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+19 Awesome job dude. Hard work pays off. Dick Steele
+19 Fuck! I did it again. But you get my point. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 get laid Prospect in IB-M&A
+19 Hey, if Citi analysts complain enough, BAML/CS analysts might get another raise! Synergy_or_Syzygy
+19 "Frat Star" If you wear cargo shorts you are never getting laid. I love how someone gave you monkey shit for this. CRE
+19 Honestly if your not at working at Goldman by now your fucked (Dude just chill and start grinding when you get back sophomore year) Undercover meme
+19 because of LIBTARD SOYBOY CUCKS 6969
+19 Again, why is he an idiot? People love to jack themselves off to target schools on this forum and the guy went to Stanford, Oxford, and Yale. Intern in HF - Other
+19 You have one fully grown adult male per body part leaning on a man sprawled out on the floor. No reason for one of those men to keep their knee on his throat for as long as he did. FinancelsWacc
+19 We get it man. Go back to posting instagram stories showing everyone how you're not racist Analyst 1 in Other
+19 Look, I don’t disagree with some of the things you said but... Wtf did I just read  Intern in IB - Gen
+19 My MD once just placed his credit card on my desk before telling me to get everyone coffee. Every other time, he threw the card. brotherbear
+19 Former IB'er: "Hi RE Firm, I gunned all my life for IB or PE, and ended up hating it or couldn't cut it." Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+19 Covid quarantine made me gain enough weight to qualify for an early covid vaccine smh Intern in IB - Cov
+19 You sound like a major fucking tool. You’re part of the problem and I guarantee your analysts hate working for you.  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+19 If you quit after one year do they claw back your peloton, taint sweat and all, and give to the next analyst/associate? risingscholar
+19 I thought I can keep this a secret but he just added me on LinkedIn. He may like me so I hope he makes VP soon so I can milk him for better deals and promotion. Mr.JoeBaskin
+19 We both do not have roles lined up. And I'm perfectly ok with that.  vnhero228
+19 You know what to do, young king - get that bag, by all means necessary. Take photos, of course, as leverage. Godspeed king, and don´t forget to properly lube up. Intern in PE - Growth
+19 "MonacoMonkey" What are your thoughts? I don’t think you should get married ohword
+19 The people on the reddit call themselves autists, he's not disrespecting them rashan234
+19 Jerking off usually makes things easier  WhateverWorks
+19 Maybe don't use your job to try and pick up chicks? CRE isn't sexy. MonopolyMoney
+19 Moelis be like office M-F WFH Sat&Sunday Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 I told my wife she was the keystone investment in my very own sovereign wealth fund. She told me to shut the fuck up. I love her. Layne Staley
+19 didn't know there were simps in PE Intern in IB - Cov
+19 If you wear cargo shorts you are never getting laid. Frat Star
+19 Imagine having your job and livelihood depend on the competency of a bunch of inexperienced 21 year olds running a over leveraged company. Konglover123
+19 Checks with my name on it Anonymous Monkey
+19 Like: any bank that didn't require a cover letter Dislike: any bank that required a cover letter Prospect in IB - Cov
+19 Yeah, as predicted. 70 million people across the nation didn't get their way, not one city burning down. Just imagine if Trump won. You know what would happen. iercurenc
+19 If I could find a way into the startup accelerator or corporate venture fund (bank is super small ~20 people so not sure what my responsibilities would be) would that be big picture enough that you wouldn't want to find yo fantasticSams
+19 Guys so I was dating this chick and asked her if she wanted to be my main hoe. She said she had another dude in her sights now and we could revisit this topic in 1Q 2020. Do you think I'm making traction with her here? Associate 2 in CorpDev
+19 A good start would be to stop typing like that. GreenspanAndHam
+19 It helps not being a beta soyboy. QuiltEmerson
+19 Loyalty and prestige are myths employers sell you so they can underpay and overwork you. Be loyal to your friends and family. Alt-Ctr-Left
+19 You respawn at the other side of Nuketown SFBanker123
+19 Q: When did $1,000+ buy-ins become high stakes? Keyser Söze 123
+19 How is BAML treating you? theopendoorcloses
+19 So just to get this straight, you completely fabricated having a summer IB internship and lied to recruiters so that you could be a more competitive applicant, but justified it by saying your fake internship was unpaid? Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+19 coming soon: "does having a good relationship with my wife make me less prestigious? I know lots of MDs can handle having a trophy wife plus expensive alimony and I feel like that is an example of how well they're doing. thebrofessor
+19 Now this is a fucking community and what I browse WSO for. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 Similar question: Why do Notre Dame grads think their team is good at football? CRE
+19 So far there are 10 comments and one data point. mbahopeful88
+19 I was 4 seconds away from committing sudoku when I found out these were just the financing ones Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 Definitely fake. What banks are throwing their virtual interns in front of clients? Intern in _none
