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+68 chubbybunnyA Posse Ad Esse APAE
+68 Idk if anything will ever top “you’re the one fucking this cat, I’m just holding the tail.” VP in PE - LBOs
+68 If your boss is a female, you might as well quit right now.  Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+68 Make it "straight white / Asian males who invest" Prospect in VC
+68 Corporate Raider
+68 The guy who posted the strike thread has a bunch of UBS posts, so I don’t know if it was initially LowCaliberTalent
+68 Loving the 1 SB for 'Helpful', like something thinking "Fuck, never thought the wife would check them - great tip" The Pharma Guy
+68 *** If you read anything in this post, read the Third Point below*** I worked in valuation before coming into restructuring SunTzu
+68 Do you ride in cars ever? Ever flown on a plane? Ever heat your house with natural gas? Anything plastic products you own? VP in IB - Cov
+68 It's like an HR position but you're specialized in destroying the finance industry from the inside Prospect in IB-M&A
+68 Girls are attracted to providers. So the fact that your Mom is living with you is far superior in the eyes of women than the alternative of you having no job and mooching off your Mom. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+68 Asking a bunch of interns who realistically were playing grab ass 10 yrs ago on the playgrounds getyourbreadup
+68 I don't think anyone gives a shit about what we do. TLBandChill
+68 what the fuck is looksmaxing Intern in IB-M&A
+68 Big words from a Prospect... Pescepescetarian
+68 Hey man, I'm here to chat if you like, about to send you a pm with my cell. Reach out for help, people do care and do want to listen... Including me. WallStreetOasis.com
+67 Where can I apply Associate 1 in PE - Other
+67 The people are innovatively toxic and the more people I meet in the field, the more people tell me how toxic they are. The hours are insane and the money is only good if the pot bellied gods decide you’re worthy. SoftLandingIsReal
+67 New hire on his first day, emailed the entire team and manager that he was going to miss work because he was helping his friend move a couch. The email was sent at 3:45am... Keyser Söze 123
+67 Bofa deez nuts in your mouth Research Analyst in Research - Other
+67 Give subtle hints in conversation like "oh you know my cock is 13 inches", subtle hints like these never fail. GS_Diversity_Analyst
+67 All that just to flex your $2m carry payout. crazylifechoices
+67 Top bucket for first two analyst years and then mid bucket and then bottom bucket. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+67 Associate 1 in PE - Other
+67 15% returns in the long-run is absolutely not something that "should definitely be possible". Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+67 Guy has the perfect girl and he’s going to throw it away lol. You seriously overestimate the quality of girls that are out there. El Seneca
+67 “Cannon fodder”, “most of you are useless”, “mediocre”, “can’t cut it” Principal in HF - Other
+67 Lol “my wife had more fun”, dude your wife was getting FUCKED. Charles2002
+67 In a BB superday: Johnny Peppers
+67 That's like implying that all underrepresented employees in the office have less skill than their counterparts which is also false. Miracle1111
+67 To be clear, I have great admiration for the Chinese people, their culture, and their personalities. My wife is Chinese, as are most of my friends. However the corporate culture of mainland firms is just awful. earthwalker7
+67 i use the same bar of soap for my ass and my face. i also use chapstick.  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+67 The repercussions of aggressive diversity recruiting is finally in full-effect. Investment Analyst in IB-M&A
+67 don't get confused, he was cool because he scrubbed his dick over your face while sleeping  there's no free meal my friend GS under Blankfein
+67 DUI hire eastcoastbear
+67 I used to work with him at Moelis and was lucky enough to be considered a friend. Top quality dude and a really great sense of humor. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+67 We need more posts like this instead of ranking banks. Following Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+67 Because who gives a shit about what academics have to say Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+67 Unbelievable. A VP in one of the world's most lucrative professions insinuating an intent to profiteer off an earnest up-and-comer looking to make a splash by putting in extra work. mmpewso
+67 Two types of people in finance, loud race cars or optimized trash cans ontarioan57
+67 I saw a kid list his fraternity pledgeship as job experience. The Real Donnie Azoff
+67 Echo these guys. As a fellow gen Z I know all too well the pain of being told your whole life that you’re special only to find out that you’re really not - or at least, not yet. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+67 That really isn’t that bad. These are 18-20 yr olds, many of them without any experience (or network) in finance. Investment Manager in HF - Other
+67 "The Beltsander" So my question is what is the catch here? High attrition, boring / repetitive work, or just high barriers to entry? redever
+67 Stockholm syndrome is a proposed condition in which hostages develop a psychological bond with their captors. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+67 I know for a fact I was an upper-middle ish bucket analyst based on backchannel info from roundtables, and I got $35K as an AN2 in a good group that keeps M&A entirely in-house. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+67 I bought my mother a Canada Goose jacket so she can fit in with all the basic white chicks. NESCAC
