+-1 I went to Harvard PhantomGhost
+-1 I got into Harvard so I actually don't have this problem PhantomGhost
+-1 GS clear my guy Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+-1 Have the first round phone calls been sent out? shedee69
+-1 Yes, while Texas can get you a job UofC will get you a better one. 188m
+-1 bump Prospect in IB - Gen
+-1 he was a slave to the grind I went to HBS, exited my company, now I'm just coasting  PhantomGhost
+-1 You are correct that EBTIDA is 1000, but the WACC here is not really relevant. I get that  -  Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 I am at one of GS TMT or MS Menlo, and I think Q still is the better bank for M&A. IPO's are different, BB's will always lead them because of much stronger access to investor capital. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 As a hypernontarget you'll be lucky to get KeyBanc New York. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 This might be different when you’re in the seat but I feel like any case dealing with material fraud would be really interesting - FBG right now (LAZ RX) and FTX more notably (PWP RX). Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 Still the same if you're at a hypernontarget. Of course if you have personal connections to better firms you could do better than KeyBanc. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 that is totally false boib_1
+-1 Not reading all that, but I did go to a target school PhantomGhost
+-1 Talked with one of the seniors working in an LP and she told me every senior at THL got paid well as in carry, so not entirely sure if that is the case as you said Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 They just raised $6+ billion so there may be room for recovery skwadrone
+-1 2/10 bait. I did get a chuckle from reading this though. arossi11637
+-1 Being on this thread has made me realize I can be a better investment banker than the vast majority of these commentors unable to put together a single coherent argument. arossi11637
+-1 You send out hundreds of emails to alumni, hoping that your messages are personalized enough (such as being from the same selective club) to get a decent response rate. arossi11637
+-1 Congrats on Cornell! Whopper.Jr
+-1 You should be VP Ventimacchiato
+-1 “Decent MM”Congrats on Walleye or Verition! Research Analyst in HF - Other
+-1 Anyone who says they don't use AI in their day to day work will be out of a job in 3 - 5 years. ioncewenttoschool
+-1 Gonna say it again... AI IS NOT A BUBBLE. ojapar20
+-1 People just assume this is 96 - 01 all over again, but they don't understand utilization at all.  Which is ironic when it comes from the RE professionals.  Is AI perfect? No, but is it all useless slop? No. ioncewenttoschool
+-1 Would put them at the same tier tbh, if not UVA a little higher just due to placement Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 The AI haters really get their panties caught in their ass about this. ioncewenttoschool
+-1 Lol what? Not everyone at Anthropic is a fucking ai researcher or SWE. Plenty of people I know that went down the business route ended up in strategy&ops, sales, chief of staff, even product roles... monkeyvjit
+-1 This is not true. To say only 1/10 get PE/HF/corp dev. It’s more like 9/10! SOFRsoGood
+-1 Evolution Credit Partners is a private credit and alternative investment firm founded in 2018 that focuses on providing customized financing solutions for businesses rather than individual consumers. arhamasif
+-1 They’re rapidly expanding their platform with commensurate investment and several senior hires. Their publicly disclosed ambition is to be a top 10 adviser globally. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Chicago or Dartmouth 188m
+-1 Whats the difference between a quant trading role at these firms you mentioned (JS, Optiver, SIG, Cit Sec, ...) vs like sell side trading at banks (GS/JPM/MS/...)? Intern in S&T - Other
+-1 It's not ad hominem as much as I don't believe you made an account on this forum just to post about your roommate's problems... Which would be super weird. But you're right, it's besides the point. nutmegger189
+-1 Buy better assets  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+-1 I'll take the credit but guarantee they just jack it up after that. Mergerz
+-1 Probably BofA > Citi > Barc. But BofA screws people on pay Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-1 Def BofA (for everything but pay) Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 because you couldn't get into any of the better ones Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Stop saving time and energy!!! You're supposed to spend MORE of it on MENIAL tasks so that your brain doesn't instantly wither away and now you're in a VEGETATIVE state because ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+-1 Why’d I get monkey shit for posting that then Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 Millennials are not smarter than Gen X.   ioncewenttoschool
+-1 Emotional? No, the only possible way to be emotional about this is if you are in an anti AI position. Understanding that AI is going to replace you is just a sober acceptance of reality. ioncewenttoschool
+-1 Not too far off. ioncewenttoschool
+-1 ioncewenttoschool Ozymandia
+-1 I have litterally built a database to process and analyze 40 years of offering memorandums to track historical trends across MSAs that the portfolio operates in. ioncewenttoschool
+-1 ioncewenttoschool CRE
