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+33 How the heck did you come up with the GS/MS/Citi?  kenmoelis_bro
+33 Got a couple that comes to mind: QuiltEmerson
+33 Please, no more. Goya Beans
+33 What an odd hill to die on dude. Unless you have a legitimate dangerous stalker, I would capitulate and just be normal and join the website. Smoke Frog
+33 I heard the moelis LA team gets mfpe exits to Pe shops in Los Santos whalesandoceans
+33 Did you still watch Django after, or did that take the fun out of it? OOM
+33 It sounds like you're running up against two types of problems: structural and personal. Structurally, private equity isn't for the faint of heart. It's a demanding industry. APAE
+33 Top bucket gigachad behavior Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+33 Hey man, I'm really sorry to hear that you're at this low point in your life/career. astrix023958
+33 Our first year we were at the office getting ready to go to one of those impact day things and my buddy forgot so he shows up wearing business clothes but we had to work in the garden all day. the_gekko
+33 I'm all for it being challenged. We do need some kind of way to ascertain if someone actually knows what they're doing, but the current system is broken. This was blatantly exposed last few years with COVID. Analyst 2 in IA
+33 "your raise will be effective when you are" Layne Staley
+33 Every time you post about women, you always come off as a middle aged virgin. df1492
+33 yeah for sure man - the link is: usetheGooglesearchbar.com TheEmperor
+33 Are you insane?  Why would you leave? You have super chill hours and strong pay.  You have a clear path to 600k. Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+33 "Prospect in IB - Ind" Any self-respecting banker would rather stab themselves in the eye than even consider interviewing for Mizu Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+33 Indian mandem just took 10 steps backwards after this post Intern in S&T - Comm
+33 "You ain't black" ~Joe Biden 2020 sandals.com
+33 I think it is fair to assume the firm didn't mean for people to find out they were fired by shutting down their key cards.. VP in IB - Gen
+33 Never thought I would hear a story about someone lying that they graduated from Baruch bluecollarfinanceguy
+33 FYI the app / website has a subscribe to thread button Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+33 There's a practice sample question then you get one attempt with each actual question (all behavioral and timed). Terran
+33 i work at a BB in IB, and HR are the most incompetent retards I've ever met in my life. PE_Reaper
+33 You’re a VP in ER you’re going to be the first to go my man 😂 Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+33 Quit. It's not worth your mental health.  Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+33 subtlety is the new flex  Summer Associate in IB-M&A
+33 A friend of the family got one for her 18th birthday. Did it make her prettier? Yes, didn´t help her neurotic personality though. Intern in PE - Growth
+33 I don't think you understand this game ebitda2008
+33 You think Lehman in its final days were telling their clients "Yeah, we're fucked. Take your money while you can"?  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+33 An MBA summer Associate with a zero value add comment, how appropriate :) Associate 1 in CorpDev
+33 Best one I ever received was the following: "Make Better." George_Banker
+33 this is why America is fucked Americans literally cannot comprehend doing anything for the good of society because selfishness is an American value 6969
+33 Cringe take bro. While I don't necessarily agree with OP I can at the very least understand where he's coming from. Your points literally don't even make any sense. Goya Beans
+33 CS is not a career path, it is an academic subject. Do you mean SWE? If so, there are plenty of people from non-CS backgrounds or top bootcamp backgrounds in SWE. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+33 This is why banking blows.  So many losers willing to get ass reamed willingly so analysts have no leverage.  Software engineers actually have self worth and won't allow themselves to be treated poorly hence why Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+33 I mean, I was counting on summer earnings + signing bonus to cover my tuition and living expenses for the year. Intern in IB-M&A
+33 Great financial career advice, thank you. This is exactly the content kids trying to break into high finance are looking for.  Fast and Fiduciary
+33 The pendulum has never moved faster in to the favor of the employer, so I am not surprised. ChuckieSullivan
+33 Moelis doesn’t have a parking lot? Business School in CorpFin
+33 Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+33 I refuse to go into another lockdown - I wore a mask for over a year as I wanted to “do my part”, but I realized it was all bullshit. Yes, I’m vaccinated, but no boosters. Anonymous Monkey
+33 OP, how are you enjoying selling your Mary Kay products? Facts about OP: 1) Currently still in school at a non-target 2) Tried extremely hard to break into IB GrandJury
+33 Amazing username CommodsinEurope
+33 My only thing is think about how much indirect knowledge/information you absorb while being in the office...perspectives, excel tricks, modeling help, tid bits, etc. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+33 https://www.leveragedsellout.com/2014/02/the-book-of-graham/ The Book of Graham Paul-Graham-Y-Combinator Anonymous Monkey
+33 Shout out to all the fucking ass kissers on the activity feed page lol I’ve never cringed so much Prospect in IB - Gen
+33 Wouldn't traditional LBO be dating the hot girl with some daddy issues, treat her right for a bit until she matures and blossoms into wife material and then eventually sell her off to a Middle Eastern prince as his 23rd wi HNNNG
+33 Notice how they aren’t on the website  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+33 I think developing a new blood testing technology is a great way for women to break into the 1%. PeRmAnEnTiNtErN
+33 Critical race theory will be the destruction of Western civilization as we know it. Incoming Analyst in AM - Other
