Fable 5 from Anthropic solved a famous math problem that had gone unsolved for 87 years. ojapar20
0 odog @digitalimmortality.comNah, I’ll write whatever I want There are other sub forums better suited for your CPA fascination  IsItREPE
0 VP in PE - LBOs VP in PE - LBOs
0 The issue with trying to take measures over a long timespan is that there would have to be no wars and no financial crashes that the government would financially get involved in. Which is an almost impossible ask. figureditout
0 Try the Canary Wharfian website EvitaPhamroq9m
0 Look at the shops that analysts rarely, if ever, leave (Baker, Deerfield, RTW). Can assume they pay well biotechmonkey
0 Been publicly calling for this Biotech bull run since XBI was at $108 back in October '25. Went balls deep in Moderna sub $30. ;) The personal portfolio is on a tear this year. Associate 2 in RE - Comm
0 Nobody leaves Deerfield lol are you serious? That’s why they are addicted to shrinking their fund size? That’s why they’ve resorted to launching a me5 in IgAN? Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
0 Taking notes on a phone is pretty common now, but it can still come across as rude because people can’t tell whether you’re taking notes or just scrolling. johnstephan
0 SAAR!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE DCF!!!  Intern in IB - Gen
0 Whose we? Sounds like a you problem  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 . Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
0 Are u sped lmao? Chinese were integral for the U.S. ever since 1800s/1900s, and Indians have done absurdly more good than any other race out there post-1960. Intern in IB-M&A
0 I mean someone died at bofa in the fig group, and it’s not even the top fig group on the street…so, no, no one who has the luxury of options chooses fig. Smoke Frog
0 u either got it or u dont i say switch to consulting simbarawr264
0 “Immigrants depress wages and raise housing costs!” God I love seeing bankers demonstrate 0 empiricism. Justifies our pod’s decision to just hire out of school now Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
0 Yes I’m sure the swathes of Asians working at large tech and AI firms are not contributing or building America. Analyst 2 in HF - EquityHedge
0 Spot on regarding the shift in PE and HF dynamics. While banking still offers that initial safety net and structured training, the burn is real, and the exit paths aren't as golden as they used to be. elsizinie939
0 Hey everyone I found the loser guy who gets mad at Wall Street Oasis and dislikes people’s entire history. InvestmentMonkeyBanker
0 Pls stop disliking my stuff im temporarily disabled from reacting now you’re really throwing a wrench in my friday InvestmentMonkeyBanker
0 Your perspective on downtime is super interesting from an investor's point of view. Thurrikan
0 I'm not saying they're a bad fund, I just can't fathom glazing an energy PE fund which has genuinely was the quickest way to lose LP money between 2015-2022. Even worse a natural gas focused energy PE fund.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 . festive86
0 I think either ESCP or SSE. I don't think I can get into SSE with my profile actually, so I'll try to get the GMAT next month and see what I get before applying... Mvrc
0 Wah wah wah shut up and dribble KageSelly
0 That shop is going down, EB my ass Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
0 Cause nobody is gonna be able to remember / pronounce / write correctly something like Wen-shaio Partner in IB - Gen
0 mid-market verticalised SaaS which are not richly valued, in growth markets (i.e. industrial software) that need some work i.e. higher retention, M&A are still prime and largely not impacted by AI fears. cp107
0 OP is also referring to people born in America..."Thing that is funny is that all these Asians end up sticking to their own habits/culture/language, so what's the point of Westernizing your first name" investmenttbanking