+-1 Curious as to why a PE skillset wouldn't be helpful at a startup. You must have a pretty good operator and financial skillset which is integral for a startup? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 Vandy is nowhere near NW still just a semi target on the levels of Emory, UNC, BC Intern in IB - Cov
+-1 thebrofessorspiritually autistic If she's what?  CRE
+-1 do not... cry.... be strong.... strong homosexual.... GS under Blankfein
+-1 Try not to buy a shitco next time. Hope that helps! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-1 I'll say this to you once, instead of speaking to a reader interested in learning about the subject: you aren't doing yourself any favors by trying to troll me. Ozymandia
+-1 recently spoke to an alumni at a top BB who told me they officially consider vandy a target now. the upcoming SA class has 16 kids from vandy (2nd most, more than Harvard, Wharton...). Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 jbw gigachimp2323
+-1 First intelligible take you've made on this thread, and you've made dozens of comments. Get some chat in your life. I'm a 31yo millenial by the way, and my generation thinks you're a boomer Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+-1 Sick burn dude. You might've made CTE deaf with that one Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+-1 Is Mr. Kim out? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-1 Its actually much better now. Just a claude wrapper but does the job Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 Exactly. ojapar20
+-1 I’ve never worked w Jefferies people but have interviewed / have friends at the bank and I thought they’re all nice people Maybe it’s different working alongside them Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 Yeah, Stanford does something to you. Can't explain it. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Imagine choosing a shitty Boothe MBA grad over a star analyst lmao Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Which regulators do you think will take issue with this and why? jl12
+-1 I was an AI character chat site, kind of like character.ai I made about 8-10 posts about it on reddit to bring in the traffic. ojapar20
+-1 I think Indiana has more placements to PJT EVR HL than the other two Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-1 No. I used it when I was in banking and it wasn't that bad. Very easy to pull capiq info.  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+-1 If you want a short answer: antisemitism. jl12
+-1 Well, there is more to what you said. I respect your decision, makes no sense to settle for less when NYC churn out much better girls.  davani1420
+-1 I hate NYC 188m
+-1 You sent an email of a pitch w/o checking with ChatGPT like I did? It's 2026 and you are supposed to be the digital native generation; you failed to paste an image with high resolution as well. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 Retard you don’t even know what sector this search fund operates in and the markets he targets ofc I ran it through ai diddyblud420
+-1 If you are in the good Kelley finance clubs, stay. Else look into the processes at the other schools. Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 Historically, there were also many firms that would not hire Jews and so Jews would found their own firms. Perhaps more so in law than finance, but Bear Sterns definitely an example of this. Intern in HF - EquityHedge
+-1 dayumsam$135-150k base for associate and 50-75% bonus IIRC high hopes
+-1 Rumble is down the hall and to the left larry david
+-1 If you want a good book about this, read The Origins of Totalitarianism by Hannah Arendt monkeyvjit
+-1 nick_MUDon’t. Material things don’t make you fulfilled PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+-1 Marshall. 188m
+-1 del fuku
+-1 Just work harder incel Prospect in IB - Gen
+-1 did i strike nerve fuku
+-1 If it’s CURRENT state starting to scare you, you’re bottom bucket lol Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 It is not Rabbit
+-1 Show me your friends, and I’ll show you who you are. I think Massie’s make abundantly clear who he is. Good riddance. GordonGekko87
+-1 wakanda... GS under Blankfein
+-1 Dr. Rahma DikhinmahasSomehow Israel became the only country in the world that's not allowed to win a war. GordonGekko87
+-1 . Prospect in IB-M&A
+-1 Excel runs pretty smooth on my ipad, in particular you can get a physical keyboard if that’s your style. I personally like the touch screen keyboard, I’ve mastered the vlookup 2-finger blast combo. LongRho7
+-1 It’s more that I see the future of what it will do, not so much that its capabilities are currently frightening. FWIW I was top bucket this past year lol… Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-1 Zero chance IMO larry david
+-1 mid Prospect in Research - FI
+-1 Mind sharing your buybox and market? I'm a couple steps behind you but ready to fire things up so would be nice to hear what your journey is looking like right now. Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+-1 Christ. Touch grass. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-1 source: know people there. split is ~90% advisory and ~10% investing. people typically join BDT for a longer stint. great WLB. Intern in IB-M&A
+-1 Kind of incredible that your takeaway isn't "The GOP is just a cult devoted to Donald Trump" but rather "Jews!"   Ozymandia
+-1 They will be lower Intern in IB - Gen
+-1 Maybe my wording wasn't clear. By "take out Iran" I mean defeat the IRGC to a point where we can dictate the terms of an agreement. Given how weak they are now, this is very possible. ojapar20
+-1 You’re so fucking stupid 🤣🤣 188m
+-1 Congrats on UVA! 188m