+33 Based. Prospect in IB-M&A
+33 Listen tdmk, I know salt and sugar look the same, but try to look at this message with more of a zoomed out perspective and not for face value because being the man of the people, I’m taking the time to help provide some c CurrentHYPSMVirginIncomingSummerPussyDominator
+33 Drumpfy always here to provide us with some shitty take Intern in IB-M&A
+33 Username checks out han brolo
+33 I can’t believe these men have the gall to explain things from the ground up to a freshly minted AN1. How dare they not respect your background as an economics major. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+33 climate change is real, I just don't believe it's solely a human thing. thebrofessor
+33 Okay, for the lil' monkey in the building: the hardest part about any of the 'prestigious' jobs that are mentioned on these forums is actually getting them in the first place. aspiringchimp
+33 I'm 24 and have about 3k in the bank, 6k in my 401k, and -75k of student loans. These comments definitely make me depressed. theofficeguy
+33 My dude, you have quite a few things on your plate huh? GrandJury
+33 One time this fucking Citi nerd asked me what my major was. I was like bro....do you know who my fucking dad is??? FratLord
+33 It is definitely my intention and I know people who have pulled it off. CRE
+33 To the guys throwing monkey shit: overpaid_overworked
+33 urmaaam Please don't buy into that counter-culture, disruption, "going against big auto" bullshit that Musk peddles to you guys. GreenspanAndHam
+33 Wail and moan very loud and hard each rep, it will inevitably attract her towards you. BillMurray
+33 This is just for context for all of the WSO community who are about to comment on this thread. A friend of mine who did IBD during the 2008 GFC: Pussy galore
+33 "Wawiag" At least for a date, I think I’d be impressed if she is relating her experiences to unique concepts and algorithms that are con Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+33 Concern about COVID has never been about the fatality rate of infected young adults without pre-existing conditions. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+33 When I got my IB internship all I wanted to do was brag and tell everyone how hard I worked and how successful I was going to be (especially as a non-target, I know how hard that makes it). Intern in IB - Gen
+33 SB'd. Interesting thread & discussion and something that I think most of us in the industry talk about with colleagues/friends.  Here's my $0.01: onebagger
+33 I think it’s because lots of people just don’t care because it’s not part of their daily life or relevant to them. I don’t think I could name 10 current NHL players and I live in the state of hockey. Intern in IB - Gen
+33 Totally feel you. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+33 You said it doesn't have to be realistic, and I know this is very unrealistic and pretty dark, but I want to try to get people I know who are using heroin and other opiates to seek treatment and stop. Nightman Cometh
+33   Intern in IB-M&A
+33 I can't take any more MS please, it was just a joke Intern in IB - Cov
+33 I don't think he said you were a good banker either nontargetfromtarget
+33 Taxidermied mountain lion Impaired_Asset
+33 To be honest- quite surprised with all the comments telling you to hide who you are. There is absolutely no shame and nothing to worry about. Most BB have LGBT groups so find it and get to know the people. nori90
+33 did they accidentally call you john123068? CHECK6
+33 Op - no worries. Just don’t mention it. If someone does, just make a joke out of it and shrug it off. You’ll be fine. Good Luck Jamoldo
+33 Are you really that scared of this virus? I’m sorry, but I just can’t understand this. You already had one shot which should give you peace of mind.  Mumbles
+33 Pretty pretty pretty pretty gay larry david
+33 this. Investment Analyst in ER
+33 Fuck that, keep pushing man. You only need one opportunity to make it happen. Keep going at it, nothing good comes easy. funkychompi
+33 so you learn about distressed debt investing, its quite intuitive CEO in IB-M&A
+33 My firm has a device where you can talk to people who are far away from you. You need to have a specific number to reach a specific person and they also need one of these devices. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+33 he got a promotion Prospect in IB-M&A
+33 Go see a psychiatrist, this site won’t help you. DickFuld
+33 Lmao. The shills have arrived boys!  I knew it! Took all day but once it was morning time in China, they have come out in FULL force.  Even giving silver bananas out in mass. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+33 Take what ever it was a week ago, and subtract 1. Intern in IB - Cov
+33 "Summer Associate in IB-M&A" This is my goal once I have $100mm in the bank Yeah that's a totally realistic CRE
+33 Subject: Pitchbook_Final 1.2 Rainmaker, Made some adjustments in the financials and have updated the model for tomorrows pitch. I can walk you through the changes tomorrow if necessary. QuiltEmerson
+33 "EliteStudent11" Just remember I got a bb internship with a 2.58 EliteStudent11 occupyajob
+33 High-end trailer/RV parks in/around Phoenix and Boise to play off of the future massive migration out of California once Communism fully takes root. Brothel in Midland, Texas. InVinoVeritas
+33 Rooting for a recession is an interesting way to exercise privilege. Banking Sucks Guys
+33 The girl you had a crush on still won’t sleep with you just because you’re a banker now, if that’s what you’re asking Banking Sucks Guys
+33 Yea but everyone hates you so it cancels out Liberal_Slayer
+33 I put someone's money into someone else's account annnnnnndd its gone......... GoldenBananas
+33 for anyone wondering, this story isn't about me AndyLouis
+33 you forgot the other part of that quote: "chill out, have a perfect resume, attend HYP, kill our video interview, and don't even think of applying if the word 'state' is in your alma mater." hypocrite thebrofessor
+32 Geez dude, this guy tried to help you and you shit on him? mrcheddar