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+16 I did both and transitioned out of the industry. Thoughts: PE: squidman86
+16 1st gen. American/college graduate. Grew up broke, parents divorced at 6. (Very) non-target public school, non-finance major. Family almost lost their house during the recession. Research Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+16 Any LP that dumped energy exposure under the guise of ESG should be removed from their position by their beneficiaries as they would have missed out on one of the best performing asset classes during this inflationary peri Walker Texas Banker
+16 No one in finance will live somewhere where they experience Chicago crime... the bad parts are bad, no question, but you can easily spend a lifetime in the city without ever going there. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+16 1.5/10 troll Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+16 Buying a home Getting married Having children Being Republican or Democrat Endless consumerism Blank999
+16 Prospect in AM - FI Got an internship in London this summer at a hedge fund Investment Manager in HF - Other
+16 Definitely a tricky situation but as a wise man once said: “HR is not your friend. HR is there to protect the company.” Would only go that route as an ABSOLUTE last resort. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+16 Top shops will pay 300k/year + a one time signing bonus of ~150k. Sometimes that signing bonus is bigger or smaller depending on the firm. So both yes and no. Works at D.E. Shaw
+16 The website looks like a generic AI start-up that just closed its Series A acardboardmonkey
+16 I can help with this. Senior housing has the potential to be a big deal in the coming years since our population is aging (baby boomers) and people are living much longer. JSmithRE2010
+16 I'm highlighting to interns on how to be more effective. that's actual advice. I always see you shit all over feedback posts to networking calls. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+16 I've achieved high likability Monty Burns
+16 Good question. APAE
+16 What a PE Associate does but less competently for less money basically [email protected]
+16 Frankly, that's wrong. The top 0.05% of researchers, fine. I think those guys will make life-changing, society-upending discoveries and I am grateful that there are people like that in this world. Associate 2 in VC
+16 hungrydudes touching dudes Bitter GDI's. No one likes them now no one liked them in college. Stringer Bell
+16 You can’t let this bother you. Consultants are going to get ribbed for the same thing. Defense contractors get the jokes too. Lobbyists deservedly get shit too. johnny-mnemonic
+16 I would not do this IMO. Too much risk. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+16 As crushing as work has been, this post is weirdly refreshing to see. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+16 if they lied to your face and said 95%+ (which is way more believable than 65%) then you can definitely reneg imo. I would try to verify that this info is correct, if it is then fuck them. Intern in IB - Restr
+16 tom, great idea. I wouldn't ask permission for starting something that seems to be a passion about it. thebrofessor
+16 She take my money, when I'm in need Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed… Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
+16 The diversity hiring agenda is not about actual diversity #'s (as you cited 1%) it's about appeasing the squeaky wheels of society. Rare_Deal
+16 From experience, hardo bankers are way worse Business School in CorpStrat
+16 GS doesn't have an M&A group good lord Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+16 Hey pal. Stonks1990
+16 This is a simple decision tree, nobody needs clarification from HR. 1) Your internship is cancelled -> you need to recruit Director in IB - Cov
+16 Why would anyone who works in finance be excited by the chaos of a major bank imploding? Devils Advocate
+16 Bro WHAT THE HECK. Can't believe UBS is turning me into a SYNERGY. Maybe this M&A stuff is fucked UBS ate CS
+16 Not only do I count my kills, like an Indian on the prairie, I use all parts of the animal, for the great spirit says not to leave anything for waste. Every kill is a gift and must be cherished as such. Anonymous Monkey
+16 This guy is dedicated to the integrity of the historical record. wunderk
+16 I remember when I first moved to NYC, for a job with a Big 4 firm. I was able to afford rent on my own shitty little Midtown studio. Drove to it with my new IKEA furniture in the back of my rental car. Angus Macgyver