+67 On the contrary, he sounds cool as shit based solely on that.  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+67 I’ll chime in here with some important “older person” insight. You don’t “waste your life” in IB doing a 2 year stint. Associate 2 in PE - Growth
+67 Argentina has a financial crisis every few years. I wrote my undergraduate and one of my graduate theses on currency crises in Argentina. brotherbear
+67 Petition for all BBs to raise again to 110K Eightfolds
+67 Not a fan of the UBS guys myself but I’d say you’re generally fine as long as you don’t make eye contact Prospect in 
+66 E) smash and then ghost  GS under Blankfein
+66 You’d rather continue working than live life? Take a step back. You have fully adopted the persona of a corporate drone. You are living to work, not working to live. Blue9
+66 Yeah really put things into perspective for me a few weeks ago. I was skiing a popular vacation mountain and just chatting up everyone I got on the lift with. Just explaining your life to people “…where do you live? johnny-mnemonic
+66 Hell yeah! Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+66 Sorry to hear you're going through this. You are gay for liking a girl who's smarter than you though Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+66 I would pay you to yell at me in the shower Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+66 Sounds like exactly what someone at ExodusPoint would say. arslonga
+66 I was semi with you on the title until “print research reports for a client over the weekend.” What a sad, sad industry  Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+66 Yea which is why I said to find a way to grow Intern in IB - Cov
+66 congrats on being a virgin! Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+66 You find it unlikely that someone from the 1 of the 3 named PE firms is on WSO? Not going to twist the knife but how many offers do you think each firm extended that were not accepted? Business School in PE - LBOs
+66 “I’m always pumped when someone asks me to take notes” i am begging you to get laid bro  Prospect in IB-M&A
+66 Ok AGNRX1188
+66 Stacy? God's Sanest Cokehead
+66 Well wait you just one rootin' tootin' second m'sir.  Roberto Baird the Vth
+66 Bullar Bear
+66 I suppose the value consultants provide is intrinsically tied to the reason they're hired. If you are running a really lean organization, consultants act as extra sets of arms and legs. brotherbear
+66 Yeah dude don’t do this. That $700k liquidity event is a once in a lifetime blessing that you can use to generate serious wealth. You are giving away quite a bit by doing this. JimmyHoffaPetGecko
+66 I got hit by WFH cabin fever as badly as anyone via the combo of never leaving my apartment, and hours and work volume spiking overnight. Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+66 Definitely WallStreetOasis.com Dude acts like he owns the place CRE
+66 Drumpfy you are part of category 5: Retards. Prospect in IB-M&A
+66 you say this as if finance bros don't make their entire personality about being white and wearing vests Anonymous Monkey
+66 A "receipt machine?" This reads like the plot of a 90's comedy Paramount Pictures logo flash Move trailer announcer in deep voice: "From the studio that brought you Tommy Boy" Lizard Brain
+66 she can't be that ugly, can she? IRRection
+66 please refer to Prospect in IB-M&A
+66 Monty Burns
+66 Sorry to hear about this. Just want to say fuck rich handler. Maybe if the dude spent less time trying to be funny on Instagram his bank could have a >50% return offer rate Intern in IB-M&A
+66 Urban Mogul Then I got into a bulge bracket bank's CRE group Associate 2 in PE - Other
+66 Is this the dumbest question on wso? kerimk2
+66 No, all economic activity is grinding to a halt but you should expect bonuses to be awesome. Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+65 This is the greatest paradise post I want to prove my manhood at Baird Industrials  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+65 Anonymous Monkey: any insight into exits?  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+65 Are you trying to ask something like who is the tallest dwarf? Hags28
+65 Who in their right fucking mind in finance follows the Dow... nj671
+65 capex fairy
+65 "What do you do in your free time?" "I'm usually returning some videotapes." Prescott Moncrief lll
+65 spudrmonkeSettle down Research Associate and go back to benchmarking.  Research Associate in AM - Equities
+65 Stop being a loser...? Abusement Park
+65 Thanks for checking in ur good bro Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+65 Ignore that guy telling you to do what makes you happy.  Correct answer is b) buyside role at BX or Starwood prospie
+65 Grass is always greener, easy to judge from the outside, easy to recognize faults from the inside, etc, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah, blah. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+65 Ironic how each side claims the other are snowflakes and they both get offended so easily by stupid meaningless shit that's not hurting anyone Associate 1 in IB - CB
+65 Not my story but one of my buddies. Dude used to sit near an absolute dungeon troll whey-protein fueled fart machine analyst and a 8 or 9 chick. dungeon troll would rip loud wet smacking farts all the time. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+65 Yes, HR would be deloitted to help you Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+65 How the fuck do you get him in the dryer though, isn't he like 5'8 and nearly 200lbs? Chuck Rhoades
+65 Instructions unclear, accepted an offer at Tobin & Company Monty Burns
+65 to make your mom whole  Associate 2 in CorpFin
+65 OP is the guy telling the professor we had homework to do Associate 1 in PE - Other