+19 ah yes, I think I know this gentleman. Goes by the name Catrick Purtis PaulTwodoorJones
+19 Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 wait what? 60k is a trust fund? 60k is impressive to first worlders? i blew 20k on xanax in a year when i was like 19. now that's impressive. probably other shit too. i remember very little GoldenCinderblock
+19 This is why liberal women need to date conservative born-again Christian guys who won't do anything until they're married. IlliniProgrammer
+19 You picked the wrong forum, almost everyone agrees here.. Maybe you should try Reddit or a humanities class at Harvard. neink
+19 I do think that this job is for me, however recruiters have a different opinion Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 Good to see status-seeking materialism is not exclusive to Wall Street wannabees. SSits
+19 CS asked us for our “sweater & vest sizes” and mentioned they’d be sending us packages so we’ll see Intern in IB - Gen
+19 Burger King is currently running a $1 for 10 chicken nuggets deal. So 10,000,000 chicken nuggets. plshireme
+19 +1 It's only getting harder too.This site makes it difficult for people to realize middle office and back office jobs are great positions out of college, just not the best. yeahright
+19 Masayoshi Son has entered the chat Monettonsofit
+19 Congrats! Good to see someone that appreciates what they have unlike the majority of the new-coming ungrateful beta pussies that are posting on this site. Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+19 you're not alone. I don't want to go into an office again unless I'm meeting a client. putting on a suit and tie just to check emails and make phone calls is dumb thebrofessor
+19 What a strange response lol. You definitely seem triggered. Roger Sterling
+19 did anyone ask? Intern in IB - Gen
+19 just got off the phone with hr, they have confirmed that the program will be for sure happening. krispee
+19 You should start by trying to get laid Nontargetmonkey89
+19 "We don't get anything even close to that at my BB so it seems unfair that they would get all of thi realjackryan
+19 So basically just using the LIFO method? Prospect in S&T - Equities
+19 I would fire the guy with “incoming” in his LinkedIn first Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+19 What would this even involve? Ordering coffee for me on uber eats and remote seamless dinners? Mergerz
+19 Sounds like a flawless plan. amonkey_1
+19 "JPMorgan383" "Well facetime is important now since our firm revenue is decreasing and we have limited deals". Mind if I Intern in IB-M&A
+19 Lehman Brothers credit risk, Enron internal audit, GridironCEO
+19 Women have a different rulebook that I won’t even pretend to know well. Banking Sucks Guys
+19 The only people in banking I look up to are my analyst during my internship who covered for me to go to intern events and get drunk underage and my MD who bought me some dip. MarthaStewartsAFelon
+19 I think you’d have a good shot at a lower-tier MM club (think Sevilla, Everton, Leicester) but you’ll have to network hard for on-cycle tryouts if you want any of the megaclubs (think Real Madrid, Juventus, PSG). Intern in IB-M&A
+19 Nope, my enjoyment of meat outweighs the animals' suffering. Roger Sterling
+19 Title: Check Out How Sick I Am and Mistakes to Avoid If You Also Become This F@CKING Sick Ricky Rosay
+19 --------------------------- throwaway99944
+19 Sounds like you were all pledges, not interns. Wizardly
+19 This is the Investment Banking forum, not the Private Equity forum. With this lack of attention to detail you don't have to worry about what happens after you break into private equity. Prospect in IB-M&A
+19 We usually fire 100% of people just to get new talent every year BillMurray
+19 I wore typical computer interview attire - suit top and my boxers jeriangrant
+19 Tobin & Co The Pharma Guy
+19 2018 = Development Spreads Compressing, Construction Costs Increasing, Interest Rates Rising. 2019 = Clench your butt holes. The Duke of Wall Street
+19 moderate functional binge drinking alcoholism GoldenCinderblock
+19 rollcall
+19 "michigan10483" With affirmative action your post will only become more true You are by far the most annoying and worst us Pug
+19 Fyre Media OverlyAdjustedEBITDA
+19 Okay bud - This isn't an interview. Maximum Leverage
+19 Thanks for sharing, nobody cares. Sunshine Funshine
+19 This is the best part of the lovely Justine's linkedin in profile distressed_IB
+19 Bernie "3 house socialist" sanders Joe "creepy hands" Biden Kamala "Weed smokin prosecutor" Harris or Kamala "free firefighters" Harris Amy "who?" Klobuchar Cory "the vegan boy" B Bayoumonkey
+19 "GoldenCinderblock" If you want to save time, don't eat. Layne Staley
+19 Homeless + Community College + Befriending BB security guards + BB Internship while at CC you should write a book titled: Fuck you lazy NYU kids Jamie_Diamond
+19 "That's all I'm out for. I don't need a Rolls Royce." "Nothing less than a Gulfstream G650." ... Jho Low
+19 Dear God, please tell me this is a joke post. Bjoon
+19 "fillqb12_2" Everyone takes a pay cut to come to Ulysses. I'm sold I'm actually a squirrel
+19 To escape back office, I just got a MBA and partied for two years, seems easier. privateequityVP
+19 Think we know where he's at. cantainaesus
+19 Papa Juan's Chekdastack
+19 From professional experience, there is an established inverse correlation between how little your co-workers / network care about what fraternity you were in, and how much you care what fraternity you were in. Keyser Söze 123
+19 Fuck Lloyd DickFuld