+16 LOL this sounds super gay.   Maybe he's butthurt you are not accepting his advances and has massive sexual frustration from being in the closest and he's taking it out on you. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+16 . Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+16 The question of what's "luck" versus "not luck" depends on how far you expand your view. In a narrow view, someone who becomes rich through intelligence and hard work isn't rich due to luck. ResMan
+16 Liz Warren is so horny right now her she can't control herself Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+16 Literally none of this was responsive to anything I said. Also i'm an Associate 2 (name needs updating), i.e. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+16 Looking back, the people I hung out with were either douche bags or unmotivated. I came from a rural/suburban area in PA and it was very blue collar. mswoonc
+16 Devils Advocate What really bothers me is when people actually say "elite boutique"....like I hope to God you don't acqtually use that term in person YungMonc
+16 Yup, just need to make time for it. My girlfriend and I have been together for over 3 years and live together so it makes it a bit easier. RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+16 This kind of perspective makes me laugh and is fairly reflective of how prestige-driven and myopic students/junior bankers tend to be. There are two main reasons why there is a bid for HF jobs from ex-PE guys. slowdive
+16 Or you just contributed a zero-value-add comment of your base and signing bonus (this info alone is not relevant)… that could be it too. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+16 Good points with one common issue on this forum: People in real world care way less about "Prestige" than kids on WSO. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+16 From my experience, Tobin & Co. is a sweatshop Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+16 I had the same ick in last team. It was particularly bad since it was around beginning of RTO and deal flow was pretty intense. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+16 ♫ DJ got us layin' off again ♫ I'm actually a squirrel
+16 Motherfucking Chad NonTarget5
+16 Good idea to pick internship based on your wage for a single summer Intern in IB - Gen
+16 Alphafuxbetabux Listen Boyos, i.can.make.it
+16 You think I give a damn about a boutique? Half of you bankers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Associate 2, what if you make MD? Wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+16 I've been there and likely anyone involved in a sponsor heavy process has been there.  I'll caveat my advice as it being largely self-preservation based and maybe not something to absolutely publicize, but whatever... CharlesCheese
+16 The older I get, the more I thank god for not wasting the prime years of my life studying for that stupid fucking CFA Yeah I’m not a millionaire, but at least I had fun and banged lots of hoes  Associate 1 in ER
+16 My firm (AM) sponsors both CFA and CAIA. davidsandler
+16 Trust me, you're definitely better off getting along with your peer analysts. Yes, you will be bucketed at the end of the year, but there's always plenty of room in the upper mid bucket range. Director in IB - Cov
+16 This is really unacceptable on the part of WB (and RB), and bad management Managing Director in IB-M&A
+16 I work at GS and think was a pretty bad away to manage things. Analyst 2 in S&T - Equities
+16 Look, I totally get it. I was in your shoes a few months ago because I was thinking about quitting every single minute of every day. I absolutely hated banking. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+16 If you want to be successful/happy, you need to figure out where you want to be in 5 years and work towards it. it's plain simple stupid advice. BuysideHustle
+16 How did you keep your piano skills sharp while working banking hours? Aero
+16 Citi A4 $175-225 bonus | $225k base A3 $120-210 bonus | $200k base A2 $70-170 bonus | $175k base A1 $40k stub | 175k base all bonuses 15-20% deferred depending on what you got monkeypod
+16 That's weird. For some reason, I didn't hear anyone making the same argument last year or the year before when dealflow was up. I wonder why that is? reformed
+16 "zeph44"Hi all,I am a sophomore at an almost-target and I am getting ready for Junior SA recruiting season. Nice. jburns
+16 Hsbc is so dumb tho saying "sorry all vacancies have been filled" like bro I applied early September just say u rejected me with chest Intern in Consulting
+16 CharlesCheese
+16 I am from Calgary so yes bestiality is what I am into CalgaryIB
+16 Hey Prospect, this isnt meant to be mean, but keep your mouth closed when you cannot relate at all to OP. You haven't been slaving away for years (or even months), so you do not realize how spot on OP is. Consultant in Consulting
+16 Tbh if people are being bitches about you having to go to court, you probably don’t wanna work in said team anyway. I think if you agree to pick up the slack you should be fine in any case. Mezz Monkey
+16 I guess its not paradise  Prospect in IB - Gen
+16 As someone in an ivy with a similar size frat PC, interesting to read. Don't let the negative comments hurt.  Prospect in AM - Equities
+16 Who fucking cares? Pussy galore
+16 Most comments in this thread demonstrate a misunderstanding of how the soft aspects of a candidate's profile influence the admissions decision. APAE
+16 Yes Hedgefundguide
+16 "Investment Manager in HF - Macro" These systems are not perfect, but neither is the alternative. tjo55
+16 This reminds me of someone from my summer analyst class. We admired how driven and opportunistic she was with regards to becoming a rainmaker from day 1. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+16 "Free Legal Advice is Paradise"  Investment Manager in IA
+16 Some of what you said makes me think it could be ADD. I'd look into that, but see below for some more tangible advice: Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+16 Don’t want to pile on but this is just so funny to me… Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+16 Don't worry, I'm sure OP is busy writing the script for Obergefell v Hodges: Life of an Investment Banker Part 2: Electric Boogaloo Angus Macgyver
+16 Reading a book to learn how to flirt is probably step 1 in maintaining your inability to flirt with girls el bee oh
+16 Yeah this seems a little fake Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+16 You pay T1 prices for a T3 city  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+16 Hey I’m currently in the full time MSRE program at NYU so PM me if you have any questions. thundercat3307
+16 1) He’s not your friend - he’s an insecure and underachieving prick, you’re probably best to leave him in the past in the long run. liquidiot
+16 I once made a paperclip bracelet at work. #HighLife #YOLO #SWAG #ThisWasAFuckingDumbQuestion. RobberBaron123
+16 They rapidly began losing interest when they started making Taylor a central character who was butting up against Russian oligarchs. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+16 There are several components to the interviews: Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+16 When I was 7, I had to call 911 when my moms aorta dissected while we were doing chores around the house. We were singing the clean up song , when suddenly she went silent. WoogsRE
+16 hey, this thread is still up as are several others on the topic.  I'm reviewing what my mod team did yesterday, but I suspect certain threads/content was removed because it contained specific names and/or offensive co WallStreetOasis.com
+16 You gain the simple value of free time to reflect and plan. Most people are too risk-averse to do this by quitting.  APAE
+16 Do you think the bird still has a shot at getting promoted to VP? Roger Sterling
+16 I do commodities in the Ag space - I like the fact that's more of a true global market, with the main factors being supply and demand. Its one of the best examples of applied economics in real life. MC_HAMMER
+16 wow your class is full of losers lol. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+16 I love these type of people. I could have gotten into an Ivy if I felt like trying. I could have become a doctor if I wanted to. Lol. Could you also have played the NFL if you cared at trying? Smoke Frog
+16 Let me think about that first question as its hard to talk about a recent trade without getting very specific on niche products which would expose who i was if someone i knew were to read this. TraderJoey
+16 This is where your math is wrong. They don’t make more. If you want to compare top companies like FAANG to finance, then make sure you compare that to MF PE, top IB or even the HF thread. Business School in IB - Cov
+16 i dated an HR girl from morgan stanley...very cute....but dumb as bricks...completely unorganized too. ironnchef
+16 This was an interesting take, but I wanted to note some points where I have a different perspective. (I did CS PhD, joined one of the FAANG companies as a research scientist. Quant in Research - Other
+16 I work at a mid sized but reputable fund and make close to $300k with only 5 years of experience. I occasionally leave work early on fridays, I play intramural sports, go on dates, etc on weekdays. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+16 Not surprising. Most kids on this website think a 4.0 at an Ivy is the holy grail, and mock the kids who go to a state school and enjoy all aspects of college life. Alt-Ctr-Left